We Are Douchebags

[TheKevinstudio]

0:23 doutchbag

[spitfire987654321]

im a douchebag and i aprove this message now i gotta got out there and slay another bitch peace bitches

[mattvocalPHHS]

I believe all men in frats are complete and utter DOUCHEBAGS.

[101SAVIOR]

0:23 is that brucie?

[101SAVIOR]

0:36 hey brucie you stupid 'roid junkie whats u-- oh shit are you ok man?

[kaynie143]

they are proud of being douchebags

[floreseddie11]

its true!!! there all over the gym agree???

[Fermium1995]

we are the 1%

[a1b26600]

CAME ON YOUR FACE!

[riddick0846]

im just gonna sit here and sip my cup of tea...

[GravDiga]

Thumbs up and added to favorite..because of it's originality and comedic value :)

[ANG3lbaby17]

lmaooo!!! super funny

[HelloFade2]

Here's a question: Do you ever see atractive females with guys who are NOT like this?

[JohnFWitt]

@HelloFade2 All the time.

[LichQueenKathie]

@HelloFade2 My girlfriend :3 mind you, she's a female with a female lol

[Nddesh]

@HelloFade2 females? .. you mean whores? .. nope

[kirmet76]

@HelloFade2

Yes, yes I do

[viveelqc]

@HelloFade2 you mean gold digger?

[TheBlessedbabi]

@HelloFade2 Always.

[HelloFade2]

If a girl tries to tell you something, even if it's something important or relevant and you cut her off by saying "Shut up and suck my cock bitch!" ,,,then you're a douchebag.

[skoockum]

/watch?feature=player_detailpa­ge&v=-ApqLm_7IYc#t=144s

[alvado1211]

Axe

[TheDodgyBeast]

I'm a douchebag and I find this offensive

[JohnDoh89]

@TheDodgyBeast If you are a real douchebag you won't get it :-P

[Appr0Man]

Okey ...now somebody explain this to me. Why i cannot see any sign of a douchebag in guy at the gym, guy in the office or in guy who wears pink ? I saw nothing wrong with these ppl. The real douchebags to me were the big guy with a jersey and guy with a blue shirt. Okey the pink-wearing guy was kinda bragging but i think its was just bragging between friends. How can you really tell that they are cocky douchebags ? ( the three i mentioned )

[brackodejacko]

Wait, so nothing bad happens to the douchebags in the video? Why exactly did I watch this? Please, someone drop on a piano on these douchebags or something.

[EnragedPorkchop]

I already donated my aviator glasses.

[AdmaAdam]

press 3 to feel better

[freestylelife16]

@AdmaAdam i don't get it :))

[snake6221]

:') Love it.

[Grungekid941]

well we can kick your ass

[HodgeYMusic]

I fucking hate douchebaaaags -.- hate'em!!!

[espionz]

Someone noticed that at 0:20 the guy hit the ping pong ball on the girl ?? x]

[yomommasass33]

i am a douchebag AND I DAMN PROUD OF IT BITCH. im all for douchebag solidarity

[riddick0846]

This reminded me of my father. Is it sad that I'm 18 and hate this shit but he's 43 and dresses and acts like this all the time?

[jammedgun]

@riddick0846 yep

[Isamu00000]

just like whores and midgets, you arn't real people 

[systemisdisturbed]

Douche bags unite! Fuck every one else, it's not our fault. Just leave us the fuck alone so we can fuck bitches. Get over it.

[pcmcguire18504]

Awesome! The only thing this video is missing is Rex Ryan.

[ydrjtt]

they are actually really scared of someone else being better than them or such so they lash out and go around acting superior just because they care so much about what other people think of them

[limbylooms]

just watching this slightly angered me...

[funnycookbook]

i totally agree that us douhbags gotta take back this word cos its been used against us for 2 long, fuckos

[8281993]

We'll Douchebags , one day you will grow up. There are NO granpa douchebags , eventually you'll grow up guys , dont worry one day you'll be less anoying.

[matternicuss]

@8281993 "There are NO granpa douchebags" Incorrect. I know one personally. 

[CrazyBear65]

Dude in pink looks like the miz. See, I knew he was just a fuckin douchebag!

[Thomasjc98]

WE ARE (insert hand motion here) DUCHE BAGS

[TheFreshbum]

People should be careful with the usage of the D-Word. It used to be ok to use but it can really cause harm nowadays.

[bouboul666]

go chek my videos on bouboul666 you get have some fun :)

[MynameisElliott]

Lol at the guy sniffing coke.

[MomonRochon]

Thumbs up for 1:05

[voteforjoe]

I'm sorry. Being a douchebag is way more fun than being too sensitive. God I remember being so cautious about everything I said to the point where I wasn't happy with myself. Being a douchebag doesn't mean your an complete ass hole. It just means you have less regard for peoples opinion. it means to have a great back bone. Women like fucking backbone.

[areyu93]

douchebag = alpha male who gets more female attention than you and rightfully so, because he isn't afraid to show off.

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

@areyu93 douchebag = annoying cunt who puts on false airs to impress skanks

[ffairlane57]

Is anyone perplexed at the curious bizarre etymology of the world "douche bag"?

Back in the late 1970's, Massengill women's hygene commercials were the first to actually use the word "douche" on television, which is actually the french word for soap. How can an ordinary household item turn into a derogatory term that came from the schoolyards?

[kiddhitta]

@ffairlane57 words evolve. gay, queer, faggot. all had different meanings to start with.

[TheElMuffin]

@ffairlane57 - Douche is French for "shower", also used in Russian and Italian. Douche-bag is used for vaginal rinsing or enema. The pejorative use of the word douche-bag started in the 60s, and the immediate association with something or someone unclean is all too evident.

[LoicTheGR8]

@ffairlane57 Actually douche is a french word for shower

[ayooannie]

This may be the most life changing video ever. Im tearing :')

[thedesertrose99]

The Axe Effect won't work for you coz you are a "Douche bag" so STFU

[espionz]

press 3 fast, the guy is K.Oing himself

[daweller]

People who post 'thumbs up if...' on Youtube... douchebags.

[ANewSubject]

Press 3, 5, 1 and then 8 and its kinda funny...

[WhoNeedUsername]

232 people says "what a douchebags" and hit dislike fayul

[faros1989]

that girl in the blue is soooooooooooo damn gorgeous!

[aiodis]

@faros1989 Brodeen. Brodeen. Brodeen...lay of her.



[faros1989]

@aiodis

COME AT ME BRO COME AT ME!!

SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK

[ogrish84]

Women love Douchebags. That makes women the 99% of Douchebags.

[cleanloader]

1:06 epic boob grabbage

[LyricalWax]

haha that pink poloshirt guy was hilarious at the end!

[ChannelFamilys]

Nice video even know its ah bunch of guys ego trippin..

[JarnoldEnterprises]

Who did they get to do this? Were they walking down the road and grabbed them by the shoulder and screamed "I FOUND A BREAD OF DOUCHE BAG WE DON'T HAVE FOR THE VIDEO YET!"

[Avatar230594]

As you can see here ladies and Gents, there are several types of douchebags. I've met all of those. How do I know? I am the douchebag in your office.

[cher032189]

yeah all white guys are douche bags lol

[Notagayusername10]

@cher032189 fuck off nig

[AbsolutMassager]

douchebag asians are the worst :P

[KADooDLE45]

@AbsolutMassager you stand absolutely correct!

[madmike12121]

lol, my high school is filled with people like this. They are all ugly as fuck, are complete assholes......yet they get the hottest girls in the school.

Welcome to 2011, where being nice polite, and doing your work gets you JACK SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BDXproductions]

@madmike12121 welcome to High School BITCH! >=D

[madmike12121]

@BDXproductions lol not sure how to react to that.

[45thundertrain]

@madmike12121 yup fat ugly guys who do this get all the hot chicks at my school...Kinda pisses me off

[madmike12121]

@45thundertrain Lol, most of the time its because there rich and have a bunch of cars that their rich daddies bought them that makes them think there hot shit.

[Pdoxify]

@madmike12121 I think it's funny that you think you're the one to judge their looks and call them ugly. Do you believe that you're beautiful? With such an attitude, it's not surprising that you don't get a girlfriend. But don't listen to me, it's all their fault, right? You just stay ignorant and keep blaming your problems on other people instead of actually dealing with them.

[WhatTehFcuk]

@Pdoxify douchebag

[Embrigh]

@madmike12121 Being polite generally always gets you jack shit. Ever notice how CEOs, company presidents, and the like are complete douchebags? Honestly, those hot girls that go for them, you don't want them, they're the female version of the douchebag.

[JohnFWitt]

@Embrigh Bill Gates and Warren Buffett don't seem like douchebags to me.

[l337pwnage]

@madmike12121 Its not just 2011, its a law of the universe that has been, and will continue to be, applicable for all time.  ;)

[carolanngauthier]

@madmike12121 Those "hot girls" obviously have no brain and personnality anyway. Most of them, after high school, end up pregnant, alone, fat, ugly, and with drugs/alcohol problems. Fuck the douchebags and their minions.

[TheWargod66]

@madmike12121 Amen

[MultiGreen213]

The definition of douche - to put a liquid, usually water, into the vagina in order to wash it or treat it medically

[XX15214]

1:04-1:07 douchebag can touch girl boobs and its free...I like it

[PxEwarriorQC]

lolllllllllll



[pkmn7777777]

why does one of them look like the singer that looks like a bunny? i foget his name. anyone see it? the guy at 0:05 that says "in your bars"

[ajinnes20]

ahahahaha double color

[TheFranki71]

cool the boys

[SuperTruth77]

I used to be a real ‘Man’s Man’, one of the hardest guys you’ve ever met.

Every night I would be in the bar drinking at least 10 beers. If any guy pissed me off or looked at me strange I would BEAT HIS ASS until he was reduced to a bleeding sack of pulp & shattered bone. I had sex with 2 or 3 women every night.

Then one night a great light came before me & I was inspired to turn my back on all that & become a Catholic priest. Ever since I have lived a pure life, following a path to Heaven.

[Matix2565]

@SuperTruth77 Why the fuck are you saying all this crap , we ALL actually don't give a fuck !

[Bobdebo1]

@SuperTruth77

dumbass

[kakakoa]

@Joseph456 congrats fail thumbs up attempt lol

[Devera510]

lol pinkshirt was starting to look like a turtle pulling his shirt up so far

[vaultmantk]

My high school was concentrated with douchebags like these... Fuck. Them. All.

[KrikeTube7]

they re envolving! they figured out how to use windows movie maker lol

[PoutingXEvoke]

@KrikeTube7  *evolving.

[KrikeTube7]

@PoutingXEvoke you're right. thank you.

[TheFreshbum]

@KrikeTube7 its evolving douchebag!

[TheShadyFro]

@KrikeTube7 I got a solution; Shoot an arrow in their knee!!

[TheGuyWhoPlaysMC]

@KrikeTube7 *evolving

[DND09]

i fucking hate douche bags

[Bodomhatebreed]

DOUCHEFAG



[TheNAVeX]

Look at that douchebag. (Dethklok)

[doritoking556]

lol from douchebag workout

[youpumpertube]

Where are all the tatts????

[HardcoreAPMGamer]

amen brother

[MrDHdavid]

Guy in blue looks like carlos condit

[MathBolduc]

Just LOL.

[REBELMACHINE69]

That douchebag in the pink looks like the one that fucked my prom date. FUCK YOU PINK SHIRT DOUCHEBAG!!! FUCK YYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!

[guigui1992]

@REBELMACHINE69 lol really?

[FirasTeinz]

ce concept de douchebag est tres redicule

[tallyhoman911]

these kids that sit next to me in algebra are complete douchbags fit every description of a douchbag!

[twayney1]

Yeah, you can't keep us down anymore! We are douchebags!

[xDuBx420x]

Proud douchebag here. You're just jelly that I am God-Tier alpha male fucking all your women, coming to class half an hour late hungover or drunk, still managing to get 80's in school, and generally being a boss all around.

[felipelbenites]

@xDuBx420x ME TOO HERE BRO.

[xDuBx420x]

@felipelbenites *bro fist*

[dubhelix]

hahahaha sick

[KelanDWood]

funny as

[Buddy1306]

You forgot the one with the plaid shorts, DC shoes, and flat-brimmed oversized hat.

[p2eas3]

Douchebag used to be a meaningful insult. It's what we used to call vapid, ignorant attention whores. But since that description now applies to everyone on Earth, it's just become some washed out, insignificant word that hipsters and Apple fanboys use to refer to Windows fanboys or some other stupid shit.

[firebladeV]

HAHAHA...LOL

[BlueLionX88]

Douchebags suck! XD Or actually "Douchefags!", get mad at what I said there & your busted! >X)

[Raussno]

Fact: Most Douchebags have New York accents. 

[MEZKAHN]

@Raussno Fact: You're a fucking idiot.

[wawaronman]

@Raussno their are douchebag all aroud the world man not just english speaking : /

[stealinyoroflcopter]

@wawaronman Yeah, we call them french people

[Niobesnuppa]

@Raussno Fact: There are douchebags here in Norway too. They don't have New York accents.

[MrTomahawkGuy]

Like because 1:14 the douche is watching porn :D

[Ullbritt]

@OFAH1985 its a sad but powerful moment when you realise it

[Ironlung916]

this is the best thing ever

[miamihumor]

FTW!

[elr456]

Along with Hollister and Aeropostale shirts. I FUCKING HATE THEM AND THOSE WHO WEAR THEM!!! XD

[elr456]

Not sure if the boob grabbing guy was wearing it but another trademark item of douchebag clothing: Ed Hardy shirts XD

[JN5B11]

1:06 LOLS

[aboood578]

اللبنانيين هم "دوشباجز" العرب XD

[oth131]

@aboood578 xD

[aboood578]

@oth131 مو صح؟ :P



[atomman45]

SCADOUCHAA YOUR FACE!!!!

[bauer0788]

apparently 1 million douchebags watched this

[lParoXismel]

Fuck you douchbags!

[Kroteezy]

@lParoXismel Fuck YOU!

[lParoXismel]

@Kroteezy im sorry ... did your vagina say something?

[Kroteezy]

@lParoXismel No; just because yours makes your comments doesn't mean other people have one, you autistic little bitch.

[lParoXismel]

@Kroteezy  stfu douchbag

[mikel9292]

1:01 wow its seems kratos! lol

[MrTheMercenary]

would a douchebag even be hurt by someone calling them a douchebag?

[pochopaz7381]

Join the douchebags

[MeeerandaxD]

Hmmm...I wonder why my ex isn't in this video?

[GhostlyxShadow]

210 douchebag dislike the video :P

[crafty521]

i am a douchbag

[TheDanielsonBrothers]

Holy crap, they were able to get the entire EpicMealTime cast....

[iambehindthemirror]

@TheDanielsonBrothers LOL!

[Derka33]

If you are from "Jersey" Please do us all a favor and slice your balls off, don't speak. Just do it. As to save the next generation from being plagued with your genes.

This is a preemptive retort to any rudimentary remark that you will likely make as a reply to this.

You are wearing sunglasses inside, nobody cares what you think.

[ic069]

IN YOUR GYMS!!!

[tatatakat]

slayin bitches!

[bunchofdaisies]

no wonder xbox live has so many douchebags

[Sveners50]

slaying bitches made me lol

[PreciousRubine]

Stifler

[marc042270]

slaying biches awsome

[stevenatorv]

why is it that to get a hot girl you have to act like a douchebag?

[2jboogey]

who went to pog

[irishgummybear]

Douchbags don't die they multiply because the asshole bully gets the girls because we are living in a world where kindness is mistaken for weakness. Just remember this girls that douchebags don't pay bills and don't make good fathers.

[ic069]

@irishgummybear The little bit of testosterone we have left is important.. otherwise..

[Gutbessergosser]

Anyone that's ever played for the Greenfield Park Packers. Or any American football team for that matter.

[CookieTheSniper]

Lithuania - Douchebag land?

[McMIxTER]

@CookieTheSniper dude what the fuck xD im Lithuanian and just WTF!

[Pre114]

I like the corporate douchebag best.

[djx74]

what a fucking douch