Creationist Cat vs Feminism!

[BillKiernan]

"DAAAMN!" hhahaha

[cowleanna]

lol

god does not exist

Fuck religion :P

[lozman67]

I like wat u say CC, but sum peeple say dat you are a fake - SO DO I!! I tink you are an evil athiest plot to seek out and destroy da peeple of GOD. How do i know dis - COS YOU'RE A TALKING CAT!!! .God creating a talking cat? Dat's just STOOPID! He only ever makes snakes and donkeys talk! FACT.

[creationistcat]

@lozman67

Ok, first of all don't be a jerkface and mock my typing impediment like dat. I mean how many cats can type in da first freaking place? I'm guessing I'm at least one of very few. Second of all DIDN'T YOU WATCH DA FREAKING VIDEO??? In da begining I'm typing on da computer and doing all deez crazy tings dat only humans can do. What more proof do you need?????? If dats not going to satisfy you den nutting will... FACTS=What ateeists hate da most ;(

[lozman67]

@creationistcat OK, de facts convince me dat your OK with me an God. :).. as your , like a cat an like a person as well, I hope you don't lick your balls, cos Christine O' connell sex dats BAD, as she ROCKZ!

[HybridD91]

Creationist Cat, do you likez the pussay or the dawgs, r both cuz you getz around?

[creationistcat]

@HybridD91

Non Interspecies sex is disgusting, unless it's male cat on human female sex, den it's totally cool.

[hznfrst]

That sound you hear is all the radical feminists' heads exploding.

PS: I like Rebecca Watson, so there.

[creationistcat]

@hznfrst

No dats cool if you like Rebecca Watson, I like her too, in fact I tink she's still in wid my channel reccomendations on my channel page. Sure, she may be a god hating sodomite ateeist, but I gotta say dat vagina is top notch.

[iseezapie]

Oh god, rebecca watson, she is the reason i can't take feminists seriously

[HybridD91]

@iseezapie Because briely mentioned how she got upset when a guy asked her to his room for coffee early in the morning after giving a talk about something similar and how it bugs her?

[BlackJeopardy]

I was expecting meow meow meow but this is so much better..

[geyza0711]

When chasing the red dot (lazor pointor) in the intro, was the first time I saw you non horizontal.

Oh yeah before I forget... ALL HAIL CREATIONIST CAT!!!

[mattgresh1]

LOLOLOL 3:40

[Frizzurd]

Creationist Cat needs to send a video to The Amazing Atheist

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

How would sexually harassing awesomerants get you in trouble? I thought you weren't bound by the laws of man.

[creationistcat]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria

I'm referring to Da SPIRITUAL LAW dat god established. Use dat irreducibly complex brain god gave you, already!!!

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

@creationistcat But that spiritual law is only for man also, as you have stated many times before

[creationistcat]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria

Oh I'm sorry, I guess you have one of doze electric brains, WELL FREAKIN TURN IT ON ALREADY! I am saying dat I am NOT bound to da spiritual law, dat is da law I am referring to dat I am NOT bound to. As for diss instance aldoe I am not subject to earthbound/legal law (aka laws devised by man) I am unfortunately bound to comply wid some of it's social laws if I want to keep a healthy subscriber base. Hence macking on a 14 year is a no no, plus even I tink it's gross...

[Buggs01]

One of the funniest videos I've seen in years - Pure genius Sir!

[xomiakas]

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW the cat penis thing blew my mind

[vanhouten64]

Hey CC! Please do more videos about Rebecca Watson, PZ Myers, etc. I will give you some tuna or whatever.

[FatalAnimal]

LOL - love the channel

[TheBadcop69]

well played creationist cat, well played. you win this round!

[Drgamedood]

CreationistCat, can you PM me the list of youtubers at 1:22? Thanks! :D

[zacthebold]

I would be interested to know what kind of animals penis that was.

[mistacramer]

@zacthebold

Felis catus

[zacthebold]

@mistacramer No it isn't. I've seen a cats penis. It's like a little narrow red alien probe thing. No spikes.

[zacthebold]

@mistacramer I take it back, I just saw the full clip this features. I don't know how I never saw that on my cat. It's actually on every member of the cat family.

[Mectrixctic]

@zacthebold

I think it was the penis without fur on.

[zacthebold]

@Mectrixctic The funny thing is it was out. It was extended out about an inch and a half. Still couldn't see the barbs.

[Mectrixctic]

@zacthebold

As I can tell, they're really small.

Inch and half? Jees that is one long cat dong.

[zacthebold]

@Mectrixctic My sister said her cat she had a long time ago had a 4 incher.

[Mectrixctic]

@zacthebold

Jeez. I guess they weren't neutered, lol.

[zacthebold]

That is a female cat. You can tell even without seeing the genitalia. The body shape and the color patterns give it away. Only females are calico.

[Klingschor]

This is one of the best videos evaaaaaaaaar

[Mithr0s]

My gawd....this is my new favorite channel. Still LMAO!

[CMO999]

You're funny

[Mectrixctic]

Lol, you're such a perv CC.

[Jessymandias]

wow, I'm surprised Ayn Rand didn't stick around...

[Unworshipediety]

hahahahaha lol these just get funnier and funnier

[swp90]

OH how I despise the Skepchick after that whole elevator thing.

[robtbo]

As an atheist retard, I am relieved that you're attracted to human females, as opposed to, say, Edward Current's cat. I couldn't cling to my desire to be damned if faced with a litter such as you and Miss Delilah would spawn.

Even the most retarded of us atheists knows that kettehs R 2 kyoot 2 rezizt.

[coda623]

@BarryGormley2010 I recall two videos where she talks about atheism. Nothing special if you ask me. I respect her and she's one of my favorite subscriptions. I realize she's an atheist and she has made a couple atheist videos. But nothing major. Anyway, it's not like it really matters.  Take care.

[rosskay]

hey Mila's name is prouncouned with a "y" yovovich" :)

[creationistcat]

@rosskay

"hey Mila's name is prouncouned with a "y" yovovich" :)"

Tanks! By da way, I don't tink I'll need any help pronouncing "And you can kiss my Butt-ovich".

[rosskay]

@creationistcat I feel sad to see so few people know about serbian culture and some basic things about them. Jovovich is not *that* hard ;x

[rosskay]

@creationistcat lol your welcome

[sheri226]

That's one hell of a staff you have working for you!

[mkbcoolman]

Damn cock blocking gerbils.

[slitor]

Why ladies....its ribbed for your pleasure *growr*

[jussts]

Lookin' all like Milla Juh-vovich and shit!

[JohnnyDart76]

LOL, such a hilarious parody of fundie thinking. Kudos to the guy(or gal) who thought this up.

[luisdez81]

XD

Jerry such a playa hater.

I <3 Janeane!

[GrapplingIgnorance]

Hahaaha, yes!

[Ozma3000]

Wait, aren't male calico cats sterile?

[rosskay]

@Ozma3000 I don't beleive there are male calicos :)

[ChairmanNuke]

This isn't just cat penises. it is all of them.

[rosskay]

@ChairmanNuke LOL!

[creationistcat]

@coda623

I never said I was taking on dee youtube atheist community, I said I was taking on dee "entire, female atheist community". She is an atheist and if you want to get technical she's more a part of da specific community dat you mentioned dan eider Jaenene Garofolo or Ayan Hirsi Ali. So dare you go. And as for diss Assburgers ting, I don't know what it is, but it sure sounds delicious.

[creationistcat]

@coda623

Oh, and what record is diss? Da record dat you arbitrarily pulled out of your butt? I didn't know you have dee ability to pwess recawds wid your rectum. Diss is truly impressive.

I'll have you know I happen to have a typing impediment, deez paws make it vawy hawd to type! So rude of you to point it out!

[TheMinxTail]

@coda623 Well, yeah, this entire channel drips with the facetious. It's kind of the point, to be that corny, right? When you're this deep in self-aware irony.

[noswonky]

You're a very attractive feline.

[XHeavensEclipse]

P.S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[skeeleraar]

I masturbated a little when watching this

[creationistcat]

@skeeleraar

Just a little?

[skeeleraar]

Don't worry, I went back to the Tooltime video to finish the job

[koantin]

@creationistcat Don't you mean to say that he'll burn in hell because masturbation is a sin?

[OldeVampyr]

Uh oh, you do realize you just ruined the illusion of female atheists of being unattractive.

[PETE4REALITY]

Very funny, love it.!!

[fruitikay]

WHOA WTF I'm a female atheists and didn't make it on the pwnage list. Maybe my arguments are just too good for you, huh CC? Too afraid of me? Alright I see how it goes.

[GoblinXXX]

Man, cock-blocked by a gerbil. Sucks to be you, Creationist Cat.

[needlermasta]

You should have done Zinnia Jones....

[dimebag690]

That was purrrrrrfect

[Poscopic]

CC you're my hero

[shiningpaths]

Incubi can finally be explained. It was you all along, Creationist Cat... Perv.

[richo61]

Great!

Loved seeing all those great atheist women!

[benaberry]

prepair for some females kicking your ass!

[Shadowlit001]

Between this one and the last video CC is trying damn hard to get laid, at least he finally found someone willing to take his daemonic razor cock.

[AtheistAussie]

LOOL!

[ClumsyRoot]

That voice just kills me. :)

[ScentedNectar]

Oh fuck, even the credits had me laughing to the point of near tears. :D

[CompletelyLovely]

It's strange... I can't stop thinking about your tiny barbed kitty wang.

[poweratheist]

wow. what was that documentary called about the evil penis?

[TechGriffin]

lmao

[urwormfood]

This is why Bob Barker says Have your pets spayed or neutered.

[jjcrazi]

CC if you keep your dick in your pants you can sleep in my bed and have your tummy rubbed by this little atheist chick any time lol

[mchance27]

CC, I love you.

[AtheismTV]

The baable say you shouldn't look at a woman with lust. Unless you two are not married in which case it's fine. Or if she's war booty.

[toppledgod]

Cats humping on youtube, whatever next!

[Texemosis]

lol most awesome episode yet.

[Holammer]

Cat penises aren't that weird. Animals like ducks, turtles or the abominable echidna make cats look relatively normal.

That is to say, what is normal in the kingdom Animalia?

[dtm52]

CC is unbeatable. Go CC.

[zabukazar]

I haven't seen jiggle like that in a creationistcat video since the one about HappyCabbie.

[ambygirl1008]

Hooray for the female Atheists! This video made my day. Thanks CC! 

[BornWithoutReligion]

awwwww... I wish I were awesome enough to have made it into that screen of atheist chicks :(

[Dudeatheist]

Laci would've stuck around, home girl is freaky in a positive way... see what I did there.

[nekedemus]

I suddenly regret gotten my feline GBech sterilized.

[xxxThePeachxxx]

Big titty inspector = Diana Boston

LMAO!!

and

EWWW...

[creationistcat]

@xxxThePeachxxx

Yes, she was vawy helpful in da making of diss video... :)

[DeeDemonwitch]

@creationistcat well being something of a complete tit herself, I image she was ;)

[maalbe987]

But CC, if you're Christian, then you're not supposed to have sex before marriage!

[creationistcat]

@maalbe987

I always have to explain diss... Yes, I am an agent of da lord and am sworn to defend his word, da word of da bible. But see, da bible is da laws of MAN. I'm a freaking cat, so I don't have to play by doze rules. I'm a free agent. So sex before marriage for you = burning in hell for eternity, sex before marriage for me = a freakin' good time... And deez atheist girls are gonna burn in hell anyway so day don't got anyting to lose!!!

[maalbe987]

@creationistcat Ah, now it all makes sense!

[justicetrooper]

Using a quote from elevator gate at the end. XD

[bobster451]

Hey calico cats are all females! It is a genetic certainty.

You're a fake Creationist Cat!

Or are you a transsexual???

I want answers!!!

[creationistcat]

@bobster451

Diss is just anudder one of da medias blatant freakin' lies dat are perpetuated to smear god fearing cats like my freakin' self.  Genetic certainty - genetic shmertainty. CC is all man so don't you freakin' forget it!

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

@creationistcat Have you impregnated 1 or more cats?

[creationistcat]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria

Are you freaking kidding me? I'm da ODB of da cat community. Check out my Creationist Cat vs. VFX video for furder clarification on diss matter.

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

@creationistcat If you are a calico cat you must be either a female, or a male with XXY chromosomes, and all males with XXY chromosomes are sterile and retarded. So you are either a female or are sterile and retarded. PWNED!!!

[MercenaryBlackWaterz]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria Stupid godless sodomite da cat is UNPWNABLE because he has da lord on his side ok

[bobster451]

@creationistcat My apologies CC!

[19822andy]

@bobster451 The Cat was zapped through the Internet by God. God can do anything he wants. Therefore the Cat goes from female dumb cat to male smart cat. I think God can do that. It says it in the Bible..Yeah the book of Leviiticats.

[bobster451]

@19822andy My bad! CC straightened that shit out for me and I will never question this coloration scheme on him again!

[SgtBriZZle]

@bobster451 Nope, about 1 in 3000 calicos are male, although they generally have an extra chromosome, only about 1 in 10000 are fertile. True facts, google that shit!

[bobster451]

@SgtBriZZle Okay! Thanks for the info. Kind of rare and yes, they do exist.

I have apologized to CC.

[SIC66SIC66]

:D great!

You know, you should team up with Edward Current. You will form an impenetrable front against those stupid atheists!

You teach them!

[animevet]

aren't calicos female?

[SgtBriZZle]

@animevet Nope, there is the occasional male.

[evilyakko]

Is it bad that i already knew cats had barbed penises?

[evilyakko]

Is it bad that i already knew cats had barbed penises?

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

This channel gets better every day.

[Dar0A0Nakk]

So who is next to pwned bye The Cat?

[nge1301]

fuck bitches

haha, joke

fuck women

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

I am not a supporter of feminism, but I think that men and women should have the same rights

[H1TMANactual]

Learned something new about a cat's penis today.

[slitor]

@H1TMANactual PFT! I allready knew about that...you dont spend 18 years on the internet without learning a thing or two about gynecology.

[thewakkydude]

Oh come on, putting bionicdance on there and NOT pwning her is a big tease!

[creationistcat]

@thewakkydude

"Oh come on, putting bionicdance on there and NOT pwning her is a big tease!"

Hey, it's not my fault if she's a freaking tease!

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

@creationistcat I'd try and win Bionic Dance back. Only a cyborg could possibly take a big bodaciously barbed baculum such as that!

[DeeDemonwitch]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria Ummm, yeah right. Like she's interested in any sort of baculum ;)

[13baldjj]

Pwned. Again.

[sozmuso]

I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME! :)