REAL LIFE TSUCHINOKO!!!

[jasonmtrevino]

thats awesome, MGS3 snake eater FTW

[JoeyTASK141]

hehe I jumped at 00:6 lol XD

[TehEpicness12349]

If only Bear Grylls was there, it would've been the end for it.

[sijotakane]

UPLOADER IS KOREAN

[sijotakane]

WHY GAIJINS ARE SO GAY 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

[tylenator552]

why would call the video real life tsuchinoko if it was a blue tongue skink

[AvengedHate26]

that looked like a baby croc or aligator

[ForestSpyer257]

Can I have one?

[McShieldBash]

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS MY SCREEN. YEAAAAH YEAHHHHHH...

[DarthMeg]

Keep this until your deathbed - And pass on the Infinity Camo to your kids ;)

[Thecon2142]

Well, at least you were honest about it...

[Sil3NtSh0T]

Close enough B-/

[toryaaaaaaaaa]

ツチノコってこんな感じなんだww

[Hellunkurest]

lmao 'HS! hsss....hsss..' thats gonna give me nightmares xD

[xJuggalo313x]

It's a blue tongued skink. I used to have one. You can buy them in most pet stores.

[TheDieHard777]

So...how does it taste?

[LukeNoShizz]

WHY DIDNT YOU CATCH IT?! YOU'VE COULD'VE GOTTEN THE INFINITE CAMO!!!

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

i might be wrong but i thought they weren't supposed to have legs? at least not noticeable ones.

[ThePaulolego]

wow! it will give you infinite ammo lol (mgs3)

[solidman107]

Do you speak spanish because at the end of the video someone said "apagale"

[Beckmen]

Who's been feeding that lizard blue lollipops? I'm Brian Fellows!

[biggerthanlife01]

Keep it with you until the end of the game to get the Infinity facepaint.

[Robox35]

Can I pet it? I wish my tongue was naturally blue

[KRAYZIExREEPAx73]

Probably Tsukinokos are mistaken to be these lizards.

[asuncarlos12345]

Shhittt

[theguyyoumayknow]

Seriously, none of you know what a blue tongued lizard is

[Claudi1018]

wtf is that!

[MegaOmygoodness]

how is there a tsuchinoko?

[wiporaphell]

never seen that kind of shit before , what a weird reptile is like half croc with a commodore dragon head...W

[spoon149]

keep it, you'll get infinity face paint

[Norocmorth]

A Blue Tongue Lizard! Well done!

[N99Goboree]

Piss on it xD

[Chocl8215]

I thought tsuchinoko was from Castlevania?

[dotsydude]

lol it actually looked like one at first

[N99Goboree]

xD

[N99Goboree]

@mrsims2 he will freaken choke on it

[mrsims2]

What happens if I put my dick in its mouth?

[Daproblem187]

@mrsims2 OMG you win the internet.

[lotop90]

In 0:07 seconds, I was surprised when the animal is angry

[NJMIgnatio]

It's a bitch-ass skink, dawgs!

[NJMIgnatio]

It's a bitch-ass skin, dawgs!

[kyafun]

このトカゲの死体をオーストラリアで見たことあります。　ツチノコってこれが日本に輸入された材木かなんかにまぎれて来た­んではないかと思っていましたが、同じイメージを持ってる人も多­いようですねw

[vjkdhkjdfhdk]

wow really a Metal Gear Tsuchinoko 3 Snake Eater

[andrewcairns11]

@vjkdhkjdfhdk MGT 3 Snake Eater lol

[hanumardevil]

hitman reborn



[Kikeesperto]

CATCH IT! YOUL GET FOXHOUND RANK :O

[bubu2172]

AHH- lol i got tricked xP

[volk551]

Nope chuck testa

[oboyy]

Metal Gear Solid brought me here

[malevolencia39]

really somebody can just explain me wtf is a tsuchinoko :( pleassssssssse

[BlackFang001]

@malevolencia39 Definitely a Metal Gear Solid 3 reference. Its a legendary snake which pretty much looks like what you saw in the video, but without the legs.

[BluetorchQs]

@malevolencia39 Google is your friend...if you write tsuchinoko on google you find out what it is in less than a minute..

[k24601]

blue tongue skink got pissed with you , he really did look like one until his legs popped out and he got all pissy hahaha

[DrEpicsaurus]

A wild Dunsparce Appeared!

[11MarioSuper]

おいおい

勝手に移転するなよ

元のうｐ主がかわいそうだろ

消去オススメ

[tehjefey]

@11MarioSuper

So desune! I agree with you completely!

[ImAwesomeYourNotHaha]

i almost fell the hell off my chair at 0:07 lol

[himanano]

青舌蜥蜴か

[fauxgt]

@himanano what?

[AceDetective2]

@fauxgt himanano says "Do blue tongue lizard"

[klumzypinoy]

@fauxgt a bunch of kanji, then the last character is "ka" lol.

[Crappy1441]

@fauxgt why is it blue tonqued (himanano comment)

[JBhitman6]

@fauxgt that chinese guy said ka blue tongue lizard

[andrewcairns11]

@fauxgt he said do blue tongue lizard

[ElliFong]

@fauxgt "Blue tongue lizard"

[jimmorrison5590]

@himanano WTF ?

[TheSnakeMate]

@himanano idont know wtf you said but i give you a thumb up

[himanano]

@TheSnakeMate すまないが、何言ってるのか分かんないです。日本語で書いてくれ­

[michboss00]

@himanano Blueeeee Tooooooonue!!!!! Not Green!

[dem24yx]

I like his tongue xD so blue

[HelloKwak]

He's actually kind of cute lol. I like how he backs away.

[Fykkyr]

0:07 fuck I scared!!!!

[lbjoshbal]

mhm. tasty!

[Kardaszpm]

How did his tongue get blue? Did he rob a bank?

[MrMaxendiesel]

its call the blue tong skink

[AlmightyMacky]

now snake dont eat the tsuchinoko....hury up finish the mission and bring it home ok?

[ashinboy5621]

wtf is a tsuchinoko i just saw because of my recommendations

[hiddenbutdeadly]

HMMMMM

i dont understand how a mousetrap caught THAT!!!!!

[kelipoth]

I remember killing a Tsuchinoko on one castlevania game.

[Malfoy360XD]

leave the poor blue tounge alone!

[Skeith308]

man.. that skink was a stinker

[tellygeek]

hahaha australia ftw

[HerbieHancocksPenis]

A tsuchinoko is a creature in a game called "Metal Gear Solid 3", when you catch it, you have unlimited ammunition.

[TheFucker55]

poke it!!

[HoodieZombie]

So fat and adorable XD

[SyntrixDK]

what is a tsuchinoko? i don't even

[magnumsrt10]

lol when he hissed i jumped

[jm42fun]

Looks, Like.. A snake.... With legs.. And it got combined... With a lizard...

[HunterBeck111]

I LIKE IT, it's cute... wobbling to walk to the other side of the road, is this a chicken?

[MatheuspcPereira]

ok i need to cacth with my mk2 hahahaha

[Xvect0rX]

aww that thing is adorable <3

[JDK26386]

legs, i see legs!!!! ik itd not it lol i see description lol

[thecutekiller1]

:O 0:7 scared the hell out of me! xP

[fortunesboy]

get a stick n poke it

[Lvl60Slayer]

HOLY SHIT THAT SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME

[zorbaknecromancer]

wow thats one FAT blue tongued Lizard looks like a tsuchinoko though i used to have one of these its not that fat though what do you feed it?

[solidmysnake]

I love how the name of the video is REAL LIFE TSUCHINOKO, but then you get pissed off at people when they call you out on your lie. I dont care if its in the description or not.

[frankshtein]

You came here because of MGS3

[billyanhiers]

HOLY FUCKING ATICHOKE SHIT....... it scard the muther fuck outta me when it like hissed for the first time....id better check my pants....ohh theres my heart, that cant be good...

[headcrabwarrior6161]

oh woah, i thought it was some weird worm with a mouth like from tremors at first untel it jumped at him

[BassmasterD]

hehe how cute, it's an overweight alligator lizard

[supertank7911]

it kinda looks like the tsuchinoko though

[pokedude685]

i want to eat that thing for dinner like mgs i like mgs

[pokedude685]

i want to eat that thing for dinner

[Ettubrutesbro]

mgs3 is a tag (actually 7 related tags in all), but you say leave alone with the mgs-related comments...?

[Takashi942]

Tsuchinoko's are snakes, snakes don't have legs. Nice try.

[chiefmojoerising]

wow that's a BIG skink !

[9009blue]

you're pretty good mr. imposter tsuchinoko

[SC424242]

I didn't even know what a Tsuchinoko was upon clicking this video.

I must ready myself to get verbally attacked by mythologists... and gamers.

[fauxgt]

@SC424242 just a question of interest, how did you come here then?

[SC424242]

@fauxgt

This is listed among various videos of people trying to support the existance of fake creatures and such.

I, of course, could care less about the concept of the creatures themselves, but find the different, sometimes funny effects of such videos interesting, such as the somewhat humerous outcome of this one...

[Rahhzor]

@fauxgt watch?v=bP2aqJco5hI&feature=re­lated

[Shuyin128MK4]

@fauxgt he probably got here from the MGS3 thing of this creature like I just did lol

[frankyagernull]

@fauxgt Metal Gear Solid 3

[IslandBoiMikey]

WOOHOO INFINITY PAINT!!!!!!! XD

[Buzzardium]

@IslandBoiMikey MGS fan high five \(^.^)/



[IslandBoiMikey]

@Buzzardium

HIGH FIVE!!! XD LOVE THE INFINITY PAINT!!!!

[urusaiyatsu]

Don't eat it!!! Finish the mission and bring it back alive!!

[urusaiyatsu]

That tongue sure is nasty

[Xstar1000]

0:00 to 0:05 Hey, is that thing aslee...

0:06 SHIT, the hell, it scared the crap out of me

[RydoProductions]

Capture him and take him alive for the rest of your life, and you receive the Stealth!

[fauxgt]

@RydoProductions nice try, but you get infinite ammo for the tsuchinoko

[RydoProductions]

@fauxgt Yes, u've right....my mistake ;)



[Czesnek]

@fauxgt Infinite ammo? This is better then the stealth! With a nuclear missles bomb I will rule the world!

[Taji789]

Lol poor fauxgt, Am I the only one who did read the description before watching this?

[fauxgt]

@Taji789 dunno mate, but I'm afraid so. I hope my new annotations within the video will give me some silence and peace ^^

[HeavenDog1911]

@fauxgt owned... and nice description :)

[ElPINGAS9000]

OH EM GEE DATS A TCHUNSNDFJNFGRUNSDFJKA

[Vindowvista]

is that tihing wild?! y did u not catc that thing?!

[mrsnubeh]

its not a tsuchinoko...

I MUST COMPLAIN!

[xXL3GITAMACYXx1]

lol they way it walks is like mmmmmmmmmmrrrrrhm slither slither

[bmx4lifesk8erssuck]

blue toung liserd!!! for fuck sake

[mamagrazi]

omg 

[doggynolikey]

I wonder if half the people here know how to read the description?

[ez10aud1t0r3]

It's just a Blue Tongued Skink (Tiliqua nigrolutea).

[MrOcelot9]

So cute!

[finalfanthero]

GOD DAMNIT U SCARED THE SHIT CRAP OUTTA ME WHEN THAT SHIT JUMPED TO THE CAMERA....ow great now i need to change my fucking boxers

[souleater4242564kodd]

maybe if JerryGiesler09 payed attention he would notice right at the beginning it said READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE POSTING A COMMENT fucking dumb ass

thats why he failed 2nd grade

[InsaneBuzzNeini]

Wild Dunsparce appeared.

[monday408]

That's no snake, it's a lizard.

[kegaan]

It makes me jump for sure... I hate reptiles

[DjVinylKiller666]

Thumbs up if you jumped a bit in the 0:06 - 0:07 hahahaha

[julianhidalgobeas]

@DjVinylKiller666 my god... i thaught it was fake, thats why it scared me

[DjVinylKiller666]

@julianhidalgobeas hahahahaha me too !! LOL

[TheMegaGroove]

wow! real life blue tounged skink!

[XemnasLostSoul]

SHIT IDIOTS! READS THE DESCRIPTION!!! FUCK!!!

[FeedingTheDesire]

LMAO! Man JerryGiesler09 what a douchebag

[elixa4]

0:06 ur such a baby lol it jumped at you xD

[elixa4]

no its not its the blue tounged skink

[nerserus2]

Srsly it's a blue tongued skink, dude.

[fortells]

HolyshitJumped

[JerryGiesler09]

fauxgt, get a fucking life! I agree with tzepesh20, that is a blue-tongued skink. Go to a zoo and you'll learn what that was, dumbass. :/

[fauxgt]

@JerryGiesler09 yeah, and you should learn to read the description, dumbass

[JerryGiesler09]

@fauxgt Go to Wikipedia and type "Tsuchinoko". It's just a mythical cryptid. I'm serious, the lizard on of this video is a blue-tongued skink.

[fauxgt]

@JerryGiesler09 you're a real idiot, right? i KNOW that it's a blue tongue skink, that's why i wrote exactly that in the description. dumbass

[JerryGiesler09]

@fauxgt Uh, Excuse me for feeling like an idiot. :/ I didn't see the description, until i scrolled it down some more. I feels kinds stupid and I apologize for such a disrespectful comment. By the way, that is a good-sized skink! :)

[volnutt333]

@fauxgt maaan people sure are dumb here they can't fuckin read the damn description!

[MrCausby777]

letsin shut the fuck up

[Sonicslayer13434]

@JerryGiesler09

You should have read the discription first... Retard.

[JerryGiesler09]

@Sonicslayer13434 And you should have checked your spelling before you post a comment.

[wwwMEXATcom]

@JerryGiesler09

and you should have killed ur self long time ago bone head

[COOKIECAKE4321]

i bwlieved till it moved lol it got legs

[coolkayaker1]

Hey, anyone seen my blueberry Popsicle?

[Stiglitz51]

Jesus that thing scared the shit out of me. But the Tsuchinoko was kind and wobbled around looking for somebody to grant infinite ammo.

[dltanner99]

The Dare Island Enigma is a cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something strange on the beach one night see video book trailer

[JacksInn]

Don't eat it! It'll give you infinite ammo.

[lgnij]

wild whatevertheshitis used fled!!!

[xMASTERGAMER1997x]

looks more like a lizard

[EGLchan]

Aw, it got scared!

[Memories570]

Wtf is a TSUCHINOKO!!! ?

[scampynoXD]

@Memories570 It's a small serpent like creature that maessures from 30 t0 80 cm. But it's just a Japanese Legend. 

[jfatsnorlax]

@Memories570 It's some sort of a snake with a fat body.

[MrKillerrellik2008]

thay is 1 f'd up creature