The only way I would want him back, is if he was a pathetic, useless, joke character in Smash Bros, just so we can beat the shit out of him with Mario.
Wait...soooo he can't handle falling down, but he can SURF?! Can't handle a crab, but he can surf a big wave?! Futhermore wouldn't he be too scared to leave the island?! What about that spider, and why does he look like a jock and have two women for no reason?! MAKE SENSE DAMN YOU LESTER ENDING!!
Hey, ArtificialRaven, you can expect a shitload of visitors with idiotic comments to come to this video. AVGN's latest upload's top comment links here.
"Watch for Lester, He'll be back!" Bullshit! He doesn't come back like M. Bison or Bowser or even Siegfried Schtauffen. *in Ed McMahon's voice* HI- YOOOOOOO! LOL!!
WTF yea dont worry about the tsunamis, years of nuclear fallout,radiation and deformed babies aslong as lester can ride a bodacious wave home its all good.
so the whole game was to figure out how to get back home and went through all that until a native tells him to follow the smoke??? stupid!!! i guess that was the idea.....
You had to use a cheat code to get to the last level because their's an impossible level in the middle of the game that nobody can beat. I'm so sure it's unbeatable I'd be willing to put money on it.
@Mopoloton Which one was that? If it is the Tiki level, you walk past the first set, kick the start of the second set, and find a crystal to place on the pedestal to get past the last one. Don't know how I figured out to just kick the second set though, except that I think that I just started to kick anything that seemed remotely threatening by that point.
@2FunnyVersionIV Lester actually toughs up as the game goes on, actually. Having the hero start out a wimp but overcome his fears gradually seems like it would be a good plot point, but by the looks of this game and people's reactions it doesn't really work out.
@sezani He's only weak at the beginning. He gets over his wimpy side as the game progresses. Basically, the concept of the game is about someone who learns that he has to suck it up and be a hero.
Not that I'm saying it's a good game. The controls are still pretty wonky.
Something he didn't count on. Those two girls who he convinced he was a hero to? One tied him to the bed, the second one took his wallet and they got the fuck out of there. Their final response was "Get out of this one, hero!"
pro when he walks like his dick is trying to get away from him and gets beat up by sea life. But damn, he puts the bomb squad to shame just with some water in a spoon. I bet he can give John McClane a run for his money, don't want to fuck with Lester...unless you're a crab or turtle. Whatever, I say the Support Team should have supported in making a better character.
cuts itself off at hairy spider. The ending as a whole is a whole pile of crap. Blacksite Area 51 had a better ending and made sence than just some tidal wave created by a nuclear testing prodject. The developers pretty much threw that in there like "Hmmm what natural ocean formation can we use to can Lester back home, oh I know a tidal wave created by an ATOMIC EXPLOSION! YEAH!" How about a friggin' volcanic earhtquake, dumbshit. Love how Lester somehow has the coordination to surf like a...
Wait, was the whole game just a memory of what happened to Lester previously? If so, then who the hell is he telling the story to, "The Guys" he mentions in the intro? And a giant hair spider is kind of redundant don't you think? He might as well have said "Then this generic eight legged creature came out of my asshole." That would have been more interesting than the game itelf, but it's pretty bad when the game...
Why do these people always want to go home? he's obviously got nothing there that outwieghs the island, and I love how the chief was obviously fucking with him, "A surfboard will take you home! Not get you knocked out on our island again in time for the sequel."
They must be very certain that a game where the title character is a spineless coward who's slower and weaker then a goddamm turtle (not to mention other issues) could sell well enough to guarentee Lester 2...
OK... a geeky guy that can't jump without getting damage, run from turtles, and can´t grab two items at the same time (for more references, watch Angry Video Game Nerd review)... but can surf a tidal wave?
WOW, I was JUST watching vids on Operation Crossroads... crazy how I suddenly watched this totally unrelated vid and there was a reference to the test itself at Bikini Atoll... o.O
what a fucked up ending, who financed this game anyways? I've heard people saying that... Valkyrai Chronicles is a bad game for exemple, next time i hear it, i'll point them to Lester.
I find it silly as to how casually Tikki refers to the nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll, since that resulted in the deaths of several animals in the name of science.
You know what's great about this video? Not only are we absolved of playing this game to see its ending, but we get the end credits so we know who's responsible for it!
seen like lester swin all the way back to home and it was to long that all the swinming make he a tough guy so that's why in the end he stay in the beach with 2 girls.....WAIT wat a piece of shit!!!!
this son of a bitch can't even run, jump or move properly, can get killed by crabs and turtles, and he has the balance, skill and coordination to surf?
for lisa and liz with love... damn he really hated those girls
carchintutoriales 4 days ago
0:09 CAAAAAAAAANNOOOON PEEEEENIS!!!!
carchintutoriales 4 days ago
made by visual concepts? WOW! they developed the 2K sports games.
ThePeteAwesome 4 days ago
WTF man the 2 chicks look like traps!
665885 4 days ago
The last words in the credits scare me more than any horror film...
niteofoblivion 1 week ago
@niteofoblivion Oh dear god no
MrSN1PESN1PE 5 days ago
00:26
Lester is many things and brave is not one of them.
SirPreyasThe619 1 week ago
i know the intro is the Forest maze but i can't find the same tune in this one then the ones on youtube is it like a special version or something?
Ndcrocks 1 week ago
man i love your opening haha
Ndcrocks 1 week ago
3:43 "watch for lester, he will be back" luckily he didnt
326mauricio 1 week ago
Damn lester is the mack
pinkdinodude 2 weeks ago
can anyone tell me where this guy's intro comes from?
BossBasher 2 weeks ago
@BossBasher Mario RPG: Forest Maze
yjop1 2 weeks ago
i got something gigantic and hairy for lester....
DeikunZeon 2 weeks ago
Watch for Lester,
He will be back!
TheTC 2 weeks ago
Then, this gigantic hairy spider... THE END
NSRadication 3 weeks ago
such an unlikely ending....i mean seriously u just douse the fuse n thats the end???
novus21 3 weeks ago
What a shitty game.
LPuddle 3 weeks ago
Lester the Unlikely ending
deathnrosary 3 weeks ago
Wtf?
TheIronicTea 3 weeks ago
surfing back home on an atomic / radioactive wave.. great idea...
Mysticsloth 4 weeks ago 2
Must've been one hell of a wave to take both of his arms off.
CleaveTheDragon 1 month ago
Skyrim brought me here! Hey I should be playing Skyrim!
DeathByBlunderbuss 1 month ago
Wanting to see the ending of this game brought me here
sco6t6t6 1 month ago
CANNON PENIS!!!!!
GenChance1 1 month ago
Did anyone else find the music annoying? It just repeats itself.
BlueTheArcticFox 1 month ago
did lester ever come back? lol
bypassthelaw 1 month ago
"Watch For Lester, He'll Be Back!" That sounds like a threat
opennoise 1 month ago 5
'Then what happened, Lester?'
'Then the radiation made me sterile'
*ladies leave*
videogamenostalgia 1 month ago 5
"Watch for Lester, he will be back!"
*puts on sunglasses*
Unlikely.
YEAAAAAAAHHH.....
Gibix 1 month ago 12
You beat this I have spent days getting to the last level
VideoGameNoobs24 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Artificialraven
(looks at Tikka's father)... Broly?
SakuraAvalon 1 month ago
Better ending than ALL the Twilight movies!
Bram25 1 month ago 8
this game is a fail
i feel bad for whoever played this
cookiesrawesomee 1 month ago
So, he surfed home and gained some balls, the end...
BTLarrity 1 month ago
my favorite part of this video is the intro (super mario rpg forest maze song)
AJSephiroth 1 month ago
LOL! I'm pretty sure this was an insult to Hawaii.
yndarjabelo 1 month ago
Wait, what about a Hairy Spider? What do you mean "He will be back"?!
Oh God, so his return will make the end of the world.
CamoBullo 1 month ago
"Watch for Lester
He will be back"
0_o GOD HELP US ALL!!!!
The only way I would want him back, is if he was a pathetic, useless, joke character in Smash Bros, just so we can beat the shit out of him with Mario.
VincentKintobor 1 month ago
You have balls to go through this shit
mariobrosvswariobros 1 month ago 4
Lester then pulled down his pants, sucked his thumb, and took a shit
345LTS 1 month ago 7
Avgn sent me here
JamesTavRule 1 month ago 7
@JamesTavRule he's made that video about 5 months ago!
check2youable 1 month ago
He came back? o.o Or is he GOING to come back? When? Where? WHAT? o_O
UltimasIsland 1 month ago
.... What the hell?
xercespriest 1 month ago
Wait...did Lester defeat the pirates?
How did he defeat the pirates?
Did Lester somehow pull down his pants and pissed on the pirates and they all melted like when the Wicked Witch of the West got doused by water?
And oh my god....this island was near the nuclear tested Bikini Island....How did the natives of this island understood what nuclear testing was?
And I would have just stayed on the island with Tikka and become her husband but it seems that Lester was more wanting to get home. :(
TBoneTony 1 month ago
I think Jeff and Greg Thomas own us explanation.
snowsoul83 1 month ago
Wait...soooo he can't handle falling down, but he can SURF?! Can't handle a crab, but he can surf a big wave?! Futhermore wouldn't he be too scared to leave the island?! What about that spider, and why does he look like a jock and have two women for no reason?! MAKE SENSE DAMN YOU LESTER ENDING!!
TheAyanamiRei 1 month ago
@TheAyanamiRei i read that lester sorta gets more confident as the game goes on.
keozeo 1 month ago
Racism, misogyny, its all here.
BigBadoor 1 month ago
at a total loss for words....
justice4all72 1 month ago
"And then what happened, Lester?"
"Then, this gigantic, hairy spider..."
...ok?! xD
DJBassEnergy 1 month ago 2
thumbs up if you think here come all those "thumbs up if AVGN sent you here" comments :D
TehPwningOne 1 month ago 6
and then he died of cancer from the atomic radiation
marcusanddoom 1 month ago 5
Hey, ArtificialRaven, you can expect a shitload of visitors with idiotic comments to come to this video. AVGN's latest upload's top comment links here.
SpiralPegasus 1 month ago
@SpiralPegasus And by idiotic comments, i assume you mean coments like "thubms up if avgn sent u ehre :DDD"
Saukkomestari 1 month ago 3
Hmmm, the Nerd end up with hot chicks? Good!
Achille12345 1 month ago
reminds me of spongebob,you guys remember.The one with johnny depp?
caninecasey10 1 month ago
somehow I like the music
TheSchokoxx 1 month ago
Lester should have just banged Tikka
Rocketfist15 1 month ago 88
@Rocketfist15 Nope, because he would have been scared, shit himself and died.
PeterBara95 1 month ago
"Watch for Lester, He'll be back!" Bullshit! He doesn't come back like M. Bison or Bowser or even Siegfried Schtauffen. *in Ed McMahon's voice* HI- YOOOOOOO! LOL!!
Humanoidbeast6666 1 month ago
HE WAS ON BIKINI ISLAND. thats were nuclear bombs were tested.
glitchz1 1 month ago
AVGN brought me here.
GreenBlockland 1 month ago 118
@GreenBlockland same =P
Dreammaster695 1 week ago
Where did Lester learn how to surf? Did his adventures teach him to have no fear?!
"And then what happend, Lester? Then, this gigantic hairy spider. ..." I don't get it. What a shitty game.
peterankerstar 1 month ago 2
WTF yea dont worry about the tsunamis, years of nuclear fallout,radiation and deformed babies aslong as lester can ride a bodacious wave home its all good.
TheShakiebreaks 1 month ago 2
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Like if you came because of AVGN!
Gelfandad 1 month ago
"Watch for Lester, he'll be back!"
Yeah, right. The chances of that happening are...
(sunglasses)
...Unlikely.
PuppetMasterIX 1 month ago 9
I just wasted 3:30 minutes of my life. . . damn you Lester.
GamerLad117 1 month ago
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Made by the same people who made that pile of shit "Clay Fighters". God damn it, gonna go to bed all pissed off now...
PwnagePC 1 month ago
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PwnagePC 1 month ago
0:09 cannon sex!
wikipop90 1 month ago
@wikipop90
haha damnn
WesTureQq 1 month ago
Kill yourself lester
alexblack300 1 month ago
I say let there be a death battle between Lester and Steve Urkel. I got my money on Steve.
joejoerg 1 month ago
What the real meaning of: '' Then, this gigantic, hairy spider''... ? :O
yumyum97 1 month ago
This game makes poop look fun
FlameFoxBoy 1 month ago
Riding a big wave back home? Was Spongebob inspired by this game to make their "Spongebob Vs. The Big One" episode?
MayerEO 1 month ago
@MayerEO this was out way before spongebob.
brandonsexywhitaker 1 month ago
@MayerEO except Spongebob is much much better than this garbage
Kristanni20X6 1 month ago
I am glad they never made anymore.
Shankalten 1 month ago
At least he get's bitches in the end.
xXHuckleberryFinnXx 2 months ago
Holy hell.. that many people in the credits and NONE of them thought it was a bad idea?
Timblesink 3 months ago 7
Lol this game looks lame
xtrme99 3 months ago
o final mais podre que eu vi até hoje
pietro2011able 3 months ago
so the whole game was to figure out how to get back home and went through all that until a native tells him to follow the smoke??? stupid!!! i guess that was the idea.....
Uranium1972 3 months ago
"Then what happened, Lester?"
"Then I got radiation poisoning."
GymMasterAlex 4 months ago 7
He is a nerd. But also a genius surfer catching an atomic bomb shockwave breaking historical records of surf. Makes sense.
NewWaysMusic 4 months ago 2
wait... how would that chieftan was ever aware of phones and radios?
nevermind i shoudnt question things about crappy games.
skyrimawaits 5 months ago
You had to use a cheat code to get to the last level because their's an impossible level in the middle of the game that nobody can beat. I'm so sure it's unbeatable I'd be willing to put money on it.
Mopoloton 5 months ago
@Mopoloton Which one was that? If it is the Tiki level, you walk past the first set, kick the start of the second set, and find a crystal to place on the pedestal to get past the last one. Don't know how I figured out to just kick the second set though, except that I think that I just started to kick anything that seemed remotely threatening by that point.
FWTrump 4 months ago
this game was fun to play when i was a kid
jac23goe 6 months ago
@jac23goe how do you sleep at night? >=(
ultraking312 1 month ago
1:45 So That nerd become a Douchebag?
HCkev 6 months ago
teaches people how to be gay
pye254 6 months ago
@pye254 HAHAHA XD
ghosterbuser1212 4 months ago
Can you imagine what this game would become if Lester was replaced by James (The Angry Video Game Nerd)??
JadenKy 6 months ago
@JadenKy yes, and he reviewed this game, lol.. its so true..... fucking turtles!
Spike1885 4 months ago
I don't get it. Lester is a fucking pansy, but he can surf? Wow. The developers of this game must have been smoking crack when they thought of that.
2FunnyVersionIV 7 months ago
@2FunnyVersionIV Lester actually toughs up as the game goes on, actually. Having the hero start out a wimp but overcome his fears gradually seems like it would be a good plot point, but by the looks of this game and people's reactions it doesn't really work out.
poopskinTheLiar 7 months ago
@poopskinTheLiar Hmm.....you're right.
2FunnyVersionIV 7 months ago
Ok he can surf but he is afraid of a goddamn turtle? lolwut?
sezani 7 months ago 64
@sezani He's only weak at the beginning. He gets over his wimpy side as the game progresses. Basically, the concept of the game is about someone who learns that he has to suck it up and be a hero.
Not that I'm saying it's a good game. The controls are still pretty wonky.
Davtwan 5 months ago
@sezani he can surf atomic super waves mind you
UCgrab 1 month ago
@sezani He gets braver half-way through the game
dylanneill 1 month ago
Something he didn't count on. Those two girls who he convinced he was a hero to? One tied him to the bed, the second one took his wallet and they got the fuck out of there. Their final response was "Get out of this one, hero!"
ManekiNeko1972 7 months ago
THE END
(Done Deal)
hahaha that was pretty funny.
sobekflakmonkey 7 months ago
pro when he walks like his dick is trying to get away from him and gets beat up by sea life. But damn, he puts the bomb squad to shame just with some water in a spoon. I bet he can give John McClane a run for his money, don't want to fuck with Lester...unless you're a crab or turtle. Whatever, I say the Support Team should have supported in making a better character.
SpitfireBoy86 7 months ago
cuts itself off at hairy spider. The ending as a whole is a whole pile of crap. Blacksite Area 51 had a better ending and made sence than just some tidal wave created by a nuclear testing prodject. The developers pretty much threw that in there like "Hmmm what natural ocean formation can we use to can Lester back home, oh I know a tidal wave created by an ATOMIC EXPLOSION! YEAH!" How about a friggin' volcanic earhtquake, dumbshit. Love how Lester somehow has the coordination to surf like a...
SpitfireBoy86 7 months ago
"And then what happened, Lester?"
"Then, this gigantic hair spider...?"
Wait, was the whole game just a memory of what happened to Lester previously? If so, then who the hell is he telling the story to, "The Guys" he mentions in the intro? And a giant hair spider is kind of redundant don't you think? He might as well have said "Then this generic eight legged creature came out of my asshole." That would have been more interesting than the game itelf, but it's pretty bad when the game...
SpitfireBoy86 7 months ago
1:16
Shit just got real...
RiseOfTheNerd 8 months ago
fuck that music
Nephi895 8 months ago
why'd he have his balls in a canon at the beggining?
PsOne4Life 8 months ago
I liked this game. :\
Gorlokk666 8 months ago
@Gorlokk666 Well its not personally my cup of tea , il give you one thing, it has one of the best video game endings ever :D
y2k4ever1 8 months ago
Man, fuck this game. and fuck that stupid music... and fuck everybody on the credit roll.
dreamtwister2k 8 months ago
well that's a surprisingly good ending atomic testing, wow, that was clever, well alswell then ends well?
y2k4ever1 9 months ago
he returned...by the name of AVGN
bloodangelxx 9 months ago
Hairy spider? Do they really mean what I'm thinking?
carlosrockapx 10 months ago
@carlosrockapx Yeah I think so. Lester's getting some of the good stuff. You know, a little horizontal mambo.
TheHorrorchicken 8 months ago
how come he's walking normally now?
Mario60665 10 months ago
If he's too afraid of a harmless sea turtle, than would he really be useing the surfboard
Dearhunter43 10 months ago
"Watch for Lester! He'll be back!" Well, according to the Nerd, he does come back for 4 games! The Nerd's thoughts:
2nd: You couldn't move!
3rd: Once you push start on the title screen, Lester falls down and farts!
4th: Doesn't work at all! Pop the game in the console, and then it explodes!
5th: Not even a game! Just a bag of crap that says Lester the Unlikey 5 on it!
hankforeman91 11 months ago 43
@hankforeman91 and number 6 is coming out on the ps4 with a disc constructed out of orangatang dierria.
fredjerk69 11 months ago
@fredjerk69 Turns out it's the only way and it gives Blu-ray a run for its money!
hankforeman91 11 months ago
@hankforeman91 Did you get that from AVGN? Hell don't answer me I watch it and I love it
Andr286 10 months ago
Eric Hegedus must be the worst Bug Tester in the world...
Doommaster1994 1 year ago 4
Then what happened Lester?
Then this gigantic hairy coc- I mean spider...
ZyxthePest 1 year ago
im sure they made this game to mock someone
GENERALBLAIS 1 year ago 9
At the beginning it looked like he pulled his dick out of that cannon.
FreakinSweet87 1 year ago 6
Why do these people always want to go home? he's obviously got nothing there that outwieghs the island, and I love how the chief was obviously fucking with him, "A surfboard will take you home! Not get you knocked out on our island again in time for the sequel."
lich109 1 year ago
Wow this game sucks how can a nerd go to a island and comes back popular dating 2 hotties this game is gay and stupid
Simpsonsfan1011 1 year ago 3
"Watch for Lester - He will be back!"
They must be very certain that a game where the title character is a spineless coward who's slower and weaker then a goddamm turtle (not to mention other issues) could sell well enough to guarentee Lester 2...
DonkeyKongX2 1 year ago 4
OK... a geeky guy that can't jump without getting damage, run from turtles, and can´t grab two items at the same time (for more references, watch Angry Video Game Nerd review)... but can surf a tidal wave?
That's fucking lame xD
hirogo55 1 year ago 3
i pity you...
brian56t 1 year ago
WOW, I was JUST watching vids on Operation Crossroads... crazy how I suddenly watched this totally unrelated vid and there was a reference to the test itself at Bikini Atoll... o.O
ASQKISSER 1 year ago
weird how the developers went from making this crap to developing the 2k sports games, which are awesome
zgamer623 1 year ago
@zgamer623
It's a funny thing to think that they developed this game when they were high from smoking weed during their Company party=P
marshall9doom 1 year ago
What a gay game.
electrobussterr 1 year ago 77
"Watch for Lester! He'll be back!" Except he was never back. Guess those 2 babes he got kept him too busy to star in a second game.
windego999 1 year ago 76
@windego999 or maybe just then the big hairy spider
daboyfromafrica0 1 month ago
(lip synchin) what the fuck????? o_0
themcpolo 1 year ago
I hope he never comes back.
BillxMach 1 year ago
and then what happened lester?
then this gigantic hair spider...
WTF!!?!??!?!
dkssx64banjo 1 year ago 5
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@dkssx64banjo I KNOW! NO ONE COULD GET THAT!!
DNFan292 1 year ago
This game sucks, but lot of 16 Bit platform games sucked back then, before Yoshi's Island and DK Country saga were produced. DKC changed everything.
Aguz25 1 year ago
The game director even dedicates the game to some poor kids... i heard Jann became a crack adict prostitue and Liz killed herself.
SwrdBreak 1 year ago
what a fucked up ending, who financed this game anyways? I've heard people saying that... Valkyrai Chronicles is a bad game for exemple, next time i hear it, i'll point them to Lester.
SwrdBreak 1 year ago
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Thankfully, no, he will not be back.
DarkPuIse 1 year ago
I find it silly as to how casually Tikki refers to the nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll, since that resulted in the deaths of several animals in the name of science.
thegameroid 1 year ago
Shitty ending to a shitty game, it did not disappoint in that aspect.
savagesw450 1 year ago
This game is horrible! Someone should review this! *calls JamesNintendoNerd aka AVGN*
Spartan2194 1 year ago
@Spartan2194 avgn reveiwd this
luigiblox 1 year ago
@luigiblox I know you idiot im a fan of AVGN also you misspelled reviewed
Spartan2194 1 year ago
The original Uncharted.
DaishiGajo 1 year ago
@DaishiGajo lol
95coolcar 1 year ago
"Watch for Lester,
He will be back!"
That's about as unlikely as Lester ... though he did make an appearance on an AVGN review.
Watcher3223 1 year ago
Wow. What were the developers thinking? SERIOUSLY!!!
gamemaster905 1 year ago
Woah, the chief is tall!
CommanderOfTheSun 1 year ago
so lester becomes a pimp, eh i could think of worse endings
notmack 1 year ago
You know what's great about this video? Not only are we absolved of playing this game to see its ending, but we get the end credits so we know who's responsible for it!
organs 1 year ago
3:54 (pause video) - "WATCH FOR LESTER, HE WILL BE BACK!".
Yea right - such an unconvincing statement and made themselves look like a freaking fool whoever developed this game.
He cant do anything right.... apart from somehow managing to swim all the way to an island and then surfing back to the mainland.
This is what I call the UN-HOLY GRAIL of a FUDGED UP GAME !!!
FidFighter2 1 year ago
@FidFighter2
Yep, the claim that Lester would be back is about as unlikely as Lester himself.
Watcher3223 1 year ago
@Watcher3223
thats a nice analogy. I couldnt have said it better myself LOL!!!!
FidFighter2 1 year ago
seen like lester swin all the way back to home and it was to long that all the swinming make he a tough guy so that's why in the end he stay in the beach with 2 girls.....WAIT wat a piece of shit!!!!
XManXHunterX 1 year ago
franknights comment made me smile :)
XKrexX 1 year ago
Lester can't do much of anything, but he DID manage to somehow swim all the way to an island..
weezcake 1 year ago
Lester will be back? I only know about this game because of the new AVGN review!
SomeFluffer64 1 year ago
@SomeFluffer64 Me too!
ParatroopaYoshi 1 year ago
this son of a bitch can't even run, jump or move properly, can get killed by crabs and turtles, and he has the balance, skill and coordination to surf?
wonphi 1 year ago
Atomic Test? ... So Lester dies on cancer...
Finanzo1986 1 year ago
Was this the end boss? Putting out a fire? Even the credits are pathetic
xyzmike01 1 year ago