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  • 2 many dam commercials

  • Why would you walk in circles to spray lighter fluid on the clothing... Answer is that you wouldn't.

  • What's also touching, at the end where "G" and his wife are talking again in the last version of the universes he made, it strikes me as a great subtle dimension (not a pun!) to the exchange where he's dealing with guilt and low self-esteem, and it's one of his creations again that are pulling him out of it with her love and praise. Is God like that? I don't know if I'd think God were found like that would I be able to not wanna give him a hug forever. You know? Weird.

  • The most touching part is when his own creation must explain who he is to himself. It seems weird, reverse logic, but...there is immense love that you can feel like an invisible energy wave between them, unbreakable and everlasting.

  • im lost :/ 

  • Me 2

  • Is that all there is?

  • @elijahsroom Maybe... but it's enough.

  • This isn't the most complicated narrative in the world. I like how they said they were writing "The Knowing" for idiots and then we become the idiots in the end. It's a lot like life.

  • So this is what crack does to you Huh?................ Well, looks like I know what i'm going to be doing for the rest of my life :D

  • OK, Now I don't feel so bad about likiing Napoleon Dynamite. This movie really bites bugs, and now Napoleon is a super hero. Sorry...can't figure out how many more ways to say this movie is just plain stupid.

  • i like Ryan Put Like Wow A wast Of My Time Kind Of Movie. ;(

  • Watch it then take about a week break and watch it again. You get a whole new perspective and you see things that you may have missed or that you didnt understand the first time. It was confusing the first time i saw it too but the second time through really did help:)

  • I don't think we are supposed to get it. It's more of a movie to make you think. BRAVO

  • @iseeyou071 I get it.

  • The movie was funny, I liked how they spoke of 7's as humans, he was like dead, or playing like he was dead. Crazy how at the end, they still hadn't made a real point, just a bunch of shaky moments.

  • i didnt get it.. if he was God why hurt people?

  • @tonhogg1 Read the old testament sometime, God kinda kills off like hundreds of thousands. Egypt, Sodom/Gommorah, the ten thousand dudes samson killed (Possible character), you get the idea. Also, since he created all of creation (as we perceive it) including Death, he is both responsible for all Life and all Death, thus Billions.

  • Such a trippy movie

  • OMG the part where he crosses the line LMAO

  • They sayin its a Sims game he cant stop playing cause hes addicted an he has 3 different characters in the game that directly effect each other. thats where the "9" comes in cause he's the "player" & the other ones are "7" because they're "bots". Then apparently the other "9" is playing in his game to talk him into quitting the game (yay visit your friends Sim Town lol) and the end shows a bunch of Sims games in space, saying the universe is a bunch of Sims games put together? sound about right?

  • @MilS24093A That is right, but it is much deeper in meaning than that... Or I am crazy

  • @MilS24093A Lulz, I hope that was a joke. Though, you did find the right idea to the movie, it's just applied wrong :]

  • Kinda weird, but i think i got the movie......very different!!!!

  • This movie is brilliant and I've loved it since it's release.

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  • wait...what now?

  • Not even halfway through the movie yet and it's already one of those "WTF?!" type of movies! I'm liking it so far!

  • wow

    

  • I dont get it....

  • this movie is a complete mind fuck to the infinite power

  • i didnt get it. dnt understand it ither

  • @rambolio77 that's not surprising based on your spelling... lol

  • good movie :)

  • This is a realygood movie that make you think. He is essentially addicted to the world(s) he has created and he has an anchar and that anchor is malissa mccarthy's charactors. Which in turn are not good.because when he leaves that world its destroyed and he hase to create another one. he is addicted to those people he made and the world in them. he made different versions because he wasn't satisfied with the last fix in his addiction. does that explain it.

  • ok mr. smartass, just wait in till your end comes you'll see

    oooh! god i'm so sorry please forgive me let me in to your arms wherever u say don't forget this ps. i see u in heaven dood... pease!!

  • good moive

  • i'd be sad if Ryan Reynolds and those six packs went away, too. 

  • total mind fuck!

  • Fuckin GAY

    

  • i think you gotta be on something to understand the movie........lol

  • I get it!! His wife/bestfriend & the kid in each scene represent CRACK. He's addicted to crack and he's created this world in his mind where instead of acknowledging that he loves crack and is in fact a crack addict, he creates a wife/bestfriend & kid in his mind in place of the crack. Thats why its so hard for him to leave his wife/bestfriend in each scene because he has tricked himself into believing that he really has a wife/bestfriend & a child. The wife/bestfriend & the child do not exist.

  • Okay, Im at 47 minutes and totally confused!

  • for some reason its not working for me

  • lol doesnt make much sense to me

  • this movie makes you feel like your high or something it kinda freaked me out but good movie

  • awesome movies,

    thumps up if u think so too

  • After watching this, I understand the belly button phone call at the beginning....

  • The human mind can create worlds so detailed that a computer cannot. There is nothing really special about being human however. It does not matter if there are others or if we are alone or if there was existence before our reality. It won’t matter if there is no existence beyond our reality or parallel to it.

  • @massethree There is no single god. There are no gods. Things are things because they exist, and they exist because they can. There is no need to have a beginning or an end to exist. Logic, magic, or religions are all the same – subject to human condition. Human itself is not a world. It is a moniker. When we sleep we are our true form. Our conscious creates reality.

  • @massethree Our world is what we made it even within other worlds. Each world exists for each individual, yet each individual exists in each other. We are ideas. Ideas change, transform, and can be or not. The feeling that reality must offer more is true to the core. We seek more, thus, we create more.

  • @massethree Wow!

  • Does any one else think they were on some serious drugs.?

  • @nemasy011 ya i did kinda freaked me out but i still liked it

  • i get it now. ryan reynolds rules the world. and koalas are superior to humans. got it

  • so far. im really confused

  • wow, such an amazing and complex film. whoever created this is either a genius or completely insane. lol a must see for all

  • I was super confused but i think i understand it, well a little. And now its 2am and i know im going to have the weirdest dream ever, but it will b awesome, just like this movie.

  • i just watched 9's, and then read several coments, several comments, and it was kick a**!! I agree with many others, as to haw the whole 9's and 7's, ect., was put into play as well as the actors who who i felt portrayed thier roles in this movie quite brilliantly. awsome, awsome movie!!

  • The fact that Gary/Gavin/Gabriel was a 9 (trans-dimensional being) that created the world that was inhabited by "lower beings", 8's (koalas LOL), 7's (humans) and 6's (animals), can at first be viewed as him having too much power but it could easily be that he is from "this" reality and has just gotten too involved with his daydreams or stories he came up with. It was like he was becoming a danger to the worlds he had created and had to leave, taking his influence with him/

  • This was a really great movie. I had heard talk about it being possibly pretentious in how it was delivered, but after seeing it, I don't thinks so. I think that the whole nine and seven thing was something that was done brilliantly.

  • Is that the girl from Brides Maids? If so, she looks totally different with makeup on...still funny as hell. Van full of puppies!!!

  • wow this was an extremley well thopught out movie 2 thumbs up 5 stars and 100% rating, very nice film

  • I was confused during the movie but i get it now. Well a little anyways lol

  • @Jaiovannixo lol i feel the same way

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  • i must be another dumb viewer that they were talking about. wtf? i feel like I'm a crackhead

  • its all a dream 3 short films and a human has three dreams a night.

  • may be when we think about stuff, when we day dream or dream or fantasize about something, we are creating real stuff in another reality and when we stop thinking about it, it gets destroyed. so let's hope for the being who created this world in its mind not to just suddenly stop thinking about it. just kidding. just trying to put some ideas to help people understand the movie, or at least my point of view about it.

  • If you think about it, it's almost as if you were dreaming. You know when you dream is like you are in a movie or you have a different role in life than the one you actually have in the real life. so when you have a dream about you being somebody and then suddenly your dreams overlaps with another dream where you are another role still being you but the role changed and so the focus of what you are supposed to be doing. In other words we could just be a thought of a powerful being (GOD).

  • @nekojustin ok the movie is basicly telling you that u are a god.. you have believe that how u want your life you have to just think it,, no one around dont matter but you,,you have to look at it like your dealing with amnesia. and you dont remember you created all around you,,thats why they say ur goal is to get back where u left off in the pervious life..so if u are not in the position in life where u want to be like rich then its your fault //////////p.s the movie to me is working backwards

  • Brilliant.

    story of my life.

  • Ahh, just finished watching and I only have 1 question left. What is the movie about? Forreal this shit is confusing as hell.

  • ugh i totally just wasted my time

  • someone care to explaine what the fuck is going on?

  • @nekojustin ok the movie is basicly telling you that u are a god.. you have believe that how u want your life you have to just think it,, no one around dont matter but you,,you have to look at it like your dealing with amnesia. and you dont remember you created all around you,,thats why they say ur goal is to get back where u left off in the pervious life..so if u are not in the position in life where u want to be like rich then its your fault //////////p.s the movie to me is working backwards

  • @nekojustin i know right im mean i seriously dont know what the fuck just happened im so fucking lost right now its not even funny i dont get me wrong i (think) it was good i mean the stories and all but i dont get the movie oh well shit happens lol

  • @nekojustin right though

  • @nekojustin retard lol

  • wired, but cool

  • the commercials are better than the movie

  • the fat chick is so hot

  • Koala's are 8s.

  • The dog says, "Nine, nine, nine, nine..."

  • zzzzzz....

    

  • Lol, the fat chick is the same fat chick from Bridesmaids.

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  • WTF Is going on in this movie?? I keep watching cuz I wanna see Dalya body to see if she is a "9". LOL Hopefully at tha end I'm not like.. "is that all" LOL x 2

  • Wasn't a bad movie! I watched it on netflix just now, the tumblr tags sent me here. Although, I have determined that this was basically a movie about the sims.

  • holly shit, I cant believe I sat thru this movie....what an idiot!

  • fat bitch is getting on my nevers.

    

  • lololol "Is this crack? Do you know how to do it?"

  • [iminent=WAUczlR59l2] you really have to look outside the box on this movie, buy good

  • you really have to look outside the box on this movie, buy good

  • I still don't get it.

  • I loved this movie but I'm still sort of trying to put it together in my head, so he's supposed to be the "creator of the universe" and he created these different realities?

  • COOL

  • Not bad. But God is defintely not the green lantern..I was waiting for Ryan Renolds to give the blonde the bat wing and kick her in the ass for looking.

  • This is probably one of my all time favorite movies,Was so intense, Twisted Sarcastic, Mentally challenging, Well written. Piece of work kept me to my seat. from the start. I love movies that challenge my mind and make me cry tears of happiness in the end. Good job to the writers and the actors in this movie. and PLEASE make more!

  • Those fucking Koalas... Stop making it snow

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  • i dont get it....

  • This film was incredibly slow. Saying that; as "slow" as the stories seemed to unfold, I'm still sitting here trying to piece together all the events. Amazing work and definitely recommended.

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  • i couldnt watch it i stopped it almost half way .. boring and nothing keeping me interested. not recommended

  • I'm so confused!!!!! :(

  • The video worked fine for me in Chrome and IE9 for those of you it didn't work. I actually found the stories amusing and funny.

  • I actually really enjoyed this movie.

  • Fucking curses! My piece of shit itouch is too old and I can't watch this movie! Oh well, it's back to spanking my beef stick to porn.

  • I don't know, it left me feeling all warm a fuzzy all over.

  • This is biblical as is most interesting stuff. The theory is that we are all gods,because we were created in His image. This is a mixture of Joseph Smith and reincarnation. Smith says we're gods and world creators and the several incarnations is obvious.

    Oh and a touch of caste system thrown in ( 9s vs 7s vs Ns). All interesting concepts but all very wrong.

  • @uriahfields You said it.....Interesting,.....but Very Wrong!!!

  • So was he just a step below god or a crack head trippin on that shit?

  • @Conjeaul18 Neither, he's the writer of this movie!

  • can anyone tell me what happen ? i slept

  • Every fast forward or rewind will cost you 10 mins of life, unless you're a 9.

  • I hate horror movies and it is not fair that I can not choose another advertisement before I watch this movies.

  • this movie is so sad! the 9's can create and destroy but the fucking 7's choose what rules. this is terrible why couldn't the 9's world be.....

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  • i cant get it to work for me either!

  • @ninaraereierson so apparently it works on firefox; not on chrome for me.

  • Really Well Done...Great Story....Are there any more? STORIES..

  • :( it's not working for me currently; anyone else?

  • it start from the end to the start.....

  • Powerful message!

  • wow

    Thats all i can say.... but i enjoyed it :)

  • awesome acting i think :) concept is not easy to get. i think i'm still confused.... i'm not a film-maker, actor, nor writer so i probably need another go at it... gave a bit of headache trying to understand it though. kept trying to remind myself, it's a creation period.

  • hi

  • DAMNIT! I can't take it anymore... To anyone who thinks he is literally a god, you're wrong but I understand why you'd think that... To anyone who thinks he's addicted to crack... Oh my gosh, you're retarded.

    And to anyone who watches this just because of Ryan Reynolds, that's a horrible reason to watch a movie, it's not porn!

  • twisted my head!!! hard to get but awsome movie...10 on 10 to the director!!

  • if your confused then watch it again

    

  • I am so confused!!!!! some one please help me make sense of this?

  • these utube assholes can't even stream right...fucking asshole america

  • Am i the only one watching this because of ryan reynolds?? gosh hes sooo yummy.

  • that was deeeeeeep.

  • whats up with part 2 i dont get it

  • hahaha the theme is this...DOn't be a fuckin dumbshit braindead mother fuckhead.

  • @b3njamin0912 Hahaha, you're entirely right.

  • @JustinKwapich LoL...Im sure this is actually a "practice" film...those bitches are fucking with Ryan's mind so that he becomes..I guess you can say "stronger"? At some points in the movie, Ryan get's reallllly confused between reality and "reality with a camera"...He is an actor, afterall...and also, fyi, the girls think he is Jesus.

  • what a trip!

  • The character is an addict that keeps creating his own reality. He doesn't know he is creating these worlds till the end when he unplugs himself from his fake reality and it becomes the real world.

  • It takes someone who's already awaken to actually understand this movie! The producer did an awsome Job. Best Free movie ever!!!

  • This movie was actually really good! :D

  • i have no idea why im still watching this...... shit this is so boring.... shit i need a job.

  • Great story... plot....characters... but sooo slow... i barely got through it it took me three days! I kept falling asleep after the first 30 minutes. But I was really curious where it will go... I think it could have been sooo much better. but oh well at least it was free... I rate this movie a 6 out of 10.

  • as soon as she started singing I left...

  • ok know i get it he was god but in a human form living here and for got he was god because he enjoyed being on earth and thats why he was always nice to the big girl because she was his favorite but it was confusing but i get it know

  • I always knew Ryan Reynolds was God. kinda weird that he was on crack and the channle that put it on is crackle.... anyways GREAT film.

  • Weird...He was a crackhead?

  • @Dyshaniques Based on your name, I feel like you're entirely serious O.O

  • that was the wierdest thing i have ever seen

  • I wish I could get into this movie but for some reason im not able to. i still give it a thumbs up!

  • gay

  • i think it was a cool overview of god and angels and how everything is suppose to fit. god gave power to the angel to help us out with our free will and we have the right to take their advice and end up with the best life ever or we can take our own road and see if that leads us to happiness. everything has its own time and place.

  • This is like fucking Inception. o.o

    I'm trying to understand! D; So close! I know it! >.<

  • @misspaolasoleil77 You want me to explain it in a message?

  • @JustinKwapich Please do! >.<

  • 1111 Wake up its time.

  • THIS A CROCK OFF SHIT THE DIAMOND GODS MASONS

  • the signs for sail...deep water and free swimming lessons....

  • THIS WAS FUCKING AMAZING!

  • @MsSuperShantell Ha, exactly how i felt. the last 10 minutes I was thinking 'No way... they're not gonna... They can't..." but they did =]

  • WHAT?! WHAT?

  • WOW!!! I had no idea that GOD was the gist... What a very inspirational movie :o)

  • wtf!

    

  • this is like 9 kinds of fucked up

  • Sexy big girl

  • And by the way I AM pulling the green string off! So its up to you to put all the pieces back together!