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  • what song is this?

    i would like to know so if you know please share

  • @CuriousLyricist 周杰倫jay chou 夜的第七章 Twilight's Chapter Seven

  • @hexedbythefaerys i was in 3 videos with the same comment lol

  • cool branches

  • these are called chinese fleece flowers

  • whats with the song?

  • fakeee fakeee f a k e f  a k ee

  • what song is this? XD

  • adam and eve got caught hacking life lmao

    

  • horses dont eat cucumber salad

  • That's why it's called Manroot you fucking retards. Because when you put it in your mouth it tastes like my man root.

  • maybe incomplete homunculus try, i have a homonculous, thanks to the ancestral ciences and research.

    his height is app 20 cms.

  • reincarnation? 

  • looks like a huge gingseng

  • i know a certain mandrake thats sleeping with mommy tonight

  • mandrake!!

    

  • Those are some big mandrakes.

  • BOOBIES!

  • Fuck evoulution KILL IT WITH FIRE before it starts walking!

  • FUCK, must see som kitty videos now!

  • BOOBS!!!

  • what are you waiting for make a salad.

  • @hexedbythefaerys agreed

  • I SEE A MOUSE BESIDE IT AND EVOLUTION IS THE STUPIDEST THEORY EVER!! BASICALLY EVOLUTION IS FAKE!!!!!

  • EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!

  • And I thought this was another Monsanto genetic experiment gone terribly awry .

  • mom:hunny i brought home vegetables for dinner!!!!. me:(O.o)

    horror music starts playing

  • not real

    

  • The chinese flossflowers do this all the time. They're fascinating-and proof that mother nature loves screwing with our heads.

  • first i was watching videos about fifa...

  • hey, what's the soundtrack title? i like it better than the video...

  • Its the healthiest plant you can ever eat!!!

  • I wonder how they taste??!

  • Oh please. This vid is so reaching.

  • they r adult mandrakes cover your ears or die!!!!!!!!!

  • fun way to teach the kids bout early sexual awareness!!!

  • THEEE only thing about this video that is creepy is the music...

  • Yea like they grew like this on their own. None of yall must be farmers I take it. You can almost mold the shape by placing something around them and they'll grow around it kinda like a tree grows around a fence.

  • I bet those plants would make some good-ass french fries!

  • wtf is that....shits crazy

    

  • hahaha potato tits!!

  • from mine craft video's to here...

  • I would eat that

  • DAMN NATURE, YOU'RE PERVERT XD

  • im at that weird part of youtube again

  • if mandrake are real then hogwart must be too... 0_o'

  • my mom dad and health teacher lied 2 me!!!!!!!!!

  • how did I get here...

  • I didn't know mandrakes were that big.

  • i tal ves tenga algo que ver con adn fake

  • Hitler had one of these for good luck I once heard!

  • @sapher2020

    Yeah, that turned out great for him...

  • มักคะนารีผลอ่ะ บ้านหนูเรียก

  • MANDRÁGORA

  • @hexedbythefaerys me to i just watched this weird big shark and i dont kow how but i ALWAYS get but into the weird part of youtube ugh

  • how did i get here...?

  • yummy give me the male one.....

  • @hexedbythefaerys That's rite im watching a normal video and i came here o god its youtube's small town of freaks and weirdos

  • fake.

  • 周杰倫的歌 = =

  • @SID5369 what song?

  • @wtph001 周杰倫jay chou 夜的第七章 Twilight's Chapter Seven

  • the music reminds me of harry potter, before 0:46

  • PERVERT FARMERS!! AHAHAH

  • MIERDA ES MIERDA TU ERES MIERDA

  • MOTHER GODDESS AND FATHER GOD.

  • Mandrake are real?

  • KILL IT WITH ACID!

  • ...... its a fucking plant get a life you fucking arab.

  • Adam and Eva, we are decendent not from apes but from the threes

  • OMG the clown to the right scared the crap out of me, I hate clowns!

  • @niecytheboss its a kid,lol

  • @moondra10 I know but I'm afraid of clowns and it looks like a clown jumping around, the shoes and pants made me think of a clown. and it scared me!!! lmao!

  • dat ass.....

  • Ass

  • the heck is that plant >>

  • if we were all once people who turned into plants somehow..i think the thought would scare me. >.>

  • the fuck are mandrakes

  • thumbs up if you read the "COVER YOUR EARS THEY ARE MANDRAKES!!!" comment in a british accent in you head!:)

  • @EffinSmart wow, you sure could use other's people comment just to be recognize.. how dumb...

  • @EffinSmart LOLOL funny guy even when i typed it out thats how i was hearing it

  • @EffinSmart lol, true, true.

  • i didn't know that female plant has a dick?!? -.-

  • tat's actually a white carrot? er..white carrot O.o? u mean radish...=.="

  • its called "dudaim" and its remind in the bible wiches used this as a love postion and its also realy get u hiii

  • is not a mutation is the root of a Mandragora i think is called Mandrake in English

  • I cant believe nobody has written this yet....Dam nature you scary!!

  • Never seen mandrakes that size..

    

  • well this is normal it's called ginseng i think here in North America A lot of ginsengs look like humans so it's not really weird..

  • wait.. so the lady have 2 boobs.. which is normal.. BUT WHY THE HELL DOES THE MAN ONLY HAVE ONE BIG BALLS WITH NO PENIS ? !!!!

  • LOL MANDRAKES

  • i have the weirdest boner right now...

  • Mandragora...

  • as soon as i heard the music i stop the video..

  • Not mutation, like skinkill said, they're mandrake roots, known for their human like shapes, and their psychoactive properties.

  • lol THESE ARENT MUTATIONS! i heared of plants that look like humans and all that...... they re called chinese fleeceflowers but its still weird they shouldnt exist.....

  • @skinkill17  chinese fleeceflowers I just googled it Funny looking Thanks for telling the name fleeceflowers

  • Who's the guy in the red sweats in the back?

  • @stealwolf4 the plant human's offspring.

  • i was jaming to the song lol who sings it?

  • Lol, I was paying attention to the guy in the red pants jumping

  • Those are potatos

  • So...who´s the sick mother fucker that had sex with a plant?

  • So...who`s the sick motherfucker that had sex with a plant?

  • WTH?

  • thats a mandrake

  • such dramatic music.

  • That one one the left has a nice ass. I hope that's the female. I'd do her.

  • >_>

  • I wont eat potato for a week now O.O

  • mmm, I'd hit that

  • god wants adam and eva back!

  • i dont fucking care i just want my soup -__-

  • I'd tap that. Nice tits.

  • hmm a turnip?

  • Calculator camera?

  • mandrake?

  • They're Pinochio's parents

    

  • i think....its just a sculpting!!!!!!

    lol.......

  • Alright, who fucked the plant?

  • whats with the music.

  • DAMN NATURE, YOU HORNY!

  • nice cutting work

  • DAMN SHE GOT A DONK!!!

  • COVER YOUR EARS THEY ARE MANDRAKES!!!!!

  • @nickkingcool what r those

  • @nickkingcool wtf?? is a mandrake

  • @nickkingcool i was just going to say that! xD

  • @nickkingcool Ah so you know something of the dark arts...what if too much is taken?

  • @USNA2008 i dont know proffecor ask Hemione she seems to know

  • @nickkingcool Actually that quote is from Excaliber, a 1980's gory, gamy version of King Arthur in which Liam Neeson has a bit part.

  • @USNA2008 OK WHAT?????<----

  • @nickkingcool COVER YOUR PUBIC AREA MANDRAKES!!!!!

    

  • @nickkingcool 93 cornballs.

  • @stabbinguup69 WTF?

  • @nickkingcool Are you really mad i said cornball?

  • @stabbinguup69 lol...srlsy?

    

  • Geez people its just a gensing plant gensing means man root cuz they look like people if you get a big enough root its not anything new

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  • Mandrake

    

  • Thats a mandrake...its an evil plant and once it starts growing it will have a wierd face i know because my mom has had one but found out they were religious from germany and europe hitler had one of those plants and yeah its a religious evil plant

  • so they oth have dicks?>

  • is this song that jay chou and jolin tsai song about prague?

  • shit the music is creapy

  • fack

  • Many humans have turned into obeying plants, so why not the other way round I would say

  • they're called ' Mandragoras'

  • god you horny bastard ;)

  • Parachute pants boy goes "Eeeeooooohhhhheeeeeoooohhhhhe­eeeeeooooohhhh"

  • So, WTF is up with the gratingly depressing, stupefyingly bizarre moron music, with its eerie reminiscence of death conveying the sense as if these amateurishly faked pieces of crap had ever been "alive", the way hallucinations are alive inside some demented psycho's head, having "died". Fuck you, ass-hole.

  • why does the female have a dick too...

  • @GreenMustashe its a huge clit

  • ITS ADAM AND LEAVE LOL

  • all's i know is i better be able to shoot a zombie b4 i go if i can accomplish that then it was a life well spent

  • This looks like ginger root from Twian.

  • Shit Nature, You're Creepy.

  • Nature has found and will always find ways to surprise us...

  • so that's where i'm coming from...

  • @TheMarleney whyd they rob the stork....

  • anybody else more focused on the mouse on the top left corner?

  • godisjesuschrist com

  • The roots are somewhat carrot-shaped and can be up to 1.2 metres long; they often divide into two and are vaguely suggestive of the human body.

  • Perennial growing to 0.1m by 0.3m. It is in leaf from March to July, in flower from March to April, and the seeds ripen from July to August. The flowers are hermaphrodite (have both male and female organs) and are pollinated by Insects.

  • Yes .. it is nothing but mandragora officinarum( maddrake ). Mandrake has a long history of medicinal use, although superstition has played a large part in the uses it has been applied to.

  • music by: 周杰伦 - 夜的第七章

  • Mandrakes!!!!!

  • ooooo it's mandragora!! it cost like $300.00 for 100g

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  • fuck shit stack

    

  • well looks like someone didn't have good karma and dharma, damn hinduism...

  • that looks like tapiocka

  • its adam and eve.

  • lay in a basket under your bed and feed it milk.. :)