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  • Scumbag Brit: Plays a game that takes place in the USA. Drives on the left side anyway =D

  • @sugarwarlock WE PREFER THE TERM STUBBORN. Thank you very much.

  • I can actively conform for you that saints row the third contains an authentic drive by cement mixer simulation experience.

  • round 33 They play hollywood undead (shout at the devil :D)

  • jesse cox and totalbiscuit SR3 together?

  • you should play this with Jesse

  • who the hell is saying gta has a deep story? man no. man. no.

  • @popp1nbottlez why no? its not emo poet deep but all gtas have a realistic decent storyline and a world you can get immersed in. i still remember all the characters from San Andreas for example and i've played it years ago....

  • @youralcoholicdad44 I do as well. Not the names but I was never good at names.

  • 25:25 ... You took what looks like a type of Toyota over a Nissan 370z right across the street? WHAT ARE YOU A MAD MAN?

  • Gta IV is better in my opinion

  • Saint Row the Third part 2: Jesse is bad at Whored Mode. PLEASE!!

  • How dear u not know saints row 3

  • Did he just reload his weapons?... I forgot you could do that :o.

  • HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA RIMJOBS?? LOOOOL google it!!

  • This would have been a good Jesse Co op series

  • @yogster10000 too bad hes already doing it with someone else, BUT ITS SO GOOD check it out on his page :)

  • i like how at the beggining he plants the bomb on his shoe :D

  • GTA IV + crack cocaine = Saints Row: The Third

  • fuck i love TB, so entertaining haha

  • Me: An opening movie? Fuck that! *clicks anotation to skip opening*

    TB: "You saw before this, the intro, which I felt just had to be put there, because it is quite funny..."

    Me: Oh, it's funny? Okay then, I'll go back and watch it! *goes back to 0:00*

    *Four minutes and eight seconds later*

    Me: TB, Y U NO ALWAYS TELL TRUTH? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

  • saints row 3 is the greatest "dicking around simulator" ever created

  • fucking brutal music at the end:)

  • Right I've turned to youtube to fix my problems, I'm running an AMD bulldozer 6 cores oc'd to 4ghz sli GTX 570s and 8 gigs of ram, yet even on low graphics I get a frame rate of around 5 fps. Any ideas on a fix for this?

  • @Nile101 Bulldozer is not good for gaming. It was designed for HTPCs.

  • @EegrasStudios I know, I got suckered in by the whole omg 6 cores, and the fact it's cheap as shit. I can still run BF3 on ultra on this PC, with around 60 fps, yet saints row basically runs in slow motion. I've done some research on it, but the only way I've seen to fix it is to email gigabyte for 2 weeks in hopes of getting some beta bios that work with SR3, I was just wondering if there are any other ways of fixing it.

  • @EegrasStudios

    'Designer for HTPC's' Hahaha, no.

    The a8's are designed for HTPC's, bulldozer was their flagship performance CPU. Unfortunately the architecture sucks balls. Worse than the previous Thuban generation CPU's like the Phenom x4/x6 and with that you get shit performance. Albeit more performance that you will need for even the most CPU intensive games. But yeah, go Intel or go home with CPU's. AMD CPU's Is reserved for a poor mans build.(Sub$200 CPU)

  • @Nile101 That sounds like a CPU problem but I wouldn't think a bulldozer chip would have any troubles with Saints row the third :/ Maybe go through the bios and make sure you have all cores enabled and haven't accidently disabled a core when you were overclocking because that's easy enough to do.

  • @RawrzPanther Had a look just to make sure, all cores are enabled, checked more, seems the only way to fix it flash bios. Sadly it's easy for people with ASUS boards, not so much us gigabyte users. So I guess it's just going to be bought for xbox.

  • @Nile101

    Disable 1 570, update drivers, update game, reset your clocks to default, run a memtest, check PSU is sufficient, run a stress test like Prime 95 to determine stability of your system. If none of that helps and there is credible sources that say reflashing your bios will work. go for it. I I'm pretty sure it won't be a BIOS issue and flashing should be the last option, the very last. If every other game works fine then it's down to drivers. Never heard of a bios update as a low FPS.

  • @Nile10 Okay man this is late but go ahead and make the resolution 800x600, windowed mode, and turn the process up to high using task manager.

  • @AQWUpcode Uninstalled the game due to the problem, but I'll reinstall it and try that. Thanks for the tip, hopefully it works.

  • I thought whored mode was about owning a cafe.

  • If someone really wanted to compare gta to saints row (and you know, why not, there is no problem with just comparing) I would say, that GTA is for those, who like deep character explaination, GTA is for those who like to feel like they are in the game, and who like characters, who have feelings, and have a deep story. Saints Row is for those, who like a laugh. A constant laugh for the rest of the gameplay. They are both fantastic games, I love them.

  • @szakiricky GET THIS MAN A MEDAL

  • @gatorboy124 THE CYNICAL FLEET IS AT YOUR SERVICE

  • @szakiricky To be honest.I love both of them.Saints Row the Third is like GTA IV on crack.

  • @szakiricky I agree, but I kinda think Saints row is WAY too over the top...

    It's just my opinion. I can totally see why other people like it. I don't dislike it. I just don't like it as much as I do GTA.

  • I just finished this game, I want to do it all again.

  • 13:30-15:20

    I Couldnt BREATHE

  • pink bent dildo

  • 33:10 You see *Ultor* in the backround? Thats the evil corporation from RED FACTION.

    The first absolute gem from Volition c:

  • @XeroKeeper ultor was also an important corporation in saints row 2

  • @rsmvgamer

    I didnt know that :x

  • @XeroKeeper No, it was from Saints Row 2, that was the S.T.A.G. of Saints Row 2.

  • I will boycott Game and GameStation - said by a guy living in the US. Fight the power!

  • WTF is sr3? if you don't know.. now you know... nimrod.

  • 20:47 Apparently the boys at Volition are bronies.

  • It's like GTA IV.. but fun.

  • Saints Row 2 is awesome try it on PS3 TB

  • collab with jesse!

  • because genki is a cat it is of course not a cat-apult but a man-apult :D

  • lmfao when you suggested jumping through the window of a tank

  • does anyone know if you can have more that one save? im too afraid to try incase it deletes my 100% save

  • @TamSharpx Yes, you can.

  • 32:10 getting out of the car in style

  • 18:38 - That's what she said!

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  • That intro music of the game is used in a german beer advertisement...

  • @KruemelStreuer

    It's also used for the transformation of the ship into Mega Maid in Mel Brook's Space Balls…

  • This game gets so much better you need to do the story m8!

  • @MiniManAlex The story is complete crap...I wouldn't even call it a story...

  • @MrEhxpert its brilliant i found it hilarious

  • It's not called a level 2 baseball bat. It's called a Boston Basher

  • Umm actually sorry but this game ONLY supports 360 gamepad any other one will NOT work I have tried and even asked THQ they ONLY support 360 gamepad

  • @MrSimonPlays i think tha the game is generally quite laggy unless you have a powerhouse of a pc

  • Who thinks sheograth should be the inspiration for the next Saints row!?

  • If only he had the GatMobile...

  • 25:30 a person is standing on a car

  • I'm having really bad framerates while drivin/running round the city, with everything set to the lowest. Like 25-30 in some cases. On the other hand it can go up to 80 while indoors and the like. I'm on an ATI Radeon HD5870, a 2.66 GHz intel i7, and 6 GB RAM. Any tips for upgrading? Or do i just need to update something? i installed new drivers for the graph card and directX.

  • comeon, you cant blame the game for you getting knoecked over while exiting your car at 12 minutes ish

    if you drive backwards and jump out of your car you are going to be hit by your door.

  • TB automaticly had his selection "Whored mode"

  • Have u and jesse ever thought of doin a let play of this together

  • I get like 10 FPS on this windowed lowest settings when i get 60 fps on world at war Nazi Zombies or TF2

  • Saints row 3 was amazing! But now iv completed it..... Im sad :(

  • @hainez14 lol i will buy it soon :D

  • @hainez14 yup, "he's car surfing".

  • @hainez14 play it again lol

  • @hainez14 They're doing a 4th one :)

  • "oh the police are getting involved that's unfortunate" *kicks cop in the dick*

  • Dude you sound like a boss

  • @Scortech its a great port

  • i have incompetant drivers. theyre the ultimate weapon.

  • On PC is this a cheap and crappy convert? like Saints Row 2 was ?

  • @Scortech I wouldn't say so... aside from items randomly popping in this game was very well ported.

  • This game runs like absolute ass.

    Getting lower fps at max settings than I do on crysis or bf3

  • Anyone else saw the random guy standing in the roof of a random car as TB goes through the Radio Channels? o.O 25:40

  • @Dealman15 On the roof* :<

  • @Dealman15 That guy was car surfing.....stupid noobs -_-.....i jk lol

  • @pyrix I KNOW A JESSE COX HES AT MY SCHOOL

  • @ErichGlendale

    No, you do not know him -.- You are a child.

  • I KNOW HIM

  • Please totalbiscuit I beg for you to consider my plea, please for all that is silly and fun, I think that all of your audience, including myself, would like you to play this particular title with a sir Jesse Cox and the Yogscast. Thank you for listening and I hope you consider.

  • The awkward moment when your helmet disappears O_o

  • You can't attack an APC with a shotgun, silly army man!

    Still laughing my ass off xD

  • TB you buy the tophat from the shop "Nobody Loves Me"

  • The best gun damage and amo wise seems to be the pistol and with dual weild and silencer u can't gow rong

  • DILDO SWOOOOOORRDD!!!!

  • This game sounds very niggery. Are there a lot of niggers in it? Like, does the entire story revolve around the daily activities of niggers? Killing other gang people and whatnot?

  • cant wait to get this

  • WTF, person standing on a car in the opposite lane at 25:36

  • Drive bys in cement mixers. i want to see that on Skyrim.

  • so what is cloud gaming?

  • a little selution for blocked steam games due to retailers as you mentioned at the end of the video, you can always use VPN from america or some other country to bypass it, for example raptorvpn (free) although meny of the VPN programs have limited try out time befor you have to pay for using it, but just trowing out option for people games are blocked for stupid resons.

  • 25:38 surfing dude!

  • Srry, i used the wrong account :

  • @666Shinedown Yes, i got it from my granma! XD she incisted on giving me a present and i got it.( is it so special then?)

  • Play with Jesse

  • I just got thid game for chrismas, and is AMAZING!! I just wanted to now what was possible and this video showd me :)

  • @PuddingKanaal Wait...what you just got it for christmas?

  • Aw man, i love this game, it's so hard not to have fun in it, i mean some of the humor is very obvious, but for the more obscure bits and the somewhat expansive replayability, this game's fucking awesome.

  • I would get this game if it weren't so perverted. :/

  • @BeenieBomb Whats wrong with perversion

  • @TheNGplus Everything

  • Not sindekit morning star

  • @MrShadowcreeper7 Actually the Morning Star are part of the Syndicate although unfortunately they put all the gangs into one notoriety faction =/

  • =O I actually am pretty sure I know what the mars thing is for... The game is based around the Ultor company universe that Red Faction (the original RF games), and Ultor was the group who made the massive mining operation in Mars...

    This mars thing is awesome.

  • 13:28 - 15:14 xD

  • Genki manapult how u get it instead of the pre order pack

  • WTF is saints row the turd?

  • WTF is TotalHalibut?

  • Why no tophat? XD

  • I have this game on steam if my brother buys it on onlive can we play together?

  • example of absurdity = *the penetrator* nothing too wrong...it's just a sword

  • Do the god damn SPRINT ATTACKS!!!

  • This game is fucking awesome

  • i love this game, if ur a stoner its fucking awesome

  • Err, 27:41... damn 2 key...

  • Ahahahaha 7:41 incompetant drivers for the win :P

  • @MisterAnimann Err... 27:41... damn 2 key

  • @MisterAnimann Err... 27:41... damn 2 key

  • Absolutely HILARIOUS commentary, sir! Coming from me, that praise indeed :P All things considered... I've been watching YouTube for many years now and you are -- without ANY doubt at all -- the funniest commentator thus far. Kudos to you! :D

  • ...screw studying. must watch total biscuit.

  • TB i dont think anyone gives a flying fuck about the options so why do you show them...

  • You're a fuckin noob

  • This game is rated M. That's for Mature! No poop jokes!

  • My names "been" totalbiscuit -_-?

  • I used to like Saints Row, but then i got an arrow to the knee

  • 11 pages of stats, huh? GTA IV has a similar amount of stats to be shown, doesn't it?

  • For the love of all that is good PLAY THIS WITH JESSE COX

  • @pyrix that wld be epic,one of them would be the epic badass and the other one would be the idiot so in other words tb would be the epic one and jesse would be the idiot :)

  • @pyrix YESYESYESYES OH MY GOD... YOU SIR... ARE A MESSENGER OF THE PEOPLE!

  • @pyrix yes yes yes must see it with jesse cox

  • @pyrix idd mate, this game is like totally tailored for jesse xD.

  • Please someone tell me the name of the first song at the intro.

    I keep hearing it in all movies and videos but i dont know its name

  • @HooniganCG It's from 2001 a Space Odyssey, I don't know the exact track name but if you look it up on google with some good searching you can probably find it.

  • @pyrix Also Sprach Zarathustra. I probably butchered the spelling, though. The song's been around a loooooooot longer than 2001 A Space Odyssey though.

  • @HooniganCG its from 2001 a space odyssey

  • Cool

  • "I shall use this car to drive several meters to here, which, I'm told, is the way that Americans do things..." LMFAO.

  • u and jesse need to play this together

  • lol, that phone is running android

  • 24:44 haha that classic song from the radio is also in fallout3

  • @jayhaoliao uh wow, that's where you recognize it from? I mean I guess you're excused if you're a UK viewer, just go about your business.

  • @DaSuperBest well sorry that i'm not from the states, frankly i don't pay attention to whatever marching songs you guys listen.

  • Thoroughly meh.

  • HADOKEN 2:09

  • THE PENETRATOR

  • 13:59 WTF? Wasn't that guy in a GREEN costume just a second ago?!

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  • @MaceUK71 You must be a joy to hang around.

  • Its good game thats what it is, damit u are asking 2 much questions!

  • Like your youtube-money? I don't want to buy a car! Or buy some guy's interpretation of Beethoven..

    Spare a dollar for watching your commercials?

  • Certainly more colorful than your average bear.

  • I just got the saints row advert. No joke.

  • @TheVideoMenace1 I didn't, I got one on shaving(facial). Which is totally useless since I'm a girl. Just letting you know. Random ads ftw. Aw yeah.

  • I was waiting for him to show us the streaking minigame. Lol.

  • Whored mode?

  • Nice video. You COULD upload gameplay of the game in addition to the WTF ;)

  • So much hilarity

    So much blood

    So much ridiculousness

    So much purple

    So much boob