German Coastguard

[LidiaMonniect484]

ha bin ne sau

[streetskater86]

Das ist lustig.

[LeolaJeanerc667]

na bin aus hamburg

[JamikaWanzz122]

ha ich wiege 300 kilo

[Claptonisgod1989]

I sink he has to improve his english xD

[weldorn]

überrrlebens...rrradarrr ^^

[jurandkay]

Absolutely brilliant in its honest simplicity. I learned English with "Berlitz" back in 1964. It's a Berlitz ad and as brilliant and the school itself. Reminds me of a German guest in an English restaurant endlessly waiting to get his lunch served, when finally he asked the waiter: "When do I become a sausage?"

[GasmaskGorbachev762]

@jurandkay Sir, you just posted perhaps the funniest foreign-related question on YouTube.

[TheMetalCrusade]

I'm German and I *sink* - that's funny as hell! xD

[superawsomething11]

to sink, or not to sink... That is the Question

[Tatertots2theRetards]

Oh my god, the first time I saw this I almost peed myself laughing! So brilliant!

[exzedrin]

lmfao



[guineapigworld8232]

i  LLLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE this! I heard this in world laguages today. YAY!

[jingleface]

"what are you sinking about?"

[ThePokemonAMVs]

haha, zum schluss "freude schöner götterfunken" :DDD das hat mir echt den rest gegeben :D

[vivalamirez]

OMFG.. i started out laffing so hard mum outside me room tot i was in pain.

[Adium]

Showed this to my wife who is Korean with a strong accent. She wanted to know what the guy was thinking about too.

[ApertureAce]

Haha. Warrant Officer showed this to us in Navy JROTC Class.

[thelazycomic]

This is a freakin' riot. I laughed so hard. However, in all honesty, the guy in the video knows more words in English than I know in German. LOL

[bigtunanorway]

I have been laughing for the past 5 mins straight....tahnkyou so muchahahahahahahahjksdfjkasgdj­hasjhdgfhahahahahahahahahhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ROFLMAO

[Sjtult]

15 Germans did not like this video, haha :D

[rudolftheduck]

don't worry Germans we Dutchies are just as worse at pronouncing THINKING

[Westjet007]

Ach, ich liebe alle meine Germans :)

[thetechzonelive]

Bahaha!

[lendigo]

This is the best! I remember I had such a fun first year in US,...:) OK, .....stop "sinking" about life, start living it!!!! :) :):)

[kellycool789]

Lol sooo funny I love this great!!

[lraesmith]

best video of the day! can't wait to show it to my German in-laws! LOL

[bajp5]

Wat r u singing about?

[kfitz78]

what are you sinking about, lol

[cattiecupcake]

Oh man, this is SO cute. Anytime I'm feeling down, remind me to watch this :3

[matyus111]

LOLOLOL

[captainspoof101]

hahahahahahaahahah so good 

[ericaarvy]

i absolutely love this!

[ichliebeBill4leben94]

soooo funny! i love this!

[HesseJamez]

Even Germans sink sat sis very funny is....

[cheerfulremorse]

"we're sinking!! we're sinking!!"

"vat are you sinking about?" love it!

[hennsl5]

UST GENIUS

[JollyRogerVF84]

Years ago a Scot showed me this video. Oh yes we German and the "th". lmao

[Kayzaks]

This Video has WIN written all over it!!

[beautifulgirls92]

What G-E-N-I-U-S has thought of this?? XD It's amazing.

[FixedLensProductions]

"vhat are you sinking about?" hilarious!

[GERMANANIMEUPLOAD]

@FixedLensProductions it's meant to be what are you "THINKING" about. xD

[filipecastano]

I love the guy's accent

[SkyValleySpaceCadet]

hahaha

[cisancr]

I really have more fun hearing the americans speaking german on my german course :) LMAO!!

[Bl00dnoob]

I am Sinking about im sinking^^

[deadpoolshakk]

LOL I love it!!!!!!!!!!

[SneakySuh]

im not so sure if there are coast guards in the north of germany but theres definately enough water for someone to watch it!

[luc59457]

We're sinking, we're sinking!!! German coastguard: What are you Sinking about? Priceless!

[x1asdfghjkl1x]

Lmao there arent even any caosts in Germany XD

[BrennenderDrache]

@x1asdfghjkl1x  yes they are.... in the north

[sokratesComenius]

@x1asdfghjkl1x haha ignorant person.

ever been to school!?

[roskildahphreak]

@x1asdfghjkl1x Dumb asshole! Ever looked a fucking map?

And do explain that you can take a boat from GERMANY to SCANDINAVIA?? HUH!!?!?

[Naggerts]

@roskildahphreak

Hey, maybe you should consider taking some English lessons as well? Who knows, you might end up learning something about spelling and grammar

[roskildahphreak]

@Naggerts Dear fucktard: I was tired and wrote that at about 5 in the morning.

Capishe? Ok! Now have a cookie and fuck off!

[Naggerts]

@roskildahphreak Awh all those petty excuses “it was 5 in the morning”, “I was born in a barnyard".. Just admit you are a stupid and mentally retarded 12 year old, with some sad, sad anger issues. Did your parents often beat you up as a kid? Hey one good advice, if you ever want people from the outside world, to take you serious: stop using caps, stop insulting people, and stop crying like a fucking baby

[roskildahphreak]

@Naggerts Blah blah blah!

No need to reply cause im not reading. Youre a faggot. Now fuck off

[XxvChillerxX]

hahahahaha xD what do you thinking about ?

wie geol

[VHViking63]

this is so funny!

[bandhurey]

I repeat... the ad actually says - Learn German or die ... thinking.

[TheTrueWill1]

lol. wat a retard

[goldyfishgirl]

haha we watched this in our german class.

[alecs992]

ahahaha this is the best commercial

[crazy4pking]

looooooooooooooool

[IRI5HJ4CK]

ROFL

[1yo2many]

lol

[wdzw1910]

WIDZEW POLEN

[prolo67]

Freude schöner Götterfunken!

Freud of mohr bjutiful godfunks!

[prolo67]

and we DO have a sense of humour!

STILLGESTANDEN!

JAWOHL!;)

[kayjayfly1]

classic vid...i cant stop laughing at this one!hahahaha

[DerEntenmann]

jaja, wir Deutschen und unser Akzent ^^

[LiNoCrAzY15]

HA HA HA what are you sinking about....!

[Kazka13]

Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut. Haha, neither of the two are good at speaking eachother's languages :P.

[prolo67]

@Kaz

well,that was a perfect,mate;)

du altes arschloch!;)

[Kazka13]

Sie relize Sie hat mich gerade angerufen ein "asshole"? Ich sehe keinen Grund, mich zu nennen. Es sei denn, Sie versuchen, nett zu sein und es kam einfach aus falsch

[Likethat11]

bring on the hate

i can take it ;D

[Likethat11]

epic cus its true.. germans suck at english xD

[prolo67]

@Like

yeah,hiularious.

and you suck at german,du schweinhunder;)

[joshuaspolar]

haha typscher Ami der warscheinlich kein Deutsch versteht

[Pooki70729]

:P Entschuldigen Sie bitte, bitte nicht ärgern Amerikaner. Du weißt nicht, was du redest. Ich verstehe Deutsch perfekt, und ich bin Amerikaner. Danke.

[Krazilok]

and you're better at it? what the hell is "cus"?

[xtraCreamcheese]

Better than we are at German.....

[Tercerokun]

LMAO

[doodiewat3r]

Anybody who thinks this is offensive is an idiot. This is probably one of the funniest commercials I've seen.

[josephwdlee]

wow this totally owns

[nathanbaker88]

Erstaunlich.... (thats German.)

[pyrotech13]

hahahaha

[pokeandrun]

Epic video -.-

[RockQueen29]

Strong.

[MrNitrofire]

STUPID AMERICAN EGO ..

[HikoSeijuroXIII]

The sinking people were actually British judging by the accent of their spokesperson.

[TurbineProductionsX]

@HikoSeijuroXIII yes.... work that one out by yourself?

[EmelyneD]

I love this it's so funny. I have a German foreign exchange student and she laughed her ass of at this.

[r4pidrange8]

@EmelyneD LOL

[LemonLadyAnni]

the german guy don't say "sinking", he tried to say "thinking", because the understand it this way. most germans can't say "th" so they just say "s", and sinking sounds the same as thinking.

[profudge]

@LemonLadyAnni no shit sherlock thats the joke....

[Gutemine1234]

Hm.. the boatcrew had better taken a few lessons in German

[jaynemharper]

WHAT

ARE

YOU

...

SINKING

ABOUT

[theroxasparadox]

awesome...just, awesome

[xvoissurtoncheminx]

This. Is. Pure. GENIUS.

[r4pidrange8]

@xvoissurtoncheminx Indeed!

[embedded111]

fuckin' amazing. almost shit my pants

[Kazka13]

XD!!!!! Vhat ar yoo sinking aboout?

[chellamae1]

my friend's impression is way better!

[muby88]

how can your friends impression be better than the original lol?

[joshuaspolar]

haha yeah that doesn't make any sense

[Moddin1986]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHHAhah MAYDAYMAYDAY

[mich021]

hahahahaha!!

[princeali72]

This ad will never die, I crack up every time i see it!

[ashtonnumber1]

uh ello ziss iz ze german coastgaurd....WE ARE SINKING I REPEAT WE ARE SINKING......uh vaat are you sinking about.....

[xstormyx11]

love it

[EvaSatsuma]

hahaha.... what are you TH/S inking about?

[m0rtenDK]

HAHAHAHAH HALERIOUS!

[C3P0meetsData]

What are they saying in the begining?

[fenix159]

Nothing of importance:

This is my sector. This is the most important device - the "coast guardian". That device, that device, that device... "survival radar"!

[joshuaspolar]

ja aber bitte auf Deutsch?

uns Amerikanerinnen hören schnelles Deutsch nicht so gut

[MoRulez]

Affengeiles Video, wenn man bloß öfter so etwas im Fernsehen hätte!!! Genial!!

[ElChristino101]

xD this cracks me up everytime. =]

[keyinregulus3]

A: They're thinking about how they're sinking.

[sportsmansZenobia]

haha! this is pretty funny. i heard of berlitz alot. they run foreign language school all around the world.

[Rifleman132]

haha this is the best :D

[Trumanz]

Why don't the Americans learn german instead?

[lojafan]

first, they are not Americans. Second, why should they?

[Trumanz]

Americans or British, doesn't matter, the reason why they should learn german while navigating near german coast ? ... I don't know ... so they won't die? Is it good enough?

[swaffelaer]

Because you lost the bloody war, that is why.

[snuffelbaarsje]

flauwe zak !

was 70 jaar geleden....

een humor-gen is bij jou niet aanwezig

swaffel je zusje nog maar eens

[Trumanz]

you lost the war in Vietnam, start speaking Vietnamese bitch lol

[Alexabix]

LOL. Pwned :D

[ascarpenter]

If you've ever taught English in China then you'll totally appreciate this video. So funny!!!

[kdawghorn45]

hahahahha

[brownies9999]

hahaha

[Lazyshadow34]

hahahahahahaah what are you sinking about or thinking about lol

luv it!

[ScottM2495]

Ginger.

[trousersacf]

so this is where my m8 got it from......the lying git sed he made it up 1 nite when he was bored

[anditwasGOOD5]

its me again the video is called 'do you speak English?' its really funny, but on the other hand DUMB...:)

[dowling1981]

Rammstein?

[anditwasGOOD5]

i can't stop playing this video....:)

i never like get tired of it.....:)

[anditwasGOOD5]

that is awesome... i love it!

[imperialcereal]

hahahaha what are u sinking about?

[crudemood]

best punchline ever!! hahaha

[DiaboloPhat]

Ahaha omg sooo funny!!!XDDDIt s sooo right!!XD

[pikkuser]

This is a norwegian Commercial. Pride!

[soccer19199]

are you stupid.... he said "sis is the German Coast Guard"....

[germinat0r]

uhm yeah... I don't know where you are from but I'm actually german and I speak 5 languages fluently. How about you "Faggot"?!

Google yourself before you try to act smart dumbass

[annodomini80]

I sank you ~~

[annodomini80]

I sank you for your so sinking comment!

[pikkuser]

There is no point in discussing this with you, since you obviously don't realise the fact that no matter how many languages you speak, the commercial is produced in Norway for a language school. They decided to use germans and the german language in this commercial, due to the fact that germans in general suck when it comes to languages. But you don't seem to understand what I am trying to convey to you, so either look up the producer of this commercial; Berlitz, or stop ridiculing yourself.

[jerni77]

Don't be so offensive....it is not because Germans suck in languages. As an American that knows a lot of Germans from college, they have a tendency of over-pronouncing "z" , sometimes it sounds like they speak in plural, sometimes they confuse the "th" sound with "s".

But you have to understand that the same can apply to the British "ou" sound or the hispanic "j" instead of "y" sound.

[sarahchad75]

@jerni77 It isn´t offensive to Germans actually-I am a Business English teacher and they find it funny :)

[TheBehlit]

AH! That was hilarious. It's rare you find a video on YouTube that's actually funny. 5 stars hahahaha

[androiden]

haha i love clap on the shoulder xD

[liodun1208]

really can not help to play it again and again

[Ngirl25]

Haha I never get tired of watching this video!! :P

[reqware]

Ahahaha, what's the matter with his English? The point is that they made this movie in 1943...

[MykaL246]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!!­!

LMFAO!!

I love this! I can't stop playing it!

[MusicSavesYourLife]

im sinking that this iz funni

[bradklepperich]

lol that blew my funny fuzzz

ha ha ha ha ha ha that was so funny what are u sinking about?

[matildamagpie]

bwahahhaha!!! I think this is hilarious, i can't stop watching it!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[penny121]

lool

[Dakiato]

Wow. Never thought i would get THIS many views!

[Forthoseabouttherock]

i think, they are thinking about they are sinking :-)

[Scarletpanda]

LOL ahhh that blew my funny fuse

[Ariel2804]

LOL!

[RCA0519]

Dat vas de most hilareeus funny Deutchen video of alles times!

[SDoubleGG]

Whahaha to awesome

[mgmgeist]

is that before or after he took the language course?

[chica476]

well, he did his best, i give him an A for effort

[chixhockeyrox12]

wow...

[suds42]

LOL...that's funny!

[knuckles15961]

yea thats hialrious SUDs or should i say BD!!!!!

[LionessFury]

Haha, I love this.

[booya2336]

hahaha way funny! =D

[15ZJ]

Zis is za german coast guard! Vat are u sinking about?

So, freaking funny. Damn those germans for being so damn funny!

[shehasclassiness]

Thats funny lol!

[zieg3rman]

Amazing! Absolutely AMAZING!