YTP: Jesus Christ Buried His Manhood In Lucifer's Ass

[raider64128]

Like this if you thought it was awful, but could not stop laughing yourself silly.

[MrGerolf]

lol turn on CC, then Transcribe Audio, that shit makes everything more funny to watch!

[sedjetra]

14 000 years Jesus Buried His Manhood In Lucifer's Ass? :D

[InjuryDrums34]

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE



[wfitz32]

this made me give up catholicism

[bhomer2]

I'm mormon, and this is hilarious.

[Yunoha4]

awesome

[jrpeking]

LOVE IT!

[muaythaijunky]

the mormons are trying to get rid of these videos. thumb up them some more!

[funnygmodproduction]

Lol at the tags.

[Destroyahweapon]

best thing ever

[DrRockso9]

@Destroyahweapon :stfubitch:

[stupidroro]

This never fails to make me laugh. Brilliant blasphemy.

[DrRockso9]

:ohhh:

[DrRockso9]

:creepygusta:

[DrRockso9]

:merikey:

[DrRockso9]

:doitfaggot:

[Nerdlord12]

0:30 to 0:38 is the funniest eight seconds in any youtube poop I've ever seen.

[hellbreaker6666]

Category: Education. I see what you did there.

[ihatefurrys]

Mary,

Martha,

and Joseph Smith.

[Ciretako]

This is what Mormons actually believe.

[Coshka77]

It sounds like "effigy" at the end lmao

[MentalSelfMutilation]

Left the end off and this would've been perfect.

LAWL, Jesus was a PIMP.

[MentalSelfMutilation]

@MentalSelfMutilation 0:54 and who else thinks this lady looks like a slut?

[ImSneakyPete]

Christianity? THIS IS MORMONISM! *Kick*

[fredeck19]

U are the lowest

[muaythaijunky]

@fredeck19 it was funny

[The1stClan]

haha cool vid man :D

[Load0Sheep]

@Idiocracy2040 why should i care about that one

This Video is Awesome!

[TheSaucyAuto]

@Idiocracy2040 Making fun of Muslims is sooo 2002.

[Load0Sheep]

MAKING FUN OF CHRISTIANS IS SOOO. AWESOME!

[squidinkification]

...and thus Mormonism was created

[jiffnjelly1]

SO CRUEL......!!!!!

[Kylermannn]

jesus had sex with the indeans

:O

[DustinThePooper]

Everyone who laughed is going to HELL!!!!!

Wanna carpool?

[ActionCarl]

This is going to be the plot to Shin Megami Tensei 5

[AmyMeganBabes]

That is the CRAPST vid EVER!!!!!!!!!!

[GGBK28]

This YTP is hilarious. It changed my life forever.

[Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g]

rofl I haven't laughed this hard at a ytp since 2009! XD

[naughtypersian]

hahahaahha!

[mariusthq]

ahahahahahaha =)))) 

[smartandstupid37]

to bad there isnt a love button...

[onehundreddollars]

Holy shit this is the best thing I've seen all year

[Ruxify]

ROFL. "After Jesus sexed the indians, he took at least 3 wives: Mary, Martha, and Joseph Smith."

[CHEESEBURGER10000]

omg this is hilarious

[Bluetailvappy]

It's scary how natural the speech actually sounds in places.

[Zdudeisme]

0:30

Need I say anything?

[Nixel85]

I wish I could shack your hand, cuz this may be one of the greatest YTP's to ever emerge, especially since it came from Windows Movie Maker of all things.

[theslasher99]

this is what scientologists really believe

[mikese93]

lol "and joseph smith"

[BionicleChronicleTV]

And THAT kids is how magnets work.

[EchoBoomer1987]

THIS IS WHAT MORMONS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[MarioJunkee30112]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

[MEGAXSTU]

Laughed so hard! 

[thelancer300]

ER like this video

[thelancer300]

lol nice one XDDDDD!!!!!!!5/5!

[tiolocmcgrock]

These are the real teachings.

[Hauntzor]

"After Jesus sex'd the Indian's..."

best sentence beginning ever.

[Adam19822000]

Jesus came to the Americas to have sex with the indians

[ErichoTTA]

It is fairly easy just to mix this up.

[77AMPUNK77]

I'm pretty sure this is the true story of the bible

[jessbail1]

bad ytp

[sailorsillystars]

I feel so guilty laughing at this. And I am a christian.//

[gerudgutierrez]

@sailorsillystars well fuck you christian dont watch it then xD loser

[sailorsillystars]

@gerudgutierrez

You sound like an idiot. Doing the 'xD' emotion.

Are you like 14?

[gerudgutierrez]

@sailorsillystars im hispanic that explains it lol faggot

[sailorsillystars]

@gerudgutierrez

Race doesn't matter, idiot.

That also explains why your grammar is crap.

[gerudgutierrez]

@sailorsillystars man i was kidding its a joke but seriously i am hispanic ever heard of the place called uruguay believe it or not you dotn have to be mexicano to be hispanic

[InstantMix]

Star based co-op?

[Killbotfactory]

what´s the name of that sacret old guy, i didn´t understand it, sounded like Yellow Heem

[robokill387]

@Killbotfactory elohim - hebrew for god.

[gordenfreemen1337]

Maximum troll level if you play this at church.

[Mayhamsdead]

I'm guessing this is what they mean by "Jesus -loves- you"...

[shadowzero90]

@Vixenfox259 and just like all of us he loves to sex the indians and have threesomes

[shadowzero90]

i laughed omg its so wrong to laugh at this

[POOPTURTLE]

That was beautiful.

[PowerDODGE69]

and joseph smith XD

[ChristianU2ubeh]

I take that back, since the original was complete shit, this makes it kewl.

[ChristianU2ubeh]

Don't mess with Jesus dammit, he can pwn you with his eyes tied behind his back.

[ronniekyo]

What the fuck is this shit, don't mess with Jesus.

[DoomPlatypus]

XD I'm a Christian but this was hilarious. What the heck is this video anyway?

[NekoNatsume]

just .... LOL XD

[TenouHaruka0]

I saw this video in grade school, I think its about mormons.

Either way, great vid!

[MutantClannfear]

As a Christian, THIS IS BLASPHEMY! And real fucking funny blasphemy, I might add. Well done.

[DarthClam]

0:12 i can not stop laughing

[t3hplatyz0rz]

This is.... horrible.

Horribly amusing!!!

[qiman2]

oh my god, that mormon video was weird, and racist.

[FrozenAnarchy]

0:21 - That "What was that noise?" clip came from... Metal Gear Awesome?

[Nightcrusher1]

This is blasphmy! This is madness!!

[Symos]

@Nightcrusher1 Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

(3 months and no one thought of this?)

[prplmnky]

@Nightcrusher1 Madness?! This is Mormon Jesus.

[MrGASMAN15]

fucking mormons

[TheWizardofodd12]

I knew he was a bisexual.

[Clembo]

...and Joseph Smith.

[carpeteater12]

xD I dnt care if I'm Christian, this is funny as he'll xD

[ShupaNaraic]

0:58 Jib Jab Jib Jab!

[ebfjzfiibg]

Jesus came in Lucifers face, thus Lucifer became the devil.

Wait, what?

[ChibiTeinko]

It's a conspiracy!

[whiskycopter]

ULTRA COMBO

[boshboyeric]

ur so disrespectfull

do ome growing up

have some respect!

[robokill387]

respect what, and why?

[boshboyeric]

respect religion becuase thats the decent thing to do

[robokill387]

why is it the decent thing to do? I live in a tiny town, and there are no less than 4 churches there and they want to open another. religion has too much power. it doesn't need any more unearned respect.

[boshboyeric]

then respect people and there beliefs

it is not decent to take people beliefs witch are a big part of there lives and turn them into a sick joke to amuse peopl

[result190]

0:46 i lmao'd

[MrThermomanPreacher]

"He took at least 3 wives. Mary,Martha and Joseph Smith"

ROFL

[voodoochild316]

Watching this video was the best decision of my life

[MrThermomanPreacher]

the animation reminds me of He-Man for some reason

[P00RaBbitt2]

jhesus fucking christ!

[meak911]

...and Mary's name was really Mary too.

Jesus is the adversary.

Wake up.

[pooass666666]

you... are... GAWD!

[BMX7735]

After jesus sexed the indians lol

[UberShyGuy]

If there's one part I can't help but laugh at the most in this video, it would have to be the bit with Elohim coming to have sex with Jesus.

[Clembo]

Lmao Mormons

[orbermeister]

this ytp explains what the word win means.

[Zando24]

One of the greatest poops ever!!!

[droctogonapus24]

The new bible

[HungryMungry]

Mary

Martha

And Joesph Smith

WAIT WHAT

[djdexcat]

Thanks a lot, I'm being hospitalized for actually pulling off a 'roflmao'

(Lotta positive reviews for something so likely to offend pretty much everyone...)

[rackas321]

This should be the bible.

[DaLandmasta]

Im christian and this is some funny shit lol

[VirtualDynamite]

This ytp source is based of mormon religion. And as being from fucking utah, home of the mo mos. THIS IS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT. Subscribed.

[DoctorPencilK]

one of the funniest poops ever

[greentrigger]

YOU MONSTER!!! :(

[ooliveric]

I was LOLING

[JoeTMNDodghson]

What was that noise? (Mormons aren't real)

[H4L0GaNGT4R]

0:47 shoop the whoop

[HentaiNoKamiSama92]

Lucifer,and his brother ,Jesus,through endless celestial sex,produced billions of NIGRO children.

D:

[yoshu2]

im christian and find this hilarious

[KamachoMcSagget]

me too

[stackopancakes]

Why not call yourself CertainGamesHaveTheProductionV­aluesOfOtherMediums

[LocksAndChains]

I kinda want to see the actual source material.

[axonnsbuddy]

lol the 3 wives Mary, Martha and Joseph smith

[whatewer23]

or was it the bagle?

[surgedfactor]

This is the fucking greatest youtube poop ever.

[pandaumk3]

"Jesus came to have sex with Indians" D :

[random268]

lol nigro children

[HomelessDood]

i loled my pants off

[SGTAVideos]

At this very moment, Jesus is burying his manhood in Michael Jackson's ass.

[TimeEffaced]

haha rofl

[onehundreddollars]

This was FUCKING FUNNY. That's it, you deserve a subscription.

[connorross123]

He took at least three wives; Mary...Martha...and JOSEPH SMITH

[ThomasWhatever]

I#m damn sure....i would also laugh my ass of if i would see the original movie of that...

Howecer:

Great work!

[ThomasWhatever]

Is this a kind of Mormon-Propaganda movie ^^

Would love to see tha Original Version of this.....Joseph Smith xD

I just remembered this one South Park Episode about morons ääähhh i mean mormons!

[RedDaVincy]

It's on this site actually. And it's anti-mormon propaganda, though most of it is true (and very cool-looking)

[0oxCaptainxChaosxo0]

And Joseph Smith!

[DarkStylezz]

... and Joseph Smith

Oh shit i laughed so hard

[SilverX1079]

If there's a hell....then im going to it

[IoBennYoI]

wow great stuff xD

you can't watch this video without laughing

5/5

epic video, subbed =)

[FreddieKrueger91527]

I liked it, because it was pretty perverted! Maybe I'm going to burn it on CD and put it in front of all churches in my hood XD

[HarterStuhligan]

Awesome...

[SnowballKiller]

...emosewA

[butchyboxer]

this is hilarious i was trying not to laugh cause it is about jesus but i could really help it

[HotKebab]

Does anyone know the name of the orignial film?

[MikuMech]

Should be pretty easy to find. Just look up something along the lines of "Mormons" . Should be something along the lines of "What Mormons Believe" or something.

[Zando24]

Frickin hilarious! I almost cried from laughing....especially at the Joseph Smith part

[revergo]

*knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* - *knock* *knock* the door opens... ;)

[Florachild]

Lol! Um wow...?

epic ytp XD

[s0metaters]

after jesus sexed the indians...?

[surgedfactor]

This is one of the best YTPs I've seen in a long time.

[tregnier279]

*fap fap fap*

[Chucknorris123456]

He had three wives:

Mary

Martha

and

Joseph Smith

ROFL

[kawaiitoboe]

brb gonna go show this to my mormon buddies~

[CounterNerd]

hahahaha

Mormon Jesus (the gay version)

[Phobotech]

First "Can't Touch Mormon Jesus" ...Now this! What's next?

I can't wait...this shit's Gold. :D

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