1st 東方M-1ぐらんぷり: Kekkai Shoujo (Subtitled)

[PandoraHearchu]

Is the background supposed to be a Shout Out to Lucky Star/Lucky Channel?

[ForDizzyAndMe]

If this is from right after Perfect Cherry Blossom (and judging by her hair length and introduction I'm guessing it is) then Reimu is still pretty young. She's young and a little short for her age so yeah.... she isn't that tall.

[IAmNotEmoLOL]

The voices don't really match :P

[ExzcellionGamma]

Thinking with portals...

[bononcrusher2]

@ExzcellionGamma *snap* You just gave me an idea.

[highlowtension]

ゆかりんかわいいな

[RichardOnADragon]

Giving Raising Heart (2:20) to Marisa is a baaaad idea. She has quite enough firepower without giving her an actual citybuster attack, thank you very much.

[VakerHest]

omfg silent hill D:

[carldudesons]

famous hill XD

[cynicalsith]

Kannazuki no Miko reference (the image) at 0:06.

[IAmNotEmoLOL]

140 cm is about 4 and a half feet... Reimu is pretty short, isn't she?

[topguntin]

Lucky Star!!!!!!!!!

[Ichbindereine]

Heh, Reimu is tiny..... Ah, i get it (hitbox)

[Ataiwabakajanai]

hehehe o3o Yukari uses the touhou wikipedia I bet ;3 (or not, sayin' most of the stuff yukari says you can't see on there)

[Dornatum]

hey yukari is missing her fan!

[SuperLuigi434]

I think Yuckari needs to update her memory....maybe to 8GB?

...I was expecting more, to be honest.

[Wee2Yang]

What about this elbow joke?

[Mespritroth]

@Wee2Yang Kinda ike the soup joke where people make you say fork over and over until they ask you what you eat soup with and you're supposed to say fork instead of spoon. Same with toast and what to put in a toaster, where your supposed to say toast instead of bread.

Fail mind control...

[KaiokenKisha]

voices are misplaced. :|

[SoulOfRandomness]

@NodDisciple1: abbreviation of Combination

[ufogoat29]

Yukari to Reimu?

[HellsRaven4444]

@6:24

NICE BOAT~!

[takulu64]

alice aint a loner yukari said that it was simple when reimu said she is frends with alice because everyone frends with alice and reimus best frends are alice yuka mima marisa ( there all pc-98 charecters lol ) suika remilia and flandre yukari add on people

[dudeman4125]

Kaji Ryouji xD

[gameboycolor47]

you know i bet they didnt reherce this xD

[chimoy1]

goya ampalaya (ginisang ampalaya) = Tagalog reference

Ginisang or Ginisa means stir fried

[Ivolance]

15 people wanted to go to that famous hill

[SegamenXp]

@Ivolance and then they got mobbed by hordes of freaks XD

[GhostEye187]

@Ivolance If Flandre was a silent hill monster......

[Alvin988951]

@Ivolance Its 16 now.

[NodDisciple1]

WTH is a Combi?  :?

[SiegLhein]

wait.... Reimu's voice is a bit deeper than Yukari's voice but Yukari is way older than reimu..... what?

[Shintear]

@SiegLhein Yukari's just fooling around.

[Laharlrocks]

Yukari:Youkai Mountain ? Reimu: Not a mountain Yukari: Moon capital? Reimu:Wrong Yukari: Eien-tei! Reimu:Wrong Yukari: Forest of magic Reimu:Wrong Yukari: Kourin Dou! Reimu: Wrong Yukari:Nameless hill! Reimu:LOL Wut? Yukari: Ah! I get it Silent Hill! Reimu: TO HELL WITH THAT PLACE!

[Lowcoloco]

BAAAABBBBBAAAAAA!!!!

[Crushmaster01]

YAY Silent Hill reference! :D

[ItchikoOkamyka]

Hmmm.. I wonder... Is Reimu's voice actor here the one who's now Marisa..?

[WingmanVWXYZ]

Lesson throughout the ages: NEVER take away Ran's Fried Tofu...

Ever. Do it, and you are dead xD

[karsten69]

@WingmanVWXYZ I'd rather take her Fried Tofu than her Cheeeeeeen.

[OwGash]

''Didn't bite'' part reminded me of lucky starO_o

[MinamiChihara]

Goya Chanpuru~? I eat that. Sometimes. XD

[ThePandaCoco]

Reimu's Nice Boat... O.O

[TomomiChan1]

im taller than reimu?! o _ O

poor thing, i hope she accepts €..

[shinrainc88]

They should swap voices ._.

[Dahosfan]

Yukari in lolwut mode 4:10

[Ecrada]

@Dahosfan Lol Eureka Seven face.

[Shintear]

This Yukari doesn't fit at all! And yet it somehow works...

[Kyaksa]

Does anyone feel like Reimu's voice reminds you of Hale from Hare&Guu?

[TheWerewolf49]

wow reimu is so short

[Zellig]

Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu!Hakure Reimu! Ne ne ne ne neh!

[cereal300495]

5:34 referencing Script in Imperishable Night, I laughed way more than I should have.

[lordslifer666]

4:52 WTF is that Tomitake?

[MissJapain]

@lordslifer666 It is! It is! That is Tomitake from the live action version of Higurashi no Naku Koro ni :D I died laughing when I saw him!

[lordslifer666]

@MissJapain XD me too dood i though i was the only one who realized that lol

[MissJapain]

@lordslifer666 XD

[DdreadCclaw]

WRIGGLE NIGHTBUGGEE!!!!

[oddysea682]

Really Reimu weighs about 77 pounds?

[westtxtapper]

@oddysea682

Well, if you don't get donations, you can't buy food.

[LikeThisRLYMatters]

Master Sparklight Breaker? @_@

[killette2]

Kaji Ryouji!

[13rawk]

I love her "hmmmm~"

[UncleTickTockFinger]

Marisa + Raising Heart Excelion? Too dangerous.

[truesonicshadow]

Rolf Silent hill.xD

[jorgesora]

Eh~Now i have the feeling yukari is behind Silent hill too...

[Goldengolfer330]

AHAHAHAHA I nearly fell out of my chair when they showed Marisa with Raising Heart =]

[cereal300495]

HAHAHA SCHOOL DAYS REFERENCE FTW!!!

[thekillerhjkhjk]

lucky star reference

[CutieMimi15]

At 3:43 Reimu doesn't ask if she know her vital statistics. She asked if she knew her three sized. (Meaning her breasts, her waist and her hips)

[GunSlinger092]

@dgreater1 In case you didn't fully understand.

What kensaya first said is, "Can you sub the 4-Final?"

Then 2nd one is, "The part with Koishi and Satori, the final, it isn't translated yet."

[emir1996]

@GunSlinger092 Oh btw its alredy subbed (yet the subs are a lil ugly and gigantic ~)

[GunSlinger092]

@emir1996 Is that so? Thanks for letting us know then. I haven't watched the 4th Grand Prix yet. 2nd Grand Prix still remains my favorite because of Ran and Chen. LOL.

[emir1996]

@GunSlinger092 Nano desu~My fav is this one,it rocks XD link for satori/koishi

/watch?v=rUbIq_m3Jqg

[kensaya]

Hey dude.

Pwede mo ba i-sub din yung 4-Final?

[dgreater1]

@kensaya

Didn't quite understand what you mean by 4-Final but if you're talking about the 3rd and 4th M-1 Manzai skits, then those are already subbed by /user/Furienify

[kensaya]

@dgreater1 Kasi, yung part ni Koishi and Satori, yung final, wasn't subbed yet.

So is Rin and Okuu.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@dgreater1 Hey... he said, "Can you also sub the 4-Final??"

LOLz....

[tzeshern]

@dgreater1 @dgreater1 15 people going to get killed for not appreciating Touhou

[soapman222]

I miss Minoru....

[blapblapblapblap]

wth why does marisa have raising heart?! XDDDD well it kinda makes sense...Starlight Breaker anyone?

[DJTripleFive]

Mr. Tomitake impersonator at 4:50? o.o

[naiam1000]

lol silent hill

[CarefreeCat]

I love it when it shows Kaguya, :3

[XXXUnSungXXX]

Yukari is the greatest troll ever.

[hacxathande]

OMG! 90-59-90 ! Reimu has a nice body, i want to be her husband!!!

[Archzenom]

Aw crap! I saw a Konata face just somewhere in the beginning. GRR!!! Everywhere I go, Lucky Star keeps on following me. Damn!

[KamaeSakurai]

"What's your name?"

"Kaji Ryouji"

FFF YUKARI MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[Drachenpalast]

シンプルだねー

この紫様がおもしろいだね...

[Drachenpalast]

シンプルだねー

この紫様がおもしろいだね...

[XGluon]

LOL at Kaji Ryouji.

[kowen12]

AH, I GOT IT!!! Your best friend is Marisa Kirisame!! 8D

[CarefreeCat]

The nice boat cracked me up...

[kensaya]

XD Rizal

[maddiepink5]

Yukari didnt knoe nothing!

[YellowJacketNinja375]

Spirit sign"Hakerai Raymoo" is going to be Yukari up to a pulp.

[Takashi942]

LOL

Famous Hill FTW

[DEATHKNIGHT561]

２人ともアホですか？

何で双方の名前を忘れる！

[grodan13]

Nice boat...

[Ozimul]

Why would anyone want to go to Silent Hill, Yukari?! XD

[a5paragu5]

...Tagalog? O_O

[dgreater1]

@a5paragu5

If you didn't know. I'm a Filipino... and my real name is something you'd go XD

[a5paragu5]

xD Well, I'm a Filipino too. Any normal person would wonder why a dish with that name would appear in somewhere like this.

And...your real name?

[dgreater1]

@a5paragu5

Rizal + Ibarra ==> Rizaldo Ibarra

Hahahaha! If you think that's the only connection, you'd be freaking surprise if I tell you that I'm the second son in my family and my birthday is 7th of 11. You don't get it? Trivia Time!

==========

Dr Jose Rizal - National Hero of the Philippines

Dr Jose Protacio Rizal was born in the town of Calamba, Laguna on 19th June 1861. The second son and the seventh among the eleven children of Francisco Mercado and Teodora Alonso.

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Cool ba?

[a5paragu5]

Medyo po xD

I like your name...

[Aellostrike]

@dgreater1, where on earth did you get that info? --about Dr. Rizal?

[dgreater1]

@Aellostrike

Google is our friend, also, from college,

It' was included in my course curriculum.

Rizal subject. Was it RIZAL101?

I was like, "Something's odd here..."

then "Pon!" "Holy F*CK? What a

coincidence"

[kensaya]

@dgreater1 Awesome, a fellow touhou flip x3

[dgreater1]

@kensaya

There are a lot more Pilipino touhou fan than you'd think, most are nameless lurkers. :3

[blooflazh7]

Post the real one -_-

[kiyomiku]

Read the description!

Nothing to read here anyway...

WHAT? =|

[mrhonk123]

is that flandre?

[YellowJacketNinja375]

"What's your name?"

"Kaji Ryouji."

[SolarEclipse75]

Well you know If u really think about it........ Over the years you start to shrink as u get in your senior years...............so it makes sense in my opinion

[Shadowthedgehog1]

"Shrinking" doesn't make much sense. She's in her mid to late teens. That's when people usually finish growing up, or at least gain most of their hight. She also looks tall in the animations, so if she's really that short, she would also be REALLY slim. Might explain being 35kg.

[Shadowthedgehog1]

140cm?! Is this her real hight?

[karsten69]

japanese and their height.

[rafael0000]

GINISANG AMPALAYA.... wow! so random! love that bitter cuisine

[Saritatsu]

In the beginning Reimu and the other girl are in the same pose from 'Kannazuki no Miko' from the ending! :D

[Nazuiko]

so they are... Thats Yukari btw

[Fluid4]

Why is it so weird that their names are written in katakana?

[ShadowHeartbreaker]

@Fluid4 Actually, occidental names aren't written in Katakana but Hiragana. So that appears quite strange that names such as Remilia Scarlet, Alice Margatroid, and all are in Katakana, moreover the original names are in Hiragana too.

Most of occidental names are in Hiragana, except when it's done intentionally, like in Umineko(well, that's kanji but still done in purpose...)

[Manonthe3up]

4'6" and 70 lbs?!

Damn, she needs donations BADLY!!

[DerfLlennod]

XDD

I am 6'2'' at 210.

just thinking about it is too gut wrenching funny.

[UltimateSaphire]

@Manonthe3up Well, her profile says she's in her mid teens, right? So, yeah.

[tzeshern]

@Manonthe3up haha Yukari keep making Reimu mad

[XxLilShawtySakuraxX]

SILENT HILL XD

[assura17]

LOL tomitake-san xDD *ToMItaKE FLaSH*

[kanjii1245]

lolz Silent Hill

[Pencilsoot]

140 centimeters!?

That's (roughly) 5'4 ft!

Man Reimu, you're tiny!

[HylianLycan]

*whimper*

That's taller than me...TT-TT

[dgreater1]

Actually, she'd be 4'6" tall.

I'm around 163+ centimeters, 5'3~4 tall.

Let's compare

Me ---- Reimu

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She really is small. Makes you wonder if her small hitbox is due to her height, eh?

[Pencilsoot]

Even smaller!?

Man, I know Japanese are small but that's a stretch!

Thanks for correcting me though. ^^

[HylianLycan]

haha, nevermind, then!

[purplekitsune28]

I'm only a inch taller than her!

Wow.

Makes me think: She'd still have to be in a car seat if she was in America. XD

[Stig22121]

@dgreater1

*cough* SHORT! SO SHORT!

If I'm 5'9, I'm well over a foot taller than her! Damn, I feel like a giant!

[TehMole]

KAJI RYOJI!

[bot1104495]

I love those two ^_^ =4

[ArchWilson]

Marisa stole Raising Heart?

[TomomiChan1]

woah, reimu is smaller then me..

[DarkFiraga64]

Marisa stole Nanoha's weapon.

[06cloud]

4:00 Huge head... it reminds me of Yukkuri

5:13 Take it Easy... seriously a Yukkuri Yukari now...

5:40 Katakana?

6:25 Yuka's place...

7:00 Chanpuru?

7:02 Goya? Ampalaya?

[TheSpyngas]

yukkuri yakumo :D

[beyondthegrave2005]

4:50 TOMITAKE!!!

[TerrafawkesTenko]

SUPPA TENKO has a Nice Body. I knew it. Well, Ran is a foxy lady.

[dundeecake]

'Wait she is 140 cm and 35 kg? I'm like 185 cm and 62 kg! wooooo I feel like a giant!

[karsten69]

she is inspired by japanese people after all and to be fair they aren't so tall. nothing's wrong with that. but that is why.

[dundeecake]

I know, but isn't she a bit too light-weightet?

Also japanese people base the appearance of their anime character on people form other countries. (giving other than black hair, and wide open eyes) So I thought they would change the size too.

So if I go to Japan, I will stick above them all?

[karsten69]

in your case, yes, you would stick above them all. there might be the rare occasion of course. and she is based on japanese people because she is a miko. I think.

[MasakanSolaris]

uh why in some parts of this vid yukari looks cross eyed?

[ScottZirpolo]

5:09 Epic Win.

[chaoticcranium]

Ahhh, my two favorite Touhou characters: Spirit Sign "Reimu Hakurei" Yamaxanadu and Kaji Ryouji

[lazyslaker]

4:11 what is that face from?

[AfuroSammy]

Eureka 7, it's Renton, I think.

[lazyslaker]

Very much appreciated.

[Delcatty99]

Yes her favorite magic attack is Duplex Danmaku Bounded Field...alright but....i hate it T.T Can't get through it...

[kessmalit]

anong ginagawa ng ginisang ampalaya dito?? it has nothing to do with this >=l

[axelfel]

yukarin is da shiz~~ <333

[newcomer101101]

lol luckey channel refference

[theshippfan22]

this is awesome

[droolblanket]

NICE BODY~

[sutefun]

why is there a ginisang ampalaya here...

''nways very funny

[gs68]

リグル・ナイトバグ！

[SpiralPegasus]

I love Yukarin's voice actor here :D

[MmSTM]

BAKEMONO!1!1

lmfao.

[Pretztailfan95]

That Famous Hill! I burst out laughing with that! XDD

What's up with NICE BOAT? I've heard it in Kero 9 Destiny..

[avlein]

Search up "School Days Ending"

Then regret it forever.

[AnimeDeathFox]

OMG, The Ran and fried tofu reference!! They finally used it!

[SpiralPegasus]

"90-59-90"

"That's nice!"

"Not from the bust to the hips; from the head!"

xDDDDDDDDDD

Also, Yukari FTW! :D

[cobra1843]

Ha.

Lucky Star reference. (Look at the background of the entire video.)

[Marcelis]

:25 lawl Konata face

[TheKirbySays]

5:10 Pervert Sign "Look up The Skirt" :3

[zomnomnom]

Who needs Spirit Sign Fantasy Seal when you got Spirit Sign Hakurei Reimu?!

also...

...

NICE BOAT.

[kessmalit]

lol ginisang ampalaya  huahuaa

[Wee2Yang]

Wow I simply love Reimu's tired or boring looking face,especially when her mouth is closed and zig-zag.

[Clear1]

lol, Yukari pointing at the elbow.

Try pointing at the armpit next time, then I will definitely say "Hakurei Reimu" without hesitation.

[champbaka]

90-59-90 I thought there was something wrong there. So I guess it possible that Yukari visits Silent hill often.

[TouhouMariku]

Reimu said she wanted to eat Southern fruits and vegetables, right? And she mentioned she wanted to go to the Garden of the Sun the most, but the Garden only has Sunflowers and Yuka...

[FushichouNaruto]

5:10 Wow, Yukari. Then again, I should've expected that.

NICE BOAT

[PuyoPuyoFever]

lol, loved it

[ericon52168]

NICE BOAT!

[jagus12]

Yukari, who the fuck would want to go to Silent Hill?

Well, Reimu is an exorcist. Also, Yukari seems to be a Kaji fangirl.