The Last Ninja Turtles Toy Ad

[ThePerusse]

i like how all the cinemassacre footage says cut at the top

[WebVManReturns]

BELIEVE IT!

[uofm97]

Giraffesketball.......lol.

[thesunhurtsmyeyes]

There was footage from a cinemassacre video

[janbommerez]

LMAO, "They're all playing different sports so if you want a team you'll have to buy A LOT of the same one!... to do that!"

[whocares331]

Your not funny at all.

[Tobias2789]

whoa... I still have alot of those, somewhere

[momof2boys9903]

awwwwwwwwwwww i wated all of them :(

[austinfailz]

Lol, the bad guys in this commercial are just awful.

[chronobryan]

haha, awesome

I remember having a baseball one that my grandfather gave me.

[pvtsoap262]

i want the Gulf War Leonardo action figure.

[SingingDinosaurs]

Tons of kids in Ethiopia would have loved to have that pizza... We Americans make it into a disposable weapon.

[Asterios]

@SingingDinosaurs as one of the creators of this video, I hereby award you this medal for "Funniest Comment We've Gotten In 3 Years"

[SingingDinosaurs]

@Asterios I gratefully accept.

[dirtydiamondz419]

i had the hockey leo



[Zontar82]

lol farmer mike...the weirdest one i had (but alos the coolest one)was astronaut raph

[MadThad0890]

I had the farm one

[kope2kope]

The basketball giraffe had me laughing so hard that I was crying.

[vondoom662003]

i remember some of these i liked the star trek turtles but one of my favorite final lines of the turtles series was the mutant masters line i have three of them they're really hard to find and find cheap playmates had pulled out all the stops with that series.

[loneshewolf74]

I used to own a couple of Troll Turtles, with long furry hair like the Troll Dolls I used to collect back in the 90's. :)

[SodaMoose]

240p for sound. Just sayin'

[xanos4225]

First Officer Donatello. How logical.

[sk8erpro10]

DUDE STAR TRECH NINJA TURTLES MOVIE COMBINE HELL YESSSS

[Datleco]

I had Clown Mikey, Basketball Donny, the giraffe, almost the entire halloween set of the turtles as well, I of course had all of the first release set of the turtles as well, I'm only listing the toys in the video.

[ShadowPa1adin]

no sound

[MrHank404]

i think the audio is so high my ears literally just popped WHAT THE BALLS

[n8dogg87]

wow, they started getting a little short on good ideas, huh?

[AkimboJoe]

They weren't so bad if you played with them creatively. Dead liftin' don for instance could throw a he-man figure over his head.

[Asterios]

@AkimboJoe (one of the vid's creators here) yeah but that could be said for anything. like a cardboard box is an awesome toy if you turn it into a laser fort. this shit was just put out there to rip kids off!

just this christmas i bought my nieces some officially licensed "spongebob" action figures. you should look at them! they're like the coolest toys, not just some shit they threw together to fool 2 year olds.

[udderlyabducted]

You left out the TMNT Troll dolls.

[CarmenMCS]

1:38 WHUT... X_D

[PacificGuitar]

If you dont have sound set video to 240p

[CitySkateboards]

@PacificGuitar aw dude thank you so much!

[hilarioph]

No sound here. Hello

[CitySkateboards]

@hilarioph If you want sound, switch the resolution down to 240p.

I HATE when people say this, but for real guys, thumbs up this comment so everyone can see this or else theyll all just be confused.

[WillMatic40]

I hated the alternate turtles.. the sports, party ect.

[hypnodance]

@WillMatic40 Yeah, those were weird.

[iamstillhiro1112]

No sound here.

[WesternWorf]

no sound?

[T16Akatsuki]

wow, half this footage is stolen from cinemasscre

[Asterios]

@T16Akatsuki yeah, we credited james rolfe. you really think we'd be out to rip off one of our favorite creators ever?

[tetrisclock]

Why would the Ninja Turtles ever play basketball?

[Delightbunnie]

basketball-giraffe...

basketraffe...

girasketball...

I hate this....

LOL!

[dmuse1981]

a fucking clown???Like being a man sized turtle wasent diffrent enough

[TyeHallow]

I remember I had the Pioneer Raph and the Fat and Obese Buddha looking Donetello. Where did the time go when toys had class..?

[outcast71382]

The audio is missing

[Asterios]

@outcast71382 sound's back - don't know what happened to it.

[Asterios]

@outcast71382 - audio's back. sorry about that.

[TsukentoX]

@Asterios Sound's gone again. Think it may be due to the theme song being used.

[Asterios]

@TsukentoX i'm hearing it out here in california - could it be an international thing?

[TsukentoX]

@Asterios Not sure. I'm here in Florida and not hearing any sound.

[Asterios]

@TsukentoX fuck. if there were a copyright complaint against the video then I could challenge it, but it's coming across unflagged over here. any advice?

[ftrunx]

Hey! What happened to the audio?!

[Asterios]

@ftrunx sound's back - sorry about that.

[rebelyell1983x]

@ftrunx turn on 240p for sound!!

[David315842]

@ftrunx Switch the resolution to 240p to get the audio. I know it's weird.

[sillygrl23]

what happened to the sound?

[overthehillsfaraway9]

I had most of those toys. Ahhhhh, the good ole days.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Your 360 video is muted. I had to switch to 240. But I'm on my mom's computer so it's for the best anyway :D

[IseeYouAndYouDont]

I only had the panda...

[mad755]

cassey jones was and still is the coolest mofo ever walked release another turtle movie vinnie jones to play cassey

[silentopinion]

@mad755 I recently saw the guy who played Casey Jones from the movie. He was on one of those detective shows, I don't watch very many of those and I couldn't tell you which one it was, but he got bald.

[MetalGod6387]

@silentopinion He was on the sopranos

[jitrif]

that's one badass panda

[NorwegianStory]

my brother had the pizza thrower, donatello and leonardo. after ALOT of crying and begging i got to play with them... BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVAR!!!!!

[briencrawford]

i had the one with the pizza in the grey box but i srewd that shit off lol lol and i always wondered why they had don that off color lol it looked horrible side by side with the others

[spideyrockz4ever]

lol I may not have as much of the old figures as you guys (I have Donatello with nothing on and Army Leonardo with no accessories) but it's pretty cool to have something that old

[Winterburnt]

The WTF was April O'Neal as the Bride of Frankenstein.

[Grimalkin914]

lol I got the star trek ninja turtles

[whitetrashoutlaw]

I had michaelangelo in a hawaiian shirt and straw hat

[jehrising]

i liked the smaller vehicles/accessories, like the motorcycle, innertubes, etc. i eventually had everything, even the blimp.

[csandersen]

I still got all these anyway. They were still fun to play with. It wasn't just about  the ninja turtles tv show or movie when you got these, it was about different figures to add to your collection you played with. The crazier the better for a kid.

[UnlimitedProdiction1]

I had the pizza car.

[sserpent21]

I remember the last run of Ninja Turtles figures like the dalmation and the giraffe and other crap and thought "WTF" I didn't even know about the FARM turtles until recently.

STILL, this has NOTHING on George Lucas and Gene Simmons.

[TheBboyplayer08]

LOL! Luv ur vid mate! So funny & true.

The 87 TMNT cartoon was made in conjunction to sell the toys. So explains all the stupid retarded merchandising towards the end of hte series..

The only TMNT figures I got now are the NECA figures based of the original 1984 adult black and white comic, by mirage studio and original creators eastman and laird. They rock. I think I destroyed my cheesey 80s playmate one, as most hyperactive boys do, once their toys get old and boring.

[CaptCamping]

at 0:21 that bear looks like the dog Stains form "Me and the Dog TV show" look for it at the video search and judge it for yourselves

[lucafon18]

star trek turtles?

(sell outs)

[Twilightfey]

I honestly didn't have any TMNT toys... O.o;

[Litshttam]

Anyone else seen that vid on here in which a figure of Bebop "relieves" himself over Raph's face?! A masterpiece!

[SuperDuck25]

One of my friends had the entire set before they started reaching... then he broke them all in a horrible weekend of plastic carnage. I felt like I'd lost something even though they weren't even mine.

[rxmcgree]

Panda Khan was one of the better ones I thought, long before it got really stupid. It hit a low point with the Rockstar turtles, the transformer turtles (which looked awful whichever form they were in), the military ones especially Midshipman Mike. Also does anyone remember the Camel? He had a fez hat and a scimitar. Can't remember what he was called.

[HotRodakaMadMax]

lmfao

[kentman86]

nice stolen footage from james rolfe's old "generation TMNT" video.

[darenun]

i had coboy leo indian donny airforce mike the hockey one the panda musaki the rabbit bebop and rocksteady sheadery spliter :D fuck to many to name the motor skate board was cool

[Shadowlit001]

My dad got me that farm turtle for CHristmas one year and I threw that shit against the wall

[ANTIcoFilms]

so why would day wayst there food?

he he he he ha ha ha ha

[frankovich213]

Hahaha I had a few turtle figures. It used to be so annoying when you'd lose Leonardo's swords. I this ninja rabbit figure but I'm not really sure what he had to do with the turtles cause I never saw him in an episode.

I remember finding out that my brother's kindergarten friend had the turtle-van and we specially went over to his house just to see it.

That's how big a deal it was back then. lol

[Litshttam]

@frankovich213 Usagi Yojimbo (Rabbit Bodyguard in Japanese).

[TheBboyplayer08]

@Litshttam

I was into usagi before TMNT, as I was a fan of hiscomic series, by Stan Sakai and when his TMNT figure came out I was disappointed, when looked nothing like his orignal comicbook self.

But in later years I brought the Usagi Yojimbo Vinyl Figure, based on his original comic series rather than the old cartoon spin off. His real name is Miyamoto Usagi, the 87 cartoon got it wrong and called him by the name of his comicbook series not his actual name.

[Litshttam]

@TheBboyplayer08 You live and learn!

[TheBboyplayer08]

@Litshttam

agreed bro :)! Over the years as I gone into adulthood I got into and perfer the original mirage comics of TMNT back in 84 by eastman and laird.

Hell I even perfer the 03 show for I was so pleasantly surprised by the series faithfulness to the black and white comics. As I caught a glimpse of the show when my kids were watching it saturday mornings. Now I'm hooked.

[mow123]

I had the pizza launcher when I was younger but damn I want that startrek ninja turtle thats badass lol.

[vegantree]

I remember those. I had Mikey on the skateboard.

[PhenomElectric]

The sad thing is, I had all of those except the moose and the farmer turtle

[ShadyNJ]

dude i think i had the gulf war lenoardo. That shit is badass

[bxnice01]

LMAO

[UltimateThanos]

This isn't comedy, it's uncontroled rage. I get where you're coming from but still, be constructive.

[Va1entine82]

I have 17 original 1990 ninja turtle figures all boxed up never been opened, i'm so cool! ;)

[M1GreenEagle]

i had the panda one.

ninja turtles fuckin rule

[ANTIcoFilms]

@M1GreenEagle

mmhhhmm

[ironhide2919]

@M1GreenEagle your they FUCKIN RULE THEY KICK ASS THERE BADASS

[Guitfiddlist]

I think the toys were derrived from the carton series. the old series. But they old series didn't reflect the actualy comic. So I can see why playmates would capitalize on these weird version of the turtles.

[Game1ngAssass1n]

you sound like Adam Sessler XD

[roy1996]

Hehehe x-play.

[visceralgristle]

Makes you realize just how little regard these toy companies had for kids back then. Someone actually signed off on Star Trek Ninja Turtles.

I guess Keven and Peter were just too happy rolling in cocaine and hookers to do any quality control.

Clown Turtles? Magician Michelangelo? Yeah, sure, go with it. SNIIIIFF.

[RaphsGirlTMNT]

i thought it was magician Raphael

[Bajsnissse]

@visceralgristle

Actually I think they were pretty frustrated by all this crap. They had to design a whole lot of crap for these companies( but then again, if you don't like it why do it?)

Toy companies STILL have little regard for kids. I mean look at all the toys out there. Transforming star wars characters? Transormers wars? Gimme a break.

[littlesaiyan]

lol these were such bad commercial they should have just had normal turtles with reg weapons or better weapons seriously i got sports one for christmas cause first read the "turtles'' PART THEN IM LIKE SPORTS WTH NO WEAPONS

[Sailorsega]

Wasn't Panda Khan in the comics though?

[D3ADKENNEDY]

Nope. He was his own entity much like Usagi Yojimbo was; brought in as a favor to promote a friends franchise. Truthfully though his own series never flourished, he was only seen in less then 20 issues most of which being short stories from other comics. Never was Panada Khan in any TMNT comics.

[WiiMeister]

Some of the later incarnations of the toys were simply terrible. I guess that's what comes from the show having such a long and successful run.

[clifford303]

I was so ashamed at having actually bought them, that at some point, I think I blasted football leonardo and baseball raphael with my pellet gun.

[ndingo]

saddam dingo lol

[NodDisciple1]

Bleh, I hate clowns! D-X<

[bubblt]

those ninja turtle tits got milked dry.

[makidtrej]

I had the magician raphael and clown michaelangelo, as well as hockey leonardo and the ninja panda. great memories...

[igotthejuicereturns]

Yea, I agree, they went very overrated by making odd creations and including the turtles just for money. I like the first few series of the figures though, but when the halloween and odd dressed turtles came, thats when it sucked ass

[lalo2099]

WTF!!? 1:39

[NkotbJoeyJordanFan]

WTF....''oh man these toys just stink!" that dracula turtle is retarded.

[BluetheTwilight]

Hey, I don't blame them. Even a turtle got to make some money when living in the sewers with electricity and clean water

[funnyface555]

the voice over is hysterical!!!

[bizzyli]

lol I had the pizza thrower but i dont remember those other figures o.O

[ThePerusse]

cut out the AVGN videos already.

[sean1ers]

i had the pizza thrower, the technodrome and almost every important figure. Do you know what that means for a kid. It was like I had a mansion and a ferrari.

[denniHimSelf]

@sean1ers hahaha so TRUE!

[Spiral1287]

LMFAO. Man, I had a lot of these toys, but this "commercial" is still funny

[hanzocloud]

watta crap commercial.. lol

[JoePotato28]

i have almost all of them. i grew up in ze 90s, you see. and i just cant get rid of them!

[Ltwolf27]

Good Times...

[astros0]

haha the bit with the giraffe was hilarious

[nickyshorts]

fags

[GravDiga]

WOW man this is still funny o.x i watched it like 5 times!

[veloriumcaptain]

I think I had all of that growing up plus a bean bag or two and a bowl set. I was loaded with Ninja Turtle swag. It was awesome.

Then my klepto aunt stole and sold it all. Bye amazing childhood

[Starburstnova]

Haha, I'm pretty sure we had the pizza launcher and some of the sports Turtles.

[BIGZ31]

i had a few of these lol, i also had the original old school ones tho

[Chavalierdeon]

those odd turtles were the normal thing at birthdays, that´s why they sold

[iceman2933]

kids are dumb

[Invaderjes]

Hey, Panda Khan wasn't so bad! Um... but... the rest of that nonsense.... let's just say that even at nine years old I never bugged my parents to buy me a farming Turtle.

[IsaIphone]

The friends cousin stole my ninja turtles toy

[TheSnoody]

Lol...my friend had the pizza launcher...we had a lot of fun with that thing!!!

[SonicSnail95]

GIRAFFSKETBALL FTW!!!

i wouldaa gotten those star trek ones tho... its like those chia obamas... you buy em just to laugh at em...

[DyingSoliloquy]

5/5

[IcyB]

Yea, I thought most of them got really stupid...however, i don't see what was bad about Panda Kahn...a cool figure I thought.

Anyhow, they should have made less turtle variations, and more unique characters...I like the fact that you could get characters like Panda Kahn, Genghis Frog, Usagi Yojimbo and make them either fight with or against the turtles.

[yeseg92]

i used to have some of those!! i want em back!!

[azuriteking]

Canadian moose.

Hahahahaaah

[UtterlyMoot]

lol, i had the pizza shooter :$

[F0Xhound009]

I had that pizza launcher lol

[Hypro1122]

gay

[iSpotify]

[1:39] Yup, that's pretty gay.

[ErichoTTA]

I bought everyone of those things!

[freddiefernandez]

these and GI Joes were the greatest god damn toys ever.

[hbk92701]

some of these were cool. I think the last one i got was a firefighter donatello. I always got donatello. But the best ones i think were the movie action figures, especially the foot clan.

[xanos4225]

I had a Surfer Michaelangelo tat I ended up putting in my fish tank. It actually looked kinda cool.

[dancetoenlightenment]

this shit is hilarious

[chestifie]

this guys voice is painful

[DraftMasterJohn]

Agreed. The gimic figures were pretty lame but the Panda guy is just as cool as the rabbit or the three frogs. But if we are to pick on every error in 80's and 90's cartoons and toys... what happened to the Suspension of Disbelief? Some of the stuff is crap but seriously. Next he'll wanna know why Transformers' Soundwave went from a 10' tape deck to a 25 foot tall robot. You know people can't "beam in" like on Star Trek but there really was a Dr. Hisenburge. (spelling)

[geffrod]

that means that he got his point across.

[MrBlurtit]

They had some rally good toys back in 2000, I wonder what happened to them...

[VinnyTheGent]

GIRAFFESKETBALL!

[lokallize]

wouldn't the gulf war turtle die if he's in the desert

[hetepatat]

In the middle of the desert, you find this ninja turtle on his back. If you leave it like it is it will die, but you're not helping it. Why is that?

[Litshttam]

@hetepatat Replicant Turtles, LOL!

[OniGundamSeed]

Farm Turtles the next havest moon >:D

How Mike saved the Goddess ROFL

[idodachachalikagrl]

sadly enough i own most of these.....

[dottorecannelle]

let me have them if u dont want them :D

[MechaBlazeEagle]

I think it was more laziness than lack of ideas why the TMNT figures started becoming lame & outright goofy.

[aspiringbodhisattva]

baskaraffe; giraskettball.. I hate this.

[commentmutant]

WACKY ACTION SHREDDER BEEYOTCHES!!!

[jaystermaple]

LOL!!! this is really good sh*t , 5 stars.

[WoodenkingsMan]

Well, ninjas were often disguised as farmers.. no,no,no.Ninja turtle farmer is a creation of some sick brain with briefcase and tie. @:-P

[Pistola425]

I love the Ninja Turtles but that was fuckin great! LMAO

[ultratone1985]

Some parts of my childhood I wasn't meant to remember.

[intellectualmastadon]

I don't quite remember the commentary on this commercial. Why does he sound like Adam Sessler?

[ryhoyarbie]

This was really funny. But I died laughing at 1:39 the way you had Ralph and Don set up.

[undead797]

holy shhh dude i was checking this out and i totally used to have that bball Donatello, holy cow flashbacks! great stuff