Optimum Suburbia

[soseztheleadr]

This is my favorite of all the "Triple Play" commercials.

[Iheartnihon]

as soon as something get popular they got to add a white person in the lead. I didn't like this one. But I guess their are no reggaeton rappers in the suburbs

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[kimababes]

''optimum makes me happy honey cuz im saving lots of money'' love that part

[taimak123]

this is the suckiest ad for optimum

[Caljamscott]

I love this. Thank you so much. Optimum Online has the best commercials going.

[Caljamscott]

I don't want these women running after me.

[Caljamscott]

i'm a filmmaker. Optimum Triple Play by far is the best commercia house I would say.

[Caljamscott]

You bother that little boy I guarantee these women are gonna come running after you.

[Caljamscott]

I assure you these women jointly and severally are killers if you have thoughts to molest that little boy. They'll even call in the jogger.

[Caljamscott]

I assure you these women are killers if you have thoughts to molest that little boy.

[Caljamscott]

Anyone go over there and bother that little boy-these women are gonna want to know about it. I don't want to be around the manse when that happens.

[Caljamscott]

THANKS BRO! Those women look all sweet on the outside. But I bet if you laid a hand on that boy their mood is gonna suddenly shift and I don't want to be around at the blowout at the manse BRO!

[Caljamscott]

I'm sure if anyone laid a hand on that young boy...those women are going to have something to say about it.

[Caljamscott]

Sensational! Optimum Online you are my favorite commercial makers.

[Jakijean1102]

i love this! lolz

[Julianneghost23]

this beat is pretty tight

[mindtank]

That blonde chick is smoking hot!

[mshilton88]

this sucks. i like the reggaeton one. its annoying but catchy as hell

[mizkex]

I love how they try to fit in every minority in this commercial, not that I'm racist. I love how they depict the wife as the wife who fucks the neighbor when hubby's at the office! Lest we forget here in the try state area we have Guidos like the one who's trimming the hedges!

[confooseddesi89]

that gardener is SO HOT. I watch this commercial just to drool at him

[drfreezepop]

You Know The Ulgy - Ass Marlyn Monroe faker Is A MAN! ( I Think)

[azara95062]

another song to get you to crappyvision. sorry, a song is not going to make me decide to switch!

[TripleX25100]

I like this one better than the other ones.

[rjwhaley011]

0:10 The guy in the green shirt goes to my school haha.

[SnackerLover420]

I think that old lady's a lesbian.

[Lulz839]

I always wondered why the cupcakes were already decorated when she took them out of the oven.

[Caljamscott]

@Lulz839 I don't care.

[Lulz839]

@Caljamscott COOL STORY BRO

[jennyluvz0]

dis is my 2nd fave commercial from the optimum ads

[frogface4452]

this is my baby sousins favorite comercial lol

[penguinisnuts]

like the mexican one better.

lmao optimum has like the worst commercials

[LoveAngelMusicBaby1]

that gardener in that commerical was from America's Smartest Model on vH1...wats his name again???

[Kapitannemo]

Reeeeally! He's gorgeous!

[XyurXworstXnitemareX]

idk i think the blonde smiles too much and she makes it look really cheesy

but muchh better than the stupid puppets

[taimak123]

yeah but compared to the other two, (spanish guy rap and virtual rock) this sucks

[bumice911]

tat bitch is a reptile

[Joeluverz]

Look At Hannah Montana At o:11 - 0:12

[puppygirlrocks]

luv commercal

[briontube]

THIS IS SOOO MUCH BETTA THEN THE PUPPETS! lol

[VenPco]

My son loves these optimum commercials

[klewis511]

Screw the puppets. Bring this back.

[teriswat]

i love optimum makes me happy honey!

[WeMakeVideoz]

877-393-4448

[Greatballrasengan]

damn this song is stuck in my head!

[sinistralwing]

Sorry I am not feeling bootleg Xtina :(

Give me that horrible reggaeton one over this shit any day...at least that one was cracktastically entertaining.

[DiamondMcDonald]

OMG TH

[ladydee85kim]

Is it Gwen????

[AngryDJPaul]

now im confused...

they showed this puppet commercial for like only one day and now theyre showing this again the day after they started with the puppets. weird.

[LishAnn0818]

lmaoo i love this one i swear its in my head && when it use to come on im always sining it but they just chaged the phone number or something like that

[drbabe25]

this song always gets stuckin my head !! ahh lmfao i hear it like 8958785 times on the tv

[klewis511]

They got a new one in rotation, some stupid puppet one, with a new number.

I'm actually praying for them to bring back the other ones.

[lostinvast]

a porn star trying to play a housewife? No.

[johnny07652]

this one is nothing compared to the reggaeton/spanish/pirate one.

I think this girl is supposed to be a parody of Christina Aguilera, I guess if she got less attractive and became a suburban housewife...

Not a good one, but anything is better than the foreign scientists one.

[champagnesfinest]

my 7 month old baby girl loves this commercial, every time it comes on she focuses on the tv and if someone is blocking her view she will damn near fall over trying to move her body to look around them, although im not really into those commercials i must admit that they are catchy

[CheetoPudding]

WHY in gods name is this annoying ass commercial always on??? I'm going to be singing 1-800-393-4448 in my sleep.

[JLGBBE]

Can Anyone tell me the name of the lead singer.

JamesG.

Bare Bonez Ent.

[JLGBBE]

Can Anyone tell me the name of the lead singer.

James G.

Bare Bonez Ent.

[the666dizza]

all i now is the blonde in the middle is hotter than the other 2 girls singing , she stands out more than the other 2

[thesubwaynut]

nice to see this commercial back

[mactube37]

They play both of them all day at my job, im at the point now where i want the old lady in the race suit to crash her race car into that stupid-assed lobster guy while the carlos mencia look alike that sings the song rides shotgun. than just to be safe they should strap that redhead with the fake blond hair to a nuke and drop it on the car. than the screen should go black and words should pop up that read "Unless you want us to bring them back for another commercial call 8773934448 right now.

[Fugga21]

At least the other one was funny...

[AngryDJPaul]

it's back. damn it.

[xebec20j]

.... se le cayo el lente de contacto azul de lado derecho jajajaja... min 52

[TealTear]

at 0:52 she looks like she has one blue eye and one brown eye. creepy.

[AmandaRox12345]

this ones better than the other one

[TJSerabian]

As bad as this commercial is, it's definitely a lot better than the hispanic optimum commercial.

[klewis511]

TRUTH

[thesubwaynut]

they need to put this commercial back to NYC. i cannot tolerate this hispanic reggae one anymore!

[alastor4480]

Hell no, they toke it off cause it sucked ass like hell. That chick is fuck ugly and she's not even the one that's singing.And reggae is nyc thats we they put it more.

[thesubwaynut]

well i like this commercial better. the reggae is incredibly annoying and stupid, especially the phone number

[224442444244444]

shut up please this commercial is awful that other one is the 3rd best commercial out there

[thesubwaynut]

well, tell opitimum to get a new idea for their commercials.

[224442444244444]

i like the old one compared to this is all i said

[Taker14to0]

o my god diz commercial N da reggaeton commercial R so annoying.. N da thing about it.. its soooooooooo long..

[roadfighter3]

The worst part about these optimum commercials is that they're never abridged. They're always played in their full entirity and it forces me to get off my fat ass and find the remote. Ahh! The anguish!

[bbnnq]

the 1 thats singing looks like christian aguilera and sounds like her 2

[alastor4480]

you must be on drugs

[bbnnq]

no im not..doesnt theres eyes resemble only and thats it.that womens head is huge do u see her head in this thing

[alastor4480]

OK maybe your not on drugs but yeah that chick has a hugh head.

[gswaggachic]

it sounds sooo much lik christina she wulda done it betta though...did u see how they had fake food on those platez..od

[sirkookymunsta]

does anyone know who that white black girl with blond hair is??????????? she is HOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!! if optimum came with a channel dedicated to her then i would definitely sign up.

[linzeluwho]

white black girl with blonde hair. ..

hahaaa..

not exactly but thats me!

[alastor4480]

Thats not you, you look fatter on your channel, and ugly. You look more like the one on the far right.

[linzeluwho]

hahaa...yeah! waaaay fatter!!? geez

[jerlevu]

You look fine and gorgeous...this idiot above probably thinks a stick figure is too fat...forget him...real guys know your good looking.

[Superstarseven]

Dude, you're a douchebag.

That's her, it's pretty obvious if you look at her casting page that's linked up at her Profile.

[Superstarseven]

I've been trying to find out who you are since that commercial appeared. Consider me a fan.

[roadfighter3]

i HATE this commercial. it's on so often and always played in its entirity. SO ANNOYING

[thesims1depot]

Yeah, I really dislike this commercial. Not only is the song annoying, it just doesn't make sense. The last commercial made sense because it was based in the Caribbean, so you had mermaids, lobsters, beachgoers, and pirates. This ad is like, "Huh? Why is there an old mechanic dancing? And why are there three women dressed like the Supremes in that woman's house?"

LOL!

[blancajaq]

pretty cool!i love this commercial!:]

[SureFireThang]

Who's the cute blond in the background?

[greekman3000]

i think they tried to make modanna in this commercial lol

[xoHorsesAreMyLifexo]

i like both of the commercials the same. AND WHO KEEPS PUTTING THUMBS DOWN TO PEOPLE'S COMMENTS ITS ANNOYING THERE NOT SAYING NYTHING BAD! I bet this comment get a thumbs down because Im saying I like this commercial.

[alastor4480]

Actually i'll give you a thumbs up.....for now.

[xoHorsesAreMyLifexo]

whts for now supposed to mean? (not trying to b nasty just wondering!) / :

[Doomsday448]

The blonde lead singer girl looks scary like a vampire

[TrishyisHOT]

This sounds like a commercial Christina Aguilera could have done. That lead singer is Nasty. Being blonde doesn't mean your hot. They could have at least got a hot broad to promote this thing.

[vbp2]

this commercial makes my SKIN CRAWL. especially 0:52-0:56.

[thesubwaynut]

how?

[slash591]

pretty catchy!

[alastor4480]

I hate this commercial on tv.These women arent even the real singers, and that white lady has horse teeth, shes ugly as hell, but those chicks in the back were hot.

[njztix]

I love this commercial!!!!

[agold123]

great ad, makes me want to buy it..but nope

[Cosmicandy68]

i like this one better than the other one

[no1ynkfan1101]

the 3 background girls have got to be sisters, they are HOT!!!!!!!! and I think

the old lady is their mother. But those 3 girls, espcially the blonde are beautiful

[linzeluwho]

thanks!!!

[aatlarge]

i luv this commercial it funny.. that white woman creaps me out with some of her facial expressions.. but i like this better than the reggaeton 1

[laughitup433]

40 seconds!!! ahhh!

[amzer32]

i luv da beginning

[amzer32]

i love this song more than the spanish even though the spanish one was my shyt lmao

[QueenofAnvilania]

This commercial is less-annoying than the other one. I have the lyrics if anyone else wants them.

[ameerocks444]

i do!! =] pleaasseee

[QueenofAnvilania]

I'll send them to you soon.

[ameerocks444]

thakns!!!

[ameerocks444]

does anyone know the lyrics?? i want to learn them lmaoo

[hottiejen1506]

i like this commercial its much better than the spanish one the spanish one is good though

[xSingxDancex]

towards the end... doesnt it look like the blonde has one blue eye and one eye? thats freeky.

[myany]

this commercial goes along way better the number then the old 1. the old 1 was just plain annoyin, but hot girls. damn i wonder who that blond chick is.

[linzeluwho]

hahaaaa.. its me! =) and thank you!

[ducibella830]

thatt girl with the blodee haiirr kind of looks like vannessa hudgenss? lol and thatttt guyyyy is so hot, andd lookss supperrr fimilarr? whats his nameee

[linzeluwho]

yah, i've heard that before. especially when my hair is brown!! and yes hotttie its brett.. and he was really nice too! strange.

[NyBob85]

This one sucks. Bring back the Puerto Rican guy in the dragon suit.

[djpaul187]

This is on every 5 seconds on every channel, even with Verizon FIOS.

Please stop it Cablevision!

[missstubeyou]

do u know that myamme from flavor of love is in this commercial

[manugkenny]

444eeeeeeeeight xD

[thesubwaynut]

at least it sounds better than the one in spanish ragae version. the number actually blends in with the rest of the song and doesn't get stuck in anyone's brains

[LASAYNA]

love it 444eeeeeeeeight

[themanyeahyeah]

theyre so sexy!

[thesubwaynut]

this commercial is much better. at least the 877-393-4448 blends it with the rest of the song

[PookieBear2691]

FINALLY A NEW COMMERCIAL!!!!

[vivpinkaholic]

love the song :P

hahaha

very catchy

[Bleachgirl28]

this makes you want to see the rest of the commercial and call its so catchy!!

[daniel10263]

I always watch this AD during "Judge Judy", lol!!!

[tentim10]

io has THE MOST SUCCESSFUL commercials out of anyone around. we can never forget

877 393 4448!!!!

[WerdUp234]

that's so true , they fird ways to make it so catchy , it's practically brainwashing

[klewis511]

I think that was the plan. You hate it so much, you begin to love it?

NAH!

[WerdUp234]

is it just me , or does that lady look like miley cyrus at 40?

[PookieBear2691]

its not just you, i thought the same exact thing

[rfk32578]

I love the landscaping guy... my heart always skips a beat when he winks! I want him sooooooooo bad!

[chamo310]

That's Brett Novek from VH1's Most Smartest Model

[3643louis]

that girl is smokin hot...anyone know her name?

[crazycutie7]

I love this one the most!

[linzeluwho]

love it!!!!! hahaa. always good to watch yourself on the tube!! no matter how much it annoys people

[bbnnq]

ppl who rate thes vidz bad.dont its not like u can make 1 any better.and u all kno it takes a while to make stuf like htese

u ppl r such haters

[katecubed]

and she's wearing the same dress that was on Ghost Whisperer tonight.

[pagekathleen]

are you talking about the lead singer? im trying to figure out where that dress came from.

[tantric333]

I wouldn't mind being part of a triple play with Brett Novek, hopefully with me playing catcher.

[alovers01]

god this commercial comes on like evry 2 min i hate it, the lady is so ugly and she thinks she look hot singing like that lol shes just making fool of herself. and that guy looks gay

[shark153]

i like there commercials

[Anaidvideo]

Who ever cast the blonde is an idiot, she looks like a skank!! She is sooooo ugly!!

[MMC4009]

I love the video. The girls are hot!!

[mingsanx]

Imao. I like this one better than the rest. x3

haha.

[djpaul187]

they all suck dumbass

[bloodless007]

Damn thing is on every 5 minutes! It's only a minute long, but feels like an eternity sometimes! Everytime you think they're done nope another damn verse! GRRR!

[swar67]

Michelle Sharman is hot, hot, hot!!!

[CrankTheParty]

This is a funny commercial

[Mistyck27]

Who is the guy that's cutting the hedge? He's hot!

[Shrubbs]

LOL! Its Brett Novek from VH1's Most Smartest Model

[fenixreborn]

It's me

[Mistyck27]

I'm sure....:::no:::

[bobbydigital82]

this is nowhere as good as the IO commercial with all the coloreds rapping

[aatlarge]

coloreds??? dats really racist

[djpaul187]

I saw this last night. I have FIOS since I moved to Manalapan NJ from Elizabeth NJ and those optimum commercials still bug me. At least they pop up less than they did when I had optimum.

[klewis511]

Here we go again...

[yolandathomas]

a star is born! Michelle Sharman is the hot lead girl in this add.

Watch this girl!

[elizafaust]

looool kewlio.