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  • 1:28 hand job

  • @xnirvanaXnevermindx You read my mind.......

  • 1:46 SUPER HIGH ME! LOL

  • This is ridiculously easy. Teach the solo.

  • Teach the rest of the song Marty!  Love all your videos, you're a great teacher

  • hold 3 for air d*ck suck  love your vids

  • I really appreciated all of your vids , thanks man

  • Lol at 01:19

  • MORE AIC !! THUMBS UP !

  • LMAF

    

  • "I have this guitar here..." WELL NO SHIT! haha love ya Marty thanks a whole lot for the videos!

    

  • Warple Warple spam ! XD

  • BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA

  • them bones is on half step drop dB

  • warda wa warple

  • Fuck'n A man thx so much!

  • 1:32 DUBSTEP DROP! fuck yea .-.

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  • Hey Marty. I have owned both a Gibson SG Standard and a Gibson SG Faded. I owned the SG Faded so long ago though. I'm wondering do they have the same neck profile? I do know that the Gibson SG Standard's neck is probably the fastest I've played.

  • shake weight commercial for the win! warple warple.

    

  • why doesn't my guitar sound awesome like that? like legit my guitar sounds nothing like that and i have a fender strat

  • @emmythehockeygurl30 maybe because the guitar he's using is a Gibson?

  • @xEdddie oh duh that could be why lmao

  • Another method for the drop D tuning would be to tune the second fret on the E string to standard. At least that's the way I find easiest.

  • at 0:29 it looks like he is prepaing to suck a penis

  • lol mango riff

  • drop c# not drop d

  • Make a November rain wanna play it

  • You bought Face Lift on the first day? You just went up 1000 cool points!

  • @wwa4tna them bones was dirt asshole

  • He talks pretty well for someone who looks blatantly baked.

  • @JonnieFarrow LMAO!!!

  • @Twoosy What's characteristic about people that have 'heavy' eyelids is that they are actually keenly acute and highly intense,

  • @JonnieFarrow LOLz. Nice one mate.

  • @JonnieFarrow Probably helps him talk better.

  • @JonnieFarrow :D funny,i noticed that too when i first seen him! :D (Marty knows he be somokin on da bud!!!!!) lmao jk idk that for sure.

  • damn try and keep the pasties not TOO obvious

  • bro it doesn't stop abruptly on the f.... and you are supposed to be palm muting you turd.

  • Go to my channel and check out my guitar cover of this song

  • @Manuel8104 every vid lmao

  • MidNight Sun Brewery!!!!! Anchorage Alaska!!!!

  • he's only stoned to get focused

  • @Manuel8104 Dude he is! Red eyes, confusing himself and mixing up words!

  • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!

  • such a good guitar teacher

  • wub wub wub wub wub AHHHHH lol good lesson

  • He's really stoned !

  • dude tell me you get paid for this, cause guitar playing cant get any more beginner than ME. but i watched this vid for about 15 minutes, and for the first time in 1 yr of learning, this is the first riff that i played WITH ABSOLUTE PRECISION (no flapping strings, perfect timing and pace, as if i taught the riff to AIC lolol) again as far as playing guitar yes im a dummy, but you dummy-proofed the shit out of your lessons.... thanx bro, subscription button clicked.

  • Hahahahah XDd 3:15!

  • Dude I swear to god I think Marty was on something during this video. He's usually not this crazy in his other videos and you should also take a look at his eyes rofl!

  • Marty rules!!!

  • "hey nigga what`s popping im Martin Schwatrz I'm here to blow shit up"

  • 1:29 p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face!!!!

  • 1:30 looks like hes giving a hand job

    

  • thumbs up if you wanted to learn after guitar hero

  • Ahaha, this was great.

  • "Riffomatic" - Marty Schwartz 2010

  • warple

    

  • This is too cool.

  • I thought my computer was having a seisure....

  • Is this Them Bones or a tutorial on how tune a friggin guitar??? Can't even watch any more.

  • @jvetter713

    Relax! He spent 1:30 seconds talking about the drop D tuning. From 20 seconds to 1:50. Heres 2 tips for you:

    1) Slide the time bar to the 1:50 mark. That way you dont have to watch him talk about the tuning of the guitar. Its almost 2012. I figured by now that everyone in the world would know how to fast forward a Youtube video.....clearly I was wrong.

    2) Dont go to a "beginner" guitar lesson if ur such a pro. Its stated in the title of the video that this is for beginners!

  • Link to correct tab

    tabs.ultimate-guitar.

    com/a/alice_in_chains/them_bon­es_ver3_tab.htm

  • i really love martys work so im not gonna say how wrong 1:30 looks lmao

  • i got to ask how do you know he stoned just cause hes eyes are glassy doesnt mean his stoned hes eyes just might have a irritation that he him self cant feel i get that sometimes i mean fuck i smoke pot he dont look that stoned believe me lol

  • 1:06 is the same face when my dog ran away :(

  • I restate the obvious... you're the king! just bought your blues and theory lessons. amazing, man.

  • 1:06 he shat bricks

  • LOL! You crack me up, Marty! Thanks, as always!

  • That guitar sounds soooo fucking awesome, where did you buy/get it, it sounds so nice i want it

  • aaaaaaaaaahh

  • He has an epic tuning face 1:06

  • lol lol wwww wwww lol

  • Get off work, get high, learn a song off Marty.

  • this dude is fucking nuts

  • i learned to count ya marty lol

    

  • so annoying class

  • teaches us lesson. we think we're kinda good when we learn this, but at the he puts us in our place with awesome solo kinda thing.

  • wow at 1:10 marty are u the joker

  • SOAD!!!! PPPLLLLZZZZZZ

  • HA HA this video puts me in a good mood! Just the thing to want to pick up a guitar and play.

  • Marty Schwartz is one bad MF!

  • Yeah, this is actually a terrible cover of this great song. But maybe he was just too high. And yes, it's drop d tuned a half step down. Plus he's even excluding parts lol.

  • He's actually playing it rather wrong. The part where Layne goes, "AHH!" is actually a quick bend on the G and B strings. I'm not sure which fret, but it's in there for sure. Also, in the verse, it's a D major chord before the 1, 2 & 3 bar chords. As well, this song is played in D flat, not just regular D.

    Db Ab Db Gb Bb Eb. Alice in Chains & Nirvana always played in flat tunings. It's heavier and meaner sounding.

  • STONER ALERT!

  • If everyone were like marty there would be world peace

  • WAR WAR WAR WAR WARPLE

  • Lmfao wow he was stoned off his ass in this lesson. But still badass

  • keep pressing 5 haha its funny

  • keep pressing 1 and 3 reapeatidly and he says goble

  • lmao marty i love you no homo but if it wernt fdor this man i wuld be no where with my guitar

  • Haha WTF bro

  • "It was the 90's"

    Yeah it was, but Dirt is fucking timeless!

  • warbol warbol warbol!

  • haha

  • Marty you are such a stoner!!

    keep up the good work!

  • WTF WAS THAT!

  • 3:22 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • xd

  • hahaha 1:30 i swear ive seen that exact reenactment in a porno 1ce

  • THANK YOU but is your amp is on overdrive right?

  • My Marty sense is wobbleing :D

  • im reaal y hoping to grt them bones pt. 2

  • pause at 0:00 .... he is staring at me!

  • pause at 3:21 lol!

  • is that a custom pickguard? i dont think ive seen an SG with that kind of pickguard

  • 4:45  LMAO

  • veramente simpatico

    e grazie a te nei miei primi mesi di chitarra ho imparato tantissime cose, grazie :)

  • its drop d down a half step

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  • @3:37 lmaoo yea no such thing as BUYING music anymore lol

  • Jerry tunes his guitars a half step down, not standard.

  • hahaha my computer kept pausing to load during the "ah" but it did it somewhat did it quick so it was like ah ah ah ah ah ah lol

  • OMG yu think this video is funny? enable "transcribe audio" you WILL laugh!

  • You crack me up dude... but you got a good cause

  • dude. tune

  • Hah Marty you are the best. Great lesson. I love Alice just as much as you do. "It's the 90's, what are you gonna do?" haha!

  • hey marty love your lessons bro. Can you give a lesson on No excuses. You may already have it posted, and i just havent found it yet.

  • so YOU LABEL THIS GRUNGE BUT NOT NIRVANA? IMA KICK YOUR WHITE ASS SUN :P

  • He scream like a girl, but nice vid ;)

  • What is this thing called the c.d. store???

  • Does anyone actually remember the last CD they bought? I do it was Yngwie's Unleash The Fury!

  • Keep hitting 5 for a tard happy marty

  • i couldn't learn to play this song at first because i was laughing so hard :D

  • If the title of this video brought you here you wanna skip to 2:45.

  • @InKa4484

    that`s what I was thinkin` about : D

  • where did u get that pickgaurd??

  • I have the same guitar minus the pickguard and replaced the pick ups with Gibson Classic 57' reissues. :)

  • ahh..... ahh.... ahh... lol

  • Marty, that alice in chains song is in Drop D FLAT

  • Keep it riffy duude!

  • When counting aloud the beats, you're not supposed to speed them up o_o imo that totally defeats the purpose of doing it

  • For a beginning guitarist, this helped so much and it really wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Is this the lead guitarists part, or rhythm? Because in the music video I saw he was doing something else with his hands, or maybe that's just me.

  • @MimicalThought yeah, this isnt exactly how jerry plays it, this video is a beginner version.

  • 1:09 made my pants moist.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • You are really good Marty, but you do waffle lot mate

  • it's e flat first and then drop d

  • "one two three four five sixseven =D, one two three four five six-seven =D ... "

  • Hmmm I think I'd prefer watching Jerry...

  • 1:33 DEMON!!!

  • You are number one !

  • 1/2 step down drop D

  • 0:57

  • 0:57

  • LMAO this is hilarious

  • @Mrbeepxtreme120 ok ok ! great sound!

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  • THIS STUFF IS WRONG MAN.

  • can u do ha ha your dead by green day?? &your awesome

  • This song is actually in drop db.

  • thx to u ive been learing how to play the guitar u r a awsome cool guy thx for makeing me falll in love we this insturment.

  • Muito bom, e racho o bico com esse cara rsrsrs

  • can you teach the solo

  • bobobowa bobobowa bobobowa [slow w/ negative pic] BOOOBOOOOBOOOOWAAAAA

  • Marty, thanks sooo much for putting this out there. I'm an old aic fan, learning to play. This tidbit rif is perfect. You're a great instructor!! Thanks again!!

  • Dun na dunn dun dunn na dunn!!! Aaahhhh.... lol

  • 4:31 showing the size of justin biebers penis haha good ol' marty schwartz

  • 3:17 *stops* *shakes head a bit* Ah!

    Epicness...

    but nothing beats the warpalwarpalwapalwarpalin

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  • Demon ! 1:32 xD

  • Marty I need some help. I don't know how to tune my guitar to Eb on my electronic tuner. What do I do?

  • @hobgoblinhobo313 turn everything down a whole step

  • @hobgoblinhobo313 Eb is a half step down

  • nice I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hello marty could do a class with children playing the music of the sea of black sabbath.obrigado

  • haha 0:01 face hahaha

  • i just jizzed

  • Not right :(

  • Hey Marty great video but can you make a video of how to play the solo

  • worbleworbleworble..buyjabuyja­buyjabuyja

  • he looks like he just smoked some weed