Zax

[AndyG94]

People vs Government 

[RSLindsay]

These guys could be members of the Republican congress.

[JohannaGotTalent41]

so true it is like cogress today

[hentaiseeker]

Ahh. This happens IRL. Two men staring each other down and then fight because neither wants to concede defeat. :/

If only The Zax would have included that last piece of the puzzle in being confrontational to the point of being stubborn.

[bcakapinky]

This was also another story in "Dr. Seuss on the Loose," too. I'll remember it always.

[rangersleadtheway7]

All they had to do is have one crouch and the other jump over him. Then they didn't take a step to the side. *sigh*, Zax are such two-dimensional creatures.

[MsPandaRosa]

@rangersleadtheway7

Good point, I'd mused on that myself. But then, they probably would never agree on who should go over who.

If they lived long enough for the city to grow up around them, they're either photo-genetic or can survive on sheer stubbornness. The city engineers did have the decency to at least build around the two Zax.

[macroorchidism]

i like how their hair grows and shrinks as they talk

[msnickiw777]

dr.suess is the bomb-diggity yo!he shudda been a rapper with his rhymin self lol

[DiscordianDisciple27]

Ahhh, the vocal talents of Allan Sherman :D

[MovieMan1065]

@DiscordianDisciple27 And the vocal talents of Hans Conried (the narrator of Horton Hears a Who!).

[bcakapinky]

@MovieMan1065 Hans Conried also voiced Captain Hook and George Darling in Walt Disney's "Peter Pan" and did the voice of the Grinch in "Halloween in Grinch Night," too.

[generaldom]

I love their noses

[MajorShepard]

that as actually kinda...disturbing. Just move them!

[JadenVonBat]

You know, if one of them were to crouch down while the other one climbed over him, this could have been avoided.

[Jus10BlakePoythress]

@JadenVonBat  haha. true. But such a compromise is inconceivable to bigots. I love Dr Seuss. He is so insightful.

[gloriouslips]

probably one of the best from my memory of the CAT.

[Devsguy]

2:27 A rook or two Zax?

[Crossroadsinc]

beyond the last WOOMVF bush, the very last WOOMVF bush..

[1stbrasscaptain]

@Crossroadsinc I came to watch this video again just for that giggle worthy moment...the whole story is superb though.

[judyg13]

So is the Grinch a Zax? They look pretty similar.

[CyberBlastoise]

I remember seeing this and thought to myself, "Why don't they have one go on top of the other while the other one crawls?" Hehe, I guess that's how stubborn some people can be. Take note people who thrust their opinion on others without listening to the other's.

[Lucailey]

@CyberBlastoise I thought the same exact thing. Besides that, if they ever do budge then they are doing to have to deal with crossing the road way. Things don't just say the same because people arn't willing to give up their own pig headed ideals. I thought the same thing though, one of them can bend down and the othe other and crawl over him and they both could go on their merry way. But, I think the message of this story is that we need to give and take. We understand that my friend!

[megthehufflepuff]

You know, one of them could have just shoved the other one and walked on him and they wouldn't have to worry about this any more.

[jamesjamesa]

hahaha north and south getting along huh??? pretty smart suess

[TheBencore]

Jeez cn someone say "stubborn as a zax"?

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

Wow. I cannot believe I stumbled across this. i completely forgot i even SAW this!! xD

[neilrtucker11]

that looks more like a desert than a prairie, although grass and flowers grow during spring...

[kabuto310]

These guys were the first British Imperial Guards.

[isetmfriendsofire]

Wasn't "Halloween is grinch night" on this tape too?

[hogo1]

Dr. Suess comments on the geopolitical climate of his day

[canaryimpulse989]

They could have just jumped over each other

[TheKaylandm5]

that was my one and only show

[iSpeed09]

Why doesn't one of them crouch down and have the other walk right over him...?

[JRcomix]

@iSpeed09 I think the whole point was that they won't compromise for eachother; there probably would have been a dispute over who kneels the other.

//sickrhymes

[NaiTaiDai]

Zax must be immortal. 

[donsbarkingdogs3]

It's Senators John Boehner and Harry Ried!

[kylechau1]

Can't one just go under another?

[membrainiac]

My mum and I were walking along a beach, I got ahead of her by some distance so I turned around. Then I realised it was too good an opportunity to pass up. So I walked straight, stopped right in front of her and said "I'm a Southgoing Zax, get out of my way!" It was a great moment.

[DancingPynk]

Um would'nt they have starved to death? just saying

[Marsolene]

it's kind of scary the tone of horns at the end of the story.

[Usyra]

...Ignoring the fact they refuse to go east or west, couldn't one of them have leapfrogged over the other and continued on his way?

[lisarocksalot18]

miss this!!! <3

[TheNintendo101]

So what is the moral message of the Zax? Please answer people?

[sal1130]

@TheNintendo101 TheLSK guy said it dude.



[SwingStu]

@TheNintendo101 If you want to get anything done in this world, you have to learn to compromise.

[mkrwilliamson]

@DroughtDrizzle They would probably had some more arguing to do over whether they were an up-going zax or a down-going zax :) Most likely, they would both be up-going Zax and neither would bow to the other.

[ostrichstory]

Good.

[TheLSK]

The wise Dr. Suess....what a visionary! He foresaw and accurately described Congress as it is today!

[leeroynaggins]

@TheLSK

sad yet true

[rahjii]

so did they eventually die or what?

[alanaswiss1]

:) Dr. Seuss' rhymes always make me feel like I'm 5 years old again (:

[sdlorimor]

This sort of thing happens every day on the streets of New York. The problem is always solved when another irate pedestrian knocks them both out of his way.

[riceboy1001]

Notice there are no dislike's to funny!!!

[jaliaq515]

i used to know all the words to this LOL

[TheNajort]

Beyond the last WUMPH bush...

[KingOystar]

Moral of this story....:suborness and pride is a waste of time!

[DragonBruceLee27]

how can you constantly travel south or north, if you go far enough you'll eventually find your self going on the opposite direction, because the world is round

[fatboy7609]

@DragonBruceLee27- This is a poem, for little children, about stubborness and pride. Its nothing more or less than that.

[MLK010]

If you go to Dallas TX downtonw you'll find they're skeletons still standing there to this very day lol

[reinaaaah]

@MLK010 MORE INFORMATION PLEASE! lol

[killfroggy26]

@MLK010 Prove it! Take a picture.

[djibril202]

@MLK010 LMAO

[adaj678]

they looked like they were sleeping while they were standing!LOL

[TheOrangeloveant]

The Zax didn't care at the end LOL!