I'm 12 years old and I am classed as middle class dyslexia. I'm not stupid, I thought I was before I was tested. No, in fact I am in the top 10% for my age in the UK and I learnt how to touch type in two afternoons.
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I'm quite impressed with my brain after watching this. The way I know everything he's saying without having to think about it. Well done squishy lump of meat in my head. Well done.
Its kinda funny but at the same time, normal dyslexia can make you talk not like this but a milder version, personally as a child i needed speech therapy. I say my words the wrong way around oftern. Or for example I'll say "how am I?" to somone meaning to say "how are you?", say "fff" instead of "th" "sh" instead of "ch". One funny dyslexic word mix-up I had once was when i got septum and rectum mixed up. My friend had her septum pearced, I met her one day and asked her how her rectum was lolol.
How did ya'll find this? This is simply put...comedy writing at it's best...short, no-swearing, mixing of the great language until it is funny. Here taken offense no! I mean...Damn!
xD That happens to me sometimes... thankfully, not always. It's not this funny when it's happening, but I have to hand it to that guy, that was good!! xDDD
I study architecture and every time I have a jury I tell one of my friends to video tape it....when I start the professors just look at me and have no clue what I am saying and when I am done they just nod their heads saying "good" and move along.....every time I look at the tape I laugh my ass off...
I don't see it as funny. I had auditory reversals which led to speech reversals,and so the nuns in preschool asked my mom what language I spoke. Auditory therapy,speech therapy,and phonics help remediate my Dyslexia. I still have speech irregularities as well as have auditory input speech lags and poor verbal memory.
I'm 12 years old and I am classed as middle class dyslexia. I'm not stupid, I thought I was before I was tested. No, in fact I am in the top 10% for my age in the UK and I learnt how to touch type in two afternoons.
But can I just say... Thank god for spell check.
moocow12007 1 month ago
Could the character of Yoda be an example of a dyslexic? He is portrayed as being very wise and highly functioning with unique speech patterns.
"meditate on this I will."
Alicia4Peace 3 months ago
I have hard level dyslexia but i trype fine sometimnes cuz im used to it
bestfriendsmyh 6 months ago
Idiot!
SKTPSY 10 months ago
a dyslexic walks into a bra...
Argarna 1 year ago
What a wanker
sirhenryish 1 year ago
The funniest part, any dyslexic listening to this understood every word in it's correct flow. LOL.
"an alment i been lifing, all my fight".
"or cruller" - we are not donuts! lol
"and the inability to sent a complete put ins together." LMAO!
JediKnightTahl 1 year ago
Please read bottom to top right to left paid willingly have would Life life of asked had I wages any That dismayed, learn, to Only hire, menial’s a for worked I
store task. the bear must you Why, wages, the set have you once But ask, you what you gives He employer just a is life For store scanty. my counted I when evening at begged I however more,no pay would life and penny a for life with bargained I <<<<<<read right to left
abcstan 1 year ago
I'm quite impressed with my brain after watching this. The way I know everything he's saying without having to think about it. Well done squishy lump of meat in my head. Well done.
AngryPrawn 1 year ago
Its kinda funny but at the same time, normal dyslexia can make you talk not like this but a milder version, personally as a child i needed speech therapy. I say my words the wrong way around oftern. Or for example I'll say "how am I?" to somone meaning to say "how are you?", say "fff" instead of "th" "sh" instead of "ch". One funny dyslexic word mix-up I had once was when i got septum and rectum mixed up. My friend had her septum pearced, I met her one day and asked her how her rectum was lolol.
Pandalady366 1 year ago
The Primary Cause of Dyslexia has been found go to Youtube put in TPCOD.
A visual orientation preference, is easy to confirm Look at the eye movement of your child The fact that a normal child cannot read or spell fluently
Shows they have a right to left orientation preference.
You should eliminate this before you move on to other causes
abcstan 1 year ago
haha that was rlly funny!!! i'm dyslexic but i still thort that was funny, no need to take offense!!
sharky2623 1 year ago
How did ya'll find this? This is simply put...comedy writing at it's best...short, no-swearing, mixing of the great language until it is funny. Here taken offense no! I mean...Damn!
17Helton 2 years ago
Dyslexic with runs into a bank and shouts
"Air in the hands you mother stickers - This is a fuck up"....
MegaBrits 3 years ago 5
xD That happens to me sometimes... thankfully, not always. It's not this funny when it's happening, but I have to hand it to that guy, that was good!! xDDD
TheOriginalDrawItAll 3 years ago
man............this is just like me
I study architecture and every time I have a jury I tell one of my friends to video tape it....when I start the professors just look at me and have no clue what I am saying and when I am done they just nod their heads saying "good" and move along.....every time I look at the tape I laugh my ass off...
moe161 3 years ago
I am also dyslexic and I thought it was pretty damn funny!
chinchilla0623 3 years ago
funny that was. i'm lexdysic & enjoyed it truly must i say. slightly lexesdic aren't the poets?
samann95014 4 years ago 8
OMG its comedy folks, build a bridge and get over, all this PC crap is making everyone just a bunch of nasty people. Why dont you just smile for once
ShRoOmZzZ 4 years ago
stupid, obvious, not funny!
scallyhunter 4 years ago
oh yes it was he was not poking fun at my dyslexia only showing what it may cause some people to do there is no need to take offinsiv
DontHateAnyone 3 years ago
I don't see it as funny. I had auditory reversals which led to speech reversals,and so the nuns in preschool asked my mom what language I spoke. Auditory therapy,speech therapy,and phonics help remediate my Dyslexia. I still have speech irregularities as well as have auditory input speech lags and poor verbal memory.
fomalhauto 4 years ago
he sounds like Yoda..lol
*_^LEI-onsay
LEIonce 4 years ago
I have dyslaxia bad and i clicked onthis cos i thought i was going to hate it ... but that was some funny stuff !!!
GiRTheDuck 4 years ago
i have dyslexia i think this shit is funny..don't be sour about your learning disability, embrace your uniqueness
dizzy1143 4 years ago
i have dyslexia this is just sad the thing is its not funny
insaneshredders 4 years ago
oh come on! iam as well and i think its quite funny
oli1901 4 years ago
fuck you
insaneshredders 4 years ago
i have autism and severe learing disibilty and it not funny it very hard
auti34 4 years ago
Rofl this was posted on my 16'th birthday.
Chiles 4 years ago
lol love it but it fits me i do talk and write like that at times o,o
magicelven 5 years ago