The NEWER Adventures of Captain Planet: Episode 1

[robertsfunny1995]

Barge in.

[Kroenen117]

this is as good as it was a few years ago :)

[megadeath45]

Kwame=Earthbender

Wheeler=Firebender

Linka=Airbender

Gi=Waterbender

Ma Ti=umm...heartbender?

[megadeath45]

@megadeath45 oh yeah. one more thing. I forgot.

Captain Planet=the Avatar

[webbec]

@megadeath45 You should just count Ma Ti as a waterbender cause he heals people I guess

[Starbat88]

The power of "heart"? What kind of lame power is that?

[ULTIMAFOX22]

@Starbat88 pfft. You don't even know

[robertsfunny1995]

@Starbat88 It lets him talk to animals, sense for life around him, and I think read minds.

[victortwo]

When Captain Planet screams, I'm pretty sure that's an audio byte from the Original Command and Conquer video game when the soldiers would get burned to death.

[skeaneable]

anybody find Linka and Gi are hot and make make a good threesome.

[MosesDiNozzo]

I like how the one guys name is wheeler name is wheeler and he has a Brooklyn accent like Joey Wheeler from Yugioh

[wyvern9]

Does anyone else find it funny that the American and the Russian are dating (keep in mind this was durring the end of the Cold War).

[jdb2002]

@wyvern9

Her location was changed to Eastern Europe after the Soviet Union collapsed.

[cravingradishes]

barge...in

[suppamum]

love this when i was a kid now just sat my son to watch it and he love's it too and now running around the room as captin planet ...............lol

[roflolawl0]

Barge in.

[feckingbillgates]

I liked the episode where Captain Planet became addicted to tea.

[brotherbrown84]

@feckingbillgates which on was that?

[feckingbillgates]

@brotherbrown84 I can't remember, I haven't seen it since it first aired.

[kingzflames]

So they are basically like bender's from Avatar...except the heart dude...

[kiminokami]

@kingzflames Yeah, but this was first, and the concept that air, earth, water, and fire are elements goes back as far as Aristotle in Ancient Greece.

[LilKohana]

@kingzflames Think of Heart as the Avatar himself, the Avatars (Past and present) do have a lot of heart, to keep peace between nations an such. And I kinda think without Ma-Ti's Ring, Captain Planet wouldn't be able to control and manipulate all those elements at the same time...Keeps the balance.

[halloweenfan84]

yes it is that whould be lavar burton

[paperbullet1945]

Wait, Linka is from the Soviet Union? Gasp!

[BMMOHANTY1985]

Team Beam?! LOL

[FlesshGordon]

isn't it great that in the start they show the planet kids powers then they get to the kid with the power of heart and they show nothing

[MrVesanique]

Actually that " screaming " at 2:57 is even better.

[MrVesanique]

2:01 AAAAAAAAAAAHH !!!

[D34DLYK1LL3R]

these were the good old days good times :D

[stevegauch]

wow. i luv it

[keh678]

So is show a fan created show or an actual show from a station?

[XzNightWalkeRzX]

lool 'not fire!'

[HeyThereItsCOREY]

I love how captain planet moans like a Sasquatch in heat.

[RobbyMcRobRob]

That last scream made me laugh for two solid minutes. Holy shit.

[mainalt]

it's just edited enough to be funny, I love how captain planet screams when he's put together and torn apart

[theriddler144]

ugh i thought it was the actuall episode :( not liek some remix shit ... :( ive been lookign for the actuall episode all day :(

[CloudedVoid189]

...I probably should have counted how many times CP says 'Barge In'. Anyone have a number?

[theYoungerMrsWarde]

He says it 6 times

[StarSaber7]

...........team beam.

[HappyBirthdayPaulie]

.........team beam.

....barge in

[b0b0maj0]

LOL he couldnt just pick it up somehow, with his improvised devises?

Wow a hazardous chemical barge enclosed in thick glass, in water, with a bolder blocking it in. This will be real easy to clean up, thanks a lot cp you arsehole.

[paulspigler]

i wonder what there spaceship runs on

[HotSo0P]

F*** those nature nerds!

[zerocalvin]

team beam, lol XD

[StarSaber7]

Nevermind

Lachlant1984, disregard my comment. My bad.

[richiechickennuggets]

hahahahaha! perfect timing on the edits! well done sir!

[Lachlant1984]

Oh now I understand, this is some kind of fan made edit, very well. I know Captain Planet cracked jokes all the way through episodes but I don't recall them being repeated over and over again, nor do I recall profane language beeing edited out, or indeed any profane language, was this edit based on a dream of sorts by any chance? Sounds like the sort of dream I would have had as a child.

[StarSaber7]

You DO know the way this was made wasn't done by the creators, right?

[gennydamemnoob]

"We do not claim to own the copyrights to Captain Planet and all related crap. We are making absolutely no financial profit from butchering this show, nor are Ted Turner or DiC Enterprises losing any profits as a result. That being said, please do not suspend our channel, or we'll team beam your asses with some kind of radar defense system. Just delete our Newer Adventures of Captain Planet videos if you insist on being such a Scrooge, and leave our other videos alone. Or else."

LOL!

[TMart1245]

LMAO Great job LOVE IT makes this show Hilarious

[Caesar0031]

made me LOL!

[biz3104]

No edits please =_=

[Sw33p3r41]

The world will be saved by a man with a green mullet....wtf

[30DanieljeaN30]

LOL ure right that frikin' green mullet hahaha

[powersexxxxx]

if u make a playlist of all the episodes with no edititng i will watch

[Funkdefence]

What happens if you're a really environmentally conscious criminal? Is that ok?

[theoneandonlyotaku]

Dude. You fail. *Team Beam*

Epic Fail.

[t1449947]

Asia, Africa, North America, South America and ...Soviet Union? WTF.

[Sysforlife]

During the time the show was around (At least this episode) the Soviet Union was still around in Russia.

[LaikaCameBack]

And most of the surrounding Eastern European nations as well... I always wondered why they didn't have an Australian. :)

[IWannaVolvo]

Or Europe! I mean come on! The Soviet Union sat on it's own at the United Nations lunch hall!

[LaikaCameBack]

That's true... Then again, the entire show doesn't make much sense.

[IWannaVolvo]

Yeah, after the fall of the Union in 1991, Linka was said to have come from Eastern Europe!

[ferrie222]

bring bk old school cartoons m8 love it ty for post

[talonthestrong]

toxic yuck?

-.-

[baberuth17]

i SWEAR that the intro guy's voice is that guy from reading rainbow

[coolnewkids]

It is. He voiced Kwame.

[RaveKraver]

@coolnewkids Kunta Kentay from Roots and that blind guy from Star Trek.

[davinp]

@coolnewkids Yes, Levar Burton is the voice of Kwame

[Zeddtar]

What's with the repeating words? He also played on Star Trek the Next Generation.

[glebs]

His name is Toby.

[JethroWilbury]

@baberuth17 Of course! It's LeVar Burton!

[HairyChronicJunior]

@baberuth17 he did everything in the nineties , like LaVare something ?

[CountArtha]

Was that really in the original audio?

"Nice try, Gi, but you just f**ked it up even worse."

[pivotrsr]

that wa funny we will make sure that toxic **** is cleaned up rofl

[KatonNeko]

AAhh, memories from my child hood.

[ma1ice2you]

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA.

[Intoxicationism]

SOME TOXIC YUCK!

[tossjunt07]

why does captain planet have a mullet why does he look like tom cruise mixed with kevin bacon how do the planeteers understand each other

[Bearishcub78]

They understand each other because unlike most in the United States, other countries actually learn to speak English.

[jakey0999]

WTF

[brcbrtn]

weend! LOL That glowng ball of light around the Captain sounds like Chewbacca! Who made him a captain, anyway? Shoudn't he at least be a major? He IS a major pain in the ass with that "BARGE IN! BARGE IN!" routine . Sheesh!

[Tilrnumerodos]

TEAM BEAM! FUCK!

[Isikien]

This is really tongue in cheek stuff. I love it. Like a subtle youtube poop.

[dreamsofdementia]

I loved the crickets chirping in the background that was hilarious... At first I didn't notice anything different about it, but the whole thing was pretty funny. Great job editing this.

[bristar3004]

lmao!!!!! "this toxic sh*t", lol!!

[NAPSninja]

XD Oh my god!!! Everytime he said "Team Beam" I cracked up. And "Barge" over and over. Lol! I love it!

[crudly123drawn]

i would have thrown in some random sound clips for bob the builder and he-man but thats just me :)

[ibukiZ]

hahe excellent.

[mmtigan]

so wait, there''s a russian, an african, a south american, a north american, an asian, and they're all fighting over europe? THAT IS SO FUCKING LIKE THEM!

[computerplayer110]

i miss this

[Blahsmack]

BARGE IN!

[adr58]

the beeping.....hahahaahhahahahaha­hahaha 2:53

[firemonk00]

"Team beam..." lmfao

[savagekoala]

what's with the sound effects? it totally spoils it.

[Krabppl]

uh, this is not how i rememberd it lol

[JaymeeRaine]

...What just happened? XD Holy crap.

[farsmoemoe]

what's up with barge in? hahaha

[dasboten]

Lol, Soviet Union.

[tamura808]

lol, when captain planet comes he screams.

[coolnewkids]

That's what she said.

[straytoast]

oh snap.

[bubbleguywatersonic]

its all about the power of Water!! the best element out of the rest

[DemonGal911]

Barg in

[destroyahmuffin]

Hilarious.

[sizzlegal]

they shoulda play the captain planet song at the beginning..(captain planet he's a hero gonna take polution down to zero)..lol..and it goes on..

[DoodyMan]

Team Beam

[pappapuddins]

Oh, and additionally juventes lern2sarcasm as you completely missed what I was hinting at. Many people seem to have a problem with anything that has the word nuclear in front of it and they don't really even understand it.

[juventes]

Now, I have to admit, it was only semi-funny up until 2:54.

That was awesome.

[pappapuddins]

Kinda makes you wonder why this douchebags fuck around so much. Why not just summon Captain Planet every time they have to clean something up? Retarded, just like real environmentalists. Also, Captain Pollution is weak, the bad guys need to summon Captain Nuclear Powered Styrofoam. He's non biodegradable and he emits RADIATION, RADIATION IS BAD after all. I mean seriously, what has radiation ever done for us?

[yuxiechan]

That is sooooooooo true.

Kudos. I actually lol'ed.

[juventes]

...X-rays?

Superman?

Radiating heat is used in a lot of heating systems.

It's just the nuclear kind that's bad.

[pappapuddins]

You are aware that the sun is a giant fusion reaction right? I'd wager no.  Also, nuclear power happens to be cleaner than most conventional power, it's the WASTE that's so dangerous. Water running by a superheated is nothing to be afraid of.

[StevieHendrix92]

And even the waste isn't much to be afraid of! Within a few years, some 95% of the radioactivity is GONE

[masterjon3]

a few years? have u ever heard of half life?

[Sephrym]

We can't expect all the people in the world to be intelligent, so don't make fun of him to his face...do it to the side -points- over there. I'll join you. =]

[MasterEmeraldX]

ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[bridgecable]

don't mess with captain planet assholes!

[CharlezBrincat]

fuck you

u stuffed capatin planet>

[4getregret]

"...Barge in. Barge in."

"I think it's time for a team beam. Team beam."

[taxibandit13]

What the fuck kind of landing was that.

Who gave these kids a spaceship??

[HeartsMeNeko]

SO FUNNY! CP constant punning used to annoy the crap out of me even when I was 6, its great to see it annoys others. Great job!

[docsigma]

TEAM BEAM!!!

[artofcrane]

Hahaha "Nice Try, Gi"

[buzdugan2k]

fire on concrete should break it and not boil it rofl :D

[coolnewkids]

It's asphalt.

[OutburstRecordsInc]

lol dumb bitch used her power and washed all the waste into the river....very smart.

[jcjjcc]

2:53 "We will make sure that toxic(Beep)gets cleaned up Captain Planet". LMAO!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!

[soulfulbohemian]

That line is priceless LOL!

[Arel0e]

Fucking narrator is the black guy from reading rainbow.

[HalfPastNoonan]

What the hell is going on here?

[Dwkayne]

team  beam

ROFL

[wazzup828]

omg, wat was with the scream at 2:01

[orcrist611]

lol!! we'll make sure that toxic Sh*t gets cleaned up

[ginz87]

Why fuck it up????

[jsmith91dt]

they didnt fuck it up they made it wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better

[KojiTsunami]

They did neither. This is exactly how it was before.

;)

[DanTheeMan]

Team Beam

[tkdanny83]

team beam...

[RustyZombie01]

Nigel from Great Britain with the power of bad teeth!

[CABALmk2]

TEAM BEAM! *Flies away at two miles an hour.*

[j2brother]

And Introducing Bazza From Australia, With the power of Beer..........

[MysticDragonPrincess]

that would be fun to see

[sonnypops033]

make sure that toxic **** is cleaned up!!! lol funny shittzle... ... ... TEAM BEAM! AAAAAAAhh!!

[bcgangbaby]

what the hell  is your problem you feeling crisparay

[J0n0tanII]

lol

"Nice try, Gee. But you fucked it up completely."

[jacko39]

Lol.

[gregcardician]

...If all ur best efforts fail.....get someone else to deal with it

[marhay]

lol wtfs at 2min hahah he was screaming?

[sXeAVEANT]

LOL TEAM BEAM =D bardge in!

[LoserMaster]

First we take some sand...

[arseflip]

"we will make sure that toxic shit gets cleaned up" bhahaha

[ReubinAlexander]

... was this supposed to be funny?

[suprat49]

Take it easy buddy.....no need to go crazy.

[icarrythesun]

wasnt really complaining but anyway..

[icarrythesun]

he says 'barge in' too many times

[Froogleplex]

((({{{[[[[====team-beam======]­]]]}}})))

[Diamondkid777]

This is the only cartoon i remember that has a black boy in every episode..........did anyone notice that 2?

[FeyNoBaka]

Static Shock was based on a black superhero. O-o;

[imflip0]

lol, ya. and if we exclude anime, this cartoon is the only one with an asian in every episode.

[Youshless]

I used to watch this and loved it, now its hilarious...i think its time for a come back tour!!! Captain Planet has a message to deliver lol

[israelipilot]

she send me too from ISRAEL to killing arabs

[Einottaja]

The is no future for national states, and for racists like you!

[demetralkeontez]

yo rite

[Meursault86]

I almost laughed myself to death when I heard the line "We'll be sure that toxic **** is cleaned up Captain Planet."

[humnidman2]

this show is kinda like mega man X you now how he has the difrent powers

[beatlequeen06]

I loved this show when I was a little girl, but looking back, some of it was a little on the dorky side.

[chris9947]

I miss this show

[JemandRiotMFEO]

so do I!!!

[3PaleDoll3]

lmao team beam

[tikku77andahalf]

Maybe he not like to say fuck. I know I do! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...!

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

It took me about 3 minutes to realize it was a bit fakey. Cuz you can't really tell with these gay cartoons of the eighties and nineties.

[DeathMists3248]

you suck dick, this cartoon is a classic.

[Elainatora]

omg, it's toxic #@!*

[mastergnarly11710]

I think it's time for a Team Beam!

[locke103]

i can tolerate them saying team beam >_> my biggest gripe though, WHY ARE THEY FUCKING SMILING AS THEY DO IT? O_o

seriously, that just disturbed the hell outta me.

[worldismarble]

holy frik! It's captain planet!!!

he's the hero...he brings pollution down to zero...

[drewfines]

what...? why would you do that?

[IcelightBlue]

Why not? I think its fudging hilarious! I want mooooooreeeee!!!