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  • Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force is the most amazing Star Trek game ever, much better than this piece of rubbish. (First one, not the second)

  • 6:43 DO U WANA FUCK?!?!

    omfg lawlzxxxx

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  • best review ever

  • Your Janeway sounds like John Prescott.

  • 4:20 Simon and Granny Bacon

  • NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT NEW KELLOGS KRAVE CEREAL! UGH

  • quick our hull intregrity is failing our shields are gone what do we do captain?

    -kill all the RED SHIRTS!

  • Borg have personal shield tech

  • thatssssss a very nice red shirt you have there

  • lololololololo god janeway is such a fucking idiot

  • if they make a nother ST game multi or single or both I think they should use a modifeid version of the fallout 3 engine. one to incorperate space ship combat. that way you could be diplomatic about situations as well as violent. infact I think we should just let bethesda handle the next game. Who's with me?

  • @Manofmanyusernames But bethesda only makes goddamn buggy games.

  • @alexandervv123 That title has been taken over by Kerberos Productions after the release of Sword of The Stars 2. Oblivion, Fallout 3 and Skyrim are like polished diamonds in comparison.

  • @alexandervv123 But there awesome bugs that everyone likes

  • SIMON!! YOU SOB I WAS TRYING TO DRINK BUT YOU KEPT MAKING ME SPAS OUT!!!!

  • @xyzbigbirdzyx what the hell is a sob? is it like a sod?

  • this game is set AFTER TOS, TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, and the '09 movie so starfleet had made some advances.

  • My friend got me playing this game and I have to say, it's not worth $15 a month. I love Star Trek but this game has so many design flaws, not glitches but they have too many missions early on that have ground combat and after tolerating the shitty ground combat for 24 hours of play time I was still fighting on the ground. I hate MMOs that only start getting good when your at the highest level.

  • Teaching alien women about kissing is part of the Prime Directive

  • THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE HOSTAGES ON THE HOSTAGE SHIP IS TOO KILL THEM ALLLLL!!!!!!

  • Set phasers to frag

  • @Vicktius he hasnt watched his gf play condemned

  • this looks like Star Wars Galaxies...

  • Im bored to tears

  • this is great, it is like the YogPod :D

  • should have made it 1st person

  • sssssPOCK!

    

  • The space combat looked rather nice and got me interested, but after seeing how shit the ground combat is, I won't be trying it

  • Shoot the Plasma mines around the ship. >.<

  • Is the ground combat still shit

  • @moooo566 Yes.

  • i hate this levle

  • they don't have personal shields on the TV series or films because Star Trek Online is set a short while after Spock failed to stop the supernova destroying Romulus as mentioned in J.J. Abrams' Star Trek incarnation

  • tears, just tears

  • I am proud to say that I am called Scott Pickard, and if I ever have a son, I will call him John and his middle name will be Luke.

  • The Borg have personal shields. Stands to reason that humans eventually get it too.

  • This game is set in "THE FUTURE", about thirty years after the events of voyager. The borg is considered a joke and the personal shield tech is something that starfleet seems to have lifted for the purposes of this game.

  • They need to make a spinoff of star trek where simon voices and acts all of the characters.

    It would literally win awards.

  • They did that drunk episode in TNG too. I think that was actually the second episode ever. It was hot cuz Crusher and Troi were hella slutty and coming on to Picard and Riker

  • Had to watch these pats again, so fucking hilarious. Is there actually a good Star Trek game? Well the Elite Force games are pretty good.

  • If u like jaffers eat 1 in ur vis Simon and by the way I'm called Simon so justify your love for jaffers or il in subscribe

  • If the characters weren't in Star Trek clothing, I would have never guessed it was a Star Trek game.

  • Thank you guys, I don't really want to play the game now, but I had half an our of fun although that Janeway impession wore out quite soon...

  • i think the episode hes talking about is called naked time

  • SSSS-  POCK!

  • lol " is anyone wearing a red shirt" thats the first question honeydew asks

  • @Partmis It's Becuase in the Star trek series 90% of the time the guy with a red shit would die on a away mission.

  • I do a better Janeway!

    CHAKOTAY!!!

  • lol

  • i remember that episode of the old woman and the spock episode when he had to got to vulcan to have a duel with kirk

  • startrek is not pew pew kill kill kill pew pew kill kill kill no dead nothing. Sorry this game is not startrek just a other rip off.

  • Too bad. Star Trek fans deserve at least one good ST game.

    Star wars fans got "Knights of the old republic" series developed by bioware and X-wing series

  • @Ericzeppe its a alot better then it used to be. they have really been on top of fixing their game.

  • The problem wasent the bugs. it was the hack n slash part.

    I´m not a trekkie but i know its about exploring and diplomacy then anything else.

  • @PSNVaeVictus trouble is there's nothing to do when you're max level.

  • This is anything BUT star trek.

  • there are pfotonic grenades in an episode of voyager where the doctor goes 700 years in the future

  • @machielste1 true

  • the janeway cracked me up cus i just saw an episode and she sound jike jb with balls

  • You had me in tears of laughter with your impressions! Keep it up, guys. :D

  • Love the comentry xD

  • Spock can mind rape people... =)

  • @MrGeekGamer this game doesn't deserve a serious review. In fact, watching this video is more fun than playing it

  • It should not be called star trek, I have nothing against violent games, I play WoW , this just has nothing in common with the series and movies

  • @custoscohors You mean the series with ship battles every other episode, genocide, war and the movies with ship-to-ship and personal combat as a large part of the plots?

    Star Trek is far from peaceful, it emphasizes that it's not considered ideal.

  • hes wrong abought 2 things. startrek had photon gernades. and the borg had personal shilds.

  • great commentators...

  • "It's an MMO, you need friends."

    This.

  • I remember seeing grenades and personal shields in one of the Star Trek incarnations.

  • The drunken episode of the crew of the Enterprise, was that the episode called "The Naked Time"? I want to see that episode, it sounds hilarious, and it seems similar to "The Naked Time".

  • lol brilliant commentary...

  • You guys are fucking hilarious.  You need to do reviews of everything lol

  • lol..."Is anyone wearing a red shirt?"

  • Star Trek Online is based in the 25th century, the TV shows and movies were all between the 23rd and 24th century. The game assumes that in the 25th century, they have personal shield generators available.

  • also the fighting is like a geeky CoD

  • what about picard??

    and its a photon grenade

    diana troi got 1 shoved up her arse in the betazoid council buildiings bar

  • I love the personal sheilds. it evens things out with the borg.

    Don't know why this is a problem for everyone?

    Romulans have cloaks and so do the Klingons...Feds can't have them because the feds keep sucking up to the Romulans.....Fed can't even use the faz cloak that they came up with.

    but I will say I LOVE THIS GAME!!

  • The reason they have personal shields is because of the tech that Janeway brought back from the Delta Quadrant and the fact that its set 70 years after the last Next Generation episode...and I would also say this is a time of war. and its a game.

  • "What is the name of your ship"

    " USS Enterprise"

    "Fuck off"

    Haha, funny shit,

  • what was that explosion in the last one? WHAT IS GOING ON?!!!?!?

  • im like cpatain picard lol im a captain and have a galaxy class ship

  • This game looks like wow and aion had a one night stand and aion gave birth to this bastard child who had autism,down syndrome and turrets.

  • Looks more like EVE :/

  • I've played it and I also play EVE and played WoW, its not really like EVE, the ship combat is slightly like it, and I would say is more excieting, but the ground missions are just atrocious, there like something from a b-game from 2001.

  • as for the use of assault weapons that's completely wrong as the only people who had them in the movies/tv were elite forces/assault units (military) which wore the grey uniforms or when the ship got boarded and all hands had to defend. Red (command) Blue (science) and Yellow (security) uniforms are non military and so usually carried hand phasors on away missions.

  • I'm not sure but I think I vaguely recall the game being based after the first borg invasion and takes place during the second invasion. personal shields are supposed to be adapted from borg tech.. or something that they would have either got from 7of9 or lecutis (borg picard).

  • lol that was hilarious

  • @guardcorp "William SHatner" wtf?

    And you can have millions of Shatners haha

  • space combat looks awesome, the ground  combat looks like ass

  • These two guys are funny as fuck lol

  • Yeah, it *is* a bit too action-heavy in my opinion. Still like it though... hope they get around to making some more "diplomatic" content.

  • They did have personal shields in the Animated Series.

  • @vp21ct there was an animated series?

  • yep, in the late seventies. Hana-Barbera did it, so the animation was suck, but the story telling was fantastic, especially for less than 30 minutes. Alot of it's fans consider it's two seasons the last two years of the 5 year mission.

    On a side note, it is also one of the founding courners of the furry fandom, as Majel Barret + Cat Girl + Actually TRYING to sound sexy (like she even needs to) = instant furfetish

  • @vp21ct Because everyone knows the Animated Series is totally canon.

  • @jmrwacko Damn straight it is. If it gives me Cat-Girles with Majel Barret's voice, it's canon.

  • @vp21ct true but those were for going into space

  • @vp21ct Worf did make something like that in TNG too.

  • hahaha this is amazing

  • spinning around in his grave, AHAHAHHA

  • awh there giving you kisses lol

  • That was the worst mission so lol

  • Im sooooooooooo tired of blowing things up :(

  • Umm ya know it wasn't an old woman they disquised it was just a wrecked one,

    and the water supply did not change into alcohol! They caught some kinda virus, and spock did NOT hug kirk then punch him in the face! Geeze! Get it right!

    However I agree that roddenberry is turning in his grave.

  • LMAAOOO!!!! I fuckin died laughing when he said, "What's the name of your ship?" ".....The U.S.S. Enterprise." Lmao fuck off lol!

  • one of you sounds like Will from Inbetweeners

  • My God these guys sound like a couple of queers!

  • ahahah ' number 1 , i need a shag ' ... hahah thats brillinat u guys are fuking funny

  • I nearly choked on my lunch with the constant power fist comment. Great piss take review guys

  • Looks like another fail MMO :(

  • kirk doinking sombodys nam lol lol lol lol lol lol lol...."spok goes apeshit" lol lol lol lol lol

  • in one of the stng episodes warf goes into the holo deck to rescue his kid from a runaway holo program and makes his comunicator into a personal shield that will only last for a short time. so personal shield...ok grenade you got me...as for startrek "we come in peace...shoot to kill men!" lol lol lol lol lol you guys are still hilarious!!

  • omg fags ruening the world

  • AAhhhahahahhaahaha...awesome 5stars

  • Do you guys need more humor in the Mmorpg's? i can buy that. amen

  • lol@trolls below

    Question is how sad are YOU

    lol vid xD

  • this is the second video in a row ive seen you trolling lol you sure have a great life of trollin on youtube... oh and cyberfriends/girlfriends don't count mate

  • @Slugg3r

    3/10

    Good try. Not good enough.

  • Well the Borg have personal shields and seeing as this is set 30 years later, maybe Starfleet adapted the tech?

  • lol this game fucking blows... it was canceled before, i dont understand why they spent money getting this shit back up and releasing this fail...

  • "Star trek was all about exploring, and learning about other cultures. This looks like its just shooting people in the face."

  • IMMA CHARING MAH LAZER

  • okay yay these videos defenitly proved that this game will be buzzed about for 10 min then fall to the shadows from WOW and even further with star wars and i was actually kinda hoping this would be fun cause i never got in to star trek and i was hoping this game would but its not worth my time

  • Your commentary is fucking hilarious!

    The impressions were amazing. ^_^

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  • The shield tech came from the Borgs, adapting to diferent phaser fire. (nano tech) As for grenades... about fucken time!!! Someone in star Fleet Command grew some brains!! Plus this is based on a sci-fi... like who the fuck cares if they added new shit, anything is possible! I hope one of these planets had a Titty Bar, so I could wax Seven Of Nine's Borg ASS... LOL

  • can i git a lightsaber?

  • photon grenades, in DS9 during the dominion war. know your Star Trek. And Gene Rodenberry is not in a grave, his ashes were launched into space.

  • the game is 30 years after voyager, so i think by then, they can invent a personal shield matrix

  • you guys are funny as hell, but ts not a review :P

  • lmao, vomit and piss.  oh man

  • You guys don't do a good job of reviewing the game. Is it good or bad? All you two are doing is rambling...

  • This game is pure dog shit, and I love MMO's and Star Trek.

  • THIS is Star Trek

  • LOL CHAKOTAY!!

    I did that Hostage Ship fight really easily :O

  • One question about the game: Is it like wow? do you have to pay for each month of gameplay?

  • Yup. But you can also subscribe for 3, 6 months or take a Lifetime subscription and save some money.

  • I have another question. How is the gameplay when in flight with the starship? Can I for example have gameplay inside the bridge of the ship and are the fire, shield and manouver controls voice activated? Like... "Polorize the hull plating". "Charge weapons". "Aim for their warpcore". ?

  • CHAKOTAY!

    Though you do a bad Picard :P

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  • AHAHHHAHH!!!! Ok, you guys are funneh! I'm in the Early Start of this game, and I'm really not seeing it either.

  • Ha, I'm with him, this looks like a typically monotonous boring MMO.

  • LOL funny stuff, keep it up.

  • There were grenades in the enterprise TV series =P

  • Listening to you two speak is much more entertaining than the game itself, so far. I find it funnny that the one really good thing I hear about it from my friend is that it's friendly to roleplayers.

  • hahahahahaah CHAKOOOTAY! im tempted to make that my text message sound

  • This looks...really boring.

  • Lots of people have problems with the hostage ship in the last part of this mission and are crying for nerfs. its a fight that actually requires some thought and some actually use of skills. and people QQ, it took me 2 attempts. rotate through shields, use your officers abilities and broadside it as much as you can, everone thinks you need to destroy it, you dont you just to get it to about 30% hull then you can transport out the hostages and GG mission complete.

  • it's not hard - nothing in this game is hard. you respawn, run back, and their ship hasnt recovered properly. you can basically corpse run your way through this game with no problems. i was complaining because the ground combat is a boring faceroll, so theres never any point wasting talents there. Yet despite putting every single talent point in ship combat and spending all my gold on (albeit marginal) upgrades, I still have trouble despite tactics being fine

  • oh i know dude, i wasnt moaning at you :P, more at all the people in the zone chat i hear everyday.

    and ill agree that the ground combat is boring.

  • There is no pvp. Crap.

    They are gonna put Consensual pvp, exactly the same as the champion coliseum. FAIL

  • You are an idiot, there is 6 factions and thre are contested areas just like in WoW and if you come across an opposite faction you kill em. In space or planetside. Get your facts straight...... FAIL

  • if everyone can have the same name and ship names, how do you tell the difference ? and how do you talk to people?

  • "is anyone wearing a red shirt" lol

  • You guys rule! +1 for you :)

  • press the shields

  • Is this ConanX from WoW?

  • i no nothn of trek..but soon as i heard janeway.. i laughed my ass off..an watch more of ur vids..

  • This reminds me of Star Trek Starfleet Command. I used to LOVE LOVE those strategy space combat games when I was younger....

  • How the hell can you guys past comment and credible review watching a video of the game?

  • Guys u're mental :)) - funny as hell. thx...the ground combat looks unimpressive

  • I think you guys should review games more often, Good honest opinions.

    Please keep up the good work.

  • WHERE IS HONNEY DEW ?

  • @TiGaer01

    i dont think they do this to be funny, they do this because they like doing it, the viewers on the other hand do find them funny.

    if you dont like their humor, dont watch it, pretty simple

  • AT First i thought those two guys commenting on that Video where disgusting (Quite like the game),.... but i have to admit after watching it from start to finish i absolutly love it !!!

    "The jeffrys tubes are full of Piss and Vomit"

    That gets a 10 out of 10 from me (As the games shit, at least i can drop of some Points here :) ).

    After 2 days of boredom and disgust over the childish piece of crap that happens to be THE Trek Game of all times ,... this Video Review here made me laugh !

  • video was fun xD but that game sucks;P