"The Blind Date" from Man Stroke Woman

[andisg]

we had this joke back in 80s in the USSR

[Gazmus]

Anyone got the other blind date clip with them? Where he opens the restaurant door, lets her walk in and then legs it :) That guy is awesome.

[MiszP2010]

haha see now i feel bad! sorry i didn't see that this was an ongoing joke and your comment caught me at a bad time! no hard feelings haha we just all love man stroke woman!

[Israelsvictory1]

Aaahahahaha. Yeah what that guy said, who was at the door ;)

[onamish]

I wonder who was at the door.

[OneHappyAzn]

Lmao the comments below me prove exactly how incredibly smart people are on you tube on youtube.....

[AlphaRex1000]

this isnt funny at all, and why cut it before he lets them in?

[hypnotic26]

@AlphaRex1000 Are u serious?

[Leniciso]

@AlphaRex1000 Are you stupid?

[MiszP2010]

@AlphaRex1000 are you having a laugh? the whole joke was that she knocked on wood hoping that this time her date wouldn't be stupid like her past dates, and he thought her knocking on the table was someone knocking at the door which was meant to show that he, like her past blind dates, was stupid.

[AlphaRex1000]

@MiszP2010 i dont think you get the joke, she's upset because their date has been disturbed by someone at the door..............

[MiszP2010]

@AlphaRex1000 no.. i dont think YOU get the joke. that isn't it AT ALL she says 'all the guys i've been out with have been really STUPID..touch wood' then she KNOCKS ON THE WOOD OF THE TABLE with her fist (its a superstitious thing, dont know if other people outside of britain do it, evidently not seeing as how few people understand the joke, google it)

but when she knocks on the wood, her date is stupid enough to think that there is someone at the door. i.e. he is stupid like her past dates.

[AlphaRex1000]

@MiszP2010 i think you're very kind to take time out to explain this so well and i'm starting to feel guilty now because i was just going along with the joke, a cruel trick because it's so easy to do here on youtube.

[janejay1985]

who was at the door?? his real girlfriend i bet !

[MRLUKEYB91]

IDIOTS! TOUCH WOOD MEANS DON'T JYNX IT AN WHEN SHE KNOCKED ON THE TABLE IT SOUNDED LIKE THE FRONT DOOR SO HE WENT TO GO AN ANSWER IT!

[truemind]

@MRLUKEYB91 ...but who was at the door? Did the clip cut before the punchline?

[Doodle1Bean]

I've been on dates like that!

[JJFZ3000]

LOL joke is sooo easy

"wood" means PEN|S so he ran away when she wanted to touch his wood

LOL

[Choo69]

@JJFZ3000 -facepalm-

either you're stupid or troll

[theralucasaccount]

omg, really? :)))

[buckyafitch]

lol

[LimitlessPK]

hah whts there not to get. Its a simple joke!

[Ryanrulz7387]

Why did he get up....i dont get it.

[danielnator]

@Ryanrulz7387 Good one! Oh wait...

[MisterTwoPiece]

@Ryanrulz7387 - are you serious? lol

[jakerawr101]

@MisterTwoPiece someone was at the door right? haha

[svenswart]

Oops! She could have done better.

[zededz]

el oh el

[toepunt10]

Anyone who doesn't understand this should be culled to prevent them from passing their stupid ass genes on to their children and contributing to the downfall of society...

[FionanLynch]

yay i got it! now i dont have to die

[ncfwhitetigress]

agreed

[BadNeighbour]

Anyone who is concerned about the decay of society to a point of wanting to "cull" people should be culled to prevent the decay of society.

[KingOfTheShrews]

@BadNeighbour

A policy which would result in you being culled, given that you yourself have advocated culling to prevent the decay of society.

[Viper718xx]

@toepunt10 Hahaha, I think this sketch was made to make stupid people confused :)

Best sketch ever.

[hypnotic26]

@toepunt10 Ur comment KICKS ASS! And yes I agree along with 41 others!

[gameflamer]

she bangs on the table and says touch wood after saying the last few men she went out with were stupid and he thinks the bang she made on the table was the door

[PretzelLogic]

daylight robbery of a joke in a (it has to be said terrible) Peter Sellers film called 2soft beds hard battles"

[Zukuta]

so that would be the door

[gastardo]

I still cant understand what the guy says.

[Sam65490]

He says "Sorry that'll be the door"

[norhafizi]

he's stupid

[oiyoustfuplz]

wow i only just discovered this show last night, its hilarious! i dunno why they don't air it here in australia :(

[kilkennycream]

It aired in Australia a while ago on the ABC, or was it on SBS?

[odbeat]

why she banging on the table? And where the door bell!!???

[romeosdistress]

knock on wood,

meaning in this case 'let's not jinx it'

which he thought was someone knocking on the door

not hard

[odbeat]

Thanks Romeo for clearing that up! but it must be hard or how it make a sound like a wood!!??

[ethyricalgirl]

wow... if you're serious and not just trying to be funny I'm flabbergasted! you appear to be dumber than the guy in the sketch!!!!

[odbeat]

Steady there mate - I've been on my fair share of blind dates

[Waxthumper]

Just leave Youtube, it's not for you.

[odbeat]

Hey buddy - sorry I flared you up. I really hope things turn out ok for you. Just hang in there and you'll be ok.

[Waxthumper]

Close your account and go back to your whittling, it's for the best... leave all your confusion behind.

[odbeat]

Hey Waxy >> Just to clarify/I'm quite curious, what do you mean by Whittling in that context (don't worry I wont be offended - as you can imagine I've had just about everything they could say to me on Youtube)

[intbn]

LOL

[tinymouse2]

Watched this 4 times

Really cheered up my day :P

[HarryzjEEE]

Oh the irony of people commenting on this.

[TonisAndreasHallaste]

Funny how the joke is about stupidity and no-one gets it.

[gryphonkeen]

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!! its hilarious!

[undocumentedspot]

hilarious

[paddlesh]

Thats ne of my friends alright.

[SthTyroneMan]

sheer genius :)

[CraigyBaby8]

brilliant

[SirSkillalot]

That sketch works so much better because he looks like one of the chuckle brothers! Barry would be proud!

[Tozdel]

funny how sayings vary from place to place, in america the term is knock on wood.

[scobyknife2]

thatll be the door

[Lickmytoe]

Hahaha

amazing.

[woooooobatteries]

Hahaha.

Reminds me of the russian joke.

[cezar212120]

dude shooww me what rusian joke :)

[woooooobatteries]

-An elderly couple were sitting at the table arguing about how much more stupid the other was. Eventually, the insults become too personal.

"You're retarded and can't cook!" remarks the old man. Shocked, the old woman yells obscenities at him and lowers her head to a hover above the table, knocking on it. "IS ANYBODY HOME IN THERE, OLD MAN?"

The man looks up and yells, "be there in a second!" and then says to his wife, "wait here you stupid good-for-nothing hag, somebody's at the door."-

[cezar212120]

LMfao =]

[BillyHub]

I don't get it!!

[woooooobatteries]

Well, the woman knocks on the table to signify knocking on his head... thus insulting him, implying his head is hollow. The man, claiming that the woman is very stupid, ACTUALLY THINKS SOMEBODY IS AT THE DOOR, thus proving that he is actually more stupid.

[BillyHub]

Oh now I get it. I promise never to laugh at stupid people again.

[ungentlegentleman]

yeah you really shouldnt laugh at yourself

[Praktical]

no, you observer reading twat, she knocks to "signify" touching wood.

[EKZzor]

that's what i meant you fucking faggot

[Praktical]

Hahahaha. Two months old that comment was. No rush to reply to this one! :L

[EKZzor]

probably because I wasnt notified because you don't know how to reply to comments properly, dumpy

[Praktical]

Actually now that I think of it, it wasn't actually directed at you. It was directed at woooobatteries. I'm on your side you doof.

[EKZzor]

woooobatteries she doesnt knock on the table to signify anything, "touch wood" is an english superstition people do after they say something they hope is true

[woooooobatteries]

"Touch wood" is not related to that joke.

[EKZzor]

yes it is, watch it again

[Tmx91]

lol, some poeple can be really thick, it's not hard to grasp...

[EKZzor]

who do you mean?

[maxwellmovies]

oh my god, how ???

[OneHappyAzn]

@EKZzor its not just an english superstition. not hope is true to not jinx what they said.... plz get facts right alot of people on youtube are quite dense.

[angelus0695]

That was brilliant. Touch wood they keep em coming.

[angelus0695]

Sorry that was the door

[cezar212120]

Good. Thats so good.

[mrernie]

You did NOT just reply to your own comment to make a joke? Oh dearrrrrrrr

[Iwanttopaintitblack]

LOL sorry that'll be the door

[LtShock]

AHAHAHA Brilliant

[rocksalvation]

hoho haha wah we wah

[Deanocfc]

brilliant lol

[MiauZi69]

could you write down the first 2 sentences ... i cant understand the dialect. pls...

[monkeymagic544576]

I'm really glad lisa set us up together

me too

I normally hate it when freinds play you off with complete strangers

[JRedmond1212]

Er, it's "Pair you off with complete strangers.", not play.

[monkeymagic544576]

close enough, they both mean the same thing to me.

[monkeymagic544576]

At least my first comment was trying to help another person, rather than just slagging somebody of for getting one word mixed up. Don't expect me to join in on your childish comments.

[ABadFeeling]

Although you did it a bit unfriendly, pointing the mistake out was fine.

But why call him a retard? That was completely unneccesary and nowhere near true.

And people make mistakes, that's life, you've made some too.

[SeraphimProject009]

You're absolutely right, ABadFeeling; everyone makes mistakes. Just like when his father didn't pull out. :)

Me: +1, Unreasonable Jerk: 0

[LegoLandVideos]

LMAO

[howvince]

WTF!? HAHAHA!!! ;P

[rockman2010zz]

hmhmhmhmhmhmmm donno wat to say

[KiloHoplite]

hysterical

[surfsunadam]

haha this show is SO great.

[natakalt]

hahhahaha great vid