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  • Good actors, bad writing.

  • 2:23 ? 1:40 enough said

    

  • well you can't make a good parody of a movie that already sucks ass....Vampires Sucks was cool.

  • soooo, you're saying you liked it alot?

  • U guys have issues, this movie isnt trying to be serious OR Good, it's just to show the twi-tards their shit aint wanted on this planet. (+ of course it's funny as hell)

  • You guys fucking suck grow a fucking pair you STEAMING PILES OF SHIT

  • scott pilgrim was such a HORRIBLE movie

  • @Tairaa91 Scott Pilgrim vs The World was a great movie that brings back memories of the original Nentendo system. It won an award for Most Underrated Film of 2010 in the Youreviewers Movie Awards. It had solid acting, a great plot, and some really sweet special effects and music. If you don't like it I'll respect your thoughts but don't rant about a praised movie and expect people to give you puppies and roses.

  • @drnogood59 rant? lol

  • i have litterally seen better parodies on fucking YOUTUBE!

  • @TheMhn5 Ofcourse. Just because something is mainstream doesn't mean it has to be good.

  • @FreeFromWar

    you know whats odd, you know those cheap produced shows on channels that you didn't know was there,with a uglyhost and a camera. his show is hosted in his living room with 240p like clarity,and they suck. YET others like angry video game nerd,who has TV quality shows in his episodes doesn't make TV shows,when clearly,they even top other shows

    seems as if mainstream sucks a little more everyday.

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  • is it possible to be worse than the movies you are spoofing this movie proved it

  • It was OK. Not OMG lol can't sit up but nether was bridesmaid it was funny at parts. Don't go by what these tools say they over think and jab its a satire! Return it and make your own judgement

  • Rotten Tomatoes has always given incredibly shallow reviews, even for the simplest of movies. This is no exception.

    Vampires Suck still has some faults, but they make a big fricking deal out of it.

  • There´s nothing more harmful for a country's mind than a bad media.

  • 1:18 before pausing it. DON'T USE THAT WORD SCRIPT AROUND THIS MOVIE...THAT'S AN INSULT TO SCRIPT WRITERS.

  • YOUR ASS IS 5% PERSON BLACK EYED PEAS KILL HER!!

  • My mom and brother decided to watch this on HBO. I watched it for about three minutes - no lie the right side of my head starting to hurt very much. I think I was feeling brain cells dying or the beginning of a tumor. Either way I stopped watching it immediately. Just thinking about it is giving me a headache now. Whoever made this movie should be drawn and quartered.

  • lol, I like how the bald guy seems to think that ANY movie is comparabile to Scott Pilgrim. Every time I see Michael Cera in a movie, I want to hold him down, rip his teeth out with pliers and make him swallow them.

  • Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer need to die already.

  • They need to stop these parody movies because they just aren't funny. Airplane is the founding father of this genre and that movie is classic. The Naked Gun is a decently funny movie. I kinda liked Scary Movie 1 and 2, but thats it. All movies that came after which include, but are not limited to scary movie 3 & 4, date movie, epic movie, meet the spartans, and of course vampires suck. Those movies suck so bad that they don't even deserve to be capitalized.

  • Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are cashing in on the stupidity of our young generation. They are an infection.

  • RottenTomatoes can bite my shiny metal ass!

  • Rotten Tomatoes My rating 0.000000000000000000000001

  • Rotten tomatoes SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.

    You know why?

    They gave Twilight 1 better score then any underworld movie wtf?

    Blade is only 56% wtf?

    They should stop making movie reviews srsly.

  • @1DarkMasK1

    rotten Tomatoes isn't just one person it is hundreds of professional critics and there basic consensus. And just because it got a better score doesn't mean its better just the consensus is better

  • It sickens me that Friedberg and Seltzer keep getting money to make garbage like this. They've damaged the spoof genre probably beyond the point of repair. You can't just throw a bunch of fart/sex jokes and stupid pop culture references together and call it a comedy. There must be a decent story and characters to hold it together. And to the people defending this movie, do yourselves a favor and go watch Airplane, Zombieland, Dr. Strangelove or Young Frankenstein. Those are spoofs done right.

  • @crazedtofu i agree also the last good spoof films are not another teen movie and scary movie like these distaste rmovies epic movie n especially dance flick EW sucked so much its just jumping from one thing to the next without really establishing a story line

  • hahahahaha i loved vampire's suck it should've at least gotten a 60%

  • Anyone seen any video reviews or read any online reviews about the e-book

    April Curran Meets the Vampire of Crimson Cove High School?

  • Honestly, when I was watching this, I actually said "This is better than any of the other _____ Movie franchise". I still stand by this. They actually tried to make jokes this time instead of relying 100% on references. It was still pretty awful, but I did laugh a few times at least. It's the best of the worst, in the end, though I still hold that the original Scary Movie was the funniest of the series. Though, that's not saying much.

  • @DragonXero also not another teen movie and the tailer was honestly better than the movie movie sucked out lud

  • @bevz2nikki The trailers for all the movies seem to put the funniest bits in and leave out all the horrible failed "jokes". I agree that the movie sucked hard, but like I said, it did have a couple of parts that made me laugh.

  • lawl I thought it was awesome. I'm such a Twilight fan and I LOVED it. So funny!

    And I also agree HP should not be compared to Twi, considering that I am a fan of both. They shouldn't be compared to each other b/c they are not like each other so they are good in their own way and bad in their own way.

  • That was harsh

  • I like Twilight , Vampires suck , Harry Potter , pirates of the carribbean.

    Does that makes me weird?

  • @DaKellyBelly No, but asking that question does.

  • these guys suck im outta here

  • lol people fighting over movies.

  • I'd rather be in Afghanistan than PAY to have seen this movie in theatures, at least running from bullets and missiles would be more exciting than to watch this.

  • yo u guys r stupid the vampires suck was one of the best spoofs i have ever scene so yall r wrong

  • @victoriaburr100 Its their opinion, jeez 

  • @victoriaburr100 How many spoofs have you seen, then? This and Epic Movie?

  • You guys who rewieved this are idiots! The Million stupid shitty vampire movies out there just needed an anti vampire movie! This movie is awesome! Ohh and bald guy, you know whats scary? HALF of the movies in cinemas are about fucking vampires!! And all of them made many million dollars just because they are vampire movies, and as you can see humanity just needed something so bad that mocks them...

  • @Jigglingbutt its people like you that makes everyone think that all teenagers are stupid.parody movies are fine but that doesnt excuse this piece of shit.

  • @Chrisbecerra356 You are wrong. Its not "my kind" that makes teenagers looks like stupid. A didn't say one word about teenagers did I? I just hate twilight and every other shitty vampire movie out there. You are the one talking about standards? You think twilight is a quality movie? I was teenager once and I watched GOOD teenager movies and nobody thought I am stupid because back then these kind of movies had some qualities...

  • i wonder if they're gonna make a sequel to c how they end the twilight parody style

  • CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN­NN

  • I loved this movie so much. It's hilarious. The only problems I have with this movie is that there were times when they went too far and then there were times when they didn't go far enough. This is my second favorite spoof movie. Taking this movie's script seriously and thinking that it was well thought out is like saying the Mario games' plot lines were well thought out. FYI Nintendo's been doing Bowser steals Peach for decades.

  • Lol this movie is realllly stupid but I love it soooo much!!! XD :]

  • This movie is 1 step away from being a bad porno.

  • @aquapendulum There is actually a porn spoof of Twilight but I wouldn't recommend it at all.

  • @chodiestchode Which is exactly why I compare this shit to Twilight porno.

  • @aquapendulum That doesn't exactly make sense but alright . . .

  • "It is what it is... a steaming pile of s#¡t..." So pure....

  • 2:23 - Maybe it was because people hate twilight so much they rushed to go see this crap. Ever think of that baldy?

  • @SirFakeName Once again: "America, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER."

  • @SirFakeName That is no justification for contibuting money to this uninspired crap instead of Scott Pilgrim.

  • This movie is unnecessary, twilight already is a comedy

  • 'they live in sporks wich is a funny word' haha xD

  • The spill review is better. Thumbs up if you agree!

  • It's 4% now :)

  • I think the movie was pretty funny not like its my fav but still even if they do know alot you have to at least know what the movie has in it dont you. Why is the rotten tomato show on here anyways i thought the movie was great even if most of the lines were jokes its a comedy isnt it dumbasses and if you dont like the movie why waste your stupid lives on making a review and by the way i know you guys are gonna say "Why waste your time making a comment then" well heres your answer

    I WANTED TO!

  • I loved this movie!! And seriously, the actors in this movie are way better for the roles they spoofed then the actual actors. It's sad really. This movie wasn't supposed to be well written, it was just making fun of Twilight. Because seriously; all haters have been forced to see it. My step-sister, mother, and real sister forced me to see it. And the second one. And the third. This movie made me laugh my ass off!

  • 2:24 lol

  • ...Garbage... Thank goodness I saw this before I threw away my money...

  • Forget Twilight,

    Harry Potter FTW♥

  • @americandiamond101 Harry Potter is to good to even be compared to Twilight, their like the total oposite of each other :D :D

  • That movie was hilarious! One of the best spoofs.

    So much better than Twilight.

    They mention that the haters may not know much about Twilight...but trust me, I'm sure many people have heard enough of the story simply from the psycho fangirls who never shut up about it!

    I have read the books, but my bro hasn't read them or seen the movies, but he was still cracking up.

    Rotten Tomatoes sucks with reviews. They don't know a good thing when they see it.

  • @paingoret6 the books are better

  • @FunnyBunny6000

    They still suck. As I mentioned, I did read them, they're awful.

    There are many real vampire novels (as in books with vampires who don't sparkle..not stupid fairies) I prefer to get my vampire fix from. Try Black Dagger Brotherhood. So much better than Twilight!

  • @paingoret6 thanks, I'll look into reading them. Yeah, what is with the sparkley vampires? My new favourite joke is: Dracula: I drink blood and terrorize the villagers. What do you do? Edward: I sparkle... Lol I had a hard time sitting through the full books, they get sooo boring after a while. I gagged reading Breaking Dawn. It was disgusting.

  • @FunnyBunny6000

    I'm sure you'll love them :)

    They're romance novels, yet have so much more than just romance in them.

    They're def more hardcore than those Cullens. lol

  • @paingoret6 Yeah, I always was wishing Bella or Edward would die. It would be so much more intresting

  • @cartooner2008 ahhahahahahhahahahahahah

  • I have to see this.

    Harry Potter ftw.

  • It looked good but it was bad

    

  • I think the bedroom scene from this movie was hilarious... how the actor could stand there without busting a gut i don't know...

  • wow commercials for commercials

  • Ed Wood was better at making movies then these morons. I wonder if they even like the movies they make! I mean only an idiot could sit through an entire movie made by these losers, and call it good. They're an embarassment to all great hollywood directors, producers, writers, etc...

  • Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer should just stop making movies. Their movies are never any good.

  • THEY DO A REALLY PATHETIC JOB AT CENSORING THE SWEAR WORDS.

  • the first 20 mins were good

  • In the description it says they helped write Scary Movie and its sequels. They didn't. They only helped write the first one, then they stopped. Plus the only thing these two idiots are famous for is making shitty movies!

  • they live in sporks! which is a funny word.

  • This is better than all the Twilights to date.

  • "It made more than Scott Pilgrim". So what? Lots of bad films made more than Scott Pilgrim. . What's the difference between these fart jokes and pop culture references than the ones in other films? Plus, I saw Vampires Suck, and there was only 1 fart joke. I didn't think it was that good, but its FAR from the worst comedy.

  • Why David Why?!?!?!

  • @jvizzlezz- Movie critics judge movies, ok. They know what good movies are, and what bad movies are. If you don't like it, don't read their reviews. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. For the record, many comedies have recieved amazing reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. Airplane, Zombieland, Juno, The Other Guys, Lethal Weapon...etc!

  • @TheNunoalmeida16- Yes, they do like movies. Good movies. Movies that aren't shit, like this. Rotten Tomatoes gives good reviews to many comedies. If a movie is shit, then they give it bad reviews. This movie isn't a comedy. It was trying to be one, but it failed.

  • Do the critics of rotten tomatoes like any movie?!

    The movies that this critics like nobody else does. 5%?? The movies that this guys don't like are the films that most people watch, coincidence?! Hey guys this is a commedy,.Rotten tomatoe, Get your Shit together.

  • @TheNunoalmeida16 Exactly! I love slapstick satire like this. I cried for hours when Leslie Nielsen died of pneumonia. I hate what people prescribe as ''Comedy'' nowadays. I love the hilarious movies. They are 'stupid' for a reason... That's what they're meant to be, and it only makes them more funny.

    And you're right with the whole critic thing. A lot of critics are crude assholes that know nothing about reviewing (Fury of the Film Fan), while others know somewhat, but are still asses.

  • @TheNunoalmeida16 This movie doesn't even deserve 5%???? It DESERVES LOWER!!! If you think this is good i'm sorry most people have their own opinion but you have NO taste!!

  • @APPLESAUCE50- Lol right! Sorry! I agree. These two should be banned from Hollywood. They have absolutely no talent, and the only reason their movies make money is because people think that they're going to be good, cause they're spoofs. They're shit!

  • Seltzer and Friedberg are probably some of the least talented spoof-makers EVER in movie history!

    I always pictured them as 12-year old boys - which would excuse a lot - but grown men doing this... and are allowed to KEEP doing it????

    Their movies give spoof a bad name!

    You want real spoof?

    Look up the older Mel Brooks movies or the Zucker Brothers and Jim Abrahams (ZAZ) or even the Wayans Brothers.

    Seltzer and Friedberg should be banned from ever getting near a camera again!

  • Any movie by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg is bound to be shit! Seriously! All they did was co-write scary movie 1! Which was an ooook movie. Everything else that these two have done is crap. They aren't funny. They're boring and their jokes are so lame!

  • @teefitz92 even better, they were part of a team that made one of the rough drafts that was put into three others to make the script of the first scary movie. it was not very good anyway. These guys need to die.

  • Critics over analyze every movie and dont look at it for what it was, a running joke at the Twilight series and popularity. Good to watch every so often, but got to be in the right mood.

  • DUDE THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!!!! i laughed so hard i almost died!!! luv it!

  • Its a hot steaming piece of shit .... with chocalate sprinkles...

  • Dude a steamin pile of sh*it are the actual twilight movies youd have to be more retarded that Justin Bieber to watch it !!! original twilight munched on donkey cock this parody is somewhat decent !

  • @EvilSideStalker666 No sorry but the parody is even worse.

  • @badcompanyization "scrolling trough some of the scenes of the parody and the movies" Oh GEEZUS Christ that sucks ass , oh my eyes their burning ... my eyes, fuck the parody fuck the franchise fuck the horrible disgusting trilogy or whatever the fuck it is and the inbreed retards responsible. Wait on second thought don't fuck the movie , don't let your friends fuck it , its unfuckworthy !!!

  • The guy who is mad that this movie got 2mil more than Scott Pilgrim is my new best friend

  • All these movies that are parodies of other movies suck and yet people still watch them. The only funny one I thought was Scary Movie one then two then three. After that, the franchise kind of died. Parody movies just add some random shit to get a laugh, yet it fails...big time.

  • @up4sonic Amen.

  • yeah i think if the script writing was better then this would have been funnier. They had a great cast (proske ans Lanter were great) but they couldn't spread their mocking wings

  • Harmless my ass. You are spending millions of dollars to utter crap.

  • THey really need to stop making movies that end in the word movie

  • Thats cuz Scott Pilgrim is Canadian.

  • Wait, whats the name of this Jacob's actor? Hes 1000x hotter than Taylor Lautner.

  • people allow them make more money because they like it

  • Really? This movie made more money than Scott Pilgrim? Really? This is what's wrong with the world!!! People make shit and get money...

  • That guy was right America get your shit together

  • @Sizzmaster6985 2 dumbass directors do not represent America

  • @bubbajimmy8 no, but the people who pay for their crap and allow them make more, really should get their heads out their asses

  • @Sizzmaster6985 Disregard that. COME ON WTF THIS MADE MORE THAN ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES. FUCK THE IDIOTS OF AMERICA

  • The reviewers are either gay or female Twilight Fans. -.-

  • @Slade951 - Dude, even us gays hate this Twilight shit. Give us SOME credit.

  • @TheInnerSanctuary

    lol. Now that has to be the best twlight kill right there!

    thumbs up!!!!!

  • @TheInnerSanctuary  LMFAO so true XD

  • @TheInnerSanctuary so wat u r saying is that u r gay?

  • @TheInnerSanctuary ur gay

  • @MamaDuckSnip3r Thank you Captain Obvious!

  • @TheInnerSanctuary

    Agreed. I went for Taylor Lautner's abs at first...but then I just got bored. And then really angry.

    I went back to Potter. At least that shit deserves $12,000,000,000 box offices.

  • @TheInnerSanctuary ur gay? o.o

  • @TheInnerSanctuary You have credit ;D

  • This movie was REALLY bad i mean like MAYBE 10 min out of the whole movie was worth watching but to tell ya the truth the best scenes are the ones in the trailer

  • All the stuf related to Twilight Are G@Y(that word is what your mother first saied when you came out of you r dad s ass)

  • I'm getting really sick of the parodies. Scary movie was funny, being the first of it's kind, and yeah some of the movies after that were a bit funny, but this is just bad. superhero movie, disaster movie, date movie, and now vampires suck.

    I didn't know it could get worse than twilight, but looking at this, it does.

  • ONLY 5 %??????

  • Made more money than Scott Pilgrim vs The World... America really do need to get it's s&#% together. Plus I think retarded Twilight fans must have thought it was going to be a great parody. Thank God I saw it online, because I knew it was going to suck.

  • @Lolfish3208 SAY WHAT?!

  • She should've played Bella in my opinion.

  • Well ... I liked the movie ... and to me, that's all that matters. Do we all really have to like the same thing? No, that's what makes us "unique" in away. Yes, we have our own opinions, but I find it wrong to call a movie a pile of shit without at least respecting the director's piece. Did you go through all the film making and have a movie published, risking the chance it might not even sell? I don't think so. So why judge something based on opinions and not facts?

  • I Find it annoying that with great movies you are always nitpicking on flaws and by doing that you kinda underrate them a little and with a horrible HORRIBLE movie like this one you make it sound way better than it is... I never laughed once in this movie, all the jokes where stupid and badly thought out. This sort of thing is why i don't respect your show.

  • A spark is a cross between a fork & a spoon, those things at the school cafeteria

  • Lol

  • Hey, The Anakin SkyWalker dude who plays his voice in Clone Wars is ED!!!! OMG

  • Hey! I laughed like... 4 or 5 times during that movie!

    Which is more than an average American parody made after 2000 gets from me.

    Oh, and btw., if you want a funny Dracula parody, watch Love at First Bite! (1979) I just watched it and it doesn't feel dated at all !

  • @AnkokuEvangeline or just watch twilight this probably makes twilight look bearable

  • @transcollege I meant for laguhs, I meant parodies...

    Oh I see where you're going, watching Twilight as a parody? Yeah, that probably could be funny. Maybe adding a drinking game to neutralize the nullodrama qualities ?

  • Those Twillight pieces of shit, can shove that fucking vampire garbage right up their arses...

  • f u rotten tomatoe show

  • 2:23 is exactly what I've been saying!

  • "America, can u please get your shit together"

    That reviewer is my hero!

  • Why do they keep retarded movies like this? It's so fucking stupid!

    Stop wasting money by making spoof movies!!

  • @ThatEpicAsian Only when retarded directors stop wasting money on movies that need to be made fucking fun of.

  • @ThatEpicAsian

    Though if worse came to worst I'd rather watch Vampires Suck. I wouldn't see the movie, but the mere concept itself is enough to make me chuckle. Twitlight needs to be made fun of.

  • *America, can you please get your sh*t together* lol

  • America, please do, get your shit together.

  • lol I love Brett's face after he says "It's a steaming pile of shit."

  • I fucking hate twilight... but this shit is no better

  • im sick of these gay movie parodys

  • oh my god...this mode more than scot pilgrim?!?!?! scot pilgrim was frikin awesum!!

  • @hvkv0000 learn to spell

  • @VelaToNorma7 ooooo....hitting me wer it hurts... my spelling skills!...

  • @hvkv0000 Do you mean "where" it hurts?

  • Hey baldy, could you get YOUR hair together?

  • @IguanaLuvr Lmao.

  • In no way am I supporting the directors or saying this is a great film It wasn't that great, and I understand why people hate it, but this review is really flawed. There was only one fart joke in the whole film and whining about Scott Pilgrim making less money is totally unrelated to offering valid criticisms. Why not whine about Old Dogs making more money than other good films; it got just as bad ratings. Plus, I'm going to be flamed for this, but Vampires Suck did a good job spoofing Twilight.

  • Lawlz. Babcock. 

  • um go see scott pilgrim america.... he isnt lying....

  • 2:29

    RAAAAAAAAAAGE

    YOU FUCKING TEENAGERS RUIN EVERYTHING

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