Top Gear: The Big Read Outtake

[999freddiemercury]

hahahahaaaaaa Hammond's reaction at the end!

[2k10cal]

"Alright!" "Counstable, but be gentle" XD

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

"Oh f*** I said that wrong."

"AAAAAAHH!!!!"

[MightySamB]

oh it's an outtake :D

[MightySamB]

what episode is this? I don't remember seeing this. Was this an outtake?

[MightySamB]

2:00 epic richard is epic!!! :D

[SilentArtist269]

Been trying to find that bit for AGES!!!!! (2:01) THANK YOU!!!

[MegaBoss123A]

Who keeps squeaking in this vid?

[snanke123456]

I bet Clarksons children get one hell of a bead-time story!!!

[JokkeHimSelf]

It would be fucking hilarious if Richard Hammond would come into the picture in the start and say to that woman that .....I'M NOT THAT SMALL!!! xD

[narinwtf]

and they say top gear is scripted.....

[PriditProductions]

genius

[Primedavis1234]

Csta18 classic explanation

[skillet078]

that lady at the beginning must be careful the hamster doesnt poop on her head =P



[Jamesofhull]

@missgosik524 it's brilliant eh

[MissGosik524]

2.01 great hammond's face !!!

[emypaigeatlive]

richard goes proper crazy at the end :D

[hickups1012]

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! LOL

[SherryZProductions]

"Alright, Constable. But be gentle...." LMFAO

[nguyentuan1990]

@SherryZProductions what is that mean, i dont get it

[G4Y4SS]

@nguyentuan1990 i don't get the joke too. Can anyone explain what does james may's joke mean?

[Csta18]

@G4Y4SS What James is trying to say is that she allows the constable to sexually penetrate her, but only if he's gentle.

[Watabou89]

"Alright."

"..Constable" she said "but be gentle"

James May rules!

[leedaocheng]

Who is the lady laughing LOL

[SuperJeffhardyfan01]

@leedaocheng she sounds like the same woman from achmed the dead terrorist christmas special (part 3)

Video owner is called LittleBloodSeeker

[areeb001]

@boldbulkhead yeah but it must be a part of an episode or something...

[C0mm3n]

FUCK OFF ANNE YOU FUCKING SLUT

[JackyRowe]

James May's contribution is by far the best!

[murcielagogt81]

Technically to mistakes (by James).. all the others were for the laughs lol

[Skython11]

At the start when the lady says all their names notice the way James is said as if she didn't really want to say it. :p

[DewottFan63]

0:43,

Richard: Can you just please tell us the question?

Jeremy: The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power!! Unleashing a tray of death and led in express!! XD

Top Gear FTW!!

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@DewottFan63

a trail of death and lead in its way

[DewottFan63]

@hiddenbutdeadly ok. Thanks for fixing my problem. It's hard to hear what did Jeremy says.

[torod213]

@hiddenbutdeadly *wake. Holy shit you both suck!

[DewottFan63]

@torod213 both of us suck? Real funny, you think I'm a two-bit mollywhopping person that knows about cocker person like you being such a Jericho cock? Piss off cockhead in an ugly Yaris!

[torod213]

@DewottFan63 Funny... He said wake, not way and not express. When people do this idiotic thing and quote stuff I've just sat and watched, then at least be sure to get it right. Cuz that was worse than Youtube's transcribe sound-feature...

[MMCTwilight]

Hilarious as always. Love it. :)

[Rocknrolltrain95]

hahah love hammonds freak out at 1:59

[pizza3330]

the three best people on tv today

[kenzoz26]

wat episode and season is this in

[24Mrjack]

keep pressing 5 for James may head banging to the audiences clapping. TRUE MUSIC 

[sextonqpr]

I can hear guinea pigs communicating in the background

[zZzCannibalzZz]

fuck you Anne Robinson

[mistie710]

@zZzCannibalzZz I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you. At least not without a paper bag handy. :)

[7heAre7s]

Is there a witch laughing in the background?

[niebells]

fucking hilarious as always!

[WVCobalt1]

oh cock!!

[MW2L3G3ND]

who is it that is laughing realy loud near enough screaming in the background 

[areeb001]

hey does anyone knows from which series and episode is this??

[boldbulkhead]

@areeb001 It's an outtake.

[TheActon88]

does anyone else think that anne robinson is the dipstick in this?

[aymthebest]

@texgrebnerfckedup And "in its wake not way"

[aymthebest]

@texgrebnerfckedup And its not it's ;P

[SJThompson1989]

I would buy any audiobook made by Top Gear. Even if the audio has no relevance or relation to the actual book they were reciting.

[Natesmodelrailroad]

@SJThompson1989 Maybe they should do it!

[ELuhn]

@texgrebnerfckedup  He's probably Scottish.

[Mscheesefan1]

lol i luv hammond face when james messes it up and they had 1 line left!

[paparelidis]

"The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and leed in it's way!" 0:45

[iceman977th]

2:00 ....Nuff said.

[F0xSH0X1]

haha omfg i cant stop laughing, its 2 in the morning, i think i just woke the neighbors!

[TeeGeeFan]

funniest blooper EVER!!

I cried laughing when I first saw this. :'D

[AriefJuniarto]

hahahah



[megabowzer100]

i love that womans witch like laugh in the crowd loool

[THELUCASKONG]

that ladies laugh is annoying!!!! and so is that whore at the start

[FIFA07Addicted]

2:01 AHHHHHHHHHHH LOL

[Trevor10]

smoke dat tumbleweed

[artyzach]

Press "2" to skip the intro by the woman that tries to steal the limelight.

[orchdork607]

Is anyone else having problems with the new YouTube player? No matter how I fiddle with the settings, I haven't been able to get a single video to play all the way through without freezing every 2 seconds. :(

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

Anne Robinson scares me.

James May makes me happy.

I know who I believe to be 'cocking it up' during this clip.

[UrbanMoviemaker5]

Pause at 2:01 :D

[DivineMastery]

2:00 Hammond gets a needle up his arse!

[CYBERDOODY]

SHUT UP ANNE!!!

[xPyroxx]

Lots of Angry Americans who don't know anything about Anne Robinson.

[chupacapre]

The tv reporter is a fucking feminist with cock-envy

[Alpacajon]

Fuck off Anne you cunt

[KillerGuitar007]

This is the funniest thing James May has ever said xD

[benn1182]

Take 3 is the best!

[blanchimonts]

My god, they can even make reading a simple passage this funny? This is what you called legends!

[ardvark84]

@blanchimonts Are you serious?

[tombomdoodle]

No Anne, you're a dipstick.

[Ranchen96]

Littel Richard. LOL.

[Hugovsky1986]

Bietch...

[judithkent111]

I remember watching this on tv years ago, so glad I found it again!

[xKriZ765x]

That bitch is stupid,pointless and fuk ugly

[Danngoow]

Well to be fair, Richard never screw up...

[murilospecht]

That female laughter in the background is annoying the shit out of me.

[wygram]

why does grown up mean stuck up and serious

[flyingturnip1]

0:27 - Bitch skip

[FORTY848]

why do all the take numbers look like they belong on spiderman?

[Ranchen96]

OMG! It´s som funny!!!!!

[JackyRowe]

James' contribution is by far the best!!

[KingNasrify]

lmao at hammond!! "ARGHHHH WE WERE ONE LINE FROM THE END!" ahah

[Nicole4700]

thank you from three dipsticks lol and hammonds face at 2:00

[N3oNification]

Could someon please tell me where to download the top gear theme as a mp3??

[bradfordbulls4lyf]

@N3oNification i'll send you it by e-mail if you would like. send your e-mail via private message

[Soap19XX]

What season is this?

[Llenlleawg]

@Soap19XX Not sure if it's on the actual show... think it's from The Big Read

[Brainiac12000]

I love how Jeremy on the first take reads "the mighty USS blazed out of control in the middle of the north Atlantic" really enthusiastically only to find he was reading the wrong part!

[topgear100]

@Brainiac12000 can i just point out......that hes making it up haha.....there wouldnt be anything about the uss in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!!!

[jjfromm]

i love at the end hammond makes epic face and bolts off.

[sephjnr]

0:58 :D

[ryanhogan14]

"a simple passage..." they messed up like 5 times

[delkosbabe]

lol little Richard

[12hiei21]

that stupid bitch isn't funny, at all...

or if she wasn't trying to be funny, learn to fucking take a joke you old hag

[Lolzilol123]

@12hiei21 I'm thinking you're not British. She IS being funny, and the one who should "learn to fucking take a joke" is you.

[Chevypower265]

"The F15 came outta the clouds on combat power! Unleashing a trial of death and lead in its wake!"

Thats the book I want to read!

[megadriver6]

I want these guys voices for a GPS! HAHA!!! Its epic, they crack me up!

[alonderis]

@megadriver6 Go left where an F15 is landing , after 100 raping constebls turn right

[megadriver6]

@alonderis: I think the USS Nimiz part is the best!

[megadriver6]

@alonderis: Doesn't matter where i go, what i watch - where these guys are it's non-stop comedy!

[djiezeskraajst]

James May "deethroat", ROFLOL!

[rlmotionpictures]

3 dipsticks? more like the 3 wise men. XD

[91rEvis]

I bloody died watching that film. :)

[RawVSsamckdown]

if this was in 3D Richard Hammond would be coming at me lol

[canUsaythis]

his is better......this is good but his is better

LOL of couse it would and to be honest I would say the same thing

[DrarryForever]

How much fun could these three make like reading textbooks and stuff? XD

[gir908922]

"All right, Constable," she said, "but be gentle."

ROFLLMAO!!

[G4Y4SS]

@gir908922 sorry but i dont really get it. can you please explain? sorry

[gir908922]

@G4Y4SS It's my favorite line from the video. Nothing to get. XD

[G4Y4SS]

@gir908922 lol i mean like what does constable have to do with being gentle lol? its funn but i dont really get the joke =(

[gir908922]

@G4Y4SS WTF?? I just explained to you that there's nothing to get. I'm just repeating my favorite line from the video. Are you dense?

[G4Y4SS]

@gir908922 chill. chill. no need to get pissed. i'm just asking what is so funny if there's nothing to get. and obviously i know that james said that

[BeresfordProductions]

2:11

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

I LOVE YOU JAMES. xD

[kiddrahul]

What was this for?

[DMaddox2010]

Hammonds face at 1.59 lol

[Sk83rJimmy]

Alright constable she said but be gentle

[TheArby12345]

Thank you to three dipsticks

[TheArby12345]

Thank you to three dipsticks

[MrCookieSeller]

"All right Constable,She said but be gentle" hahahaha funniest part :D

[stargate302]

What an Annoying Laugh from that Women!!!!!

[canUsaythis]

JC book was better

Just how JC said them lines and RH said 'I prefer his book'

Just lol I would have laughed if at the end they would be like 'you know what f$%k this lets say what we want to say and see if it turns out good'

Can you imagen what they would have said

Please forgive the spelling

[daprettypiggy]

7 people are Vogons!!

[GameMusicCompilation]

the hamster was so serious. lol

[TheThirdGerman]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you not three grown man cocking it up on the bonnet of a car, but three TV-legends that, unlike the woman at the beginning are known throughout the world for their fantastic sense of humor and their outstanding show, which is more addicting than any drug one could buy today.

[Lolzilol123]

@TheThirdGerman What?! The two are NOT mutually exclusive. They are TV-legends BECAUSE they are "three grown men cocking it up".

[b4igetu]

@TheThirdGerman I could really argue with you on the drug thing my friend. I would take 10lbs of pot over a day with these guys without hesitation.

[stefa4k0]

@TheThirdGerman

That's an example of a german sense of humour.

[xunil3]

@TheThirdGerman You are an idiot.

[RapierMedia]

I love how Richard ran off at the last take.

[subhankhan123]

Whats wrong with that? They are just being men....

[Howler54]

BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL!!

Clarkson is EXPLOSIVE!!

[TheBuco69]

Why is that woman not in the kitchen ?

[Flashtoorev]

@TheBuco69 She is, there's just a greenscreen put around her.

[RapierMedia]

@TheBuco69 She's not wearing any glasses is Anne Robinson, does she only wear them for the weakest link?

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

James May. <3

Also, Jeremy Clarkson xD

[BiigiZBaK]

The F-15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake.

[ant234]

@BiigiZBaK .. this is allright, but this is better lmao

[mhaziqrules]

LOL. In Take 1. Jeremy Clarkson Say "The Mighty USS Nimitz, blazed out of Control in the middle of The North Atlantic."

[JackyRowe]

i love james may's line!! best in the whole thing!!! but i love this video loads. one of my favourites

[ReadDreamLoveSing]

could Anne Robinson be any more condescending?

[wesdsomething]

ROFL

[Hysterlc]

lol. "Alright!" "Constible she said but be gentle" Lol!

[ta666ak666]

I thought that they would end the "ultimate question" stuff with the question of life or death: How hard can it be?

[Tremuoso]

Fuck it. I'd let Anne Robinson blow me.

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

@Tremuoso Then you are a braver man than most.

[Bigfatbutterfly02]

Haha 'Little Richard'

[cheli]

i love take 3!! ROFL!!

[stroomie9]

haha, i prefer his than this...

[Chevypower265]

"The F15 came outta the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake!" lol. Thses guys are so funny!

[xXToNy954Xx]

HAHA!! Hammonds face at 2:01... Try pause and look at hes face :P

[Keza01904]

@xXToNy954Xx  its better at 1:59 m8

[gloomyoutlook]

Did Anne Robinson host this programme to make Rufus Hound seem funny when he replaced her?

[taranchula97]

You've read the wrong word you **** it says "moment"!

[Flynn4Red]

James is sooo funny!

[Amypr1ncess]

does everyone else hear that stupid yapping dog laugh in the studio..

[johnflaherty]

@Amypr1ncess I think that's from that old lady's bloopers show, not from the Top Gear audience.

[heiwaalchemist]

*grits teeth* must resist punching annoying woman in the face... grrr must resist..

*clenches fists* 

[hardrockmetal989]

well she would know all about dipsticks cause she is one

[jenno52]

I actually cried at take 3 XD 

[wweluver11]

hahahahah they are soooooo damn funny!!!!! luv top gear to bits xo

[Grafietstift]

ahahaha oh god, 2:01 xD

[ktbspa123]

i love how hammond gets less enthusiastic with each take...they are all awesome :)

[SkyeWare]

2:01 LOL for Hammond

LOL!