Lets Play: Hitman Blood Money - A House of Cards (Episode 9)

[deltasquad62]

2:44 what is that song

[ThegoldenMuffin]

nearly shat myself at 4:20 so epic xD



[michaelman87001]

Auzzie, your videos are some of the only videos that make me laugh.

[2doctoma]

It is a very large casino.

[cyclone321321]

i loved the part at 1:18 it is so funny and i love the music

[herambbarve]

"..I got 3 homicides to perform!" "well when u put it that way...off u go...make them suffer...blow them sky fucking high!" good walk through here man...hilarious commentary

[herambbarve]

2:37 hahaha

[TheShadowhedgehog50]

This a very large casino.

[TheShadowhedgehog50]

1:29 What's that bang!

[HitmanAssassin141]

This is a large casino.....

[70Gamerz]

Love this

[MrgunNut101]

lol commentary is hilarious

[xitomz]

imagine auzzie as a teacher...

[Frito774]

you sirr are fucking hysterical

[77mrpercussion1]

I got an idea, ba dum ba dum ba dum grrrrr

i can feel it, comin in the air toniiiight... oh lord

yes we get it :P

[TheShadowhedgehog50]

See your keycard sir?

[tricknick9211]

FUCKING GET OUUUUUUT!!!!! 

[nicknachos1]

When hitman absolution comes out do a review and lets play :D

[chisese]

Take a photo with your Friendly Neighborhood Hitman! Nothing says ''Happy family'' better than a bald-headed man in a black suit standing behind you! Includes a redeemable barcode which you can exchange for prizes online! Only for three easy payments of $14.95!

You're never alone with a Hitman Clone!

[RMPoidet]

Him repeating himself was probably a code phrase set up by him and the guy you were impersonating. He was waiting for your reply

[HartAberUngerecht]

Love this Channel... But i have better ways to comlete this mission

[FinalAd3m]

Best bit . Curiosity killed the fucking cunt this time didn't it !

[TheShadowhedgehog50]

2:37 Bap Bap Bing Bing

[stiskavac]

,,Have I told you how I feel about the size of this casino?" LOL

[TheEvilGingerNinjas]

SKY FUCKING HIGH SKY FUCKING HIGH

[TheChainslugger]

47 never kills anyone,he only does whatever he is paid to,now he is paid to blow the targets SKY FUCKING HIGH *rock music*

[thoughtstorn854]

Lmao funny ass video

[stabbins84]

You became my hero at 2:44. FUCK YEAH Phil Collins!

[ReapersPizza]

that was the worst sex dance ever... I vomited

[sonikue23]

haahhhaahahhahaha

[fourthwall100]

did you put the sniper in the weapon storage case in your room, took me a while to realize that stops you from getting the weapon retrieval fee

[Dasacht095]

Oh looooooooooord~

[ubuntuibex]

OMG FUCKING GET OUTTT!!!!! lmao

[the1anomoly]

This guy is just win all over!

[TheHauntedPotato]

GIVE ME MY FUCKING ROOM KEY. Okay. Thanks...

[andava21]

hey i alredy subscribe to you please make another hbm videos

[NocLi3]

"here have a fucking coin" First time i laught that much from a video in youtube XD

[Andy21397]

dude ur FUCKING AMAZING!!!

[TheHaddy95]

2:44 = Awesome

[MultiWrestlingmania]

so fucKinG good

supscriped :D

i <3 za way u speak while playing 'cause my game lost the fucking voice for no reason and it's killin' me

who didn't like this video wtf it's so funny full of violence :P

[dudesterism]

what song was that you sang when you shot shmutz

[MrStabbath]

@dudesterism In the air tonight by phil collins

[adrianbeloo]

FUCKING GET OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUT

[Taavioneeger]

still happy i subscribed :P!!!!

[Hoenirv]

Cuntstable... :D

[joshrudduck]

okay calm down cunterble

[joshrudduck]

shut up bitch i got three homosides to do okay give me my fucking room okay here you go thanks

[Iminatube]

Someone should make a ringtone out of the Sky Fucking High! thingy ^^

[dwadfasf]

4:13. So funny xD

[WOWHead619]

I get it lollol

[TheM3RKzZ]

Oh I wish I hadent of eaten all of that seafood now I've got to take a massive (what's that ) BOOOMMM best part ;)

[97epicman]

SKY FUCKING HIGH!!

[BastardsMedia]

Wish you were here Fucking EPIC lmao

[GeneralMons]

I've already done all the levels on silent assassin, I just watch this cuz of the epic editing and commentary. :D!

[mubeensgh]

curiosity killed the fucking cunt this time didn't it? best line

[joshrudduck]

you are fucking funny

[joshrudduck]

fucking get outttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttt

[TurtleDunbavin98]

Mate, what's your xbox360 gamertag ? You're fucking awesome.

[DirectedMan]

In the beginning you can wait in the elevator for Hendrik Schmutz. Strangle him. Go to his room, and take his briefcase. Then you go downstairs, and go to the meeting. Then after the exchange the Sheik heads upstairs, just go and strangle him. Then you go to the 7th Floor, and climb up to the 8th Floor. Activate the Fire Alarm, and go in to the next target's room. The cupboard will hide you, wait for the target to return, and strangle him. Then exit through the bathroom. Get your suit, leave.

[KillzoneKyle101]

i wonder who would win, Sam Fisher or 47 ???

[lilledw]

@KillzoneKyle101 47

[KillzoneKyle101]

yes, this is a large casino and thats a very large pistol your holdin...DE!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiii.....

[Zegbana]

U R EPIC oh and r u form northern Ireland or England

[plesionut]

a very large casino epic

[BABYLMFAO]

I very Like Your Videos

[JohnMaxibillion]

If you move it like this and she moves it like that, come on.

SHEIKH SHEIKH

SHEIKH SHEIKH A SHEIKH IT

[4Brownie4]

This is a large casino

[bluebloodmoney]

1:28 best part

[freddyvasu1]

i tried getting in to the scientists room but it wont let me

[fist306]

you could at least just put a mine in Schmutz briefcase and when he meets the sheikh,just detonate it,killing them both.

[TheChainslugger]

@fist306 yeah man it worked I tried that and it was fun although it isn't SA.i put mine in payment briefcase and DNA briefcase(killed the scientist when he opened the briefcase).LOL

[Domenicomn]

i like this mission

(you too?)(insert thumbs)

[14tbates]

I believe it was code frase they made, he said it is a large casino, and He responds with something

[12gaugeG]

Kind of a large casino

[ASDFG8732]

this is the best videos for hitman blood money

[AtomicBomb1985]

''İm sayed about of size of this casino? *Hyeaa*

[6425gorda]

when i bet the "till death do us part" mission i got enough money for all upgrades left. not kidding (the mp5,silverballer and sniper are important BTW)

[PandaMan2110]

Your best video.  Loved it!

[5h4d0w123]

I'm still in a such good mood. *BLAH*

[DeafEskimo]

I think Hendrik can be strangled with Fibre Wire in the other elevator :D

[Pixel566]

"oh did i heard a coin?"

EPIC FAIL XD

[famplak]

ighhhhhh thats my last noise if i die

[Zalejo1]

Amazing vids pal. I think you left the Silverballers in the white briefcase, am I wrong?

[asiankidBRO]

this is a large casino.

[777Darklight]

@asiankidBRO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! HERE HAVE A COIN YOU CUNT!!

[StealthNull]

@777Darklight this is a very large casino.

[777Darklight]

@StealthNull IMA JAB YOU IN THE NECK WITH THE SEDATIVE !!

[StealthNull]

@777Darklight yeah well im gonna blow you ...sky...fucking HIGH!!!!!!! Yeaaah.

[avatarcollides2day]

howd u get to take the picture?

[Rinjiuchiha]

SKY-FUCKING-HIIIGHHH!!!

[sammmiiieee1996]

LMFAO you make me proud to be Australian:P Loved the photo at the end:D Plus, love it when you say"YEAH" every time something blows up:L

[theletterdaystory]

Curiosity killed the fcking cunt hahaha!!

[liole619]

thats soo funy and cool best is the bomb ´´GET THE FUCKING OUT´´

ta da dada da da

[KadiOjasoo]

you are so funny

[DirtSpray]

Almost died laughing at the photo with the fans part :D

[Super1337H4x0r]

This makes me proud to be Australian.

[Dirf119]

Finally, someone that's good at the game, as well as funny.

[BodyHeaven]

I put mine in Schmulz case while he was drinking in casino. Killed the scientist from closet in his room (poison) knocked out one guard and left through balcony. I wait for meeting of Schmultz (or whathever his name is) and Sheik and triggered the mine from WC. Than, I left with the briefcase out of the bulding.

Also, I entered scientist's room by triggering alarm and emptying it from guard.

[Domenicomn]

this episode is just too GOOD!

[Domenicomn]

6:07 RIGHT in the ass!

[6425gorda]

Oh yes,you reminded me of one time i (warning:inappropriate stuff incoming)took a massive shit when i was 10 and was like:Holy Shit,that's the biggest crap anyone took! It's fuckin' huge! So amazing! *blaaaargh*

[yanivporzanski]

you can also enter the restorant and throw a mine into the area of the shek

[ryanhughes007]

Thumbs up if this is your favourite mission :P

[southparkfanatic333]

agent 47 master photo bomber

[afroskullsoftware]

The photo is fckin hilarious.

[doughilarious]

I love the end of this video lol

[jblcn1042]

One thing that Auzzie didn't go over was video surveillance. DO NOT approach the security window or enter the main casino floor through the main doors or you will be recorded on camera. It is pretty easy to sneak in, sedate the guard at the video camera desk and take the tape, however but I don't think there's anywhere to stash the body. Oh well.

[crazyspaceman1]

This is a very large casino :3

[eleadro1]

normally its cun't not can't

[eleadro1]

sequal of simmonspawn:

swat team: FREEZE YOUR UNDER ARREST

robber:-throws the mighty coin-

swat team:hey a coin its mine!*run after coin*

robber:he he

[SikeJunior]

wen im watching this Let's Play i love "EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS"

[jblcn1042]

I did everything perfectly up until the meeting with the Sheik. I couldn't figure out where from the balconies to snipe from, so I gave up, dressed as Schmutz, dropped a mine on the floor, went around the corner and blew the Sheik SKY FUCKIN HIGH!! YEAHH.

[yoshi360360]

That fuckhead seriously only had one line said in two different ways, "This is a very large casino." I heard it about 30 times while waiting.

[eleadro1]

there is also a way of kill smutch and the sheik, first you sedate the staff man on the balcony and take his key card, the keycard allows you to open all the door on the 7th floor, open smutches room and place a mine in the smutches suitcase, then wait for smutches to place it down in sheiks cubical, then press the detonater and blow them SCOTT FUCKING HIGH!!!!!!! YEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

[mattplasse88]

@eleadro1 it SKY fucking high, and in your previous comment its spelled, "action."

[eleadro1]

@mattplasse88 well sorry i thought he says scott sorry <:3

[eleadro1]

i would say blow me, but your apartment has me blowin you,scott fucking HIIIGGHHH!!*acyion music* YYYEEEAHHH!!!!!! >:3

[jblcn1042]

Hey! You sir, have no business in this hotel room *blam da-now, da- now, da-now, eehhh....hey that gives me an idea! Da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, eeehhh ...I can feel it coming in the air tonight, get it? Lololol

[TheConzo99]

This a very large cassinoo EEE

[TheConzo99]

This guy is sooo fuckin funnnyyyyy!!!!

[imruoll]

Press 8 for Sky fuckin' HIGHHHHHH

YEAHHH

[MrPeanutsloveme]

thats some nice pavement then eat it kekekekeke

[Emz44uk]

Your videos are fucking amazing mate :D

[8nonEmus]

This guy would actually be a good hitmn

[Killamatrix243]

OH MY GAWD FUCKING GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Domenicomn]

PRESS 8 FOR A LAUGH

[SuperStrelko]

Why do women in this game have huge breast ?

[jblcn1042]

@SuperStrelko you're complaining? lol

[ahtypitosomakedonas]

You know, I would say "blow me", but your repugnance has me blowing you....SKY FUCKING HIGH!

[ahtypitosomakedonas]

cuntstable!

[Domenicomn]

hey! you ! the bald one! smile!

47:no im fine

ah cmon just a little smile in the photo,or gonna be a ugly photo!...actually who are you? and are you going to do in this personnal family photo??

47:goddawn witnesesses.....BLOW SKY FUCKING HIGH!!!!!11111 YEAAH!!

[Domenicomn]

you cannot exit whit two briefcases:the rifle case and the payment briefcase

(the dna briefcase is not important) so unpack your W2000 sniper rifle and input in the ica box on your room(notice that the sniper will disappear,but you will not actually leave a custom weapon 'cause you puted in the ica box!)

also im preety sure you need just to trigger samantha's dance(don't watch all of it)so she will sleep or else she will see you whit the sniper and become a witness

[InTelectCA]

OMG FUCKING GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!

[CookieTheEpic]

"Hello Sir, and welcome to the-"

"Shut up, bitch! I've got three homicides to perform!"

"Okay, buh bye!"

[McAwesomeification]

7:04 FUCKING LOL!

[Napalmspike]

2:42 - 2:50 i LOLed so hard

[badakkurus96]

SKY FUCKING HIGGGHH!!!!!...YEAH

[draenias]

Alright cuntstable!! LOL!!

[cankarales]

wow this pavement down there looks wonderful.

then fuckin eat it, cunt! xD

[torchfire1]

lol that pavement dont there looks wonderful than fuckin eat it cunt

[BearHoggy]

guy: whats going on

47: this you cockhead *shoots him in the face*

guy:aaaaagggggghhhh

47:yay :D

[DucksMakeRainbows]

Eugh, God, that goddamn dancer danced for like 5 minutes for me, I was tempted to kill her as well, but that'd mean no silent assassin. :/

[popman638isthebest]

This made me want to replay Hitman, thank you kind sir for reinventing my love for this series. Subbed

[ShaunsBlogs]

@popman638isthebest don't you mean 'rediscovering'

[popman638isthebest]

@ShaunsBlogs

No i meant reinventing, i never appreciated Hitman for its humour.

[ShaunsBlogs]

@popman638isthebest no i think you mean rediscover. you cant really invent something again. if you leave it for ages and then find it again then its 'rediscovering'

[popman638isthebest]

@ShaunsBlogs

Look son, i mean reinvent, what you are saying is that you cannot invent something again then wouldn't having a word such as reinvent be a little redundant? I never found Hitman humorous, i only saw it as a great assassin simulation with a slightly open world, but after watching this my passion for hitman has been reinvented, i never lost my love for the game, i just found another way to love it.

[popman638isthebest]

@ShaunsBlogs

One more thing, i know a person in real life who tends to intrude in conversations and attempt correcting people at any moment just to inflate themselves. For one thing, she is almost never correct, and another, people despise her, so even if she was intellectual she would still be socially inept, and he attempts at appearing intelligent would be in vain as nobody would give a damn. Your intentions are probably pure, but still, don't be so supercilious.

[ShaunsBlogs]

@popman638isthebest wow, sorry man.

[popman638isthebest]

@ShaunsBlogs

No, I'm sorry, just i hate that person IRL and my anger towards them sort of spilled over into this.

[ShaunsBlogs]

@popman638isthebest ok cool.

[Dillon55555555556]

these vids are amazing and funny thank you.

[Razor11X]

0:28

"Thanks" Sounded so fucking gay

[ThatReallyQuietDude]

@Razor11X Really? Didn't sound gay at all to me. And what are you? Homophobic?

[ShaunsBlogs]

@ThatReallyQuietDude let me rephrase that for him...

0:28 "Thanks" Sounded so fucking stereotypically gay.

there we go.. much better :D

[ThatReallyQuietDude]

@ShaunsBlogs I guess. XP

[ShaunsBlogs]

@ThatReallyQuietDude lol :D

[maddogzsinz]

I still cant get over the fact... LOLOL

[ZakX11]

my fav mission of all hitman series.

[LuckySevenSamson]

"Hmm.. I've got an idea."

[LIONS124]

'uh that pavment down there looks wonderful' then eat it LMAO

[geminione3]

A handier way to kill the sheik is just snipe him from the scientist's bedroom window

[xXbogexX]

Hhahaha! the end was epic! XD

[Ldiggy08]

the best Part is always "SKY FUCKING HIGH" you should get that Trademarked

[bobsmaddog]

the coin bit was hilarious

[eero01]

This mission's name should be "A very large casino"

[chaosmaster07]

ironically not a large casino

[chaosmaster07]

I kind of expected something to happen at the deal too. They should let you complete it instead of the AI staring at you thinking "aren't you supposed to kill me?"

[TheGraffitizer]

1:26

Well, at least he'll eventually void his bowels.

[happyfeetful]

oh i look good and no u don't look good like the other 70 of roaming in this hotel LOL

[happyfeetful]

shut up bitch i got 3 homensides to kill ok good bye LMAO