Unless ur way overpaid,those "good times" will not be topped,they'll just level out into barley registered cliché's of complacency,whilst the job u hav,over the Career u wanted,will help u realise there's no end to how bad things can get
& then u have a kid,to remind u of how stupid u were while telling u how stupid u r,believing media hype over ur life xp
Yea I was December baby thank goodness because Dad wanted that stinking deduction. Or believe me I would have heard about it all my life ;). I liked the front too.
Oh, good for you! It's good that you took one for the team. :) For some reason parents think we were born on certain days to spite them. "You were born on Mother's day. That was suppose to be my day off!!" What?! Like we had any control over it!
"i dont think i should be taking care of my son" ya i love the jokes...
Duggysgurl 1 year ago
it's certainly comedy.
LiveReligiously 1 year ago
lame
doctaLB 1 year ago
As a kid,every day is full of new xp's
At the time,many of them u think can't be topped
While others,u think can't get any worse
& guess what
Unless ur way overpaid,those "good times" will not be topped,they'll just level out into barley registered cliché's of complacency,whilst the job u hav,over the Career u wanted,will help u realise there's no end to how bad things can get
& then u have a kid,to remind u of how stupid u were while telling u how stupid u r,believing media hype over ur life xp
the26thhour 1 year ago
...because I was supposed to get a car
hehe
blackblood204 2 years ago
LOL "you have no idea who he is. Make him work for it.".... "Me and my wife played a little game called "rock, paper, income" and I lost"
DaddysxGirl4Life 2 years ago 2
LMAOOOOOO..."You have no idea who is, Why would you do that?" LLOLolLOL
KallMeKris2 2 years ago
I think I heard that cord joke from Carlos Mencia.
KayKayEnd 2 years ago
I think that's the first time i ever herd someone say they first heard a joke 'FROM' Carlos Mencia.
Cause usually he's the one stealing the jokes.
but yes i think i heard Mencia say that joke
MotorChoppers 2 years ago 6
that's funny
TruWrestlingFan 2 years ago
I loved how he stopped the crowd from clapping. And it's so true! "Oh, you have kids? That's awesome!"
"Why? You don't know MY kids." lol
"I was suppose to get a CAR!" LOL My dad always told my youngest sister she was suppose to be his Christmas deduction but she game two weeks to late.
joebrueske 2 years ago 2
Yea I was December baby thank goodness because Dad wanted that stinking deduction. Or believe me I would have heard about it all my life ;). I liked the front too.
cozzyk 2 years ago
Oh, good for you! It's good that you took one for the team. :) For some reason parents think we were born on certain days to spite them. "You were born on Mother's day. That was suppose to be my day off!!" What?! Like we had any control over it!
joebrueske 2 years ago
Hee hee... once you go parent/kid you can never go back...
alefeb1 2 years ago
make him work for it. funny.
walkwalkslow 2 years ago 2
funny!
starshegs 2 years ago 2
lighten up, their just jokes.
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This guy is a bozo and doesn't deserve his son. I feel sorry for the child who will probably grow up without a father in his life.
emzirek 2 years ago
it's a comedy routine..maybe not take it so serious? sounds likes a good idea to me.
jcstoner 2 years ago 17
its comedy
adeeljameel1 2 years ago 11
Life will probably get better if you take that chip off of your shoulder. They are jokes.
RAPSUCKS1738 2 years ago 7
He most probably doesn't mean it.
wildbloodydragon 2 years ago 2
lol
rock, paper, income,
jaaxxor 2 years ago 2
This guy is very funny!
PoseidonXIII 2 years ago
lol that's hilarious
RantNRavinFection 2 years ago
VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
mvanlvr 2 years ago 3
awesome
utkid95 2 years ago 2