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  • Food comes from ironing and washing clothes in your house? I'm confused.

  • nice ending =D

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  • The word is a thing. When I release a word I release a thing cos before i see the thing I hear the thing and later I smell the thing but dont see the thing but the thing makes it's presence felt... It's a fart!!! Not a thing! Making money out of people's innocence. I bet tat dude has a yacht and a mansion.

  • Mike Murdock and his ministry have been cursed and his tongue has cleaved to the roof of his mouth. Any idea why?

  • bible is against rational thinking.

  • @kshhashim I bet these people know it. I'll bet you twelve hundred dollars theyre atheists and they take advantage.

  • that part at the end where they're just knockin the shit out of people is funny as hell 11/10 !!!!!

  • deport these nutjobs

  • Ready to be scared shitless?  ok, here goes...THESE PEOPLE VOTE IN DROVES!

    Remember George W. Bush?

  • what will end up being funnier than any of these fools is when that whole 'God, the bible and christians' thing actually ends up being real... also, these fools are just cashing in on people's religious faith. i wonder if atheists fall for anything like this... there seem to be many college grads out of werk currently, does that count?

  • @cwross1976 It would also be funny when that whole Allah and the Koran thing ends up being true wouldn't it? There is absolutely no evidence or reason to think that Christianity is any more true than the hundreds of other religions. Actually if you study just a little bit you would see that most of Christianity is plagiarized from various other pagan religions that were around hundred of years before. The same goes for Islam and Judaism.

  • @cwross1976 Are you actually saying that all college grads are atheists? It is true that a large portion of educated people are atheists but what does that have to do with anything? Many people are out of work, mainly because of right wing economic warfare that benefits only the extremely wealthy.

  • I feel nothing but pity for the people who believe in this idiocy.

  • His first grade teacher is turning in her grave.

  • Yeah really, this is a load of bologna. Can't trust televangelists anymore, because they're mostly in for the $, not for the glory of GOD.

    As for Benny Hinn, well...yeah, I guess I'm a healer too....*cough*

  • They are fake X-tians.

  • Is this for real?

  • As a strong evangelical Christian, I agree that this stuff is complete silliness. In fact, I consider it heretical. This is NEVER what the first apostles taught. a horrible representation of the faith!

  • Sorry About The comment Where I Agreed But Ok y are you guys talking bad about them I Mean just leave them alone its better to talk bad about the drug dealers and all but dont ever talk the preachers bad (Truuuust Me.. You'll come close to condemnation)

  • This shit makes me feel embarrassed to be American. That one guy trying to explain the Hebrew word "davar," which can mean both "word" and "thing" clearly does not understand that it doesn't mean words are literally real objects and vice versa. It's just a homonym, like a dog's "bark" and the "bark" of a tree.

  • LMAO ....this is the funniest sh** I ve ever seen.

    Thank you

  • Bird's the word!

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  • I really wish we could get a law passed to make it illegal for these scumbag "ministers" to prey on people in need by saying if you send them money a miracle will happen and all your problems will vanish

  • @bantam700 For years I've wondered why if planting "seeds" of money

    by sending it to others gets you what you want, WHY aren't these TV

    evangelists SENDING MONEY TO US? Its supposed to WORK, right?

  • When I "noun", I'm partially "verbing"...But if there is a "verb" thats more "nouny", then the "noun" is really a "verb"...praise the lord....praise him.

  • lol @ religion

  • Miracle water anybody?

  • "please prayerfully consider..." strange people

  • those guys are fucking annoying

  • the payments remind me of something the roman catholics did and lololol at the end he bitch slapped the nurse

  • This is quite a stretch. If you think about it seriously and there wasn't a laugh track, it wouldn't even be funny.

  • Jesus is the same as William Wallace except people think theirs alot of Voodoo behind Jesus.......I believe in Jesus Christ existing, however him being the son of God? or even a God of such power existing, i cant.

  • I think I prefer the Amish...

  • I'm taking philosophy at my college and this makes no sense to me. 

  • Hey, where do I enroll in the School of Religious Healing Karate?

  • Silly christians, pot is for stoners.

  • great stuff. notice all the nuts and their nut flocks are american? we have a creation museum too! people riding dinosaurs. i'm not joking, it's in kentucky.

    "when you can do the laundry in the love of god you can get a harvest" i'm thinking "the laundry" isn't what i think it is.

    "when those two get together the anointing flows". again, i'm getting pornographic mental pictures.

    all those freudian sex references, these people are sexually oppressed no doubt.

  • @tomitstube I live in Kentucky. I very much resent that.

  • @weirddudeonice ~ you resent what?

  • @tomitstube The fact that there's a creation museum in Kentucky. Makes us look bad, really bad.

  • @weirddudeonice ~ i wouldn't blame your state per say, just the people involved in such nonsense. every state has embarrassing doo doo. the kentucky selection was due to it's conservative leanings and rural ignorance. could have been just about anywhere in america. in fact, the owner of creationville is from australia. just like rupurt murdock, who runs fox. they are taking advantage of american godliness to make a fortune.

    hang in there, it isn't a reflection on you.

  • @tomitstube Nice to know, thanks.

  • these wackos need a lot of medication

  • LOL

    

  • True, at the end of evangelist shows they always try to get at your money, in my opinion thats what they want the most.

    Ohhhh yea, bla bla jesus bla bla holiness, now ur in the mood, now give us ur money >:)

    LOL ending made me laugh so hard XD, those 2 guys shoveing everyone XD

  • There is nothing more entertaining than these Xian shows!

  • I am glad Religion doesn't control our government like they used to, oh wait...

  • The bible is the best fictional book i've ever read!

  • ExposingChristianitydotcom

  • These are not Evangelists. They are not Christians. They do not even have any faith or belief except that which Satan doth provide unto them. You see only the truth can be the truth. It is quite obvious these people are evil and money is the nature of their sin.

  • @Bubblegumblue69 I'm going to have to ask you the very same questions I ask most theists that diss other theists' convictions: How do you know you are right and they are wrong? And how do you think they would've answered the preceding question if I had posed it to them, instead?

  • @GrahamChapman

    I wish I could tell what I want to, but then I would have to compromise my book, but I will be sure to forward you a copy when i am done.

  • @Bubblegumblue69 Sure thing. Just get back to me when you're done with it and has it up on the shelves, and I'll tell you who I am and where I live.

  • Satan will use the word of God to deceive the believers. Mike Murdok is the devil in disguise.

  • @FadedMindz210 Hahahahaha. If "god" is incapable of stopping evil then who would be so stupid as to call them god.

  • @gnarkillkicksass True. But God is capable of anything. That's why he is called "God."

  • @FadedMindz210 Cool. Is he capable of stopping AIDS? If so why hasn't he?

  • @gnarkillkicksass Oh, he will. Because if you read the Revelations chapter in the Bible, It is foretold that God will destroy all wicked on earth in the end. Therefore, he will rid of all evil and deceases and all sufferings and have the rightious ones reside on earth for eternity to live in true peace and prosperity. And if it weren't for the sacrifice of his son, Jesus Christ, none of that would be possible. Those who believe in him will inherit the gift of eternal life.

  • @FadedMindz210 Apparently, according to a book. If you knew someone that said "I'll do the right thing eventually" then they're a waste of time.

  • @gnarkillkicksass Well, things must take place on this earth before all that happens, we just have to be patient. We all wish suffering should end now, but there are some prophecies that have not been fulfilled yet before the end. Like the revealing of the antiChrist, rebuilding of the third temple, Mark of the Beast, and so forth. All that is yet to happen. But, surely will be fulfilled.

  • @FadedMindz210 that sounds like....HERESY.

  • Why does the USA have a disproportionate stock of idiots? Sure, they exist everywhere but boy do they turn it into an art form!

  • @johnblack03 We seem to know how to brainwash children. For some reason, we have stockpiles of morons, racists, obese jingoist rednecks and embarrassing people.

    Luckily, our percentage of atheists is doubling every ten years. We just need a way to hurry the process along a little.

  • @johnblack03 sir i am an american...and i found this comment freaking hilarious

  • @johnblack03 I can explain it. It's because we let them congregate in groups. When similar people stay together, they build each other up. AKA a group of smart people will become smarter, and a group of stupid people will become stupider. Too many parts of the US are isolated, so all the stupid people flock there and never get any exposure to intelligent people, because we like to stick to the coast (except for Florida).

  • @johnblack03 I'm moving to Jamaica. At least I can blame the weed there.

  • @stoffalicious No move to one of the Nordic countries where they are ranked high in education, low in infant mortality rates, high in economic security, high in equality, high in quality of healthcare, low in homicide rates, etc. and are some of the most secular countries in the world.

  • @uniteordie1 Yea, it would be nice, always wanted to live there for a bit. But even with all the bat-shit crazy people here, there are still those few that save it for me, e.g. Bill Maher.

  • what show is this?

  • @kornkiller03 The Chaser's War on Everything. It's an Australian comedy show that's like a mix of The Daily Show and The Awful Truth in America.

  • God loves the stupid.

  • "Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman." - H.L. Mencken

  • "Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman." - H.L. Mencken

  • i haven't laughed so hard in a very long time. I actually use to watch that first preacher years ago but more I watched him the weirder he got. then he got money hungry like the rest Great video!

  • This is funnier than 'Cheers'

  • Hey guys making fun of Christians only deepens their faith. We can't call them idiots because ( even though they are messed up in the head ) they won't listen. The earth revolves around the sun you moron NO The earth revolves around the sun NO. They just won't listen. And now they say WELL GOD IS GREATER THAN WE IMAGINED.

    We have to live with these sorry brainwashed cattle and make the most of it. If religious people could think rationally, there wouldn't be any religious people.

  • @kansaimagic christians should laugh at themselves.

  • @DurgaShanti And sometimes we do.

  • @kansaimagic WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kansaimagic Are you an atheist?

  • @oNallieGirl

    Humanist

  • @kansaimagic atheists are rational? they hold a belief that is as unprovable as any of the beliefs of any religionist... so far science is still rather incomplete. if you are comfortable having faith that sceince will eventually prove that God does not in fact exist that's fine, but your arrogant hostility is out of place. atheism is an irrational religious faith just like all the rest. it is unavoidable.

  • @cwross1976

    Science incomplete? Oh yes it is, but you can't fill in the GAPS by placing GOD there because you make the problem even worse.

    Hostility out of place? By asking questions and showing proof that ALL Gods were man made? You believers are out of place by shoving religion into the faces of children. I didn't say that I was an atheist, but from all the Gods I've heard of, they are definitely created by people. They are the opium of the people.

  • I don't think Fletch Lives is on the Faith Healers' shelves. ;)

  • Haha! best comedy ever... Ohhh wait, theyre just christan people.

  • In reviewing this stupidity - do any of these people actually live in the real world? So, when a little child is slammed against the wall for crying and dies, "God" allows this because the child is not as good as "these" people? If these are chosen people who offer a religion - I pass. To be in an eternal place with these frauds would certainly be a living hell!!!!!!

  • the world will me no where near as funny without christians!

    

  • OH MY FREAKING GOD!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SUCH A SHOW 4 EVER!!!!! Finally a show that dares to make fun of christians that's not a documantary!!!!

  • they know not how dumb they really are...lol....... how can anyone not see what thieves and liars they are!!?????

  • @TheSheppard71 The reason con men get away with it is because capitalism stifles humanity and rewards moron thugs.

    Most people are social, they have little defence against cons. Most people respond to authority, attractiveness, similarity, reciprocation etc, much more than they realize. It was an evolutionary letting down of our guard so we could work in groups. con men use such things against us for money.

    Con men are often psychopathic personalities, criminals & ex salesmen.

  • Christianity is scary. =(

  • I am a Christian and this video makes me laugh.

  • I wondered why you guys got shut down last yer (re child cancer skit ) now I know...you cannot mock GOD!!!

  • this is great stuff! I'm a Christian and I like this cause those TV evangelists and faith healers are nothing but crooks and deceivers!

  • I havn't done laundry in weeks, I'm going to Hell yes?

  • Christianity would be great if it wasn't for all of the Christians.

  • If BIRD is the WORD and a BIRD is a THING that means god is a BIRD!!!! i wonder what kind of bird he is?

  • @sevencarpileup1

    Yes, the bird is the word

    watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

  • @sevencarpileup1 He's a Dickbird.

  • If religious people truelly believe there is some wonderfull afterlife, if it's as good as they say it is and they're so eager to get there, then why wear a seat belt?

    Why does the pope of all people drive a bullet proof car? if god can't protect him what chance have we got?

  • Your right, they are nutjobs.  But they are tax exempt and rich.

  • These hosts are worse than the religious fanatics.

  • omg that is hillarious

  • That might just be the funniest thing I've seen yet!!!

  • No, all Christians aren't stupid; just those few who are simple and desperate enough to fall for the pitches of these hucksters. These con men are self-appointed media "prophets", and don't represent God any more than some schmuck who can buy a uniform and run around saying he's a cop. The lack of regulation or accountability just allows them to dupe anybody who will believe their proprietary brand of BS.

  • @RandallParr no they are all fucking stupid, invisible spacemen dont exsist get over it

  • @kenmabie why so upset?:)

  • @RandallParr

    why do you believe in fairy tales

  • Religious sience at its peak at 1:18

  • nut jobs are all over america and the world

  • That was thonge twisted!!

  • So true anyone can see that these so called "evangelists" are fraudsters.

    It's a real shame however that the real Truth of Jesus Christ has been tainted

    by these gold diggers.

  • I want my money back.

  • On 1:05 they sound like Sarah Palin. Two idiots confusing everyone, even themselves. LOL!

  • Ok ha ha ha, its fun to make fun of christians, I get it, but prove this, recently I sowed $10,000 dollars AMERICAN at my congregation, and I haven't reaped it yet, but it takes TIME to reap the harvest, just wait, one day I won't have to pay for my tuition, the lord will pay for it, and I won't have to take out any more LOANS. You atheists just don't get it, SOW = REAP the HARVEST! jUst wait and see, Jesus saves.

  • 100% of shakedowns by charletains are religious based, 100% of suicide bombers are religious based. The vast majority of genital mutilation is religious based, The majority of child rape is religious based.

    You may see humor in that. I don't.

  • @drfoxcourt

    you're damn right!

    these evangelitards are ignorant illiterate backwoods skanks, who belong in the gutter backwoods.

  • @thegoochieguy well at least they will be in heaven while you burn in eternal HELLFIRE!

  • @JesusEndTimes Och. och, it's hot down here, och. let me out...... let me out of Texas, pleeeeeese.

  • WTF!?

  • First show: well meaning idiots

    Second show: evil profiteer

    Third show: charlatan

    second and third guy should be killed. first guys should be forced to form rational arguments against Stephen Fry.

  • i always do my laundry in the love of god

  • YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!

    finaly!

    Expose them!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why aren't these people locked up? They are a danger to humanity.

  • lol, evangelists are total nutjobs

  • argh whats the name of this show again?

  • @vermanshane The Chaser's War on Everything.

  • Thank you very much!

  • Alex Jones is a nut job.

  • kenneth copeland's eye's at 0:35,i'm starting to believe that REPTILIANS are real.

  • the christians are doing a sketch of thier own surely they arnt serious lol

  • I have to stop watching religious freaks... affects my blood pressure!

  • Are all organized religious groups really just scams?!?! At least most of em dont make it this obvious lol

  • they are, man, they are. some of them just do it more subtle, like e.g. catholic church :)

  • @yegorletoff Yeah, the Catholic Churches way is via donations which they then spend on Gold to decorate their church or very expensive art work (the kind of art work which the Bible forbids).

    Seeing the Church stockpile gold and expensive items whilst there are people who can not get food to eat only makes the religion more sick.

  • the thing lol

  • evangelists rip people off

    Muslims kill people

    Catholics enslave children

  • Religion spawns terrorism

    The level of terrorism you're capable of committing in the name of your religion is just a measure of how deluded you are.

    When pro life Christians assault abortion doctors and would-be mothers, murdering these people face to face and stand by their actions, it shows a level of delusion even greater then terrorists in an airplane who don't witness the consequence of what they are doing.

  • @JoesephKatana Exactly, they argue for Pro Life but they have no problem killing people in to get thier message across that life is important and should be respected. They are hypocrites all of them.

  • @JoesephKatana Yes...the literal nut-jobs (world-wide) are the worst. Just look at the nightly news. Of course, Beck & friends "help" the illogic. Specially, on voting years. Just a guy in a political city.

  • hahaha.. classic.

  • Mike Murdoch sounds like a carnival barker. Creeps . Only thing worse is the mindless insomniacs who watch these sleazy beggers for money.

  • fucking hillarious i laughed my ass off

  • ...4 am?

  • semiotics of the kitchen!!!

  • It sounds like a Saturday Night Live episode, and they're being serious.

  • "The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient"- Abraham Lincoln

  • i tried, but i still don't get it. please elaborate.

  • These maggots lick the shit from devil-dog dicks. God hates evangelicals because God hates mother-fucking everything that is calculated to enslave the weak and the poor. You boys are gonna BURN because you are evil piss poor little vermin. I hate them deeply, they have no honour and no shame. Go the Chaser.

  • most Christians live in slavery and they dont even see it...

    they are being taken advantage of, and they dont even have the mental freedom to get it.

    fear is one of the major tools used for this...

    i laugh sometimes, but i like to think of myself as good person, so it kinda bothers (hurts) me to watch people live in hell..just out of the fear that they will go to hell when they die...

    thats horrible...

    they are missing out on so much in life. i feel sorry for them really..

    sad, very sad

  • Christianity In a Nutshell

    ...........The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever, if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity, because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    Deny bullshit!

  • thankyou

  • Evangelists are so full of shit I'm surprised anyone is actually dumb enough to forgive them.

  • Christians are so fucking stupid....

  • im a bornagain christian...these people are not biblically saved but frauds were against these peoples doctorines. the bible tells us to be content with what we have, not to try and gain wealth

  • seriously, what is it you don't understand about the fact that you cannot base an entire belief system on one single piece of flawed evidence, a book!

    jesus christ...what a donkey

  • so whats the purpose in u watching??

  • @prep4life69 YEAH. AND SO ARE MUSLIMS AND JEWS. I am sick of the "Xtian only" bashing. ALL RELIGION IS STuPID.

  • @kimberlymarie21990 You are right! (except 7th day adventists. they are 4 real =)

  • @prep4life69 Specially, the literal ones. Coming across 'em a good deal (usually by thier force) only proves thier stupidity. They actually claim that $ is all powerful. I guess being a snake -oil artist is thier favorite job.

  • @davemelnick well the idea is suppose to mean that you give up something that you get a return. but thing is the real return you get is when you dont expect anything back . That is the real teachings of Christ.

  • @DurgaShanti Humanities is definitely not thier strength eh.

  • look ok..christians are stupid sheep who believe anything they're told...not just christians any fool who has a religion made by a man claiming to be a divine speaker of God...fuck you!!! and jesus is nothing special it's all a fairytale

  • The funny thing is that the American audience needs the cheesy presenters to explain each & every clip.

    Land of the dumb

  • It's from an Australian show...

  • Stupid Christians...lol

  • these guys make me want to become a healer too, not particularly for the money, but just for the change to joyfully topple over gullible and needy people. viva la harvest. LOL

  • kelly tries not to laugh

  • i heard one once that god made a leg grow back. and they were asking to buy people plain tickets to america which was the new "promised land"...

  • MLS is the future.

  • Hilarious 5/5 and fav'd.

  • jesus he knows me and he knows im right......ive been talking to jesus all my life.......REV-PHILLIP COLLINS from GENESIS in the old testiment.

  • yeah phil collins is a good man he writes good m