Conquistadora The Explorer

[Gangstataco95]

LOL!!! XD

[erobles001]

omg XD

[mailestar]

That was disturbeing ad funnyXD

[McParakeet]

My World History Ap Teacher showed us this.

LMAO!

xD

[dehivi22]

hahahah this is amazing

it made me laugh

[samh2540]

When is someone going to register that hypercam?

[MsJillianJiggs99]

Im in 7th grade and our teacher showed us this.! hahaha

[TheBoredNerd]

the treble in this video is TOO DAMN HIGH!

[ArcticFoxKit]

@TheBoredNerd Ok, this comment made me laugh more than the video.

[Metepunk]

funny ..but I dont get it she was invanding EUA ?? or what??

[ConservativeGamerC]

SHould of made DORA A EDOMITE (WHITE)!

[armyfreak09]

Watched this in history class today AT CChs :)

[i420kids]

lol we watched this in history class today!

[meblah18]

the audio is my favorite part



[Brandonsaurusrexadon]

in that weird part of youtube again

[supersonicforever123]

0:58 time for the BOM BOM BOM

[phillies9513]

There's no 2:36

[ItsEsmeeBitchez]

THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED THIS WAS WHEN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND WERE BABY SITTING ! Ha ! Good idea whatching this with a 4 year old girl huh, but she insisted ;)

[dark624000]

very educational!!! 

[blatjahej]

Scalper xD

[omiredrose]

heheheh....

[MizzDiamonds]

whoever made this i love them.

[1Animechic1]

This is a horrible insult to Spain ;o;

At least Hetalia actually makes Spain look good.

[supersmash43]

@1Animechic1 this is more or less accurate lol. So you can't explain about that.

[deeman22baby]

im Shithed and i only do anal



[Ricasanchezz]

r.ip. my speakers.

[DUMBTVSHOWS]

How the fuck did I get hear from a video called "shithead"?...Oh I got it.

[smartman136]

Someone please explain how in the hell ray william johnson led to this

[MichaelNoffke]

Im shithead and i like watching dora.

[derfmun]

hahaha *shotgun blast*

[spiderman4112003]

i dont even

[TheSmokekoke]

Dora the ShitHead

[iEarphone]

Rest in peace headphone users..

[AristaBomb]

I'm Shithead and I banged Dora

[Fsk1125]

racist dora!

[xxxxMMSxxxx1]

WTF O_O

[AndrewCoglianoFan21]

How the fuck did i get here. The last thing i remember was watching RWJ

[MegaBassman19]

@AndrewCoglianoFan21 ikr

[ghost58md]

This is dora's hobby when she's alone

[LastNight100]

I'm shithead and I burned down a hospital

[eddiehou513]

@LastNight100 lol i got linked from there too

[blondebabe791]

@eddiehou513 same here

[karateK101]

@LastNight100

wht does shithead have anything to do with this video?

[southwestrose]

@LastNight100 i just saw that video before this one HA lolz

[partyninja0728]

@LastNight100 Im shithead and Im amune to AIDs

[ElTekNiQue]

@LastNight100 You Know Who Else Burns Down Hospitals?? The Joker!

[SnipeToHead]

IM SHITHEAD

[photardshop]

@SnipeToHead lmfao

[TheZzbaum]

I'm shithead and I only like virgins! :D

[meltedController]

I'm shithead and I like conquistadors.

[duncer]

But I wanted the blanket to give the natives measles :(

[Chibiwaza]

Owegaud!! Mah EARS!!

[xMoodyluvx]

Lolol Catholics are Christians.

[ladytiger325]

Wow way to make a shitty cartoon even worse and the spanards weren't even Christians they where cathlocs

[SonOfAWhisker]

@ladytiger325 Catholics ARE Christains

[nerdVmuffin]

@ladytiger325 Same thing?

[SuperBeagleTW]

fus do ra? 

[123ninjakitty]

My Social Studies teacher Mr. Dearborn showed us this.

[xSh0ckWaVe]

how 2 draw dor explorer

[blackerson85]

they showed this in my friends scchool.

[kateybug1012]

@watafunga huh?

[randomguy199545]

Lololol

[KristinaM369]

watched this in social studies class today, LOL!

[upyoursfatboy1]

@KristinaM369 ITS HASEEB!!!

[kateybug1012]

My world history teacher showed us this. The whole class was laughing so hard :D

[Watafunga]

@kateybug1012 Schilaty?

[Vinny689]

lol funny this found from S.S teacher

[conucoheights]

even this version ignores the african holocaust...

[pengu82]

@conucoheights I think it's focusing more on the natives...not to say they're ignoring it, it's just not the subject.

[Anna240998]

I love it!! Haha my SOSE teacher showed me this :)

[TheFlorida1995]

hahahaaaa, OMGGG

[hatersilio]

My Social Studies Teacher Showed Me This HAHA!

[Pu3rmaster]

Lol my history teacher showed my class this

[TastyPlainPizza]

Funny, but sad, true, and wrong. I hate when the history books sugar coat.

[EcoDimension]

true, sad and disgusting. i wish it never happened :(((

[SlipknotFanize]

It's funny cuz it's true

[Ramal123]

Favorited.

[WingedSoulies]

isnt this taken from college humor O.o"

sounds recorded..

[akiratrooper]

@WingedSoulies Unregistered Hypercam 2

AND OW MY EARS!

[willyWillba]

@WingedSoulies yes it is

[MajBlood]

As shocking as this is, it is highly educational historywise.

[ksshink]

GREAAAAAT!!!!!



[nelsonhernandez100]

@Motuorg I think you're messed up and possibly got taught you come from a "race" originating 150 yago off the coasts of Ellis Island. Your answer on how "great" the English imperials were is in front of you: There are almost no indigenous ppl left in the USA whilst most of us in Latin America are clearly descendants of of the Indigenous Americans. BTW I <3 modern Spain, Britain & Italy; so don't insult the world claiming origin form those nations.

[wookinator64]

yeah....

[Nobody2336]

Ok I would like the big debates to STOP. Go to a forum to debate not a fucking comment section -_- (Don't mean to seem selfish)

[aelix56]

@Motuorg Unification of italy, check it out.

[aelix56]

@Motuorg Italo-americans = mobsters. Sicily = italy. Conquistadores, near 1518. Mexico is not Spain, independent country, 2 minutes in the ghetto are worst than 1 week in Mexico, still, bullfighting is supported by foreigners too, if not that would dissapear, but talking about brutality look at your hokey or rugby, is that polite? What about boxing? What country does enjoy (even if it's fake) wrestling? Yeah, I thought so.

[aelix56]

@Motuorg Then stop saying that "spanish are violent" and whatnot. If I remember correctly Italy is famous because of the mob, is it fair to say that all italians are mobsters and they will sell their "mamma" for a bunch of dollars? Or better, calling you violent because of what was made in the ancient rome, making mans fight other mans, not even animals. Or yet better, call you all pedophiles because the leader that represents them is just a nynphomaniac that invites children to sex parties.

[Vinny689]

dude im not sayin spanish are violent but alot of Italians are really nice i would not sell my ''mamma'' for money strewnso 'e dabutanachitha arrivaderchi mio mamma e bella stupido

[aelix56]

@Vinny689 I can understand strewnso and stupid, asshat. Go back to your godfather and tell him I offended you italianini.

[aelix56]

@Motuorg And I didn't even started with your ancestors, filled of bucaneers, barbarians and deceit. Look at the famous english Henry VIII just as an example of the atrocities you manage to achieve, or even think that the barbaric nords were the rulers of britain part of the time, so shut your trap and go back to cry in a little corner how cool and open your country is.

[aelix56]

@Motuorg Well you english certainly come and enjoy that, don't you? Bunch of fucking hipocrats. Did you know that more than half of the assistant to "San Fermines" in Pamplona is foreign? Shut your mouth and don't critize what you support. And btw, not only native americans but Africa and India too, the famous imperialist britain used them as slaves, you blame us for a fraction of what you did in time and space. Do you think spain still supports killing native americans, prick.

[aelix56]

@Motuorg English didn't kill tribesman, right? They just peacefully murdered native north americans, fuckhead.

[snotberg123]

@Motuorg he did kill thousands directly...but if he hadn't killed any there would probably be over a million Native Americans today so in killing them he indirectly killed millions and that number will grow exponentially with each generation

[aelix56]

@snotberg123 You can't kill what doesn't exist.

[12yeders]

Dora's Voice Sound Like Shit.

[12yeders]

SHIT!

[hpfreak2003]

Okay, just so everyone knows, the modern Mexican population is descendant from Spain, not the Natives. That's like saying I'm American so I'm descendant from native Americans.

[josephaugustus]

@hpfreak2003 hahaha. what you're saying is like saying everyone who speaks English is a decedent of the English. Most Mexicans are descendants of the indigenous people not the Spaniards.Big difference in the states where almost all the natives were pushed off the land leaving mostly the European population to take their place. Even Dora looks indeginous herself. Lol. People of Spanish decendence are found most in the southern tip of the Americas(Argentina,Uruguay).

[TastyPlainPizza]

@josephaugustus Oh, I thought they were mostly mixed. Stupid Spanish class.

[fermar92]

I'm Spanish and I think that this animation is funny as hell. I don't take it as an insult, because is is an historic (and somehow, sad and racist) fact.

People, don't get angry and enjoy this video!!

[BlazeKong]

Ironic because shes Mexican so shes descended from the Aztecs. P.s. the native people are the Aztecs.

[Satellitedamn]

I love the Metal Slug sounds.

[AdventSephiroth1]

Wheres my cousin Diego? Hola Dora ... All yours Diego ... don't forget to convert them to Christianity when your done :D

[FireflyYoshi]

I watched dora when me and my gf were babysitting. But this video is messed up but its the truth lol

[EmpressNatalie]

Finally! The truth! Thank you, thank you for finally showing the awful, horrible truth about the conquest of my People.

}:)

[jabbyjabjo]

poignant, insightful, and at the same time able to laugh my ass off

[aceous99]

Use the holy Rod of Antioch on em Diego!

[rowan9811]

that was so funny you should make another video

[shimmersparkflight]

BAHAHAHA i love this! so politically uncorrect! 

[crazydude903]

Remember to convert them to Christianity when ur done. ROFL XD

[ChelskiBonjourino]

Whoever said this was racist, please read a history book and discover the real history of Spains 'noblemen'. Not only did they destroy the native cultures of South and Central America, they then used the stolen gold to fund wars in Italy. Germany, the Netherlands and North Africa, murdering millions of innocent people. Infact one could compare Imperial Spain to Nazi Germany in both their destruction of and their attitude towards non-native cultures.

[Lazahel]

TIME FOR BOOM BOOM BOOM

[0aniichan]

loool

[0aniichan]

loook

[rukukitsune]

Remember! Convert them to Christianity when your done !

[yrtsg]

guess collegehumor miss out on the videos they don't upload on youtube because people like this guy steal them

[yrtsg]

@yrtsg and this guy cut out the end so people don't know it belongs to collegehumor

[footballertn10]

Beowulf, everything you said is correct except your last statement. Its clearly in history books. Sublett, no. Its actually not racist. Its fact. And incredibly atrocious spelling makes you look even dumber.

[footballertn10]

The whole sabrina hostile argument is by all means as funny as the video. Its like someone trying to teach calculus to an ox.

[AmandaTFO]

I love this because it is true and I don't normally like Dora!

[sublett11]

racist but it is still halarios

[sublett11]

racist but it is still halarios

[yrtsg]

@sublett11 how is this racist?

[ferbfan12]

I used this to study for my social studies test, and got an A. no joke

[BoogsterSU2]

You know, to make it funnier, her blanket COULD be filled with smallpox, chicken pox, AND measles at the same time!

[ArhkXi]

I said whip.

~

[pwnerage123456789]

Friggen Hilarious aden, keep it up bud.

[BoogsterSU2]

Well at LEAST it's based on actual American history AND this is so funny!!!! XD

[lelechim]

hahaha I'm a history major (specializing in Latin American history) and I think this is sad but funny

[aquaristic]

@lelechim Really, I am studying Colonial Latin America to 1825

[aquaristic]

@lelechim Did they do the blanket thing in latin America too? I know the brits sold em infected blankets in the north.

[goldenfro2]

(mary poppins voice) and that boys and girls was the begining of what we now call america! :D

[deadheadwookie17]

It's so wrong. but so damn funny!

[LuceroSaku]

lol es lo mejor que eh visto, esta chido XD

[djwebster2k7]

what de fing bird

[drago1990]

bet diego is having a good time :P

[xJESSwasHEREx]

my ss teacher showed us this, lmfaooo love her<3

[lingars001]

This pretty explains the true history of conquest and oppression.

[T765234]

What's also sad is the fact that everything in this video is correct, from the disease, to the rifles, to the slavery, rape, and the burning/pilliging(however the hell you spell that) of the villages

[sonnycorleone513]

@wookinator64 this is good shit

[mewboy5]

@jurijeuropa Sureee you didd!!! I don't buy thatt!!!

[Thisshitisfuckedup]

god dammit, every time i try to watch a decent video i see all the comments with people bitching about it and arguing if it's all right to laugh at it

of course it's ok

now holocaust jokes, thats fucked up

[HOSTILE987678]

I love how idiots are getting all worked up about this. This video isn't condoning the brutality of the Spaniards, it's simply a parody of a historical event, even mocking the so-called "Christian" conquerors. So stop bitching and whining, read a fucking history book, take a joke and shut the fuck up.

[sabrina081390]

@HOSTILE987678 all yall motha fuckin white always got fucking shit to say bout other races...all the fucking white ppl think yall run shit well guess what look whos president hope all yall white ppl die!!!!!!! learn yall motha fuckin history

[HOSTILE987678]

@sabrina081390 Well then, let's go over this. First, I voted for out current president. Second, glad you think I should die. You go first. Third, learn my history? I have no idea how someone as stupid as you stumbled upon this video, but I'm pretty positive you have no idea what's going on in this video and have absolutely no clue about the this period of history or any history for that matter. You're fucking stupid.

[T765234]

@sabrina081390 Thank you for aiding in the support of my idea that we as a species are lowering in intelligence and overall devolving into a pathetic group of degenerate, lazy, idiots, always worshiping rappers and other people who if not for people like you would have amounted to dirt in the general scheme of life and still have no intelligence whatsoever, it's truly a pleasure hearing someone like you sadly ramble on in an internet video.

[TastyPlainPizza]

@sabrina081390 WTF. I am Black and know this. You really need to study. You seem stupid and it's embarrassing to share a race with you.

[chivi123451]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[YouInACostume]

There should be a whole 30 minute episode at least!

[gogetosaiyan]

wow this is actually pretty accurate. with the spreading of the diseases and stuff like that.

[usernameinuse1]

im spanish and i found it hilarious!!! its a joke people come on....!!

[jjg35]

This aint racist this is the facts explained in a messed up way, way people have always been sugar coating our history books to make things sound as if it was for the good of helping others.... If that's so why are there so many castles in spain with so much gold while most of latin america is struggling and etc!?

[beowulf500ad]

@jjg35 While this is pretty messed up, that's basically what happened when the europeans came over here. The used their advanced weaponry to subjugate the natives and stole everything of value. The history books usually fail to make the point that the "New World" was already occupied before we showed up.

[snotberg123]

@jjg35 you are awesome...to expand: this is really how it went down and Christopher Columbus was a douchebag who killed millions of people

[Vinny689]

even know he was italian he workerd for spain ya know

[aelix56]

@jjg35 Like they weren't struggling before the spanish came, lol.

[nelsonhernandez100]

@jjg35 The Spanish did no worse than any other Euroempire at the time (& had WAAY less slaves) still the Brits and created a demonising campaign against Spain called "the Black Legend". This was later revived by the USA during the Spanish-American war to gain control of Cuba and the Philps. Spain was poor 40 years ago and they worked their way back up (there was no Marshal plan for them mind you). Latin America is poor because we've had nothing but puppet presidents sent by the US (condor plan)

[dclaver2]

Happy Columbus day everyone.

[DevinLPilk]

"how many virgins are there" my response was ...

"too many lets get rid of some"

[KpxCasper]

@DevinLPilk that really wasn't funny at all

[moonprincessartemis]

@DevinLPilk my thoughts exactlly 

[theonescaredcat]

They should play this on nick juinor!!!!!!!!!!!

[M04NZ]

SCALPER NO SCALPING

[anubistiger]

well put together!! This had me laughing for five minutes!

[TheIFork]

IT BURST MY FRICKIN EAR DRUMS SHOULD HAVE TURNED DOWN VOLUME AFTER LISTENING TO DANCE MUSIC