Jackie Mason '08 Vlog 25 Diets and Weight Loss

[deskomviz23]

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[bingauyeume]

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[janaka329]

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[mat00422]

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[xxdiogenescynicxx]

As Jack Lalanne said, "If it tastes too good spit it out". The trick to losing weight is not eating overly processed foods.

[kevincolmergmail]

Hey Jackie, you seem like a snake oil salesman to me. Can you blame me? Millions of people loss weight, so supply and demand would state you are absurd for even suggesting people send dollars for what you just did. I think you are using what little celebrity you have and are cashing it to its fullest in a celebrity crazed society. You mention people convince themselves of things. Look in the mirror, see that all you do to "help people" is exactly what you would do if your goal was to make money!

[LisaJMoore]

You are such a smart man Jackie....love your vlog:) As an R.N., I applaud your efforts to help others...

[weightlossprogram101]

Thanks for making such a great contribution. I've learned so much from watching your videos

[weightlossprogram101]

I found this really interesting - actually doing the stuff it takes to lose weight is a different kettle of fish

[adastrarize]

Very informative vid, thanks for putting it up.

[Priestessessene]

Hypocrite....Jackie, I luv ya.nbutri-system is great, but tell the about our aerobic-sexxx. luv...

[domoarigqto]

You have such a gift for comedy!

[linnyfran1982]

Jackie, you are the funniest person out there! Keep shining . And never listen to the 'haters' out there... they are buffoons and don't recognize the comic genius you are!! You are simply the best

[hotbabe4boyz]

Nice vid :) See my profile about how i lost 56 pounds in 4 months with free diet.

[GabriKnight]

Anyone else remember when this guy used to be really funny?

[danm003]

Haha that was brilliant re: desserts.

Very funny.

[rogermoore27]

I lost 70 pounds and I still dont look as good as Jackie. Isnt in interesting that people eat like horses and are shaped like a cow?

[babytiger28]

this nutri system thing reminds me of Krusty the Clown endorsing the Canyonero SUV while he does his stand up routine, love jackie mason though, he's very funny :)

[racrx32]

Well I am no longer broke as i am taking jackie to court for puting his head on my body. I should be so lucky ha ha

[CalifSunshine2008]

You look great Jackie.

[saada63]

you need to suck more blood hahahhh

[g34r4teenage]

Good . But I lost over 30 lb in one month using weight loss plan from LSWEIGHT(.)INFO

P.s im a bee keeper

[waitingforthevan2cum]

Jews consume america and shit on palestine. Yeah they need

to loose weight, loose 10 ugly pounds , chop yer fuckin head off. Religion is a joke. God was created by man.

[skedoosh]

chill dude.... the world needs religion becuase it's a unifying force. Just look at history. don't hate them, just disagree and move on.

[jonnylag]

That is one strange video!!..Is it an advert?Is he being ironic?I dont know -you tell me!!

[yomomma31]

The islamic religion is not fascist, only extremists make it appear so. The Torah states that the Jews cannot have a country (or state, in this case) until the messiah comes, or so I've heard. I could be wrong. I have also seen Jews protest Israel.

[nissanR92CP]

i eat because im depressed, and im depressed because i eat. its a visous cycle. ;)

[Bak3dB3an]

Well if you do something to make you happy maybe you will break the cycle.

[mandelart]

Sooooo funny

[nakedBison69]

i have gone through endless diets. my common sense, down-to-Earth father, who was orginally from a shtetl in Poland and a Holocaust survivor, would often tell me, "why follow all those crazy diets? Just eat less!" and he was right. the last part of this video, though, is clearly an advertisement for NutriSystem. i bet they paid Jackie Mason to advertise for them

[d59870]

Laugh and a half.

[lottawatta8]

johnsmdm, you are a disgrace to your self and your people. Have a beautiful day.

[johnsmdm]

I eat schmultz I eat wurst I am a fucking jew you bastards..I eat metwurst!

[polytwobeers]

I haven't laughed this hard since??? this is the funniest thing no the internet.. Thanks Jackie

[polytwobeers]

I haven't laughed this hard since??? this is the funniest thing no the internet.. Thanks Jackie

[hajousif]

thank you Lampofdiogenes12 for the valuable lesson about the COMEDIAN legent JACKEI but still the way he talks makes me wanna throw up... sorry man i just can help it....

[lampofdiogenes12]

Look,hajousif,all things being equal,your either Muslim or sympathetic to a Muslim perspective,which is all well and fine...BUT Jackie is a Jewish comedian ordained Rabbi,and he isn't stirring up hate against different groups because he has a disagreement with them.He just likes to expose inconsistent privilege and behavior like most comedians. He found a diet program that works for him,and he is boasting about it.Great(!)&your kvetching about that?If he is your tar baby-it only sticks on you.

[hajousif]

that is one twisted argument " if you don't like some one who happen to be a jew then you must definitely be a muslim" all this in the defense of Mr. legent who you can't tell weather he is speaking or spitting. well Mr. defense secretary i don't give a crab about his religon. the way he trashes every body like he is this flawless god is my problem with this "legent"

[nakedBison69]

as it so happens, hajousif IS indeed an islamofascist and so therefore naturally hates Jackie Mason for being so Jewish. every time hajousif talks, he spits. nobody gives a craB about hajousif's murderous islamofascist religion. hajousif is trash. putting "legenT" in "quotes" adds absolutely "nothing" to hajousif's "arguments" or lack of them

[hajousif]

hahahahah you are so funny...i like your skill of copying people's ideas WHAT a great effort....keep on... hahahahh

[nakedBison69]

even hajousif is compelled to acknowledge nakedBison's great genius

[hajousif]

almost all my friends are jews "real jews" not a low life thugs like you this Jacki

[nakedBison69]

all of hajousif's so-called Jewish friends are the kind of self-hating Jews who want the islamofascists to destroy the Jewish State of Israel. hajousif is a low-life islamofascist thug

[nakedBison69]

the way hajousif talks makes us all want to throw up

[lampofdiogenes12]

hajosif is one confused puppy. Probably doesn't know who Don Rickles or George Carlin are either, and just in case he does if he doesn't find them funny...

FYI, Jackie has been around the national comedy circuit since James Meredith became a household name - oh, sorry to hear that, not in your household.

WACKO? No, Jackie, and a well known attorney co-authored a book called SCHMUCKS, and maybe you should ponder his sagacity, and appropriately venomous attacks, before you pass judgement.

[capevideo]

I don't care about that!

What about my receding hair line?

[hajousif]

well Cotton0, i am sorry but i didn't know what's in his blog until i heard the nonesense in it and to be honest i don't even know who's this WACKO is, i was checking Hillary when i found him & his discussting views... just the way he talks makes me wanna throw up

[nakedBison69]

just the way hajousif talks makes everybody want to throw up

[rhoddin]

weight loss? how do i get that hairline? this guy is a buffoon!

[nakedBison69]

rhoddin is a bald buffoon

[hajousif]

again what's the purpose of this blog??? you have no clue what you are talking about. just for god sake shut the fuck up....would you??..please..

[CottonO]

Well hajousif, If you have no clue what Jackie talks about why do you keep coming here?

[nakedBison69]

hajousif has no idea what he is talking about. hajousif needs to shut the fuck up

[TheBaugh]

Jackie you always look great. Keep losing weight though, it's good for you. I'm proud of your success on and off the scale.

[UsturaNiyazi]

easiest thing to do is just exercise, ride a bicycle if you don't like running and do not worry about diet, don't change a thing, just ride a bike and you'll shed the weight. It's not that complicated.

[jared365]

Didn't think you could go so low and be so obvious about it.

What a cheap kike.

With money and status like yourself you need to sell yourself for advertising?

Ultimate jew is a very fitting name

[nakedBison69]

jared is a cheap nazi. jared is the Ultimate Nazi

[newmanpi1]

Wow!! You are looking very slim now. Keep up the diet and you will be in Peoples top 10 sexiest men issue. You must have a great nutritionist. who is he? Your pal M

[TheUltimateJew]

nutrisystem and that's it besides doing the eliptical and treadmill everyday

[TallBrooklynGuy]

rav yankiif u do so much exercise and eat such a careful diet i get tired and hungry just watching you;)

[smartman43]

thats why i got off that diet i just eat less & work out everyday great job jackie

[oblivion292]

wow... I am trying to gain weight because my body resembles a stick and it looks nasty.... I eat all the time and I seriously dont gain 1 pound.. not 1 pound... got an answer for that one Mason?

[TheUltimateJew]

cheesecake and pastrami sandwich w/a side of old fashioned chopped liver mixed w/schmaltz..and a nathan franfurter for a snack..if that doesn't gain weight then you should be in guinness

[onemorethingsir]

Maybe drinking Guinness would help him!

[HAZIDEAD]

Jackie: cheescake and pastrami sandwich? And you call yourself the "Ultimate" Jew? Are you milky, meaty or parve Jackie?

[nakedBison69]

ur making me hungry.  got some brownies?

[caliopie45]

@oblivion292 Are you an Aries?

[archiegishere]

You look MAHRVERLOUS!

[gabyboca721]

I thought the stripping had helped you lose weight....You look terrific

[RScahill]

Great vlog Jackie- I'm on it!

[TalkingRoland]

Jackie, I"m gonna have to take your advice- you look amazing!

[christina8647]

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals

[milo98ju78]

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor, thank God you kept yours and still look great

[poiu780]

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

[irommboj]

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends, but you have lost weight, this means I will try it since Im a litlle old myself

[jgoekojgh]

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! Maybe I will lose it completely with Nutrisystem like you Jackie

[hannahgianna1]

IF you could do this diet then so can I!!! You are my inspiration Jackie

[5taestacion98]

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it

[zo1dberg]

"Just be fat and shut up about it"

and don't sit next to me on the train/plane :)

[angelina7880]

Try the cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out

[ertyuik69]

Is Nutrisystem like Jenny Craig?

[ordinarypeople9876]

I am goin to try that diet you are on, you look great

[flrs80]

Jackie you look GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

[onemorethingsir]

Glad to see your weight loss plan has worked Jackie, never seen you look so fit, you're a shining example of what can be achieved by sheer willpower & perseverance & I just hope that others will gain inspiration from you!

[TheHornyChihuahua]

I like to think of myself as the Ultimate Gentile! lol I saw you once in New York, Jackie. You were coming out of a theater with a friend. It was one of the few times I've seen a celebrity in real life (you're kinda short, by the way)! Good luck to you!

[lampofdiogenes12]

Jackie! Just ask everyone that decides to sign up with Nutrisystem to have you as their referral!! If Nutrisystem doesn't pay you, at least they should compensate you with a discounts, or give you a commercial spot ( your definitely better looking than their latest weight loss candidate). You can have some fun repartee with Valerie Bertinelli, Kirstie Alley, or Queen Latifah. And if that succeeds you can give me a nod too - I am a copyrighter, and my services aren't free either.