I came here because I thought someone took those "and I'm a mormon" commercials, cut the "m" sound out and reposted them. I a disappointed... Someone really has to do this.
Hey guys. I have a revelation from above. The angel Nonsensicus told me to change my name to YourMother, the Third. He also told me that you should give me your wallets so I can ritually cleanse them of the dirty contents, to make you cleaner.
I had a Jehovah's Witness come to my door and solicit his religion. Instead of listening I invited him in, had coffee, and then he forgot why he was there. I'm Garrett and I'm not a Mormon.
@DragonsREpic Because how a rock is formed is more important than your eternal soul.
If you don't have a soul, then that means that free will is an illusion. That means that if I kill you, that I never chose to do it. Nature made me do it. I had no choice. That would make me innocent. But I know you're wrong, so I won't kill you.
@AthosAmo a "soul" hasnt been proven to exist, thats the difference. Not sure what the hell nature has to do with killing, never heard of such a thing. Tell that to the cops. Thats just a way to get out of responsibility, If you do somthing bad the correct action, apologize, and make amends, and im learning more about religion as i think about and research more, about the age of logic (18) hit me like a brick
@sounddoctorin that's what's funny though, they sound so close to saying "and i'm a moron." i used to wonder if maybe that was they whole big prank joseph smith put into it when he made it up. the angel's names are Moroni and Mormon, only one letter different than "moron." But apparently the etymology of the word moron is more recent then that cult, er, church.
I find the mormon faith particularly heinous due to my Sioux heritage. I'm not red, you fucking bicycle helmet douchebags!
mmmmmarcus 2 weeks ago
I came here because I thought someone took those "and I'm a mormon" commercials, cut the "m" sound out and reposted them. I a disappointed... Someone really has to do this.
aristotle29 3 weeks ago
I was thinking of this the second I heard of 'mormoms'.
MrSlayer543 1 month ago
I'm a moron, and I approve this message!
eggiex1 3 months ago
Hey guys. I have a revelation from above. The angel Nonsensicus told me to change my name to YourMother, the Third. He also told me that you should give me your wallets so I can ritually cleanse them of the dirty contents, to make you cleaner.
AthosAmo 3 months ago 3
@AthosAmo, HA HA HA HA! The sad truth is that that IS true today
tamblyn11 3 months ago
I had a Jehovah's Witness come to my door and solicit his religion. Instead of listening I invited him in, had coffee, and then he forgot why he was there. I'm Garrett and I'm not a Mormon.
onthestcroix 4 months ago
Joseph Smith was a con artist.
amyleoness 4 months ago
Great video!
I got tired of laughing at the Jehovah's Witnesses and now I find this... does the idiocy ever end?
musicman4283 4 months ago
Thumbs up! This ought to be bumped up to the featured videos if you know what I"m talking about...
Phaedron777 5 months ago
and im a moron
hipnotop17 5 months ago
what is better than a "holy" book is a science book
DragonsREpic 5 months ago
@DragonsREpic Because how a rock is formed is more important than your eternal soul.
If you don't have a soul, then that means that free will is an illusion. That means that if I kill you, that I never chose to do it. Nature made me do it. I had no choice. That would make me innocent. But I know you're wrong, so I won't kill you.
AthosAmo 3 months ago
@AthosAmo a "soul" hasnt been proven to exist, thats the difference. Not sure what the hell nature has to do with killing, never heard of such a thing. Tell that to the cops. Thats just a way to get out of responsibility, If you do somthing bad the correct action, apologize, and make amends, and im learning more about religion as i think about and research more, about the age of logic (18) hit me like a brick
DragonsREpic 3 months ago
How many think declaring your religion is egotistical? It is, when you advertize it.
paulj0557 8 months ago
someone beat me to it. Dang. I'm sick of these 'and I'm a mormon' promoted videos. lol
sounddoctorin 8 months ago 25
@sounddoctorin that's what's funny though, they sound so close to saying "and i'm a moron." i used to wonder if maybe that was they whole big prank joseph smith put into it when he made it up. the angel's names are Moroni and Mormon, only one letter different than "moron." But apparently the etymology of the word moron is more recent then that cult, er, church.
jwallbanger 3 months ago
this is awesome!! all that info he's saying is more or less, in the book of Mormon isn't it?
Alphabex8 9 months ago
LMAO!!!
Dulcimerist 11 months ago