Age of Empire 2 cant touch the Wonder

[201farmer]

They already touched the wonder. Sorry dude

[mardlinator]

you didn't even manage to get the screen in the same place when you reopened it. learn to troll properly, or, alternatively, learn how to use the map editor commands properly and work out how to do this without quitting and coming back in

[ShadowVampireFTW]

oddly enough, i found this very amusing.

[lurenvalen1]

lol this guy is just a troll gotta have been real bored I assume. He just opend map editor and added a wonder there beeing collapsed by red soldiers, then he restarted and added some blue units. You can see the timer change yourselves, 00:24:00 and then back to 00.00.00. Epic rly.

[Viper00799]

So... when you touch the wonder, (or in the first case, violate it) an army of conquistador and chuko pop up out of nowhere to kill you? Gotta touch the wonder on defend the wonder, yes?

[padmfhes]

Mormon jesus...

[ArabicToasteR]

but they touched it 2,513 times

[FrancisGumb]

I love the monkey head

[yisoonshin12]

is that the arc de triomphe?

[HoldTJ]

@yisoonshin12 Looks like, but in the official one there is not the horse upstair lolz

[AstralDragoon]

@yisoonshin12 According to the Wiki, it's the Arch of Rome following its pillaging by the Huns.

[yisoonshin12]

@AstralDragoon Oh i see. didn't know Rome had arches, but whatevs

[SteamSphinx]

i love aoe 3 for better sea fights

[BraambergJunior]

i like aoe 2 and aoe3 but i most play 3 cause 2 is to old for my pc thats sad :(

[xXBr3NtTo0kxX]

@Jartarf Just type in google, Voobly or in the navigator theconquerors.es (this one you'll need a translator xD) The first one (Voobly) has a lobby and the game rooms and you can choose to join one, it works with points of won or lost games (it takes a little of more time but is good) The second (theconquerors.es) you can ply just copying and pasting the IP's that always are appearing in the iRC client it has worse level but is pretty funny and faster, If you wanna know more just sen me an inbox

[j7512]

AOE1 AND AOE2 > AOE3 anyday...

[JewcySniping]

The sound in the beginning <3

[AIPLAYER1]

@Jartarf same here I 14 and I got collectors edition with 1 and 2 with expansions :D never gets old age of empires 2 ....

[Deamonkiller100]

That is the easyest thing to do in the map editor :P

[PoweredCreeperGaming]

Stone arch burning

LOL

[xXBr3NtTo0kxX]

@Jartarf Im 14 too and still with 1 and 2 but I still with them because I play them on Voobly or IP, theres like 3000 or more players and is pretty funny :D

[kyotochristian00]

Is it just me or is there somthing wrong with me that i am watching this?

[Ch7Imp7IgnE]

WTF!!!!

[cyberconcepts]

do someone have a $10,000,000 to renew the games graphic =(

[MrPyrotic]

@cyberconcepts noooo those cheap ass graphics made it what it is :3 plus the nostalgic value ahh good times

[AlexTheROU]

the feed bar looks like a lightsaber

[surfs1man]

is this game hard or take alot of hours to play



[GeologyRocks101]

@surfs1man Not at all. There are several different ways to win a match, a wonder being one of them. The basic gameplay is simple but there are many features that make it interesting. I'll bet you can pick up a copy of this for £5 now. Play against the computer and do the campaigns to get to know the game and pick a few civilisations to learn well.

[86RetroGamer86]

@surfs1man A lot of hours to play? Yes. About it being hard, it has several difficulty levels.

[Heirushi]

from which culture is this wonder?

[gallantloui]

@Heirushi huns



[Heirushi]

@gallantloui thx

[PineappleTV1]

This sucks

[TheViperBeats]

I want my 59seconds back

[Atlacatonatl]

I lol'd because when they destroy the wonder, it rebuilds itself and summons a big army, if it had a face, it would be a troll-face

[1234ppp5]

This was a waste of time.

: Age of Empires is such a good game!

[XArticSpartanX]

gang banged that wonder

[SenurePapere]

I think they touched the wonder so much it was like... Violated....

[alucard123death]

How did i know this was going to have that song...!? O_o

[Treeburner25]

how can this get so many dislikes?

[FowVayJetta]

well, the first time, they touched it..... and destroyed it! lol

[Hokuten1640]

what the hell did i just watch

[zaramanous1]

il y a personnes en ligne sur les serveurs d'age of empires

Qui veut mon numero de telephone pour jouer avec moi en ligne ?

[BladeOfParthia]

the only bad thing with aoe2 was the lack of population,i played the ps2 version an the max for it was 0/100 so i might be mistaken for pc version

[BladeOfParthia]

I dont get it,whats the point of this vid

[JohnBigOz]

That sound of swords.... something in it..

[wowelite2]

Age of empire 3 suck monkey balls. i love age og empire 2, it was the first RTS game i played as a kid, and i still play this :)

[zeer999]

THIS IS STUPID

WHAT IS IT??????????

[FowVayJetta]

@zeer999 Presumably you don't play Ages of Empires. If you played Ages of Empires 2, you'd get it.

[minime56]

its awsome how that song can make anything funny

[TheTayX]

why did i knew this song was coming?

[TheTwB2Frager]

@TheTayX The title.

[TheTayX]

@TheTwB2Frager but thats totally scam. they are touching the wonder

[TheTwB2Frager]

@TheTayX you made me lol

[sr1000power]

alguien sabe como se llama la cancion

[stick9807]

I could touch the wonder.

[tOOzinhO]

kinda cool

[Garyankan]

But they just touched it...

[randomstuff787]

@Garyankan they destroyed it :c

[4131025]

I heard 'Can touch this'?

[Wallanderist]

that isn't so bad

[moetjewa451]

446 people didn't make it to the wonder.

[sandymilne1]

stop using cheats

[raponpaskaa]

Fucking good game

[srry4beatinu]

i wanna play age of empires 2 soo badly right nowl, but ive done everything.... EVERYTHING. ive beat all the games, killed all the ai got pwned online and cried in a corner for joan.

[smitomalvino]

@srry4beatinu

lol

[natoman345]

i like it.

[Debaser457]

gameplay>graphics guys...

[KoTORSolid2]

i know this is an old vid but you should have made a trigger so that when the wounder's hp dropped below like 5% it gains 20k hp xD

[dfghj241]

JOKE: thumps up if you want age of empires in the future!!

WHY ITS FUNNY: Because it's never going to happen

ha ha ha ha ha!!¬¬

[raoulhery]

Call me old fashion, but I am faithfull the age of empire 2! I like it better than the 3

[jabatawe]

@raoulhery yeah 2 is better than 3 nowdays everyone focus on the graphics and not on the gameplay

[Rachwitch]

@raoulhery Age of empires 3 has beautiful graphics and cool videos,but in terms of game and an interesting campaing,age 2 is much better than the age 3.

[toaaxxon123]

@raoulhery I agree with you!, AOE3 looks weird in 3d >_<

[Blackcherrycake93]

Red warrior- TOUCH!

[SELFlnsurance]

they touched it?!

[eiffelTowerMan]

Who destroys buildings with their swords?!?!?!?

[shotty2222]

I LOVE THIS GAME

[Onepiece103]

Netz : Age*1

PW : 123

GO GO GO

[hotfudge64]

wtf

[angelo270696]

this song is surprisingly appropriate for the video. CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!

[FurryBrandonXD]

Wooooaaaaa how can u get a wonder when your in the dark age???

[Theoveratedcannon]

@FurryBrand

Two words, ''Map Editor"

[SaintUdnitz]

Im 25 and bought it again recently. i will never play another game

[melvinhage]

@KKKSuperFan This game is about 4 years old so how would you do that?

[xWeMakeVidsx]

@melvinhage Four years old? ha ha try 13 years old : P

[melvinhage]

@xWeMakeVidsx I'm 14 XD

[Neogryzor]

lol



[funnydudes12345]

Remake!!!!!!



[hujipher]

still have no idea what the point of that was

[nivrin13]

MC HAmmer

Cant touch this (wonder)

[Jalespino]

So you were mad when you made this or...?

[iiTRUEJUNGLIST]

HUH HUH HUH YOW YOW, NOO! HUH HUH ARGH! YOW... gota love the death voices.

[khorne131313]

i loved the first 2 and i like the third but it does seem like they tried to make it too good but failed. the scenario builder gives me a headache and the skirmish games are sometimes dull but i liked the story campaigns they were very good

[Guillidan]

What sucks about AOE 3:

-Lags like hell.

-Retail copies of the game are malfunctioned.

-Game crashes on start.

-Broken generic data renders the upcoming expansion packs, obsolete.

[Astreator]

@Guillidan Special attention on lags... simply disgusting. I stopped playing because of that, it was impossible.

[Forreng]

@Astreator The lags are annoying but I sacrifice it for the game (:

[Guillidan]

@Astreator Especially sea battles. Game freezes for about 5 minutes.

[F1zzzy90]

@Guillidan those things never happened to me before

[Guillidan]

@F1zzzy90 Depends on what version you were using.

Versions that it failed on were Win. XP SP3, Win. Vista (Gameplay failed on all of those)

For some people even Win. 7 ( Never tried on it, just a majority perspective.)

It works on XP SP2 fine though. Macintosh versions, you need a special program for the game.

[I3uttSweat]

@Guillidan

and don't forget to mention the unbalanced civilisations compared to this game

[KungFuMaster505]

@Guillidan graphics make good gameplay

[GAMA830]

i have age of empires 2 age of kings but it needs better graphics

[LadyLuongCute]

Nham~ loz`

[BubuSnow93]

@Zerhk that's basically how matches works . with friction :D

[prrfffcom]

whats the name of the song

[Sayyidzz]

well

say farewell to age of empires reputation

age of empires online... :D i wanna cry

[Minituffy]

your all complaining about aoe3 sucking and aoe2 being awesome.

I STILL PLAY AOE 1 :D

[TheLegolasguy]

@Minituffy So do I.

[lucianoN96]

@Minituffy THE FUCK ME TOOOOOO :D HAHAHAHA

[alexis3170]

i love AOE 3, i Love aoe 2, I love AOe 1, why do u hate aoe 3 ? that's not the point... the point is that age of empires ( the fraanchise) are best PC strategy games. i'd like an AOE 4.... Hurra For ensemble studios !

[hardrockmeansfreedom]

someone throw a life in his direction

[rekkabnijts]

aoe 3 sucks, aoe 2 conquerors expansion is the best:D

[PSNBigBossOvParr09]

@rekkabnijts i miss my expansion of that game D: forgot to take it out the old pc drive and its in a shed now lmao

[DaviTrombela84]

By watching this AE videos, it seems that mostly of the ppl don't know about the use of CTRL to select the troops and number it.

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Nice video, but this defense was so wrong! You are using artillery as infantry, and apparently there is no building to protect the wonder. if you don't want the nme to touch the wonder, you should put your defensive forces BETWEN them, not after.

[elidaspy]

@DaviTrombela84 i know its so weird how no one knows 2 do that! it makes everything so much faster

[rickypierocks]

not sure why top comment is so high. Aoe 3 is great

[mydog4ever]

i just finished downloading this game :D

[lolhaha232]

why the heck did you make this? why can't they touch the wonder when they're right next to it???

[00000047899]

aaa XD ja jaj

[HomeMediaProductions]

chuck norris can touch it

[JasonvanMews]

LOL cant touch this ^^

[Junioefrain]

NICE SONG AND NICE VIDEO LOL

[eddiebrock9]

Wow. It's fucking nothing.

[isaias098]

what's civilisation is the wonder?

[Baphomet3010]

@isaias098 huns i think

[Krauht88]

@isaias098 it's the Huns wonder

[emifilms1]

of what civilisation is the wonder?

[Suppenschuh]

looks like the gate of Brandenburgh in Berlin ^^

[pachona]

age of empires expansions rulezz

[Uygur102]

well, i see they touched it...HARD

[Altiar253]

I WANT A MINUTE BACK OF MY LIFE FOR THIS PURE OUTRAGE!!

[TheLegolasguy]

The wodner looks like the Brandenburg gate.

[Vitacia]

rofl :D

[TheLegolasguy]

What's the nationality is the wonder?

[isumprayirs]

@TheLegolasguy spannish

[KabishkaVersion2]

@TheLegolasguy No way! Is Hunnic! As in belonging to Huns!

[DerG4M3R]

almost all games with 3 in it suck

Empire Earth 3

AoE3

Call of Duty 3

But there are good ones

Fallout 3

Elder Scrolls 3

Dynasty Warriors 3

[isumprayirs]

@DerG4M3R dynasty warriors get better for every game, execpt 5 xd

[DerG4M3R]

@isumprayirs i thought 5 was good. 6 was terrible, my favorite overall though is and always will be dw3

[lubi125]

@DerG4M3R

Well Call of duty 3 isn't that bad!!

Actually I even found it very good (ok I might really sound like a idiot)

[MrCodextreme]

you should of put "can't touch this " by mac hammer

for this video

[TheConferenceNorth]

ahhaha the music is really perfect!

[kingmicky86]

@Zerhk Law, Ikr?

[kornebief94]

yeah AoE2 rues

[TheLegolasguy]

@kornebief94 I know. I have both this and the first, which is good as well.

[ammek123]

Please could someone give me the title of this song? thx in advance

[MrRollercoasterZ]

@ammek123 It's called "U can't touch this" :)

[gasb911]

MICROSOFT WE NEED A REMAKE OF AOE2

better graphics

same gameplay

[Silencednotes]

@gasb911 Nooooo, I love those graphics

[GabMesIRT]

@gasb911 they should put that same style of graphic , iso 2D graphics are the best !

[leegeorgeson]

@gasb911 get rid of the micromanagement for economics, repairs and transportation and I am with you all the way :)

[Grim1Tuesday2]

@gasb911 Enter Chris Taylors's Kings and Castles

[Uygur102]

@gasb911

- better graphics, more units, more campaigns, more editable things

that's all we want for a new AOE 2 version don't we ?

[Guillidan]

@Uygur102 Well I agree with the interface of the game, but bringing back AoE 2 isn't necessary, we just want a legit historical game with the original interface ( not the complex AoM interface ). And don't forget about game lore, throughtour the AoE series we've played through lore based on historical facts, and now we are fighting a fictionary group during the Exploration, what an odd turn of events.

[Uygur102]

@Guillidan yeah okay, but what I mean is AOE 2 is the real Age of Empires as we know it ( just like AOE 1 ) but AOE 3 is more imperial and doesn't really fit to the AOE we know :)

[kundanrazdan]

@Uygur102 AOE 1 was dark ages

AOE 2 was medival

AOE 3 was imperial

[voltage17121712]

@kundanrazdan NOPE!

[Uygur102]

@kundanrazdan Yeah I know?

[dfghj241]

@kundanrazdan aoe 1 was classical ages, aoe 2 was both dark ages and medieval ages,.. oh.. is this a joke? are you trying to put the ages we see in aoe 2 as an explanation for the other games... ?

[dfghj241]

@Uygur102 YEA, but i think the graphics are already good enough, making all the units 3d would make them look silly.. can you see in aoe 3?

[nikosierraavila]

@Uygur102

I dont really care about graphics, Minecraft made me realise this

imagine a AOE game with the whole world as a map, and amry sizes of arround a million :D , that would be amazing!

im sure tht would be possible with this kind of graphics?

[Uygur102]

@nikosierraavila Well, yeah, now I also realise this, but still, best game ever!!! :P

[BladeOfParthia]

@nikosierraavila i doubt even with the worlds strongest and fastest computer it would not have enough memory or schematics to run that,imaine the lag,it wud go at a 1 second per year

[MrAshrak117]

@Uygur102 fuck that, bad graphics is what make old games great. everyone wants all this fancy new 3D graphics shit.Ya its fun but its just not the same.

[LegendRSA]

@gasb911 Hell yea

[boomaslang]

@gasb911 you could just get aoe3

[dukedase7]

@boomaslang aoe3 is fucking awful... who plays that gay ass game?

[boomaslang]

@dukedase7 why, what's wrong about it?

[dukedase7]

@boomaslang It's too complicated, it lost the aoe2 gameplay, it doesn't look right. It's not 1/5th the good of AOE2

[boomaslang]

Respond to this video... why what's wrong with it?

[gasb911]

@boomaslang AOE3 SUCKS

we need the same AOE2 medieval style

[boomaslang]

@gasb911 whatever man to each his own

[Tezcatilipoca]

@gasb911 dont forget more aggressive AI (:

[mainmenu895]

@gasb911 I say same graphics, same gameplay.

[RedcoatMic24]

@gasb911 No we bloody don't.

Better graphics? Will that change the game at all? No. It won't.

It'll be playing a 11 years outdated game again. Where's the fun? Make new games that were innovative as this at the time.