Lotus Knows. Remix. (DJ Steve Porter)

[KoFkrai]

People COLABORATE! People rate p-rate ra-rate ~

[TRUCKERmassaker]

WTF Does Lotus know?

What kind of retarded company is this!?

[DimiNosST]

LOL "Lotus knows how to fuck" 0:42

XD

[ViktorVulkov]

at 0:35 the guy says The middged will continue... or maybe Cuntiune :D



[kay4dee08]

@ViktorVulkov the vision will continue my friend

[silverhawkroman]

I thought it was Lotus the car manufacturer...

[TRUCKERmassaker]

Can anyone tell me what software this "Lotus" guys develope?

[zeokenX]

73 people wasnt taken on a tour

[Dimension13XYZZY]

Pedobear sighting @0:50

[lilmissymo]

I have no idea what Lotus is, but this remix is my favorite. Problem? Meh.

[NotACYBORG]

Lotus knows we migrated to Exchange last year!

[iSKATEcall911]

wtf is lotus

[virtualmachine07]

@iSKATEcall911 Piece of shit software.

[h0ah0ah0ah0ah0a]

the digitalised voices of these people talking about the benifits of technological evolution and progress is scary. it enhances our blindness to an inevitable william gibsonesque future. at this rate, we're already a cyberpunk culture. for having raised an emotional/logical reaction like that, i must have this mp3.

[AkRipper89]

Lost knows why, and lotus knows how!

[hownottobeseen]

If they would say "Jesus Christ" instead of "Lotus Notes" they would be called fanatics ;)

[LinusGrau]

Why are they saying Lotus nose?

[NerdilyDone]

Is there a version of this that's an intrumental? I'd like a copy of it if there is.

[Wackaveli]

dont drink the water, im sure it has prozac in it

[DJSantorizer]

glowless nose why? and glowless nose how?

[Houser01]

Lotus notes will never recover from the last 15 years of being the worst client ever developed. My heart goes out to the thousands of employees across the world that still use this piece of garbage.

[AiDz0r]

how long does it take, to actually make a 1 minute remix video of what you do.

[1pygmychimp]

Any one got a name on the violin players???

[malcolmisk00l]

@1pygmychimp Nuttin but Strings

[SBJen52]

One for all the computer geeks out there, who remember what this is. Me included :)

[SnivillusLupin]

I have been watching a lot of your videos, and would have to say that you do wonderfully. Since I am an extreme Severus Snape fan, I am requesting on behalf of all Snape fans that you please might try to make a remix video of the Harry Potter siries......or just Snape. :P

[conano711]

lotus nose!

[AustinMiller10]

what he fuck is lotus?

[lordfirefox]

@AustinMiller10 the company that made Lotus Notes back int he 90's. I'm surprised they've survived to 2010.

[EdgeStormcrow]

Shame hes had to do these sort of advertisments.. i know hes gota show himself off.. but they are less creative and artistic than his usual.. :(

[RSlaev]

I can't believe I'm sitting at my desk singing along to a song about freaking Lotus Notes.

[TheDragon359]

Lotus doesn't know the cake is a lie xD

[AngryPeanutProducts]

@TheDragon359 It's because of people like you that they took the cake out of Portal 2

[65DDTG]

Does Lotus know that the bird is the word?

[nickgoering]

fucking collaborate

[starscreamsgirl989]

hi ya think you could do a remix of like a bunch of transformers stuff ? i tink it'd be super random and foonie :p ask me 4 da detailz if yr gonna do it

[whityjack]

wow they are all so ugly 00'

[1133446677]

freaking brilliant!!

[TamusRoyce]

Computer programmer here, watching this at work. I'm sure my productivity will increase 10 fold, if I could just stop watching this great video :P

[ButteKha]

*cant live with out ´Notes, This is It* Great meaning to the Video there =D, Djsteve, Great work man, Cheers /sweden

[Hotwatty]

love the violin!

[PostRiot]

2:06

[dramaking85]

@bhershb attually im weird to EVERYONE else

[Hitman4tification]

This is cool remix, first I've seen using a video

awesome

Keep it Up!

[Borat108]

will shatner will work for a chilli dog,

[caitlinx54]

Who are the violin players?

[gregarious24]

Great work by DJ Steve, as always, but a more fitting title would be Lotus Blows.

[JulJul13]

with the nice nuttin but stringz

[hijimi963]

Lotas knows Lotas Kn-n-n-n-n-o-w-s-s

[Tialah]

So awesome

[KakashiBallZ]

1:32

Is that Mario Batalli?

[bully190]

lotus knows... they'll tell you

[truefire15]

Lotus just forgot

[Armymaniskool]

Your a fucking beast man I have seen every one of your vids keep make em.

[MrBluntsworth420]

William Shatner ya can't go wrong...

[Yoshuayovel]

Your success, Your success, Your success.....

Lotus knows!

[OnceForAll]

WOW The Japanese guy is the BEST!

@2.05 min.

[sukotto420]

@OnceForAll best part of the video!

[amtmail]

@OnceForAll oh yea!

[dobriak]

Love the remix, loathe Lotus Notes

[KlausPenbender]

hmm...sounds like a cult to me

[OnceForAll]

thats probably the whole point of this...!

[kravens001]

pretty close hahaha :)

[KlausPenbender]

with a slogan like "Lotus knows how, and Lotus knows why" I don't see how it could be anything else than a cult

[kegean]

its just business intergration software. take a look at that HEEELARIOUS band with the funny hats and goofy shirts though lol great remix

[omfdiesel]

1:16 LLLLLLove Bill Shatner

[DJHyperRhythm]

Lotus doesn't know Chuck Norris.

[flashfire505]

@DJHyperRhythm Duh, Even Google cant find him

[TheAlaricPetz]

Apparently, Lotus knows.

[bonnome2]

@TheAlaricPetz and they know how.

[catzblu999]

Ugly people convention

[kegean]

agreed upon rewatch

[kravens001]

i support it infrastructure.. lotus blows

[bully190]

@kravens001

i dont know if u did that on purpose but that was hilarious

[kravens001]

im serious.. Lotus crashed a lot.. plus im a rapper, therefore wordplay.. glad i made ya smile.. take care. Dr Kravens

[boomshot109]

its a software company that is based on open source... stuff. google it

[cdizzy13]

what the hell is lotus????????

[GloriousCow]

The only way they could improve lotus notes is by setting it on fire.

[OscarTheCat2010]

Excellent, as always.

And you have Shatner in there!

Had to go back an see the "Da Shatner Funk" youtube video!

[eNg3842]

1:17 is awesome

[assburp]

great video, is the remake of wordstar next?

[Durbanplaya]

Dude that is awesome!!

[bouwjaar55]

Perfect (and I'm on it!)

[itskaospheonix]

the girl at 0:15 is scary looking.

[itskaospheonix]

2;10 is the best haha.

[arowarth]

Beautifully crafted as always.... still no idea wtf they're on about though

[itskaospheonix]

@arowarth read about it..

[Baxxter101]

LOLOLOL 0:37

[solareon]

Can't get enough of that asian guy

[SymbioteRagnorok]

Dude, I'm simply amazed. Most of your workd doesn't lack. How r u able to do remixes, what program you use?

[Unkknown]

I love what you do , you are amazing !

[conradragzoff]

Still good, but I have to say, not as good as Presto or Mighty Fine or the others.... sorry... still waiting on the Life Alert remix you promised us!

[drbeefcakes]

kinda funny how its only old people saying lotus is cool

[omfdiesel]

I didn't know anything about lotus before watching this video, but after watching it I looked into it and now am considering using it. But I guess that bhershb has it right, I am not a "do you want fries with that?" kind of guy so I must have the intelligence to understand the video. Either way, I like the mix. DJStevePorter is awesome!

[bhershb]

I tried to hit all the marks, I think I did pretty well!

[bhershb]

This is not an ad, so don't flatter yourself and think that it was aimed at you and because you don't "get it" therefore it sucks. When you go out and get real jobs, I hope these concepts all begin to make sense, otherwise you will be doomed to cleaning up after events like this instead of participating in them.

[pukeyknox]

if not an ad, then what is it? it's certainly not entertaining. and it doesn't meet the high standards of the rest of his work. it should appeal to the masses if he's getting paid to do it. the point of hiring a great dj to remix some footage is for it to be catchy and peak the average person's interest. if it only appeals to its initial audience, then this marketing effort accomplished essentially. bad footage to work with, but steve is great! i'm sure he'll churn out some more winners.

[bhershb]

You folks just don't seem to get it! This video was not made for you. It was a technology conference, it was made for business people, people with meaningful jobs not "do you want fries with that?" kind of jobs like yours. If you could pull your head out of your facebook/ game console/chat window and see that it's not all about YOU, other people in the world exist and they get out and actually contribute to the greater good. NOT just for a buck but because they really like what they do.

[Jayhawkk]

@bhershb Nice little rant you made there and even made sure to add the typical job, life,time insults... Well done!

[gibson4eva223]

what is lotus..

[elijoker]

Thank you DJ StevePorter for proving that auto-tune can make something so simple into a song.

[brentm48093]

"William Shatner, you can't beat that...." HA HA

[MrMcDougan]

djsteveporter, there u go man. and hey if any one ever gets a chance check about my new arnold schwarzenegger remix

[xenocore01]

STEVE!!

Good on ya for earning some pocket money. Keep up the good work. But I think we all can agree on this. When you start with source material like that, no matter how much you polish it, it is still what it is. That being said, this is the shiniest piece of @#$% you have ever done.

You should go to whoever gave you the contract and tell him to yell at his superious for giving you such droll, uninspired, and trite footage to work with. For it will sully your name.

[garymaster42]

No offense but I honestly don't think that this is your best work. I think it's the case because it was solicited. I think it came off as too forced and you do your best work when it's just for fun. With that said, do what you have to do to make that money.

[episodenone]

It also shows you that with Auto Tune -- anyone can sound good... DEATH TO AUTOTUNE

[episodenone]

Steve is talented. And if getting paid for your talent is selling out? Then I guess it must be nice for those of you who are trust fund babies and can do anything you want for free.

[hardlyaaron]

I enjoy this for the fact that it is an entertaining remix. If you fall for anything as product placement or advertisement you're just a fool. No need to come trolling.

[nycfunrun]

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saveme2000]

fag booo on ur self

[imofficerwhite]

Well done , we need to get the option to vote for things that djsteveporter can remix , and I can think of some great things

[Ninjalada]

I love Steve but this is not one of his better mixes.

[MrDavidTV]

Your the best.

[bludbeast]

steve porter is a sellout bitch

[blindern1]

Great beeing there, awesome to see the remix at the closing!

Great show thanks to DJ. Steve Porter and Lotus Notes!

[max0t90]

Drummer at 1:23 looks like Marouane Fellaini.

[jackyan22]

at 0:40 did he say lotus knows how to fck?

[ahacksor]

lol 0:16 to 0:18

[DivinePhalanx]

haha nerds rule

[Spazzmckiwi]

my friend e-mailed me this...and I read it in LOTUS NOTES!!!

[dan1eln1el5en]

ok Steve, tomorrow is the big apple tablet day, better do a remix of that ;) (Looking forward to all you remixes of Woa, one more thing etc.)

[Tazzzomg]

0:37 !

[Meibatsu]

I love your work, please keep them coming!

[mchamps]

I lol'd hard at 2:06 keep it comin' steve!

[thumdar]

I noticed A LOT of the voice pitch altering in this one. With your other pieces it seemed more subtle. Sure ~ you have to work with the film you're given and some people are more melodic in their speech than others. Just a thought :-)

[thumdar]

I assume this was a paid gig. Hope so! You created a very popular form of editing and you should be reaping the benefits. Hope you have a good agent (I'm sure you do).

[charliekkendo]

What I love about DJ Steve's work - not to overthink it - is that he takes things from popular culture or common experience and remixes them, makes them funky, puts them together in ways that entertain. I love it. Nothing should be off limits to this guy. I'd love to see every newscast, playoff game and political speech Porterized.

[solareon]

people still use lotus? I haven't seen it deployed anywhere in the past 5 years.

[kenjeev]

Question:

- does Steve Porter get paid by companies like IBM, NBC and the Mighty Fine burger place?

- are the videos actually random/artistic jabs at these products/companies, or are they clever examples of clever "irony marketing"?

Either way: Steve, you are obviously a genius - hats off.

[joelface]

I'm 99 percent sure he got paid for the Mighty Fine Burger one.. and a couple of the other ones.

I don't mind, to be honest, because it helps Mr. Porter make money doing what he loves and what we all love.

That said, if he started JUST doing the marketing ones, I'd probably unsub.

[grandmastersmith]

Porter you're genius! you know how to kinda just stick it to people while making amazing music out of it lol i cant get enough of your stuff. the Mccain ones gotta be my favorite so far lol

[RMCKIE]

Alot of people have alot to say about nothing I JUST HOPE SOMEONE INVENTS A DEVICE THAT GETS THE FULL INTERNET FOR FREE AFTER PURCHASE WITHOUT HAVING TO BE ON WIFI AS IT IS NOT AVAILABLE MUCH HERE.

[DarkninAngeI]

Lol I love the violin part

[Mobbymick]

Lotus knows everything!

[cajakesees]

evryones saying lotus knows. I think it might be brainwash

[ve2vfd]

for those too young to remember, Lotus is a pioneer in business software. "Lotus 123" was the first widely used spreadsheet on the PC in pre-windows days (not counting apple visicalc here folks).

Lotus Notes is a secure internal email, scheduling and collaboration system used mostly in large businesses and by many governments.

[ShinAkuma200X]

2:06 = Yes! Haha. I love that with the echo.

[sprite0nation]

i like asian guy part "ooooo lotus knows"

p.s. some faces are scary ^^

[WestCoastler]

2:35 ruins it a bit x_x

[vatomanthree]

it was kinda random huh?

[demonatemu]

lol are we gonna see more shatner trying to sell stuff..?

D: new infomercial guy?

[PureUberness]

Ehh so it does seem like a commercial, it's still great

[Discobiscuitsqueef]

I wonder if Lotus knows everyone hates Lotus Notes...

[kamakazeozzy]

Best part of the vid starts at 0:38 lol, that old guy can boogie!

[PodeCoet]

Agreed, that guy needs his own video!

[sparrkyl]

Hey Steve, i was wondering when ur site is gonna be back up online??? As far i know, that was the only place to download the "This Is It" remix. Let me know... And keep on making these mixes!! I love everyone of them!!

[Vorash2000]

YOu can download this and other remixes in eMule!

[bigepi]

Mal ware mule :(

[truvelocity]

That's IBM trying to make a come back with a niche.

[MrHeadcrab]

for on on-site remix, that was pretty epic. Not your best to date, but still better than anything i could do.

[SyClopps]

Dude, Steve, you allowed them to cow you. Approach them with humor .

[thisdickho]

this one kinda sux steve

[BillyTheTapeworm]

Hey did you guys know that Lotus Knows?!

[TheTexasTodd]

I do miss lotus notes email.

[TheTexasTodd]

This is an infomercial...

[P33b4ugo2bed]

i didnt know there was a company called lotus :P

[frebak]

I don't like this one as much as the other ones.

Feels a bit too much like a commercial rather than a fun remix.

[JoshRimer]

@frebak I'd say that's because it probably is... as in he was paid to do this one.

[wasntmemrbond007]

little to long

[GwarsuxFtw]

whatsa lotus

[Littlecupoframen]

A kind of flower. In this case, they use Lotus as a company name, i'm guessing.

[misterlynch]

Good gawd! None of those presenters look like they believe a single sylable that's coming out of their mouths. Except for Shatner, but he believes everything

[rsbuckeye525rs]

eww god, look at the chicks teeth at :30

[melancholyhead5000]

dj PORTER IS GETTING PAID!!

GOOD SHIT!!

[killerj60]

He's so good, he damn better get paid. =D

[OldSkoolStudio]

lotus knows how to, fuck XD

[88888888Ozzy88888888]

0:37 = BEST!

[GmasterFunk]

COLABORATE!

[rasmusxp]

I liked it, I just found it to be a bit long. Also the guy dancing in the middle is awesome.

[fatboycj65]

*lotus

[fatboycj65]

WTF is locus?

[Explodroid]

Lotus knows what you did last summer.

[fred00021]

the music coooool bit lotus what is that

[jwktje]

Wasn't lotus this software company that made an office suite?

But lost the market to Microsoft office?

[aznrapmaster]

is that nuttin but stringz? were they actually in the commercial? lol

[91ChickenLegs]

is this one that you had to make instead of one you wanted to make?

[AparoidX]

They're just angry because they didn't get a Google Wave invite

[yaysonic]

pretty cool but slap chop is still king

[markman090]

I don't like this one, sorry Steve. 1*..