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  • DAM!!!! ..... I shit my pants just watching...

  • ...lol! or if he sneezed!

  • Imagine if his phone started ringing.. XD

  • change of underwear required please

  • near death experience

  • That camera man should not be Lion Family territory. Fuckin Idiot calling to get his spine penetrated!

  • That was cool... I thought that guy was a statue till he smiled lol well done. Dont know why she took more interest in your bag though

  • Well this much better than watching that stupid news about a some 3 year old faggot girl staring off a depressed zoo lion.

  • is that Chuck Norris Jr?

  • Jurassic Park taughts us something: "She can't see you if you don't move."

  • I want to stand by a lion now! SKIP PLANKING!!!!

  • @JAltoro07

    YEAH!!!! Great idea!!!!

    We'll call it .... euuuhhhmm, LionRoulette!!

  • And this is why nature documentary cameramen get paid so much

  • three weeks with no toilet, no stool, with his ass locked up in fear ... as they play in Brazil ... lol ... Congratulations for the calm!

  • Ball of steel

  • 1:23 sup

  • fuck even i was shitting my self lol

  • I was holding my breath like, that was gonna make her not attack. Dude, you should get some kind of award for that isht.

  • That man has Some Big Balls

  • @asskickerdom and a very small dick.

  • i think the camera really looks like gun

  • Lion: I am just looking for unwanted materials making sure you dont have anything that can be used as a weapon.... Looks good to me. You are free to go.... Next!

  • Wow lucky sob !

  • Son of a bitch! That's all I have to say! Fucken guy did what he had to do that smile at the end was priceless

  • yeah that guy was on his last breath for sure

  • in his head when the lion is leaving

    Cameraman: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • cold blood brave heart

  • beep bep beep click click: piss alert.

  • I have heard that if you're riding in a vehicle, the wildlife pretty much ignore you, and that it's not until you separate yourself from the vehicle that they recognize you as a potential meal.

  • Holy s**t.

  • I would have needed a change of underwear after that.

  • motherfucker shit his pants.

  • Don't move! it can't see you if you don't move! - Jurassic park

    Guess it works on Lions too ><

  • Trying to feed the lions....and failing.

  • That guy doesn't have hair on his balls because hair doesn't grow on steel.

  • @jlinteris

    lol

    god i love top comments. really weeds out the weaker ones

  • funny how some people are fighting over what they think they know about the lioness how does anyone know what she was thinking....really?? just watch the damn video

  • @spyro476

    The lioness was thinking: Have you seen my smartpone?

    Hullo? ... Huuuullloooo?

    Ah, maybe i left it at Rafikis tree.

  • sooo lions can't see you if ur not moving..got it...

  • And I wonder if one was communicating to the rest that he was a human, or to check it out, or to not attack, or just.. talking to God.

  • Wow, that's just incredible. I'm curious though: would the lion have known that he was a human and not just anorther potential prey, but much smaller than a wildabeast, and if so would that have played into her choice to just be so standoffish before such an easy prey??

  • man you either have steel balls or no fucking brains!!!!

  • Piscando em baixo sem piscar em cima!!!!  kkkkkkkkk........

  • that was stupid!!!

  • Zazu needs to shut the hell up before Nala eats him.

  • lion: "don't look at me, bro."

    man: "not looking!"

    lion checks man, then walks away. all is well, again.

  • it was more like this, if you think your going to die get it on video

  • lion comes, man dont move, lion thinks, man dont move, lion go away, man dont move, man move head, lion stops, man dont move, lion comes back, man dont move, lion thinks again, man dont move, lion walks in front of the man, man dont move, lion smells on that man, man dont move, lion thinks agin, man dont move, lion dont know the taste of smell, man dont move, lion goes away, man dont move, lion stops a last time, man dont move, lion thinks the last time, man dont move, lion has passed. OMG!!!!

  • nice jock

  • Now get back in the car and drive away...

  • 1:38 that's about the most genuine smile you'll see anywhere!

  • we needed some drama there, a cell phone or a fart.

  • Cameraman: Hey dude, watch this. . .

    Lion: Hold up. . .what tha fu#@? I know damn well I don't see what I think I see.. .

    Cameraman: Oh shit. . .what did I do (as the peanuts are dribbling down his leg)

    Lion: Ok, ima give this lil dumb ass dude a chance, and ima walk away, and if his ass is there when I get back. . .game over.

    Cameraman: Man, let's get the HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!

  • can anyone say balls of steel?

  • @lucasvandam. I haven't laughed so damn hard from reading words in my life!

  • lions didnt attack cause the dude was pissing in is pants ma very strong smell of urine.lions aint down with urine.lol

  • cool

  • damn ! wat is his cell phone just went RIng Ring!!!

  • Lol i keep watching this video over and over and that lioness never wanted to attack him she's just cool :)

  • Lol!

  • iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ih ih ih ih iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiikitikitikiti

  • is he filming wth his eyes?

  • im gonna go to africa, get a shotgun, and kill that fucking bird

  • @gregm2476 he he,, u r so funny,,,

  • @gregm2476 i agree with you. if i'm not mistaken, it's a guineafowl, we have them at the zoo i work, drives you crazy

  • @gregm2476 hahaha :)

  • don't move don't move don't move.whew

  • at 1:18 i am shitting my pants for you....

  • Here's your sign.

  • Stay in the fucking car.

    

  • good man, use the camera to cover your nads.

  • pretty simple you pricks: lions arent ravenous man-eatign beasts. he wasnt food, and he didnt pose a threat. he was simply being investigated

  • @pizzamom555 im sorry but you are an idiot. lions are no evil monsters that need to get exterminated but that doesnt mean they're no killers either. look at them. they are natural born killers, they have big ass claws and carnine teeth and a healthy killer instinct. they are born to kill. how about you get your stupid ass out there among lions, crawling on the ground on your stomach so the lions dont feel threatened. you'll be fine right? nothings gonna happen to you. what you wont?of course not

  • @toomanyfires actually i will you fat fuckin american bitch. learn some god damn shit outside your 80 year old priests bigoted speech fat swine.

  • @pizzamom555 lmao

  • @toomanyfires I think you are wrong. Lions only kill to eat and if they feel threatened because for example there is such little food. that is why they kill other predators because of the competition between them of food. Also they kill because they they feel threatened.

  • @slb12345vrs fine. then go to africa and to what i suggested to that other person to do. or find a zoo in your country anc climb over a fence into the lions pen. nothing will happen to you. they're well fed and used to humans so they wont perceive you as threatening. good luck. moron. and i dont say that to insult you my friend. i say that because i honestly think you are stupid. please take no offense. have a nice gay.

  • he was dead still but still how didnt he get eaten

  • I love reading all of the coments on here. Very funny guys. Love it. 

  • Note: If any moron comments with "HE SHOULD'VE RAN!!!!1111oneoneone," then it's easy to spot who would get killed if confronted by lion XD

  • DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

  • What the hell is he standing there and watching, get in the car.

    Lucky the lion wasn't hungry.

  • they want beer

    

  • It would be funny if she stole his bag and ran off

  • she didnt eat because she had justin bieber last night!

  • @emwinslimshady What the fuck does that even mean?

  • How did you not shit your pants??

  • I held my breath from 1:18 till 1:35.. so intense

  • i love how he smiles as soon as its gone. lol but that lion wouldnt have done anything anyways

  • Fuqq outta here. You know his asshole was whisltin! Snot bubbles and everything. He almost collapsed at 1:17 when it turned around.

  • ''That's it, turn around, juuuust keep walking......ATCHOOO!! Ahh shit... ''

  • the lion's like ''who the hell is this guy??''

  • DIdn't the cameraman see they was having a deep conversation?

  • Cameraman is a fucking stupid lucky piece of shit

  • Lion deffinetly knows camera man is a human, otherwise lioness could have smelled him as well.

    Looks like these lions are used to human presence in the jeeps.

    lion was checking the strange object(the bag), thought something edible.

    Before checking the bag, she looks at human face, then she tries to sniff it.

    Good thing was, lioness was not agressive, and she is smart.

    why the heck, the person got down from the jeep? when lions are soo close.

  • he froze, that's what saved him!

  • SHIT

  • You can see the lions brain working ? "what the hell is that thing??"

  • daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm

    

  • The lion didn't attack because of the strong smell of shit in his pants.

  • @ lucasvandam its most likely another cameraman

  • if THATS the camera man..., then WHO THE HELL IS FILMING O_o

  • @lucasvandam , The Lion...

  • @lucasvandam one of the other lions, and this is the adventures of david lionborough

  • @lucasvandam camception

  • @lucasvandam Probably someone at a safe distance filming with zoom.

  • @lucasvandam Filmception......BUAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAWM!!!!

  • @lucasvandam the back-up cameraman.

  • @lucasvandam

    BAAAAAWWWW (inception music)

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  • @lucasvandam

    Another camera man.

  • @lucasvandam A sneaky Hyena

  • @lucasvandam

    Nature photographer usually have more than one cameraman, like nat geo, discovery and other like shows.

  • hahah

  • Wow this man is braaaave !! Fuck that fuckn bird in the backround is so fuckn annoying man

  • THIS IS NOT DANGEROUS.

  • if you stand still, they cant see you......this is probably the first time that is correct.

  • @TheDudeFrom0Z ofcourse they can see you even if you stand still but quick movements show a sense of danger to animals they would always react to quick movements.

  • Balls of steel

  • dude was so scared that he couldn't move

  • they turned the camera off of him because he had a mental break down after the lions left

  • lucky man

  • Maybe he is happy that he is alive and that he get to be so close to a lioness where he can just pet it

    ...I think it would be scary yet a wonderful moment

  • Animals only attack when provoke or cornered. If you just stand still the animal will probably just check you out and go on their way.

  • At that moment when the Lion inspects the luggage, no one in the world could predict what might happen so why put yourself in such a situation. And then he laughs when he just came within an inch of loosing his life. I don't get it.

  • Simple...the Lioness mistook him for Chuck Norris!

  • @HerbertKojetin hahahahaha

  • fuk dat

  • Lions only kill when they are hungry.

  • @deshar Not necessarily they hunt when they are hungry but they can attack you if provoked or feel they are in danger

  • I REPRESENT THE OTHER LIONS-WE DECROWNED THIS BITCH.

  • cause an uproar

  • OMG! one wrong move and he could've been fucked! THAT WAS FUCKING CLOSE MAN! SRSLY! WTF?!!

  • I thought the lioness was gonna piss on his leg.

  • that was intense

  • The shit smell of his pants send the lion away

  • LIONS ARE HARMLESS YOU CAN HUG THEM LIKE YOU HUG YOUR FAMILY.

  • @DeepSetEyesDance Harmless? you r fukin dumbass

  • @hunterloon THE TRUTH IS UNQUESTIONABLE/UNDENIABLE.PLEA­SE DON'T QUESTION IT.

  • @DeepSetEyesDance stop tryin to act smart u smart ass.....

  • @DeepSetEyesDance Until they rip you to bits!

  • @HDv1de0 ONLY MAYBE,THAT'S WHY I TRAIN KARATE-YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE LION DOESN'T OVERPOWER YOU.

  • @DeepSetEyesDance Your full of crap. Just quit comment on this.

  • that guy needs to change his underwear lolol

  • oh we missed you 240p

  • I think the lion thought he was part of the car. lool.

  • see him smile at 1:38!!!!

  • Some say he's still wiping himself

  • Ya gotta love the relief on his face when the cat walks on! : )

  • either that was my belly growling or i heard that man farting.

  • Hes not gonig to be eattin.... I know someone who said people walk by lions everyday in places from africa, and the lions are so use to seeing people. anyways there not savage killers...

  • I was going to say that too , " now you can go change your pants LOL

  • is dat bird laughin??

  • huge fuckin nutz of steel

    he was even smiling afterwards

  • you have gotta have a lot of balls o.O

  • That lioness is beautiful

  • If you could have shoved a lump of coal in his ass you'd have a fuckin diamond

  • he pissed his pants

  • i smell his shit from italy

  • @lestat2788 impressive!! 

  • the bird on the background sucks d1ck

  • "Belialarch..."" you make me laught man Hahahaaa!!

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  • he's got bigger balls than i ever will

  • white people love playing with their lives but when they see their lives passing away before them, they be wanting to take it all back then. Funny how others don't learn from others mistakes too.

  • braveheart

  • i bet he was thinking 'i wish that bird would shut the fuck up'

  • WTF, which dumbass would go take pictures of lions, when their car doesnt even have doors

  • i would shit my pants lol

  • he's pissed his pants

  • if that was the camera man who was filming this

  • Ilove it when the lion walks away..he smiles lol with joy

  • Just hangin out

  • Just chillen

  • trust me lions know who and what we are. humans are no fucking joke and they know that. A predator looks at things through "Risk assesment" if it can get hurt than its not worth it. Unless they are starving.