Haley Speaks #1: Sarah Palin Is My Inspiration

[ssjdrakon]

PLEASE BE AN ENGINEER!!!! AND ENGINEER THAT MOUTH SHUT!

[ssjdrakon]

You need a brain to be a brain surgeon did she make you aware of that?

[ChriSlowpoke113]

i cant tell if your being seriouse, i mean it would say a lot about your moral standings and telling people you care about what she stands for and you believe the media should get off her back instead of being a snoody little prep with nothing better to do than to make a fool of yourself on youtube. i mean seriosly your hot but thats no substution for medial awarness. im ashamed to even wasted my time wiht your vid- a 13 year olds opinion

[davnixic]

she is absolutely positively a young idiotic mind who thinks because she can tape herself and act like a valley girl that she is funny. How pathetic. I think, when she is 20 years older she'll try to hide this display of moronic behavior. At least let us hope so. I would be mortified to think she could be proud of it and show her children.

[THEKINGOFMETROPOLIS]

Wow sarcasm people get the joke. But the democrats are no better than the republicans. Do yourself a favor and go independent hun. btw your pretty good looking too!

[xtremejohnny69]

@THEKINGOFMETROPOLIS Or libertarian :)

[Suffersosweetly]

Your an, "eye d ten T"

write it out. and fox is not real news, nor is msnbc. 

[MrNightlyProductions]

I always hate it when Liberals pretend to be conservative, they always think conservatives are idiots, fearful, and selfish. No conservatives I know are like that and more often then not the only time I see a Liberal saying anything other then some fact is a lie or they don't care is when it follows mainstream liberalism. The Glen Beck fox news types aren't better but Libs always push their philosophy and when it fails like in California they move to another state.

[Taraxos]

You go Haley!

[Greorgy]

less talking, and less talking

[GoingBig]

your pretty annoying

you should just shut your mouth

[crazyj87]

anyone who doesn't understand that this is a joke should have their balls cut off and/or tittes ravaged.

[tdorsino]

GO SARAH PALIN!! GO REPUBLICANS!

[grizzlyreaper2002]

funny and gorgeous, props to you hun!

[carrieleeb]

Hilarious stuff kiddo! Big fan!

clbk

[Somai82]

your overacting

[MaChOfSweden]

Brain or gtfo

[HOBOconspiracy27]

i can't tell if this is a joke or not

[bethanases]

Hahaha! Haley, you look like a reasonable broad ... can you also see Russia from your house?

Your're right, to the extent that Sarah Palin's inspired alot of retards - look where she is now - Haha!

She couldn't even handle being governor - of, of all places Alaska!

Oh, .. before I forget, she now say's she's willing to campaign for democrats ... probably want's to get laid by Obama.

Too bad, she's not even worthy to shine his shoes. HicHic!

P.S. I'd go Ivy League, if I were you.

[david0452]

rofl sarah palin doesnt even know how to read! republicans these days are getting stupider. thats why obama won cuz we dont want another bush in the white house!

[tdorsino]

@david0452  FAG U DONT KNOW SHIT

[david0452]

@tdorsino

Nice grammer :) Must be a republican.

[tdorsino]

@david0452 hahaha i bet i am way smarter than you buddy.

[david0452]

@tdorsino

=)

[emmienee]

PALIN FOR PREZ IN 2012

[tueuz]

...standard bitch....

[WhyNotTruth]

wow thats some thick sarcasm

[GRiMMx8]

Obama and his band of monkeys are all crooks, one by one our nation gets screwed that much more, and for those of u pulling the race card, u seriously need to grow up. This is more important than u trying to stand up for a false assumption. The people who voted for Obama BECAUSE he was black both white and black US citizens are racists. Ur votes were based on color now most of u are eating ur own words hypocrites.

[INFLAMES5274]

sarah palin is stupid

[KatjaAmyx]

"...get the government off their backs." Priceless! Keep it up, girl!

[miranda1909]

well i think ur a idiot cuz all u r doin is being stuped give him a chance he might can do more then she can u dont knw that just because his black and ur white dont mean slaver ended a long time a go get over your slef

[nickjonasrox753]

you da gurl

[NuclearFaIIout]

you talk to much. in other words your annoying

[ralphnater]

All you had to say is OMG and your point would of been clear. Better yet text me your next blog. Go hannah montana.

[Vrojimmy]

People need to open their minds. Great videos.

You're like the female Steven Colbert lol. That's a compliment.

[loranikolai]

Omgod.

You people are stupid.

Shes kidding.

Obviously, I mean how stupid are you?

Look at her other videos and you'll see

[kingface86]

It is obvious she is trying to make a joke. The reason it was hard to tell is that it wasn't funny.

[uniden366]

how the hell do you git all that from a small town comunity orginizer palin is acomunity orginizer and you say thay are comunists so basically you just said you support a comunist haha what a dumb shit o and ps. when you talk politick dont stick your fingers in your ears be a little more open minded otherwise nobody will evinlisten to your garbage

[nina951]

what..the..HUH?? Okay..first..u sound completely PA-THE-TIC!

2) u dont no what ur talking about

3) pick someone WHO is an inspiration..like Oprah or osmeone who actually has a meaning...Sarah Palin is stupid and spends more on her wardrobe than important stuff...

but hey.....I guess u guys have that in common

dumb, spend more money on wardrobe, and..DONT KNOW WHAT THe HELL UR SAYING!

[ajbrown092]

lol and ure a fuckin idiot nina

hush my child hush

[mikeyski1221]

you dont know how stupid you sound

[sangelini69]

I apologise most profoundly for that last comment. I hadn't watched the end of ur script. Irony is sometimes lost, even on us Brits.

[sangelini69]

I think U'd be lucky to pass ur driving test u sqeaky little twat! How old are you? What the fuck do you know about politics? And judging from the look of ur living-room, you ain't seen much of lifes tragedies either. Brain Surgeon - I wouldn't let u touch me with a 10 foot pole let alone a scalpel. Go get some life experience before you feel qualified to pontifficate and prescribe to the rest of the world. When u've seen what used to be a person swept up into a plastic bag, then i'll listen!

[Majik47]

Palin - the stupid high school kid's choice!

[ravester3190]

this is a satire right? please tell me it is?...

[monigrammedia]

it is.

[funkbrother216]

LMAO!!

[14BinX14]

=/ uhm valley girl, SHUT IT! i agree Sarah would have been good for our country and stuff im not a fan of demecrats either but seriously you are retarded.....i agree with her on a lot but c'mon you think you can put something on YouTube worth watching sometime? and i get the feeling you only like her because she is a girl....and one more thing...CHRIS CROCKER WANNA BE!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥Randi

[rkplanet]

Maybe if we all use Sarah Palin as our role models we can all be pregnant/have AIDS and believe people rode dinosaurs 5000 years ago.

Come on America. You're above this.

[itsmayatimee]

thats rude.

[mudshark23]

Nice satire.

[blastedontape]

shes unbelievably annoying and shutting her up must be one of the toughest undertakings any guy trying to get laid by her has to take. However, i do love that these were the people supporting sarah palin, thats so fucken great!

[floppydisk69]

Hahah

[america939]

you are really hot

[joshm4192]

I would love to punch her!

[OneEyedWinkSnake]

You are either a cute genius or an ugly ditz, You're good!~

[hri93]

you're joking right??

because if your not you are SUCH an idiot...

[sarah95pekoe]

Haley, I love your political satire. Women like the one you portray as Haley are so fun to laugh at. I especially liked the part at the beginning where you poked fun of Conservative women suddenly feeling all feminist-esque "empowered" by Sarah Palin. It truly is funny to watch those dimbulbs fawn over her because of some twisted concept of "feminism", as though she were the "first" woman politician.

5/5 for a funny and sharp video!

[yousuckhahadrugs]

It's satire, LOL. Look at the tags people.

[Fallen4rmheaven]

Yeah..and Sara Palin thought Africa was a Country..

yall have something else in common:

DUMB FUCKING COCK SUCKING SLUT BUCKETS..

[Nightshift10000]

Yeah but that can't possibly be worse than obama bin laden saying that there were 58 states.

[Fallen4rmheaven]

ok, i've had it with dumbass people thinking they know much about politics.

BUSH MADE IT ALL UP!

he made up terrorism and he killed ALL THOSE PEOPLE.

why?..to have an EXCUSE to go to war with iraq..because his damn father couldnt finish the job.

Osama Bin Laden actually helped us, hes a fucking billionare..he does not need to blow up buildings when hes got all that money.

is all made up,

wake up and smell your shit.

[Nightshift10000]

Ok are you still taking your medication?

[sasorisbff]

I'd like to point out that Joe Biden thought that "jobs" was a 3-letter word.

[Nightshift10000]

I don't know if this is a joke or not but this much I can say about Myself and this is not a joke. I am looking forward to voting for Palin/Jindel 2012 and no I'm not joking. I truely am looking forward to voting for Palin/Jindel 2012 that is if there is still an America in 2012 which with emperor nero obama at the helm I'm really doubting at this point.

[Sarahon06]

Is this a joke? I really hope so.

[skylights76]

Oops, I rated this 1 star because I thought you were a total fucking idiot at first. Then I realized you were being sarcastic. Sorry!

[egso2007]

no no no...she is a fucking idiot. Just like most libs. fuckin idiots that have no idea what they are talking about. It must be embarassing that Palin has more experience than Obama. Oops.

[skylights76]

Experience in what? Two years governing a state with a population of 670,000, about the same as Charlotte, NC? Whereas Obama was a U.S. Senator representing a state of 13 million. The real embarrassment is that Palin can't form an intelligible sentence when asked a basic foreign policy question. The real embarrassment is this woman went to four colleges to get a B.S. in journalism, whereas Obama graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School, where he was president of the Harvard Law Review.

[ac3s13]

is this a joke?

[ohiowatha]

This is obviously tongue-in-cheek. She can't possibly be serious.

[motionin]

That was awesome Haley. You are obviously someone who pays attention to the world.

[egso2007]

yeah, no. She has no idea what she is talking about. Just sounds like the same ol' ignorant liberal. I wish just once there would be an intelligent liberal in the world!

[SirLectro]

Stupid.. Just stupid.

-~!SirLectro!~-

[tikodx619]

OBAMA WON DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

[duncansomerside]

omggg i just realized this was being sarcastic... hahahaa wow, nevermind girl, your a genious, sooo funny!

[egso2007]

Wow, you are such an idiot that it took you longer than 10 seconds to realize that she is an ignorant bitch?

[duncansomerside]

you are the stupidest person on the face of this planet.

[Rightwinger37]

You go girl. Very well said. GO Palin.

[gavin813dc]

i like the way u think!

[YouLoveBeef]

You like lookin at yourself? :P

[BTatemusic]

Is this chick serious? lol I hope this is a satire. If so then it's pretty funny but if not, valley girl needs to watch those Palin videos with Katie Couric! lol. Sarah Palin is Pretty but Dumb as a box of rocks!

[mosomos89]

haha, you just accused someone of being "pretty dumb as a box of rocks".

dumbass

[madScientist02]

I love it! Hahaha

[ggfourlife]

You are like so AWESOME! Keep it up!

[ezelje]

:D funny stuff

[modernity2001]

This is clearly satire. Good stuff.

[DR117]

im sorry sista but its too late for sarah palin and mccain, go OBAMA........

[punch7babies]

It's called a JOKE, ala, satire comedy.

Get a sense of humor, it's on sale at Target.

[mosomos89]

most people on here don't need a sense of humor they need a brain...

like the girl who made this video for instance.

[HowardSternn]

She's against palin you could clearly tell. She is acting like a buffoon.

[Jliv6160]

I dont get whether she's for or against Palin, is she just making fun of her?

[semisih]

omg penelope! your like so right. Like totally!!! I guess being a mayor for a town of 7k is like the being President of the United States. omg totally awesome. Lil girl you should have palin take that economics class with you cause she's about as stupid as you.lol take that wig off and be proud of your blonde hair.

[Steve8389]

You know something? Your a sweet heart!

[2417448]

When your older you'll understand that the media, which really is liberal, was actually dead right on this one.

[2417448]

Awe, shit I posted before I even watched the video. You got me good Haley. I completely missed the satire.

[baywest]

haha yea it happens

[jochisa]

BIMBO!

that doesn't mean she is qualified to be anywhere near the Whitehouse.

See why I only become interested in brunettes?

[anyajade]

You're funny...

[nyBARRYny]

ur annoying buy ur pretty

[floorwalker6]

i guess this means ur dumb

[lelechim]

I really hope this is a joke.

[baylorct]

Your a complete fool!

[monigrammedia]

You mean, 'You're a complete fool.'  So I guess that means I'm a complete fool who has better grammar and spelling than you. Ponder that.

[markchop15]

lol

[WastedBrian]

haha

[markchop15]

lol u got PWNT

[Koshbanjo]

Good video, Haley! Sarah Palin would have made a great VP, but the leftist elites had other plans. There are some very famous community organizers in history, like Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao Tse-tung, Pol Pot, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-il, Osama bin Laden... and now President-elect B. Hussein Obama. What's to worry about?

[Kaytou]

uh oh?

[sillylily220]

shes annoying

[willbling]

This is not about politics! She is very corny Lol!

[willbling]

YEaaaaaaaaaa Obama!

[Steve8389]

Great video! You go Girl!

[walloon21]

blah blah blah..leave britney alone

[pwnurnoobazz]

It's too bad McCain and Palin lost, they would have done an amazing job. Like you said, the media did portray Palin negatively and it just goes to show who's side they're truly on.

[XxTabasc0xX]

They report any and every thing (save for usually Fox), you dimwit. How do you see it as a bad thing for reporting the stupid shit McCain/Palin did? That's their job and you make it sound like it's bad to report on someone who may become PRESIDENT of our Country.

[VitaminTMan]

HAHA, great stuff... before I saw this I was actually kinda worried... I mean I don't know how any girl can think of Palin as inspiration... she's actually more of disgrace to women every where... not saying Hillary's perfect but she's a much better start! 5 stars!

[morganbethename]

omg this is soooo funny!

i love it!

[Kentman513]

Hahahaha. Awesome and hot.

[dirtyskank007]

ha ha ha ha ha ha! Obama!

[heathaaox]

i looove you, haha.

[56Fordpickup]

can i marry you? lol your great keep standing up for what you believe in!!!!

MCCAIN PALIN '08!!!

[biglex42]

umm...you DO know she's being sarcastic. lol. did you watch her other videos? nerd....

[XxTabasc0xX]

Shit, they are?  She's good at sarcasm in that case.

[darkknight5456]

you are a sad sad little man....lol

[wellthmaker]

That is not satire just a stupid child proving it.

[clearvision12]

wellthmaker

54 years old! The mind boggles! A very bright, sassy 17year-old has you pawned! Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Your comment makes no sense, gramatically or otherwise! A 'stupid child proving' what, you semi-literate moron? 'Wellthmaker', what the fuck does that mean? Go back to your paddling pool, puffball, and rejoin the other drooling kiddies. 54 with a mental age of 6!!!

[Thomahawk08]

please dont be serious. youre too pretty to be stupid like that.

[Chaduke]

Its truly scary how many people out there can't recognize extremely blatant satire. She even put "satire" in the list of tags, not that most people would notice or even know what it meant anyway.

[Obsidian1985]

I dont know about anyone else, but I wouldn't want you inside my skull with sharp objects.

Actually, I wouldnt trust you within 100 feet of any sharp objects, a vehicle, small toys/parts that can be choked on...

[sdbeachdawg]

LOL! Well done!

[GreenEgo07]

please let me know if this is a satire. I think it's hilarious either way though.

[bijayada]

if u really r the way you talk..i have nothing to say to you...but if you meant this to be a satire, ...i am in love...

[bladethunderkc73]

My first comment was for STANGBABY87

[stangbaby87]

You go girl - stay smart. Thank God you started so young...keep it going. My first comment was for bladethunderkc73.

[MontySouth1]

A young brainwashed bitch! Stick to watching MTV an leave the comedy to SNL! LOL

[jazzmaster1972]

lol  building 7 dummy

[bladethunderkc73]

Sarah Palin doesnt even noe u!!!! Dont act like u noe her

[stangbaby87]

Learn English.

[teddy8a]

lol i was getting anoyed at the begining but well i finshed it lol NICE ^^b

[lloydbarker]

When this started I was worried this was honest, but as it goes on, its obviously a parody. Very funny and extremley well performed. The best part is, as others have stated, that some people believe this is real. Hysterical.

[riazza123]

Woah wow you are one arrogant bitch! There sure must be ways to support palin instead of this ignorant video. Palin is not auditioning for a film, she is running for VP, she cant ask people to "get off" her back if they ask about policies!

[whyareyousooofat]

woah you're an idiot for mocking an amazing women! you let the media spoon feed your 12 year old ass. well when you grow up and realize how wrong you were for mocking a women who lovingly had a downsyndrome baby is beyond me. disgrace

[Aubirdyyy]

so true.

[mspacman94]

You are an idiot. Shut up.

[goskins4711]

im all for mccain and i think obama would be the worst thing ever. But this hurts to watch.

[loverofmusic90]

THANK YOU!!! I AGREE!!!

[karlmarx12345]

This is great-- very clever.

And even better that people are taking you seriously.

[paganrandy]

this girl is as fake as sarah palin is.they have more in common than they know.

[loverofmusic90]

Ok. YOU are the reason people think us republicans are IDIOTS... I agree with your words but you act like A COMPLETE BARBIE!!!! PLEASE QUIT MAKING OUR PARTY LOOK STUPID!! STICK WITH YOUR CHEERLEADING!!!

[chobits713]

actually its comments like that which make republicans look like judgmental assholes. please, if you intend to represent the republican party...please refrain from unintelligent mudslinging, leave that to the liberals

[loverofmusic90]

Ok, no. I'm just stating a obvious FACT. This girl has LOST IT!!! She makes us look stupid. She makes it seem like all republicans are stupid preppy stuck up cheerleaders.

[ChicagoPackerchick4]

i know seriously. i'm all for McCain/Palin, but that was awful. she makes all McCain and Palin supporters look like they dont know what they are talking about.

[loverofmusic90]

Thank God I'm not the only one that thinks that! AMEN SISTER!!! LOL

[productionz]

this is actually amazing. your brilliant, and hilarious

[pirateslifeofcake]

Hahahah! This is great.

I can't believe a lot of these people are taking you seriously.

[IZ1R7]

Your an idiot !! Doesn't surprise me, you were inspired by Palin.

[AchillesxHero]

Well this is tough, I agree with what this girl said but likewise feel as though I want to hate her for how she said it. Also, How anyone can say ANYTHING bad about Palin after watching Biden is beyond even the most lunatic of thoughts. He is a moron in every sense of the word, much like the character this girl plays. "Its patriotic to pay higher taxes""Hilary would be a better VP pick"Obama:"Clean coal for America" Biden:"No Clean coal!!" oh..."STAND UP CHUCK!"

[grindme]

Oh my god where do they come from? Palin is dumber than a box of rocks. I guess you can no tell me a newspaper you read either or what the Supreme Court does.

[johnmitosinka]

shes is a cutie

Vote McCain/Palin

[felipe10]

This can't be for real.

(facepalm)

[julianna78]

You idiots! This is clearly a joke. She's aruging AGAINST Palin.

Hahah good job little cutie!! OBAMA 08 :)

[tiger355]

you may have a future in comedy

[basilosaurus1]

She is clearly on her way to Hollywood to service movie executives until she gets a B movie part.

[blumetatron]

Thats the best Anti-Palin argument i ever heard

[blumetatron]

McCain = Bush 3

[huecitylite]

Holly Cute!!! This chick is so adorable ! :) Go ! Go! McCain/Palin 08 !!!

[sammyb1314]

yo thats awesome that she loves her but seriously? this chick is givin me a headache...

[toofee90]

Woo, go McCain and Palin! :P Republican for life!

[cuihao]

haha..that explains a lot why america is in a mess right now....

[halfNhalf3]

HAHAHAHA i can't take this chick seriously

[sebavef]

HAHAHA! Its a shame your irony is wasted on so many people :D. Probably Palin fans :).

[AmericanPatriot333]

If this is the real deal then ATTA GIRL!!!

[llazy1]

joke or not, she has it down as to how to listen to the negative media stories.. hands over ears "blah blah blah" LOL. Exactly my method. Go Mac!

[caligirlindahouse]

I think she is totally being sarcastic and I love it. This embodies what the Palin followers are following her for, her wardrobe and just liking her. I like her too, but I'm smart enough to vote for change! Obama/Biden

Thanks Haley!!! Too cute even if you are serious, you remind me of my daughter;-)

[CreekGrad08]

You're a ditz.

Hot, but just a ditz.

"I Can see Russia from my house!"

[Tanello82]

One of the best, and quite original sketch going around on Sarah Palin...(even though she herself constantly happens to provide an immensurable source of inspiration....Sarah is definitely the best caricature of herself)

Anyway, good acting efforts too...keep it up!

Ciao!

P.S. loved that part about Norway and Kuwait, though I'm afraid there have been few who actually got that ;-)

[buskerbuoy]

Obama gon get Osama

[Skobrin]

No no.. this has to be a joke.  If this isn't a joke, I will lose any shred of respect I have remaining for humanity.