i remember this its from the book called "the giver". very good book but didn't get the part when the giver always had to touch jonas with his tunic off. weird because jonas wanted it-_-
179 people are sitting, eating, cofined by walls and ceilings... pondering human beings, inbred life-forms flopping around like minless pigs. They race into the night, through the rain, they fight. 'Cause the rain isn't water, it's blood. And acid. And diarrhea. They slip towards the depths of hell and try to grab a tangle of roots, but they are actually Internet cables... like slimy tape-worms eating through the earth. They slip. They fall. They die.
THAT WAS SOME DEEP CHIZ as mi friend would say........AND YES ITS ME AGAIN lol grrr i know but could u plzzz. go to wattpad.com n type in the girl who wishes :) great story!!
He's talking about how it skips from the dad to the mom and you can see the wine on the table when it's showing the dad and as soon as it goes to the mom the wine is in her hand.
"Inbred life forms flopping around like mindless pigs" Lol! My new quote of the month (yes I have a quote of the month). Thanks, Matt! We love Fuplers!
This is absolutely HILLARIOUS! So many unforgetable qoutes! My sister and I found ur videos a long time ago, and everytime I see her we exchange Fupler quotes...
Frigging Comedy, Dark Seinfield, or Romano quality comedy. This is good, really good, I would take time out of my busy frigging day to watch your schtick. OutfuckingStanding seriously.
just used this poem in class XD
Precuremadi 4 days ago
song at the end is Bo Burnham Rant.
Nldalie2772 2 weeks ago
is it odd that i'm a little in love with kevin...?
hellokittyninjastar 1 month ago in playlist the fuplers :)
@MrHomelessMilk haha wowww stereotype much?!
Multipandabearlover 1 month ago
I started laughing as soon as Kevin opened his mouth to "sing".
jellyfish4400 1 month ago
Funny how someone isn't fat yet with that amount of noodles
StalkingCheez 1 month ago
Colorful?
kyaheartsyou 2 months ago
MMHMMM VERY COLOURFUL... HAHAHAA
foreveryouandme69 2 months ago
everyones eating something different
Wizardman555 2 months ago
@Piero1998 you actually read it all? I gave up on it cause it was so boring and weird.. It sounded like child porn D:
PsychoticEmoChick 2 months ago
i remember this its from the book called "the giver". very good book but didn't get the part when the giver always had to touch jonas with his tunic off. weird because jonas wanted it-_-
Piero1998 2 months ago
I have the exact same cups with the polka dots. and the wine glasses. did you steal my cups?
musichl 2 months ago
emo $wag
XXEpicxfacexpwnXX 2 months ago in playlist "The Fuplers" web series
That was so awesome I died.
princess12caspian 2 months ago
they're actually ethernet cables
Killinemdead1 3 months ago
LOL! The poem is awesome.
weberockinyo 3 months ago in playlist "The Fuplers" web series
Dean is pisssssed
tarlynelo 3 months ago
"Might be good for someone who has a lot of teenage angerrr.."
"Kevin!"
That made me laugh so loud.
mccartneyjay 4 months ago in playlist "The Fuplers" web series 3
lol kevin is hot :P
ktbspa123 4 months ago 2
funny
lildesichica 4 months ago
@zizumia1 no its "Am I not turtely enough for the tuetle club.". sorry for my spelling iys hard to type on an ipod
bobbycoyote 4 months ago
lol
aintnette 4 months ago
he's a poet and he didnt even know it
asianinvasion84 4 months ago 32
@asianinvasion84 All emos are poets
MrHomelessMilk 1 month ago
Like lindsey said last episode, hes going straight to hell !!
picklezupyurnose 4 months ago 2
The Dad reminds me of the Master of Disguise, Turtle, "Am I not good enough for the Turtle Club?" Lol
Zizumia1 4 months ago 3
@Zizumia1 I LOVE THAT MOVIE!! And yes, he does xD
richalvarezfan101 4 months ago
179 people are sitting, eating, cofined by walls and ceilings... pondering human beings, inbred life-forms flopping around like minless pigs. They race into the night, through the rain, they fight. 'Cause the rain isn't water, it's blood. And acid. And diarrhea. They slip towards the depths of hell and try to grab a tangle of roots, but they are actually Internet cables... like slimy tape-worms eating through the earth. They slip. They fall. They die.
CrystalWolves978 4 months ago 4
i love this music!
HALTMADIEKLAPPETUSSE 5 months ago
more Fuplers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drCasey555 5 months ago
gay
albertalexandria 5 months ago
ahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahha the poem/lyrics was effing hilarious!! esp the diarrhoea bit
mimprincesa 5 months ago
Jeszcze jedna reklama Prawa i Sprawiedliwości i rzucam internet na dobre...
MrPointofviev 5 months ago
komon kev lol!
windhowl22 5 months ago
this is like a TV show ! is it ???
TheVeisonchen 6 months ago
@TheVeisonchen no lol
thepersonwhostalksyo 6 months ago
The mother's reaction is ALWAYS priceless! *lol*
msas 6 months ago
this wasn't always the title of this video was it?
HDDeer 6 months ago
neat : )
deepsunflower 6 months ago
his speed overwhelms me
laDUCK4life 6 months ago
The video would be perfect if the music start at 1:37 not 1:45
hak1111111 6 months ago
Those were the best lyrics I've EVER heard
MrDamnSHt 6 months ago
Kev is quite the poet.
Vereis 6 months ago
0:02 SPENCERR from iCarly! ehh, who cares.
FREEANCH 7 months ago
What is that song at the end!?
TheBastardCommie 7 months ago
@dariuscain123 so deep!
LivTheLife 7 months ago
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ProggyDrummer 7 months ago
Lol
randomnus101 7 months ago
oooh keven..kevin, kevin, kevin, that was deep...and meaningful? ahaha i freaking loved it :P
cheesebrain10 7 months ago
THAT WAS SOME DEEP CHIZ as mi friend would say........AND YES ITS ME AGAIN lol grrr i know but could u plzzz. go to wattpad.com n type in the girl who wishes :) great story!!
lovable400 7 months ago
@lovable400 Lol... who says "chiz?"
KRYPTICFilm 7 months ago
@KRYPTICFilm :P its a word mi bestfriend n I use when we dont wanna curse :P
lovable400 7 months ago
Thumps Up If You Guys Are Still Watching This In 2011 cuz he's awesome !
AsianChopstick03 7 months ago
"And diarrhea" "EWW" xD
MysteryWeirdEmzat 7 months ago
the wine glass was in here hand, then on the table, then back in her hand...oh well great vid!
TheUndead6661 7 months ago
I love the Fuplers :D
Yummyly 7 months ago
the little girl is eating ramen with a fork... hhaaaha^^
NatsumiRenSuzuki 7 months ago
<3 Kevin <3
paintedragons 7 months ago
press 4 a lot of times, ahahaha "mnha mnha mnham" ahahaha
MaaaryyyG 7 months ago
im in love with kevin <33
97rocknrollgirl 7 months ago
lol... oh my gosh that's sooo funny.. love the ethernet cord analogy and symbolisim.
butter808fly 7 months ago
Haha at the end, Dean's all like, "Bitch please."
GracieDoubleYou 7 months ago
Pause At 0:07 . XD
ttymae 7 months ago
P.S. i love kevins blank stare when he says 'it doesnt even rhyme' like he is in another place..
TheCallOfDutyWinner 7 months ago
EmoSongs? oh yeah... i'd buy Kevins album...
TheCallOfDutyWinner 7 months ago
your goin straight to hell!
jenorahshow 7 months ago
it's kinda freaky how much this reminds me of my family especially the family participation part and the singing at the dinner table.. hahaha
sweetbun4 8 months ago
ROFLMFA Epic Emo Moment!!! HAHA t(o-xt)
GothikSecret 8 months ago
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Ayumura96 8 months ago
Beautious. Thats all I have to say.
hearseluver16 8 months ago
i like noodles! and pizza! :D
143reeses 8 months ago
So Matt, does your wife have you wear the emo kid get-up during lovemaking??? I would!!!
2degucitas 8 months ago
''very colorful''
WestCoastR1der 8 months ago 137
@WestCoastR1der Where can I watch the BTS?
AgentJuly19903 7 months ago
kev: 'its blood.. and acid. and diaria.
lys: eww!
TheBertonex19 8 months ago 2
kevin is my fave char XD emo ftw
DtodaDumpling 8 months ago
179 people are going straight to hell!
MrVuduman 9 months ago
Hard to believe this was over a year ago...
walkersystem 9 months ago in playlist "The Fuplers" web series
i always laugh at the ending, the timing, the sounds, the expressions are per-fect :)
sebcde 9 months ago
I have those plates.....!
HaileyVazz 10 months ago
Did anyone else notice the wine being on the table one second, and in the mom's hand the next?
ABigLightbulb 10 months ago
@nummynumskullz
He's talking about how it skips from the dad to the mom and you can see the wine on the table when it's showing the dad and as soon as it goes to the mom the wine is in her hand.
kewm1 10 months ago
STOP SAYING THE F WORD!!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!
nummynumskullz 10 months ago
LOL at My Sister .
"EW! A MOM WITH CHESTHAIR?! " <3
MsJessicaFTW 10 months ago
that must of been a waste of food
jrockaddict16 10 months ago
0:25 wine on the table 0:26 wine in her hand. lol
heyjulieenriquez 11 months ago
@heyjulieenriquez she is allowed to pick up wine
nummynumskullz 10 months ago
Very colorful :D LOL
Eyvel 11 months ago
anyone else think that kevin look like charley sheen with a wig
dawarror 11 months ago
"Inbred life forms flopping around like mindless pigs" Lol! My new quote of the month (yes I have a quote of the month). Thanks, Matt! We love Fuplers!
SandersFamilyTV 11 months ago
This is probably my favourite episode of the Fuplers :D
BelgianGeneral 1 year ago
0:25 wine glass on table
0:27 off she's/he's holding it lol
Does it make a better person for pointing that out...no... :(
rollarbear 1 year ago
ETHERNET CABLES LMAO
uultimateMJloverr 1 year ago 2
dad's face is fantastic:)
wachorugua 1 year ago
Very colourful XD the dad just stares
TheBadtigger 1 year ago
o_O how much food are they feedin her..... i mean like she has more food than all of them XD
AngelWolfxx15 1 year ago 5
Tobuscus brought me here... then I watched this! OMG!!! This is awesome! Outstanding! LMAO stuff! Definite subscribe! Cheers!
TasLon7 1 year ago
I like noodles yes i do i like noodles and pizza :)
Androidutube91 1 year ago
PARTICIPATION WITHIN THE FAMILY UNIT?!
that sounds like a quote from "The Giver"
sandralee0625 1 year ago 3
They brought it upon themselves, never ask an emo to freestyle poetry. XD
Mononokenausicaa 1 year ago 5
realize their ethernet cables. wut?
Jebnert 1 year ago
whenever people post something, and mattt replies, his reply gets 5 times more likes than the other guy
misspoppylol 1 year ago
*claps when kevin's done*
tofuskin21 1 year ago
I LOVE THE FRUPLERS
rld126 1 year ago
favorite<3
againanotherone 1 year ago
It's the parents fault really , hahaha
blooooodycat 1 year ago
"...it's blood and acid...and diareah"roflmao
WasupImAllan 1 year ago
OMG I just noticed that Carol and Lindsay wear the same wig! haha!
o0Affinity0o 1 year ago 3
this is truly comedy. outstanding
patchthekitty 1 year ago 2
This is absolutely HILLARIOUS! So many unforgetable qoutes! My sister and I found ur videos a long time ago, and everytime I see her we exchange Fupler quotes...
ovreostermalm 1 year ago
Cause the rain isnt water, its blood and acid, and diarhea hahah!
Allecen 1 year ago
OMG, Matt, where you get this sick sh#t?! :) Very nice played. Coming back watching over again and again
CanadaRulez4Ever 1 year ago
love the Fuplers PLEASE make more videos
SuperKittycat5 1 year ago
"inbread lifeforms flopping around like mindless pigs." i love kevin ^_^
hellokittyninjastar 1 year ago 3
Inbread life forms flopping around like mindless pigs hehehe!
Allecen 1 year ago
i love it!
kaiseh 1 year ago
I LOVE MR FUPLERS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
rex6963 1 year ago 2
i actually liked that "poem" he did. i had no idea what it was but i loved it wish i could have thoght of something like that!
astosky 1 year ago
LMAO YOU ARE A GENIUS
AbsoluteKiNg92 1 year ago
I watched this at night and laughed so hard I woke my brother up!!!
So FUNNY!!!
ImForHaters 1 year ago
Pretty good poetry. Weird though.
Spartan76092 1 year ago
shhupine!!
siegle422006 1 year ago
At least he's not complaining about his girlfriend.
MrGeneralGOW 1 year ago
I actually liked that poem
NeverScreamSam 1 year ago
Blood and acid, and diarrhea
TheRichGuy2010 1 year ago
"because the rain isnt water, its blood, and acid......and diarhia
"EW!"
haha you are hilarous!
dancelover296 1 year ago
RAMEN
babeex33love 1 year ago
The Dad is totally the best. I love him!!!
ConnectingTheTwins 1 year ago
i slip i fall i die...
twilightstar302 1 year ago
AND PEEDTHA!!!!!
SoonToBeAwesome 1 year ago
"inbred life forms flopping around like pigs..."
uzuki55 1 year ago 3
Fort Minor!
TheUndead6661 1 year ago
" the rain is not water.....its blood, and acid,..and dhiarrea" fudgin awsome
trashachuckle6 1 year ago 3
haha Iove the ethernet cables part .totally ironic
whatzituya55 1 year ago
WHY ISN'T MATT KOVAL ON SNL haha he's hilarious
primetimeslot3 1 year ago
mmmh.. very colorful hahahaa XP
desiree01sj 1 year ago
I just realized they are playing the violin riff from "believe me" by fort minor...wow
Turlehead21 1 year ago
i just realized, that mrs. fupler looks exactly just like my english teacher. O_O
RiceAnyone 1 year ago
I sooo used to be Kevin !.....ha'...ha'!
lantieny 1 year ago
But they weren't roots.... THey were Ethernet Cables......
nighteyesish 1 year ago 4
i slip,i falli,i die
XD haha
twichika10 1 year ago
haha why cant all emos be like kevin? I slip, I fall......I die. LMFAO
ThatsHowWeRoII 1 year ago 4
i slip,i fall,i die.....LOL
buildabearlove4006 1 year ago
lol thats wat they get for making him express himself
Vicky12308 1 year ago
lol everyone has different food on their plates.
dragonboyjohnny 1 year ago
I slip. I fall. I die. Greatness
illsignificunt 1 year ago
....and pizza lol
cheseeh 1 year ago
I love the face on the fathers face at the end.
Goulnaraable 1 year ago
Frigging Comedy, Dark Seinfield, or Romano quality comedy. This is good, really good, I would take time out of my busy frigging day to watch your schtick. OutfuckingStanding seriously.
froglives 1 year ago 103
@froglives Hey thanks!
MattKoval 1 year ago 34
you gotta love momma Fuplers chest hair :)
DeMand1911 1 year ago
its blood. and acid. and diarrhea.
drink2theliars 1 year ago 3
inbred lifeforms
llamavszombie 1 year ago
Oh gosh Matt never stop making the fuplers hahaha classic humor!
TowelBowels 1 year ago
sigh...this is exactly how i feel -_- even though im emo your videos stop me from cutting my wrists :)
littlemiss965 1 year ago
@littlemiss965 im just like u lol except im scene not emo haha but yea thats how i feel too
deede434 1 year ago
This is amazing.. NO.. Its tressla!
Louisefradk 1 year ago
The important thing is that shes expressing her self threw music!! lol
getrealworship 1 year ago
The " girl " reminds me of Cindy from the brady bunch hahaha
TheMariebaby123 1 year ago
I like the look of dads face at the end.
The mom is :soo" sportive.
yushinzzo 1 year ago
You look pretty hot as an emo teenager. Blonde suburban mom not so much....
MrFreakaccident 1 year ago
"..And diarrhea." LOL
ItsPolaroid 1 year ago
I love how you make a different meal for everyone. Love the dedication!!!!
pianoboy97 1 year ago
pleathe path the thweetand thour
msjebrandon 1 year ago
Ooh, now THAT was a toe-tapper!
QuikVidGuy 1 year ago
mhhhhmmm very colorful xD
RogueMoonblaze 1 year ago 6
You havvvve to make more Fuplers! were all waitingggg!
MickaelaLUVZtravis 1 year ago
why r they always eatting
and there not fat
Popprincessxx01 1 year ago
I think i might use that poem for my poetry project. how does it go again?
"i like noodles, yes i do. i like noodles and pizza"
thanks Matt!
neongreen1397 1 year ago
"diarrhea" EWWWW"
ArielleDuncan 1 year ago
have u noticed that in the newest fuplers his name is charlie and here its kevin
zoemonkim 1 year ago 29
@zoemonkim "Sorry Charlie" is just an old saying. She knows his name is Kevin! :)
MattKoval 1 year ago 75
@MattKoval
RAINING DOWN ON CHARLIE
thename1s 11 months ago
@zoemonkim yep
hiimmabee 1 year ago
@zoemonkim which one
12Foofoo12 11 months ago
LMAO
"mmm, very colorful!"
CultureCreat0r 1 year ago