French Onion Soup - My Way

[BlinkinFirefly]

I love how you're choppin up the cheese and theres a huge chunk of the counter already gone from who knows what, LMAO!!!

[papercuts777]

@BlinkinFirefly That counter 'scar' you see can be seen in the Chicken Curry vid. I use a hatchet to cut up the chicken. haha

[BlinkinFirefly]

@papercuts777 lol! well now i definitely need to see that =D

[papercuts777]

@BlinkinFirefly Ya, that was at the old place. What a dump. haha

[BlinkinFirefly]

@BlinkinFirefly glad to hear you've upgraded. XD

[JayyOneill]

Bovril! Haha I No Too Many People Who Drink That Like Its A Cup Of Tea Or Coffee LOOOL

[papercuts777]

@JayyOneill By accident?

[JayyOneill]

@papercuts777 Nope By Choice! LOL They Either Use The Powder Cube Kind Or This Kinda And Just Add Hot Water, Its Tastes Fucking Disgusting! But Each Too There Own, I Stay With Just Putting It In Food LOL

[papercuts777]

@JayyOneill Damn. This is what most restaurants use. except the hi class/posh joints.

[rengya]

the soup was great and fukn simple...if you were payin attention!

[papercuts777]

@rengya Cheers!!

[duckiesv]

why is the lit part of the cigarette blue? is it electric?

[papercuts777]

@duckiesv That is the old 'tar trap' I used. Check the movie Loving and Loathing in LasVegas' haha

[glenn9boi]

I cant figure out who I feel more sorry for, the cheese or the knife!

But seriously, I love how you 'casualize' fancy food.

[papercuts777]

@glenn9boi hahaha

I like that 'casualize' food

[bumbubbler]

It would have been hilarious if you didn't overdo the fucks

[papercuts777]

@bumbubbler I make videos on this channel which Google puts on the net and advertises on them...lots of them!

Don't come waltzing in here and tell me how the fk I should run the show. It works great so far, so fk off!

[bumbubbler]

@papercuts777 I didn't tell you how to run the show, i just said it would have been hilarious if you didn't overdo the fucks.

[papercuts777]

@bumbubbler Fuks ARE part of the show! Quit back peddling.

Go look at Peter Chans vids and go police his language...which makes mine look nursery school talk.

[papercuts777]

@papercuts777 haha Correction, Peter Chao!

[30301500]

@bumbubbler FUCK YOU

[papercuts777]

@IrisAndHerRainbow Oh so! hah

[bananafofana123]

you are somewhat entertaining, but kinda butchering the delicacy of the french soup lol

[papercuts777]

@bananafofana123 The movie series SAW was quite entertaining but he kinda butchered the characters. lol

Sometimes ya gotta kill a bit to get some recognition.

Cheers

[gothicvixen1313]

lol........you're rather amusing........

[papercuts777]

@gothicvixen1313 haha

[YoungArty85]

Good stuff. The finished product looked great.

[rosinasweetheart]

if u thought u will seem funny by using that language that u r wrong you just loook like a MORON

[papercuts777]

@rosinasweetheart Easy hater, easy boy. I have a bone for you to suck on. You go lay in the corner and be good.

[sweetnssssssssssss]

@rosinasweetheart get the fuck out of here u dumb shit

[rengya]

@rosinasweetheart Here allow me rosina.....eh hem! (sorry clear my throat) GO FUCK YOURSELF! You understand that english?

[papercuts777]

@rengya hahahahhahaha

[florifikaj]

man ! what the hell r u doing placing the boll in plate ? you ruined the recipe . oh i c  , maybe you run out of rusted treas .

nice one

[tippyperez]

This is a very professional video

[gerald2003r]

This looks good!

[SouthernDoom666]

good call on the brandy bro!!!

[papercuts777]

@SouthernDoom666 Cheers, buddy!

[bobbystips]

Gotta try me this shit some time.

[papercuts777]

@bobbystips Cheese n onion. Like fish N chips!

Do it up!

[eseereoj]

OMG, you've got such a filthy mouth, but you sure can cook, and you're fucking good-looking... Are you an angry foul-mouth handsome domestic gay man?

[papercuts777]

@eseereoj Domestic? Gay? Shit! I'm an industrial, calls 'em like I sees 'em, hetrosexual, jaw breaking, beer swilling, cooking, smoke machine!

But I go for the occasional salad toss. Message me.

[eseereoj]

@papercuts777 Ah... You're so handsome and attractive anyway. Ciao!

[papercuts777]

@eseereoj Adios!

[johnk437]

"I don't have a cheese grater." That'a cause ya smashed the shit out of it with a caulking gun. Lmao!! Love your vids guy!!! Keep up the good work.

[papercuts777]

@johnk437 You been paying good attention! You see me almost lost an eye when the knife 'flipped' off the counter during the assassination of the grater? hahaha

Cheers!

[alsmed]

papercuts, been watching you for a year or so and you are the fuckin business, burntheleaves had better have a lot of aliases coz i doubt he has a lot of friends. lets hunt him down.

[papercuts777]

@alsmed Thanks for watching. LOL @ 'the business' Never heard that in ages!

Burntheleaves was gonna combat slap me. hahahahahahaha

Then He got KOed in the comment section. When will they learn. hahaha

Cheers!

[BurnTheLeaves]

you can't cook for shit, you're a clown. Wouldn't want your filthy worthless hands touching any food that went into my mouth.

[papercuts777]

@BurnTheLeaves Wouldn't want your filthy worthless hands touching any food that went into my mouth.

I don't recall sending u an invitation?

[BurnTheLeaves]

@papercuts777

come at me bro. Would slap you around like a little bitch. 1 shot bro, 1 combat slap to your tiny head would shake your entire foundation. Have you on the ground convulsing like an infantile retard. Come at me bro.

[papercuts777]

@BurnTheLeaves I'll bury an elbow in ur eye and eat the nose right off ur fuking face!

You in town because I'm having a bad day and kicking some mouthpiece in the testicles and punching in throat would brighten things up...for me.

Dude, I'd be all over u like a bucket of paint. Don't let that cocksucker of a mouth write a cheque your skinny frame can't cash!

Press on, fkstik!

[jeankim90]

LOL!!!!!1 oh man the outtakes are just hilarious

[papercuts777]

@jeankim90 These videos are out takes on my life! hahaha

Cheers!

[intruder369]

Good shit man LOL....

[papercuts777]

@intruder369 It was! Thanks

[Sroek]

farfooshah1, you're a grade A faggot.

[papercuts777]

@Sroek I had him checked out. Grade AAA!

[drjsteinberg]

Hey cuts.....how'd u get that hole in the fuckin marble counter like that?

[papercuts777]

@drjsteinberg Watch the Chicken Curry vid and see how it happened. haha A fuking axe to cut up chicken! haha

[kambelzful]

all i heard was fucking fucking fucking fucking

[papercuts777]

@kambelzful Good. You were paying attention.

[farfooshah1]

@kambelzful so low class .

[farfooshah1]

@papercuts777 no i will Not :)

[farfooshah1]

stop saying bad words

so annoying !!!

[papercuts777]

@farfooshah1 Suck a dik!

[farfooshah1]

@papercuts777 you think this is cool or what ?

[Rarrin9378]

@papercuts777 LMAO!!

[drjsteinberg]

@farfooshah1  what a persian faggot

[Rarrin9378]

@farfooshah1 fuck fuck fuck fuck motherfucking dees fuck fuck fuck shit dick fat mcdees motherfucker

[darksylph669]

i wanted a quick and easy way to make french onion soup for mothers day and i got it! looool

[papercuts777]

@darksylph669 Stole this from an Italian restaurant I worked at.

Cheers!

[greeniepear]

good job! ^^ hahaha

[papercuts777]

@greeniepear We try. Thanks a lot!

[talialittle1]

lol nice vid

[papercuts777]

@talialittle1 Thanks!

[cowandchicken]

where you from the U.P.?

[papercuts777]

@cowandchicken I'm in Canada

[jenzeppelin]

Would you believe I know people who make a packet of Lipton French Onion Soup and call it this dish? The only thing that dry powder shit is good for is on a roast. What you're doing up there is the ONLY way to make French onion soup!

[papercuts777]

@jenzeppelin Yes, I do believe because I saw it. haha

[sethgitte]

keep the good work up man! All fukin class food!

[papercuts777]

Thanks, man!

[gloryp]

I love your way, that's it!!! :P

[papercuts777]

Cheers!

[croula]

funny, he sounds like a trucker

[papercuts777]

That's a 1st! hahaha

[papercuts777]

You play nice or I'll slap your face!

[makwabid69]

I was taught to use a good beer in the stock...is SteamWhistle full bodied enough? Cheers!

[papercuts777]

SteamWhistle*com

[BluSk0rpi0n]

French Onion soup is the best!!!!!

[papercuts777]

Word!

[BurnTheLeaves]

lol i wouldn't want u making my food dogg.

[papercuts777]

And, to be fair, I wouldn't want to cook for you, anyway!

Cheers, champ!

[DarkfairyCT]

Too "fucken" funny!!!

[papercuts777]

Can't let people get bored. I want hatred or laffs. Don't bother me, much, which one.

Thanks!

[presbarkeep]

3:28 LMFAO awesome!!!

[papercuts777]

@presbarkeep I'm being a hotdog. hah

[aremtull]

you remind me of robert dinero,

and that soup looks delicious

[papercuts777]

I don't have anything against him and the soup was good.

Thanks!

[bapebaby1449]

lol this is the best and funniest recipe evfer!

[papercuts777]

One must laugh daily!

[AntonMoscowCity]

That is a real shit hole !

[papercuts777]

Nope. The shithole is where ur tongue can be found, usually, anytime.

[tomastomas11]

haha wow anotonmoscowcity, ur a fag

[MrSmartBob]

LOL! Cheese.

[norsericci]

Hey, I tried your soup it's great and easy to make/

[papercuts777]

Too ez!

Thanks

[boycroatia]

great videos keep up the great work you rock .......

[papercuts777]

Thanks, buddy!

[brewcrew01984]

I can never find beef "concentrate" in the store. I can only get stock which is way thinner than what your using. I'm guessing beef stock is just concentrate with water...right?

[papercuts777]

!00% correct!

[rct5r]

Love your videos Man especially when I'm fucking drunk! like now.

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA

[strfxx]

man been watching alot of your shit lately , it really is FUCKING GOOD, why didnt I find you while i was living on campus all this year, going to have to get drunk and cook all summer at home NOW

[papercuts777]

Ya, i need some promotion!

Glad u like.

Cheers

[MagicMussh]

you cut cheese like a fuckin champ... looks sooooo good!

[papercuts777]

ohyeah

[MagicMussh]

AHHH WATER!>? put some red wine!! :D

[papercuts777]

Will do.

Peace

[boojwahz]

oh, i had to use boullion cubes because i couldnt find concentrated beef stock at the supermarket.

[papercuts777]

I can't taste the diff.

Cheers, bro.

[boojwahz]

i made this the other night, awesome. thanks man.

[papercuts777]

Pretty simple shit.

Peace

[SuperEpicWin]

looks pretty good. but why swear so much? its jsut cooking

[papercuts777]

It was fucking defuckinglisious!

[conn0412]

I bet it was!

[qwertythecomputer]

is there a place where i can get your recipes in print and you should make chili sometime

[papercuts777]

Sorry, there aren't any recipes, to speak of. This was originally going to be in the comedy section but, well...

There is a Chilie con Carne - My Way, posted. I think it's 2 parts. Can't recall.

[mrhiide]

How about trying beef chow mein and noodles :)

[papercuts777]

That one is marked down and ready assembly, in a few days. 3rd ask, for it. I have to make it, now.

Cheers

[mrhiide]

Ive been watchin your vids aswell and i new you had some training. Your description is good and your recipes are good. The practicles are a bit but crap im not sure whetthers its your pissed all the time or just cant be awrsed :P.

I like your recipes ;)

[papercuts777]

I never deny that fact that i've had some formal training in restaurants. I didn't make it to chef because i didn't like baking. Pastries n shit. No, i only drink in these vids, now. Before it was all the time. I need new stuff bad. I'm on it.

Thanks buddy

[tomastomas11]

u are actually the man, looks great

[papercuts777]

Thanks, buddy.

[beergogles]

i've seen all your vids, can't fool me, your fuckin trained from Le Cordon Bleu Culinary Arts. Seen how your cook, handle the knife, know your ingredients and spices. fuckin trained. not a dish washer

[papercuts777]

I've had formal traing. Do you think ide get hammered and boil french fries without a shirt if i was just a fall down fluke? Yes im a chef of all chefs. U cot me.

[papercuts777]

Actually i trained for awhile at the CIA in NY

[Perroquet51]

I'm going to have a contest and first prize is will be a cutting board. I hope you enter because the contest is rigged for you to win.

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Welcome back. Too funny. hahhahahahaha

I'll fix it, watch.

[Perroquet51]

OK, you fix that and I'll fix my keyboard so I don't type "is will" anymore.

[papercuts777]

Excellent recovery. U never fail to impress. =)

[schattenfaust]

best cooking show ever you must be on TV mate!

[papercuts777]

Thanks, much, buddy.

[micz72]

Love it! I'm hooked on these vids now!

[papercuts777]

I wouldn't forget ur face. Ur not new to this shack. Oh, u just got hooked, ok. =)

[micz72]

Yeah quite new to this, the chicken curry recipe was the first I'd ever seen of you, so funny & the recipe ain't bad either!

[papercuts777]

Thanks, so much.

Happy St. Paddys Day

[papercuts777]

Go figure. I'm hooked on booze, now!

haha

[Ctownace]

"Crack some pepper in there"...and remember kiddies...DON'T SKIMP ON THE CRACKED BLACK JACK, DON'T BE A FUCKING BUM!!!! HAHAHAHA

[papercuts777]

Shit, that just read like all my vids sound. haha

[Ctownace]

HAHAHA...no, Bracciole...flank steak beaten thin with a tenderizer...Italian recipe...I figured I'd give you a request that involved beating the fuck out of something...maybe fuck up your counter some more, right next to the curry chicken damage!!!! HAHAHA

[papercuts777]

Oh, my bad. Sure, i'll slam some cow meat around. hahahha Remind me of that one.

[Ctownace]

Hey...how bout building some fucking Bracciole up in that his-ouse for your boy "Ctownace"??? I wanna see another 2 beer chug too....can't get enough of watching my bro tackle that mother fucker, Jack!!! I promise to PAY ATTENTION!!!! haha

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA Did u ask for the cream of broccoli soup?

I'm going to get an official beer pitcher and try a 3 beer pull, today! (try)

It's fucking sunny, today. No chem trails! Pardeeeeeeeeeee

[papercuts777]

Got to drunk, lastnight. I'll try this another day. Like next week!

[mulvihill86]

Of course!!

[papercuts777]

Great. I'll let you buy me a beer. =)

[danhumphrey1]

I'm making this for lunch tomorrow. It looks incredible. But fucking get rid of the COMIC SANS font, please?!

[papercuts777]

What do u suggest i use?

[danhumphrey1]

Let me have a beer and think it over......

BURP!!!

How about Lucida Grande? DRINK HARD!!

[papercuts777]

No such option, champ. The1st 50 vids are in Lucidia sumpin'. I know that font type accounts for 98% of views, so, i'm taking you seriously.

[mulvihill86]

MARRRY ME!!!!!!!!!!! :) <3

[papercuts777]

Do you drink?

hahha

[cynlynj]

MMMMM mmmmm the soup looks so good!! You are a genius in the kitchen!

I don't know how you can eat it right out of the hot oven without it burning your mouth? Another awesome dish:)

[papercuts777]

We do a quick temp. check then hit the camera. An old, cooking show, trick.

Almost like the dish we're making and the same dish that's already been cooked, before hand, switcheroo.

Hope that made sence.

Thanks mucho

[danweiss12]

You are my f**&^% hero. Keep making the videos. You in CA, right?

[papercuts777]

I'm in Canada and you asked for Lobster Newburg, i think. Ya, mon.

Thanks, again, buddy.

[jakluk4]

mmmmmmm!

you are pure magic in that kitchen ;) love the out takes *giggles*

[papercuts777]

mmmmmm kitchen magic.

Thanks, so much.=)

[blozanci]

Oh yeah!

Don't make me run around town looking for some cheese you can't pronounce, keep it simple. I like that!

Soup looks great, I trust you enough on this one to try it on my family.

Keep cookin, keep drinkin and I'll keep watchin.

Request - Some sort of Oriental Stir Fry, preferably spicy!

[papercuts777]

Type the word chicken into my videos. You'll find a couple of stir-frys.

Go with Swiss. It's easier to pronounce that Gruyere.

Thanks, chum

[dennisisms]

To quote the movie Serpico, "You look like an asshole with dentures."

BUT I love the look and LOVE your stuff.

Take good care,

Dennis

[papercuts777]

Nice.

How about Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, from Full Metal Jacket:

"I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!;

Did your parents have any children that lived?;

Sound off like you got a pair!;

You had best unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!" ...

BUT i LOVE your comments.

-Cuts

[nickferrandino]

yo bro, how is that steam whistle beer what beer would you say it tastes like like is it like bud or something and another thing I did not know they really had "DUFF" beer thats a trip

[papercuts777]

The closest i can recall was Labatt's Blue Pilsner. Very close! But Steamwhistle doesn't use GMO's in there product.

The Duff is a novelty can. Had cola in it.

[LeSaMilano]

yummy. Amazing the stuff you make in that kitchenette!

[papercuts777]

Ya, what's left of it. hahaha

Time for the yearly counter renovations

Thank you

[GreatGig1]

That is my 3rd favorite soup! I haven't tried it with Swiss cheese. Usually mozzerella. I'll have to try swiss next time!

Your outtakes crack me up! Well, so do the intakes...hahaha!

[papercuts777]

Ya, that's what i was trying to say was mozzarella. Stretchy cheeses. Should have dug the spoon into the bowl, deep, and got the stringy, money shot. Live n learn.

Swiss is nice. More flavour.

[papercuts777]

By the way...whats ur 1st two favs?

[agirose]

YuM! For extra flavor i add Dijon Mustard to my French Onion soup.. Great job, whats next ??