Under The Boardwalk

[MrEM4N]

I don't know why... but it bothers me that all 3 of them can't snap their fingers in unison.

[popatire23]

I demand 5second films recreate requiem for a dream now...

[SynysterPeach24]

is that cj from 8 simple rules in the middle??

[HYPERSHADOW8452]

Requesting a full version of this song, NOW!

[JuliusIsMe]

I like that song.

[Arthezius]

Why do so many people NOT get the humor on 5sf? Lots of my friends scratch their heads while im in tears trying to catch my breath.

[wagsHD]

@Arthezius i know its amazing and my friends are like its alright i guess 

[Segoodie]

@Arthezius agreed!!! some ppl i know just dont get it!

[xxxxXFRANTICXxxxx]

were did the 00:07 go??

[RecycleDucks]

ideeman1994's joke went as follows: "1. Make a wish 2. Hold your breath for 10 minutes 3. Die". This wouldn't work if you were a mighty pirate, however. Be sure to use the "see all" button for comments and Ctrl+F in order to find comments faster.

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

i keep revisiting this video

[zxcviilll]

lovin' the bowties, guys.

bowties are cool.

[MinecraftDudester]

I used to have fun under the boardwalk, then I took a bullet to the elbow.

[Darthsantana]

@MinecraftDudester i see what you did there

[p14zm40nu]

it's a turkey baster!!!!

[someone20th]

@fizzxwizz

Punny!

[GuyMcWilliams]

Holy shit I laughed so hard watching the druggies face...

[fizzxwizz]

I can't blame that druggie, the pier pressure must have been immense

[SRStrollisSRS]

@fizzxwizz haaaaaaaaaaa..thumbs up

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

@fizzxwizz All the awards.

[MultiNinjaLizard]

@fizzxwizz Ba dum-tsh

[KeranDevil]

@fizzxwizz PUNNY.

[colourfulwithaU]

@fizzxwizz

You win.

[CrackPipeWiIIie]

@fizzxwizz I believe that will be one internet for you good sir.

[rsmv2you]

@fizzxwizz OHH HOO! I just came back to this video for the 10th time in the past month and only just NOW got that joke.

I tip my hat to you..

[JonerdRox]

Press 3, For fun

[M4gicHat]

LOLOLOLOL

[imhungry64]

Requiem for a Dream reference FTW?

[mariothief]

:l that wasnt a rock lobster at all!!

[BRBgottaskate]

watch the video.. 0:07 doesnt exist

[babiiJake420]

@BRBgottaskate well my mind is blown now .

[blaziktrix]

i was about to take a stroll down the boardwalk, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[rougerihan]

i planned on watching this video for 8 seconds but now i have to find ideeman1994s comment great......

[ThePolartop]

@rougerihan 1 make a wish

2 hold your breath for 10 minutes

3 die.

Something like that XD

[dixember]

Looks like someone

*puts on sunglasses*

is addicted to drugs

YEEEAAIIIIIII got nuttin'...

[theheckwithit]

the morei watch this, the funnier it becomes to me

[Killzone742]

i use hate comments about people hating on the comments hith the knee and all that........

then i took an arrow to the knee

[DickFiguresHD]

I don't get it. What's so funny about "taking an arrow to the knee"... I've taken an arrow to the knee recently.

[RoboMelvana]

these fucking comment sections are atrocious. these vids could be a black screen but it wouldn't matter because people are too busy wallowing in dead memes to care about what's going on

5sf deserves better than this and you fucking know it

[Gary94w]

"I used to care about these memes, then i took an.." *interrupted* "Yeah yeah, you took an arrow to the knee. Do me a favor? finish the job and go kill yourself."

[Imatrollyay]

What's all this about taking arrows to the knee? Seriously I have no ide- AH! I just took an arrow to the knee...

[Xeniphyst]

@Imatrollyay I used to follow hot memes... then I took an arrow in the knee.

[NoobiiPower]

What the fuck happend to youtube.

[DFTheNightmare]

@NoobiiPower google decided that everything else was broken, so they broke the layout to match

[sumraKEPTa]

ХУЙНЯ!!!

[FilmableJAM]

I kinda wanna hear the whole version of Under The Boardwalk, as performed by 5sf. And the druggie.

[Ambidextrometer]

Every second comment asks what the arrow joke is, and every other comment is an explaination. Y U NO CTRL+F? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[YoungKeley]

what is with the arow to the knee jokes??

[lummi20]

@YoungKeley skyrim. it's a line that's used by the npc's a ridiculous amount of times i.e.

"i used to be an adventurer like you, ... then i took an arrow in the knee"

[NrocaKao]

@YoungKeley It's a bunch of unfunny retards posting unoriginal crap and trying to be popular.

[doctussin]

I'm glad 5sf made this. I was startin to wonder if they ran out of ideas. Gotta love irony.

[bassistXmetal]

why the fuck are so many people taking arrows to the knee?

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

@bassistXmetal You dont know? must have took an arrow to the knee then.

[TheMaineLobstah]

@bassistXmetal Probably because they took an arrow to the knee. Don't be so insensitive.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@bassistXmetal Skyrim meme.

[TheRyukenhadoken]

SKYRIM MUTHERFUCKERS

[azjhoolies]

I used to comment on these videos.

Then I took a look at the internet.

[0liverGuy12]

Were are the two hobos fucking?

[MinecraftDudester]

5 second video

2 hours of watching

3 hours of laughter

[frannydog94]

I used to take arrows to the knee... then my mom got a job

[JuliusIsMe]

I wish this was longer.

[Ravedawg1]

I used to never understand this arrow to the knee meme... so I took a bullet to the brain.

[KzarGames]

@MasonImaginesReznov Play Skyrim. You'll understand.

[MasonImaginesReznov]

@KzarGames I do, now i understand it lol

[Akkesaklart]

Buffering...FML



[ideeman1994]

1.Make a wish

2.Hold your breath for 10 minutes

3.Die

[xTheLetter8]

@ideeman1994 youtube.com/watch?v=XFnGhrC_3G­s

...yeah

[JMXXL]

@ideeman1994 copypasters dont deserve 39 likes

[ideeman1994]

@JMXXL umad bro?

[JMXXL]

@ideeman1994 i bet you copied that too

[ideeman1994]

@JMXXL Or it's something called troll language --"

[JMXXL]

@ideeman1994 nope thats just english

[RandomProduct]

@ideeman1994 You only go unconscious. ;)

[DennisB01MC]

@ideeman1994 1.u go unconcious and don't die....

[ideeman1994]

@DennisB01MC Who cares, it's a JOKE! :D

[DennisB01MC]

@ideeman1994 how is dying... a joke?...??? k ill go shoot my mom in the face it's funny as fuck right?

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@DennisB01MC Oh boo hoo. If you're going to get your feelings hurt on the internet, go see a psychiatrist.

[DennisB01MC]

@Arguingwithmyself1 uhm i aint the only 1 saying that its not going to work + u did just say dying is funny.... who is the one seeing the psychiatrist in this instance?

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@DennisB01MC First of all, learn how to spell and use grammar. And second of all, I never said death is funny. I said that you don't need to be so upset over text on a screen.

[DennisB01MC]

@Arguingwithmyself1 sigh, learn to use grammar. lol is an abbreviation. u is also one of these and a few other words are, it's the internet you don't have to spell every single word correctly and YES you DID say death was funny, quote from 2 of your comments, "3. Die" "who cares it's a joke" that looks like your trying to say death is a joke. is cancer funny to you too?

[lvl100pokemans]

@DennisB01MC *"looks like you're"

you+are=you're

learn to use grammar

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@DennisB01MC Okay, wow. I was NOT saying that you using 'lol' was bad grammar. I was saying that you using terrible punctuation, capitalization, and spelling is bad grammar. This is first grade stuff. Check my comments again. I never said "3. Die." You're just misquoting me because you can't admit that you're sensitive. Yes, I did say it was just a joke. Did I say I found it funny? No. Jokes aren't always funny. But funny or not, they're jokes.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@DennisB01MC I ran out of space on the last comment. I'm not complaining about you thinking the joke isn't funny. I'm complaining about you getting so offended about it. It's a collection of pixels on a screen and really shouldn't affect you the way it is right now.

[DennisB01MC]

@Arguingwithmyself1 a bunch of pixels on the screen? so you are saying a picture is just a bunch of pixels yet those pixels could end up getting someone jailed for around 4 years average?

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@DennisB01MC Okay, point taken. But you're changing the subject. You should not be offended by text on a screen. Because that joke isn't illegal. And should never really affect you in any way.

[TYTHERDGOON]

@DennisB01MC Yeah it is.

[Kainlarsen]

@DennisB01MC I used to be an anally retentive wanker like you, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[DennisB01MC]

@Kainlarsen because i dont think suicide or death is funny? spastic.

[Kainlarsen]

@DennisB01MC Ha ha ha! I think it's hilarious, cock-cheese.^_^

And "spastic"? So much for trying to sound enlightened. You hate people with disabilities.:P

[DennisB01MC]

@Kainlarsen one of my good friends is disabled...? spastic as in stupid.

[zukriuchen]

@ideeman1994 you don't actually die by holding your breath, you pass out and start breathing again automatically.

[1scoobydooooooo1]

@ideeman1994 actually, that doesn't work. after you don't get enough oxygen to your brain, you'll pass out. then you start breathing again. your body is programmed to not let you kill yourself so easily.

NICE JOKE THOUGH :DDD

[TheSarnaran]

@1scoobydooooooo1 damn you reality, ruining peoples jokes

[ideeman1994]

@TheSarnaran Exactly!

[ideeman1994]

@1scoobydooooooo1 FINALLY SOMEONE who understands the joke! I know you wouldn't die from stopping to breathe --'

[aelita12345678910]

@1scoobydooooooo1 happens to me every-fucking-night i never breathe and i wake up and feel my brain like shit andbreath fast

[rbeler2]

@ideeman1994 you can't die from holding your breath too long, it's physically impossible

sincerely, anti-joke chicken

[Thisshitisfuckedup]

@ideeman1994 Actually, if you held your breath for an extended period of time you would just pass out and while you were passed out your body would automatically make you breath again. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Well I found it interesting!

[seel5]

@Thisshitisfuckedup someone already beat you to it. sucks to suck.

[PavleCar1]

tap 8 for Fuc'*

[Spidapiglett]

Is this by any chance Santa Monica?

[bcbird]

Dooowwwnnnn bbbbbyyyyyy thhhheeeee sssseeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[tehc111]

Let me guess, someone stole your drugs?

[MrRoosterRanter]

That top comment talking about the top comments that is has replaced so you have to look for ages to find out which previous top comments the top comment is talking about.

[Dummweltschutz]

@MrRoosterRanter no, I won't thumb your comment up

[Chiamaa95]

·ʎɐqә ɯoɹɟ doʇdɐl ɹәɥʇouɐ ʎnq ɹәʌәu ll ᴉ

[defect530]

fuck that's a big needle!

[linkmandrew]

I used to hate on the commenters who commented about taking an arrow to the knee ... then I took an arrow to the knee.

[vinieboy92]

@linkmandrew same but I am not even near an arrow so SHUT UP ABOUT SKYRIM! I plkayed it but I dont think its that good.

[Schindlabua]

@vinieboy92 I used to shut up about Skyrim... then I took an arrow to the knee

[xXkillpasteXx]

@linkmandrew i dont get the joke 

[zorbarian]

смешно =) 

[LingertonShagwell]

@zorbarian А тут в чём прикол? Я не допилил.

[MrKitteh101]

We'll be havin' some FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUN!!

[TheLordExplodeon]

@Jordanstewartful I used to reply to "arrow in the knee" comments... then I took a knee to the arrow.

[jacobislucas]

@Jordanstewartful i used to tell people how stupid they sounded saying that they took an arrow to the knee....then i took a arrow to the knee...

[supyal19]

@Jordanstewartful what is the arrow to the knee joke

[SilverRadio231]

@cadburycaramel, you're *

[RagingAngus]

Those three fine gentlemen have nice glasses....

What?

They do.

[wtfisagoodusername]

I don't really get it and him saying we will be having some fun kind of ruined the fun =(

[cadburycaramel]

@wtfisagoodusername its funny because your stupid.

[daaaaaawg]

@wtfisagoodusername aw, dude, its really sad you didnt enjoy it :(

[aelita12345678910]

secret butt fun

[alhartnivin]

lol.

Bowties are cool.

[Spudfish93]

I used to be funny. Then I took an ar...

Fuck it, I can't even degrade myself to a parody level the joke sucks so bad.

[Bojac]

'I don't know what your problem is, mister ... but you gotta keep time.

Seriously, I lol'd at the white boys out of sync

[TheSavaraian]

He's injecting himself with water?*le looks at glass of water on desk* OMG I'M A JUNKIE!

[TheZacharyNeeley]

I used to have fun under the boardwalk.....then I took an' arrow in the knee

[3000yrdshot]

Waiting for the faggot to get thumbs up for saying the two top comments are the same

THIS WORLD NEEDS A CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

[JJJaakeeEe]

Haha, I get it ...

[devmyster925]

Nice

[mikehrt]

Poignant

[Angerfist1211]

.. walkboard

[BRBgottaskate]

I used to have fun under the boardwalk... then i took an arrow to the knee.

[ogat11]

@BRBgottaskate This meme is a glorious meme.

[bioniclefighter09]

@BRBgottaskate whats with arrows to the knee

i just saw the same comment on another video five seconds ago

[BRBgottaskate]

@bioniclefighter09 Skyrim joke.

[bioniclefighter09]

@BRBgottaskate man i want that game but in my country it costs 500 rons

[Kainlarsen]

@BRBgottaskate You go fiddling with any locks around here and we're going to have a problem.

[MrKitteh101]

@BRBgottaskate I don't get the skyrim joke... are you supposed to go under a board walk and get shot sum where?

[TheEranster]

@MrKitteh101 "I used to be an adventurer like you... Then I took an arrow to the knee."

[RageNineteen]

@BRBgottaskate Yeah, and I bet your cousin is out singing snappy show tunes while you're stuck on guard duty.

[vinieboy92]

@BRBgottaskate what is the arrow in the knee stuff from?

[LongIslandLongIsland]

@vinieboy92 It's from Skyrim.

[NigelGriff]

@BRBgottaskate You mean you took an arrow IN the knee, get it right bro.

[Romavenn]

@BRBgottaskate just like the 20 other guards in every town.

[Killzone742]

@BRBgottaskate I use to take arrows to the knee but then i took an arrow to the shin

[123battlefield123]

@BRBgottaskate

I took an arrow to the knee, then I had fun under the boardwalk.

[vegemitosis]

Reminds me of... this morning... ... ... ... :(

[aznofjapan]

Under the bridge downtown, is where i drew some blood

[Dasyati]

@aznofjapan God dammit I was gonna say that.

[aznofjapan]

@Dasyati haha it's a good song though RHCP all the way

[foofeMobile]

ha ha ha, that syringe is huge.

[Wassamattawityou]

HA.....homeless people buttsecks

[Relyt22]

HEY GUYS DOES THIS REMIND ANYONE OF ALWAYS SUNNY?

[xyrovice]

Reminds me of that Always Sunny episode

but instead

IT'S TWO DUDES BUTTFUCKING

[karigracematthews]

Under the boardwalk in Wildwood I always just found broken bottled. Nothing cool. No hobos.

[darkrealm666]

I had to watch this three times, just cause.

[hirokx]

Under our boardwalk in Atlantic City, we have homeless people and cats... yep... lots of cats.

[mrbosco4]

Called it

[iloveschool8761]

Is the guy sitting under the boardwalk who says "we'll be having some fun" streeter from college humor

[0liverGuy12]

Where's the two hobos fucking?

[M4gicHat]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl