Zombies have attacked, and have been attacking for awhile now. I locked myself in and boarded all the windows and doors shut. I don't know if there are any survivors out there, but if so do as I did, because the virus will not stop and humanity will fail, so we must stick together and ride this thing out, avoid as much "STUPID" as you can!!!!
when i was 8 i could ride my bike with no handlebars and some chick goes "look at you! no handle bars no handlebars no handlebars" and i go "whore" lmao i thought she was mocking me...that makes no sense
People bitchin about the holocaust thing, it isnt talking about the jewish holacaust with Hitler and the Nazis. It says A holacaust not THE holocaust, which means basically a mass killing of any sort.
Everyone does know that he said "A holocaust" not "THE Holocaust" right? A holocaust is destruction or slaughter on a mass scale caused by fire. It doesn't necessarily mean the actual Holocaust with Hitler. He means ending the world with fire.
Dear Vevo, Let me start by sayin get your corporate asses off youtube! Ever since these big companies started paying off youtube so they could post their friggin videos we can't post ours. We are flagged for infringement evry time we include a song we like in our videos.
This is YOUtube, the place where we can post OUR videos. If we wanted to listen to music from you wed go to your damn website. people who want greedy corporates gone thumbs up and copy and paste this
@Lucifer1535 i was part of a trumpet section at my school, we were going to find the lyrics to play it at a concert, but you need money to buy it offline :(
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@Seabreeze00001 youre an idiot. obama wouldnt try to censor the internet anyway, he's a black man from downtown chicago in case you forgot AND the president is a figurehead. if anyone would try to censor the internet it would be the right wing conservatives. they are the party that has spent the past fifty years trying to find every way possible to circumvent the constitution.
@rabidbunnies2 dude, partisanship is what they want you to be part of. both parties are evil. the entire government is evil. it's not the right wing conservatives or the left wing liberals that are at fault. it's the american people for not holding our ground and defending our freedoms.
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DO YOU IDIOTS UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF THE SONG? ITS SARCASUM HES EXPLAINING THE GOODNESS OF LIFE AND WHAT YOU CAN DO! SO DONT INSULT THE SONG/VIDEO HE'S SAYING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN DO THAT HE CSNT MORON!
@funnyfacestudios actually what its describing how the world can turn against eachother cause if you notice they were freinds but they end up taking diferent paths and one ends up killing the other
How Did I Get Here From "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor"?
epic233 1 day ago
@epic233 How'd I get her from the White Strips?
DimensionsofChange 1 day ago
Like if your from the Future 2026 ^_^
jenna20bunny 2 days ago 5
i can see your face on the telephone too.....its called facetime! :D
likeaboss8111 3 days ago 2
im hear telling u, tis song is me
maciek523 3 days ago
2 seconds?? oh my gods what a pro!! <3 (no sarcasm intended)
irislovelock 3 days ago
i remember when this song was the shit
slaner96 4 days ago
I can ride by bike with no handle bar... For two seconds then I crash:-(
canXneverXbeXreplace 4 days ago
Every video I went to has the comment "Like if You're Watching this in 2012" in the Top Comments.
It's fucking obvious it's 2012, now write something new like, "3 Resident Evil games are being released in March".
Halolgendary 5 days ago
ANTI ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cutecherrychick 5 days ago
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narutogum22 6 days ago
OH GOD I REALISED WHY THIS SOUNDS WEIRD.
This is off Platypus instead of Fight With Tools.
Weirdness.
TheLivingSeven 1 week ago 3
like if you like to like comments
zzz4547 1 week ago
i loooove this fkn song!!
1stbestpokemaster 1 week ago
If you looked at the through the LoL Parody Like
MrTwizy 1 week ago
chuck norris can ride a bike with out a bike :O
liiquiidXxXskiittles 1 week ago
this song
teddybear4729 1 week ago
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teddybear4729 1 week ago
Yeesh they dont need to go destroying the planet just cus they can ride a bike with no handlebars XD
knight75xx 1 week ago
penis
itsMacmillerbitch 1 week ago
Hmm.. Random video i found and i have to say.... Well... I.. Uh..
Darkorbitlvl18 1 week ago
this should so be on guitar hero . . . if it isn't all ready
ForeverJonasLover1 1 week ago
such big words :D this is educational, that's my excuse
ForeverJonasLover1 1 week ago
can someone explain this song to me please o.O
CrazyToughGirl 1 week ago
@CrazyToughGirl I think listening to the song enough will give you a pretty good understanding.
ShinyCaveDemon 1 week ago
@CrazyToughGirl watch the music video it makes it a little easyier to understand
bigkennybadger 1 week ago
@MrMikeysmokespot
LOL u got owned by robgiss
SweetCupcakes05 1 week ago
vote obama = make this song come true.
shoespeak 1 week ago
no shit u can ride ur bike with no handlebars its a unicycle
MrMikeysmokespot 2 weeks ago 5
@MrMikeysmokespot Then it's not a bike is it?
robgiss 1 week ago
preetty cool damn weed song
StillComedy 2 weeks ago
i can do cock pu-u-sh ups
gta40610 2 weeks ago 3
@gta40610 lool
faizer1995 1 week ago
99 people were riding there bikes with no hadle bars and fell off and landed on the dislike button
TheWillrogers1 2 weeks ago 6
Like if you like this song in 10 B/C on your mammoth radio -.-
consdemTV 2 weeks ago 3
@consdemTV Mammoth's didn't exist 10 years before Christ.
ClanTheNuke 2 weeks ago
i see a dislike bar... i wonder why... this song is awesome.
teddybear4729 2 weeks ago
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Zombies have attacked, and have been attacking for awhile now. I locked myself in and boarded all the windows and doors shut. I don't know if there are any survivors out there, but if so do as I did, because the virus will not stop and humanity will fail, so we must stick together and ride this thing out, avoid as much "STUPID" as you can!!!!
guitarplyer18 2 weeks ago
if you look in the dictionary for "slippery slope falsity" this is what you find
tdk0bob 3 weeks ago
This dosen't seem to matchthe version I hear on the radio, which felt like it had more emotion. wtf?
kyrtuck 3 weeks ago
@GagneCarter1217 I was talking about the people that disliked this song. :p
StarFox594 3 weeks ago
am i the only one that finds it orgasmic the way he says metronome
Gurlahh 3 weeks ago
dude do the lyrics to puddle of mud she hates me!!!!
def79171 3 weeks ago
one of my friends literally had no handlebars on his bike. literally..
insanitydragon95 3 weeks ago
yeah older music is better than this shitty modern pop music..
Nobbit67 3 weeks ago 2
when i was 8 i could ride my bike with no handlebars and some chick goes "look at you! no handle bars no handlebars no handlebars" and i go "whore" lmao i thought she was mocking me...that makes no sense
Gurlahh 3 weeks ago
_ gasp _
pinkroxmysox109 3 weeks ago
I can solo mid with no teleport... with no teleport...
OPRobinfan 3 weeks ago
u CAN???? *gasp*
muzicluver2000 3 weeks ago
u CAN???? *gasp*
muzicluver2000 3 weeks ago
i actually like this song haha.
kingbrotha13 3 weeks ago
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Musicloverforever07 3 weeks ago
98 people can't ride their bikes with no handlebars.
StarFox594 3 weeks ago
@StarFox594 shut up, no thumbs up bullshit on this song
GagneCarter1217 3 weeks ago
I find it odd when people go around saying they still listen to some few year old songs. To me music beauty is never restricted to age.
KyuuMayCry 3 weeks ago 58
@KyuuMayCry absolutely
theoneandonlycurz 3 weeks ago
@KyuuMayCry Hell yeah. Look at Betty White, she's smokin'!
DeathDealer655 1 week ago
@KyuuMayCry Ahah, i have listened to this for years
ghDRFT 1 week ago
@adkarify, one person doesnt know where to put the letter S
ThePaleDutchman 3 weeks ago
@ThePaleDutchman xD sorry men, im mexican, but i like the american music, and i can't speak too english
adkarify 3 weeks ago
the part of him saying "I can see your face on the telephone" CAN'T EVERYONE XD
like its called "Iphone"
SmallBeanzFan 3 weeks ago
@SmallBeanzFan
It's a reference to how much technology has evolved. Also it's "iPhone"
TheRyanDurden 3 weeks ago
Have then all killed by assassination?
what are you? Ezio???
soniknynja 3 weeks ago
LIKE if u like this song in 2012
Chirstal2 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 185
@Chirstal2 no i like this in 1582 on my i quill
flamesism3 2 weeks ago
@Chirstal2 well its not like im just gonna stop liking the song XD
necrofang007 1 week ago
@Chirstal2 asking for a thumbs up? Here's a thumbs down.
jesuriah 1 week ago
@Chirstal2 *vote up
supermac18rocks12 1 week ago
@Chirstal2 I like this song in 1280.
monsterSK2 3 days ago
I love how in the begging its I can ride my bike with no handle bars but then it turns to i can end the world in a halocaust.
NinjaJack24 4 weeks ago
People bitchin about the holocaust thing, it isnt talking about the jewish holacaust with Hitler and the Nazis. It says A holacaust not THE holocaust, which means basically a mass killing of any sort.
Thezoom3500 4 weeks ago
Everyone does know that he said "A holocaust" not "THE Holocaust" right? A holocaust is destruction or slaughter on a mass scale caused by fire. It doesn't necessarily mean the actual Holocaust with Hitler. He means ending the world with fire.
Yuvi9108 1 month ago
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i hate it when the top comments have bad grammar :/
cracker420er 1 month ago
i hate it when the top comments have bad grammar :/
cracker420er 1 month ago
they're pretty serious about that holocaust huh?
mrkylerigby 1 month ago
all of the people who disliked means they cant ride there bike with no handlebars
bryanperon 1 month ago
chuck norris?
boomhighlow 1 month ago
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This is YOUtube, the place where we can post OUR videos. If we wanted to listen to music from you wed go to your damn website. people who want greedy corporates gone thumbs up and copy and paste this
SuperWTF5 1 month ago
Talking about the holocaust makes this song iffy.
himynameisfdsa 1 month ago
Love..LOVE...LOVE this song.
iViewTheWorld 1 month ago
Oh we got a bad ass over here...can ride a bike with no handle bars.
Wickybizob1 1 month ago
this song is retarded
jbluvas06 1 month ago
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HowieMusicLtd 1 month ago
@jbluvas06 how the fuck is this song retarded??
HowieMusicLtd 1 month ago
@jbluvas06
You sure it's not you that's retarded?
UltimegaSeven 1 month ago
@jbluvas06 You have to read all the lyrics and listen to the whole song to get the whole point of it.
OceanandRic 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
I want to learn the trumpet part...beautiful
Lucifer1535 1 month ago
@Lucifer1535 i was part of a trumpet section at my school, we were going to find the lyrics to play it at a concert, but you need money to buy it offline :(
obviousninjacreeper 1 month ago
@obviousninjacreeper Sad day then
Lucifer1535 3 weeks ago
in the ukraine you dont even get a fukin bike. you build bikes for 1st world countries
JU5TKAU5E 1 month ago
just heard this song on PANDORA know its my favorite song ever
wacnac1 1 month ago
@wacnac1
just heard this on Pandora NOW IT'S my favorite song ever. Those are common errors though...
AliceCullenTwilight9 1 month ago
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wacnac1 1 month ago
@AliceCullenTwilight9 thanks auto corect
wacnac1 1 month ago
@wacnac1
oh my god...sorry that was my friend being a jerk......always has to do that...lol sorry
AliceCullenTwilight9 1 month ago
@AliceCullenTwilight9 its okay hes not a jerk hes a dumbass lol
wacnac1 1 month ago
Look mommy, no hands! *CRASH!* WAAAAH!!!
Jumbobrain67 1 month ago
good try fur real but next time you get an idea like this one...keep it to yourself and leave music to pros
MrSinister47 1 month ago
♥<----heart
Nobbit67 1 month ago in playlist Good music
☺<----smiley face
Nobbit67 1 month ago in playlist Good music
Look at me look at me :)
rockkerful 1 month ago
i used to be able to ride my bike with no handlebars but i took an arrow to the knee...
runt546 1 month ago
When you listen to this after a long time it makes you feel alive again..
Nobbit67 1 month ago 2
I used to be able to ride my bike with no handlebars, but then i took an arrow to the knee
backlash777 1 month ago 2
boy:im bored ask me a realy hard question.
freind:whats a bad flobots song.
boy: i said give me a hard question not a impossible one....
mrcookietotherescue 1 month ago 89
@mrcookietotherescue *friend
youtubbs67 3 weeks ago
LOVE THIS SONG !
AwkwardNotes 1 month ago
2:57 Happy Hanukkah
DaXboxerz 1 month ago
96 people tried riding there bike with no handlebars
Robloxcomedyshow 1 month ago
96 never had a bike
AnAver4geG4mer 1 month ago
i can drive a car with no steering wheel.
NoSurprisesPlease0 1 month ago 2
Mine and my boy friends song <3
I love you RLS
morbidsweetheart 1 month ago
such a simple song but, such a powerful song
JU5TKAU5E 1 month ago
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adkarify 1 month ago 13
@adkarify No.. 96 people disliked this..fuckin A.
Nobbit67 1 month ago in playlist Good music
@adkarify i like both...
JayfeatherHatesYou 1 month ago
@adkarify 96 people disliked this..
Nobbit67 1 month ago
@adkarify like*, since people is a plural subject,, you use a singular verb. ^
UnderTheWaterxx 3 weeks ago
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@UnderTheWaterxx xD sorry men, im mexican, but i like the american music, and i can't speak too english
adkarify 3 weeks ago
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OBAMA CANT CENSOR THE INTERNET THE INTERNET OBAMA CANT GET AWAY WITH IT GET AWAY WITH IT THE FEDERAL RESEARVE ISA PRIVATE BANK
Seabreeze00001 1 month ago
@Seabreeze00001 Um... What exactly does the US Federal Reserve have to do with copyright law?
snowcamoii 1 month ago
@Seabreeze00001
True, but if you're going to sing about it make a record.
MsCreatorChris 1 month ago
@Seabreeze00001 youre an idiot. obama wouldnt try to censor the internet anyway, he's a black man from downtown chicago in case you forgot AND the president is a figurehead. if anyone would try to censor the internet it would be the right wing conservatives. they are the party that has spent the past fifty years trying to find every way possible to circumvent the constitution.
rabidbunnies2 1 month ago 2
@rabidbunnies2 dude, partisanship is what they want you to be part of. both parties are evil. the entire government is evil. it's not the right wing conservatives or the left wing liberals that are at fault. it's the american people for not holding our ground and defending our freedoms.
waylong53 1 month ago
the song is not talking about bikes. Kind of sad how the two top comments have nothing to do with the song.
godman1995 1 month ago
kim jong il is ride his bike in hell now :D
CariagaXIII 1 month ago
ohmygod.
Cage the Elephant is in the suggestions. <3 HAPPY NAO, KTHXBAI~ <3
ohyeah. And I can rap this. ^~^
Tawnyshine 1 month ago
i remember when i used to be able to rap this song..but yet i can't ride my bike w/out hanldebars O.o♥♥
GlossyVanilla 1 month ago
These days you can literally see somebody's face on the phone....by face timing
noobie1890 1 month ago
This is my second favorite song. Happy Together is my favorite song : )
ThinkHardAboutThings 1 month ago
HAENDELBARZZZ
KnuxDBlueWerewolf 1 month ago
the music video is kinda creppy and close to the end its weird talking about holocaust and guiding missiles by satalite
Mw2KiNg4646 1 month ago
guys i dont care about chuck norris cuz chuck norris is a mentally retarded cop and he lost in a bruce lee movie so stop posting chuck norris
wyatt99johnson 1 month ago
@wyatt99johnson Agreed
MrMrKennedyKennedy 1 month ago
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BootsandJacketsUK 1 month ago
in soviet russia bike rides u with no handlebars
lazydevon13 1 month ago
@lazydevon13 That sounds painful...
KnuxDBlueWerewolf 1 month ago
@KnuxDBlueWerewolf i wouldnt go to russia then lol
lazydevon13 1 month ago
I havent heard this song in ages :P
shanelly94ant 1 month ago
Thumbs up if pletankill brought you here
MystRasey 1 month ago
chuck has nothing on bruce.
SuperSupersaiyan99 1 month ago 2
oh... we are still on Chuck Norris's dick? cool...i used to do that too, until i took an arrow to the knee
AlanTheGalan 1 month ago
chuck mite b able 2 do all that but he dosnt get the song ya i said it fuck chuck
wolfgangmaxx88 1 month ago
Fuck off with these Chuck Norris jokes. Just because the 2 top comments are about him don't mean u have to try and do the same.
PacMann303 1 month ago in playlist Songs
He rode his bike with no handlebars because Chuck Norris Stole them.
spatchanator 1 month ago
Chuck Norris Rides air with no handlebars
CryLoveDance 1 month ago
Chuck Norris stole that niggas handle bars
spatchanator 1 month ago
Chuck Norris can ride a Unicorn with no legs
CryLoveDance 1 month ago
Chuck Norris can ride a unicorn with no legs
spatchanator 1 month ago
i can bone your mom with no condom
moresuperiorthanyou 1 month ago
@ShortStack312 In soviet russia handebars ride chuck norris! :P lol
ATMskater43 1 month ago 2
Guys. The Chuck Norris jokes are getting really old. HE's 70. he probably rolls around in a wheelchair in a nursing home all day.
YouGotRJUSTIN 1 month ago 3
@YouGotRJUSTIN You mean a wheelchair rolls around on him?
ZombyDyno 1 month ago
@ZombyDyno no you mean he rolls around on a nursing home in a wheelchair.
SuperRuss12 1 month ago
@YouGotRJUSTIN NON-BELIVER!
SuperRuss12 1 month ago
hurr durr chuck norris, this song is abowt a bike trust my i know the band herpaderpadurr
MartyrLoserKing 1 month ago
chuck norris can ride his bike without a bike PWND
MrJAKEOFF69 1 month ago 3
thanks for lighting my cigarette haterz ;)
disasterjm 1 month ago
Chuck Norris leads the nation
Greenaway52 1 month ago
im getting tired of seeing chuck norris in ever video i watch... its a song about a bike how u get chuck norris out of it ... hes a fighter..
xx7899thebestxx 1 month ago 2
@xx7899thebestxx It's not about a bike you retard lmao wtf
FOXGotMeBanned 1 month ago
He lied. He can't keep rhythm with no metronome.
nick66lg2010 1 month ago
I can fuck your mom with no rubber on
no rubber on
no rubber on.
BearHomie 1 month ago
i love this song.
powerful meaning
SeoJinnn 1 month ago
in america someone acts like they saw jesus when they see someone riding a bike without handlebars... in russia you dont get handlebars
dageorgebushguy15 1 month ago 44
@dageorgebushguy15 in russia handelbars ride u
MegaHellbiker 1 month ago
@dageorgebushguy15 ha, that was a good one. i like that.
PattonxArmyx 1 month ago
@dageorgebushguy15 Always trashing the U.S.... What has jealousy become these days?
pescadojack 1 month ago
this sounds pretty damn eeire in 240p
JU5TKAU5E 1 month ago
i can solo mid with no teleport :D anyone ?
munkersej1 1 month ago
@munkersej1 LoL i <3 me some veigar XD
reyfaru 1 month ago
this video is messed up..
50yomamas 1 month ago
I remmber this song...#memories
SarrahIamThat 1 month ago
Powerful lyrics
ptreag 1 month ago
ahhahahaahah
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MY TOWER SECURE!!! CAUSE I CAN SOLO MID WITH NO TELEEPORTT NOOO TEELEEPOORT
matisyo 1 month ago
When Chuck Norris dies, oh wait....
TheCalvincurtis 1 month ago
@funnyfacestudios I TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE SURE I HAVE PEOPLES ATTENTION. NOW I WILL INSULT EVERYONE FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT VIEW POINT AND THEN SELF INDULGE IN MY HUGE INTERNET EGO!
scubadude235 1 month ago
DO YOU IDIOTS UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF THE SONG? ITS SARCASUM HES EXPLAINING THE GOODNESS OF LIFE AND WHAT YOU CAN DO! SO DONT INSULT THE SONG/VIDEO HE'S SAYING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN DO THAT HE CSNT MORON!
funnyfacestudios 1 month ago
@funnyfacestudios actually what its describing how the world can turn against eachother cause if you notice they were freinds but they end up taking diferent paths and one ends up killing the other
1giancaspro 1 month ago
WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT CHUCK NORRIS COULD DO!! all you motherfuckers got anoying with that lame ass joke
kuffenadity 1 month ago