Batman dissed Wonder Woman

[UltraAnimaniac101]

4. " I'm more of a...cat person

[Xomonuchi]

she got BATZONED :P

[felixduhcat89]

@Xomonuchi That's how it's done. Like a boss :D

[soraandven]

the third reason actually did happen in batman heart of hush one of my personal favorite batman stories

[ikejay]

she basically said by crush the statue i want you batman and no one or nothing is gonna stop me lol

[Kirtzjacob]

Im a rich kid with issues..lots of issues <----hello Bruce...you even met tony stark??

[92ospe11]

@Kirtzjacob I get your point, tough Bruce probably has a bit more issues

[tdimior]

I would have took her offer. Wonder woman finer than new money.

[LADEEJAY123]

which episode is this from??

[xzigzag023x]

0:25

Did they sneak a gay couple in there?

[Remoniq]

@xzigzag023x Or they was just two friends. Never thought of that did you?

[DhrBob]

@xzigzag023x wel the right one is Sups as Clark

[Contevent]

Bruce: When I was younger, women used to throw themselves at my feet all the time.

Terry: What'd you do?

Bruce: I stepped over them.

Terry: Smooth.

Bruce: I thought so.

Batman Beyond.

At least he admit it...

[LADEEJAY123]

I'd crush cement too when you put it that way LOL Go Batman. That's really letting her down easy...but he is right though. He's basically saying "I'm into you, but to save us both the drama, I'll stick to being a joykill.!"

[Ayz23123]

@paydafee

Lmfao

[paydafee]

4. During sex your thighs would shatter my lower body and spinal cord and render me disabled permanently for the rest of my life

[918Anon]

@paydafee hit it from the back...lol

[LogicalResolution]

Reject a date, like a boss!

[scoosfresh12]

He gave that bitch the 1,2 and 3

[hollow5150]

"4: Ur a brolic ass chick..that scares me" XD

[manhuntruler2]

But wonder women is like the strongest women alive. I doubt any of Batman's enemies will capture or kill her.

[shortperson20]

"4. You're a dyke."

[buckwild104]

'im a rich kid with issues, alot of issues" HA!

[akitoandagito5]

Batman: i am a rich kid with issues, lots of issues

Me: you just dissed yourself!

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

@akitoandagito5 Batman's just that badass. Deal with it.

[si2foo]

4. you would break me penis

5. your mother would hate me

6. shouldn't you be a lesbian

[ApostleOfDub]

@si2foo

...how did her mother get pregnant if there are no men on the island.

unless they have an inexhaustible supply of sperm?

[si2foo]

@ApostleOfDub if you go by the lore her mother was never pregnant she was carved out of sand with a little blood from her mother and then brought to life by the wife of zeus

[justiceleaguerocks12]

@si2foo no ur right about the sand hadis carved it with her tahts her father



[teedonster2]

4. you would snap in half. if you get my point

[rustonh316]

he's right bout the first reason, look and lantern and hawkgirl

[MzGeisha]

4. I dont want you. ( I mean hes saying that in The nicest way possible )

[Averysavoy04]

...i kinda hate to say this but when they were talking about "going down there" i was making it a running sex joke

[1Superman4Me]

snicker... i love #2...

[MrBruno4044]

bitch please batman best insult was bitch you better get back in the kitchen and make me a super sandwich

[getsomelead]

well the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, good job Batman...

[itachi12076]

Batman! Y U NO FUCK HER?

[supergrl911]

Did batman say I'm a rich KID with issues???? I thought he said he was a kid until he was 8???? That liar...

[oneupadvanced]

what episode?

[fenderviolin14]

4. I'm Batman

[Sr71birdofprey]

Wonder Woman- what do they want with the rossetta stone?

Batman-Well there gonna hide out in mexico so lets assume they're learning spanish

[RidiculouslyLuis]

I got enough bitches as is.

[K0nnichiwaPrincess]

@hypershadicful "This Little Piggy"

[YanaGator]

4. My heart already belongs to Catwoman.

[mkoo]

4. I must maintain continuity with Batman Beyond

[mongooseunleashed]

Wonderwomen just wants to bang Batman. But c'mon who doesn't?

[RockleonRD]

It kinda looked like wonderwoman won.

[MegaSupergirl45]

@hypershadicful Little Piggy from Justice League Unlimited Season 1

[RAMSES777100]

HE FUCKED HER BUT DATING IS NOT HIS THING....HAHA

[Bloodthr0e]

4- I can't keep it up.

[Bane391]

Best JLA Intro- /watch?v=ggnWB5AbpBo

[Flyersfan6815]

4) I dont want what happened to that gargoyle to happen to my penis

[dansu92833]

Trust me if they really together. I think their kids are most poor thing. Just thinking how your mom spank you and you dad punch you if you did something wrong.

[Hellfire918]

"...2Your a Princess from a society of immortal warriors, I'm a rich kid with issues,lots of issues..." great fucking line!

[blueblaze1211]

4. " I like gargoyles. You just broke one."

[Montesama314]

Hmm, maybe if Wonder Woman was a supervillain, he'd catch Batman's eye. Heck, Talia al Ghul is the daughter of a semi-immortal world-class terrorist, and she had Bruce's child!

[Fatlardigan7]

Batman- "We'll find out soon enough. In the meantime...." Wonder Woman- "I know; patience." Batman- "..... Oh yeah, patience. Yup. I was going to say that. Exactly that."

[smcneal057]

When was the first time Batman tapped Wonder Woman? It was during Justice League Unlimited that is all I know....

[hypershadicful]

what episode is this???

[TaylorSwifts1stfan]

2) I'm a rich kid with issues... Lots of issues. LOL

[corehard2]

i wouldn't give wonder woman up, id plough her 

[Arc13]

Wait, is her powers supposed to prove she could handle herself? Has she forgotten Batman's universe? Joker, an average psychopath with even less capabilities than Batman is fully capable of killing Superman! What freaking chance would she have against his enemies, especially with a pathetic weakness such as being bound up by a man?

[UncleMikeNJ]

To be fair, Batman wasn't dissing her, he was dissing himself.

[Zeruckiven]

Wonder Woman: What use could they possibly have for the Rosetta stone?

Batman: I know I'm supposed to be the detective around here, but do I really need to explain the reason? They obviously want to learn other languages.

[kbm515]

4) im dating a Halle Berry look alike who was being Batwoman sum months ago, on my other days i have Selena Kyle who's Catwoman. Oh and i have Talia who always treated me like a king. Already i named 6 reasons,and you just expect me to tap that when you want? I get pussy out the suit thats why im badass in this suit. <---- batman would be in a fite for his life if he got those words so wiff her lol

[getsomelead]

0:52 Well Bruce the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, way to go baby steps.

[godspeedelijah]

4) I only mess with blonde supermodels and brunette criminals

[cosmicorder2]

Only Batman can turn down WonderWoman

[eskyguard]

So was that two romantic couples or three starting at :25?

[JJHdisney]

4) "If you fuck me too quickly during sex and I can't adjust my dick, it'll snap like a pretzel."

[mrtn3rd]

"im a rich kid with issues.....alot of issues" lmao

[corehard2]

what episode?



[getsomelead]

@corehard2 this little piggy, best episode ever.

[The21Marine]

he could of done both or at least had a small side life, much beter then him at the end of his life in batman beyond where he pretty much is waiting to die alone with his son as batman.

[jocke706]

was it only i hwo first thought that circe in thief disguise was catwoman?

[ZachValkyrie]

4- I'm kind of into bad girls.

Seriously; Catwoman? Talia Al Guhl? Even Cheetah from Injustice For All? Wonder Woman can't hold a candle to those ladies!

[UncleMikeNJ]

@ZachValkyrie Don't forget Jezebel Jet. Wonder Woman wouldn't hold a candle to them, she'd hold their feet to the fire! In a temple on Themiscy... Themysic... Paradise Island.

[Kilox1000]

@ZachValkyrie are you serious? i would rather have wonder woman than fucking cheetah....

[maverickhunterdelta]

@ZachValkyrie - I bet she's ROUGHER than those 3 in bed.... ;x

[iRenz0]

@ZachValkyrie It just occurred to me. With everything Batman said is true...One thing isn't, he has his fun alright..some fun and some ass. And it's always with the "bad girls" because they are his enemies so there is never a relationship there. Batman is a fucking player...and i wish i was him.

[HatterMadigan]

1- I'm Batman

2- I'm Batman

3- Shut the fuck bitch, I'm Batman.

[HatterMadigan]

Batman, professional asshole

[kjn5991]

Iceberg Lounge...... was Batman's plan to ruin Penguins bar once again? :D

[MrRetlav]

"Rich kid with issues.... Lot's of issues..."

Oh lol that line xD

[MrMikethecooler]

Batman: And 4 I'm Batman!

[CalVersion1]

How do you say no to an immortal, hot, super Amazon?

No, really. How DO you say no? Not much you can do to stop her if she wants it bad enough.

[BaddGirl420]

@CalVersion1 I'm not sure why, but your comment reminded me of that joke from Hot Shots....

Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

[luckycandy101]

@CalVersion1 he's batman

[joshuare5768]

@CalVersion1 He's Batman.

[eleonorarondags]

oooo boehoe go crying and i think that wonder women can take care of herself

[idgarad]

One point with both Supes and WW, sex with them could be extremely dangerous... in fact, potentially fatal. No need for graphic details but if their powers are proportional and uniform, Bruce would be risking seriously injury. Someone had done a study on Superman and Lois, I think a WW and Bruce scenario is due.

[MMZERO9]

Can somebody please explain to me why Batman and Wonder Woman would work at all? I mean, from what I understand, Bruce Timm admitted he didn't get Wonder Woman nor did he know what to do with her (Red Flag folks), so instead he made Diana horribly out of character and turned into a Batgroupie, that's not who she is. Plus, if the source material is anything to go by, Diana has sexual tension with Superman than with anybody else. For BM it's Selina/CW.

[theneworleanssaints9]

what ep is this? plz tell!!

[wolfdracoconflict]

@theneworleanssaints9 This Little Piggy

[AbbeyandMaxloveya]

I'm a rich kid with issues lol

[MsCreepyChan]

0:27 he's down there all the time, beating the shit out of Penguin for info.

[theneworleanssaints9]

Which episode is this and plz give a link where I can watch the whole thing thnx(:

[Khafleim]

SHE KILLED THE GARGOYLE WHAT THE TARTARUS

[Afrorednek]

Batman was scared of that superhuman cootie-cat!!!!

[reddog9110]

pfft saved by the bell wonder woman was saved by the bell

[mattDsaNdmAn]

lolol how did he pull the "if my enemies knew i had someone special" crap? its fricken wonder woman for crying out loud

[bigfatcarp93]

@mattDsaNdmAn Her point exactly :P

[uberathlete]

@mattDsaNdmAn well, if a guy like Joker sets his mind to it, he could probably think of something to kill WW. Even without powers, dude is unpredictable and crazy.

[underwater1997]

4:You dress like a slut, and i'm worried I might catch something from you.

[eGADZ321]

@underwater1997

LOLLL!!

[CarmenIF]

Batsie is a spoiled brat with no parents.

[TheAlakai808]

The Rosetta Stone.... The Intergang is looking to pick up another language???? Lol XD

[l2ash]

@TheAlakai808

lol

There is another Rosetta Stone that was made by the Egyptian's if my memory serves me right, It's just a rock from 2,000 years ago.

[rageingshenron]

Shutdown by the batman, he'll naaaa.... batman is just awesome like that, WHAT EPISODE OF JUSTICE LEAGUE IS THIS

[roguej15]

He didn't say 4) Catwoman and Talia al Ghul take up too much of his time as it is

[horror165]

whats this show called

[badfoody]

In short Batman said, Let's just have sex

[AggroVolken]

Wonder Woman should at least give him credit for two things:

1) He got the hints that she threw at him that most other guys tend to over-look

2) He was honest and...kind of let her down easy

[CETY96]

at fist i thought the chick in black was catwoman. things would have gotten bad if that happened

[G2teA2teB2]

Yo wonder woman want that Dick son,

[erzan]

Which translated in Batman would love to date Wonder Woman. But... SHIT WOULD GO DOWN!

[moparu]

In the the next scene batman has wonder women bent over a dumpster, eating her ass out! god bless the WB

[david2000magic]

having some "fun". i think i know what she is reffering to

[TheEnderman101]

number 4: your probably a chick with a dick

[criceto]

Wonder woman has a much more dense tissue of a human being..no way batman can have sex with her

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

@criceto

He's batman.

Nothing will stand in his way of tapping that ass.....i mean vengeance

[criceto]

@Skeletonwitharaygun he may use a bionic condom ( otherwise would be like fuck an hole in the wall) with an elettric charge..seriously, WW has the consistence of a rock, only a strong super human could have sex with her. A passionate kiss would split a skull in pieces

[TheSiren0011]

I'm a rich kid with a lot of issues! Lol

[Boomstick898]

Yeah Bruce has the tough life of being Batman since he cannot escape his identity and live a "normal" life.

[RacistWhiteShark]

Batman: and 5 I'm batman I can have more than one bitch!!

[TheBuckeyeGuy29]

Batman: your an immortal amazonian princess and I'm a rich kid with issues, a lot of issues. Lol!

[canadiancation]

Batman: 4 - I only date my female villains

[Ben82077]

Batman: and 4: I don't want to go out with you.

[kenundying]

Next?

I'm The Goddamn Batman.

[aseqwh]

4 i'm batman

[IAmNotYourBuddy]

Catwoman: Oh hey Bruce I was just in the area.... who's that?

Batman: ....I am Batman

[TheDarkKnight557]

What episode is this



[MrAmerica1995]

240p, we meet again.

[naruhinafan274]

"They woulsn't rest until they've gotten to me through her". Gee, Batman, who the fuck would want to mess with a woman who could literally tear them in half?

[GJMan666]

@naruhinafan274

Bane, Grundy, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Killer Croc, The Scarecrow, Ra's al Ghul, Clayface to name a VERY select few :D

Batman. Nananananananananana.

[HypsterBitch]

@naruhinafan274 The Joker might be into that.

[krushhhh]

Batman got 99 issues but a chick aint one.

[Blackhoundrise]

@krushhhh geez where did you get that line? i haerd a thousand times while working with some shitty sales nut jobs. "...i got 99 issues but my pitch aint one of them..." aaaaaaagh!!!!!!

[HateTheZero]

@Blackhoundrise 99 problems by jay-z

[Crater7k]

Did Wonder Woman just throw herself at Batman and he turned her down?

How can you turn down Wonder Woman >.>

[Dreamerx47]

@Crater7k

he has catwoman

or pus.....no wait in not going there

[TheRuneTail]

@Dreamerx47

and Zatrana the sorceress and...hell so many other women that i cant count it on my both of my hands.

[ru2118]

@TheRuneTail

Chicks dig bad boys.

[lotorres2090]

@Crater7k he knows all about did you most of his original team was broken because of nightwing(Dick Grayson) for having a relationship Batgirl(Barbara Gordon) he try but after so much for Dick being in Batman's shadow for so long that he moved to another city being in the original Batman series in the 3rd season after brutal accident with Tim Drake the second robin Dick's Replacement for the orginal back then

[Goldhead05]

@Crater7k Batman only love the Bat car. Lol

[BalmungSama0]

@Crater7k My answer: Look at what he made the Robins wear.

[KPUMASexysause]

@Crater7k because hes the goddamn Batman

[DemonofHell48]

4. one word: catwomen

[roman11777]

4. Beacuse I'm batman.

[jmerridew124]

I'm a rich kid with issues. For instance, MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

[Curseddemonsasukez]

@jmerridew124 and he is man dressing like a BAT he still kick ass and fucken unbeatable but like he said he a rich kid with issues...LOTS of issues

[djmonkeyleaderz]

He has some problem, man

[Mtotheissle]

batman would destroy that ass

[mindsoulbody]

@Mtotheissle batman doesn't need his dick to make her scream. His finger alone would do the trick. yeah, batman is THAT awasome. :D

[ipekatomang]

@mindsoulbody and his manly voice shivers whoever her...

[234blogger]

Thank you Batman

[prozenmage]

wonder woman's a horny chick

[JadenAlexis]

@Charliettie "...but I'm also a badass" :)

[TwistedShadow115]

I, personally, think Wonder Woman is a tease. They'll never end up together, and I really don't like this couple. But I like Wonder Woman as a individual person. I'ma batcat fan girl -3.

[omgwtfbbq34]

He makes some pretty fucking good points, WW is just butthurt

[SoulTroll06]

the was a cute little speach and all (lots of great points), but its also a good way to get your ass kicked by a girl.

[StephonST]

What assholes.. villains cant even learn new languages now?

[Zaknafiein]

It's funny how a guy invents a female character and other guys then watch this female character and then call all women dumb because of this character

[bobbysnobby]

@Zaknafiein my brain is so full of fuck.... What on earth are you trying to say.

[Zaknafiein]

@bobbysnobby When women in a show or a comic acts stupid, men watch this show and think "women are stupid", but those characters were made up by men. That's how that man made those female characters.

[bobbysnobby]

@Zaknafiein very well put sir. I would extend that by saying perception defines reality. If you think about it a lot of advancements in technology were inspired by science fiction writers, years after these pieces of fiction are written brilliant engineers try to make them reality.

[Zaknafiein]

@bobbysnobby Which is the reason why I think these people seeing women in this way is a problem. Little girls grow up on these shows too. Look at how "cool" batman looks in this video compared to wonder woman. No female superhero is as cool as him. I don't know why men wouldn't want that too, especially if they have daughters of their own.

[bobbysnobby]

@Zaknafiein You seem to come into this with a bias, and you gotta take things into perspective. Firstly wonder woman in this scene is displaying both aspects of a feminine super hero you gotta keep in mind what makes men and women different is not just our anatomy and so the challenge for Comic book creators is to balance those feminine aspects with a fierce and iconicly masculine persona. To deny those feminine aspects is not fair and ill explain why, competitive pole dancers behave nothing

[bobbysnobby]

@Zaknafiein like one would expect its clearly a competition they are clothed the whole time its not a strip tease and for them its about being very fit and strong and displaying it with amazing feats of strength, while doing that they are also balancing it with their feminine body, charm, and sexual appeal to them its not about denying one while taking the other, its about both. Plus i can name you dozens of female characters who are more interesting than the male leads.

[bobbysnobby]

@Zaknafiein Mononoke from princess mononoke, Motoko Kusanagi from ghost in the shell, Riza Hawkeye from FMA, Rin from Rin, Canaan is one of my favorite animes and has a nearly complete female cast in which sex appeal is only touched on in a few scenes ridiculing "Service anime's" use of such scenes, Eve from Genesis so on and so on, the list continues. Thats not even including powerful & compelling female characters who dont overshadow thier male lead. Tons more examples but you get the idea.