Hey You Beautiful Bitch! (Jack & Coke Lady)

[cisum1111]

Wow! Very good and so funny! Very talented. I see what you mean . It is all an illusion I guess.

And people die and give their life for it.

Amazing

[GUIDOBRAT]

I didnt realize it was SB at first...dear god what a great chameleon.

[dr175426]

There is a reason you fail at everything in life.

[jdirck]

It did work.

You're so hot.

I want in your pants. :D

[Mikey34549]

Holy crap is that you? Wow your really hot and you manage to make your self look like a door greeter at walmart.

[fericire7]

creepy funny ;)

[unkleronnnie]

lol your crazy i love it

[flowerchildA]

I'm jealous....you're so beautiful, I know, I'm sorry for hating you just because you're so beautiful, the guys are going to knock down your door for all that beauty...oh try shaving your face..it's good for exfoliating too....LOL, this is a riot, thanks for the laugh.

[lockdogz]

We can be a little freaky from time to time.

[WavelengthRose]

My flirtin' skills never got me a real BOY, so if you don't mind, Miss Lizey, i'd like to steal your technique and see if i get me a REAL ASS KICKIN' good time..

[WavelengthRose]

Had to come back for another laugh and ooops, I noticed that I called you Miss Lizzy..sorry, Miss Lazie..come to my salon and I'll pluck them face hairs for free..as far as the dingleberries, I take MasterCard or Visa..

[Quetzie21]

ya...it worked for me and I'm not even a guy. thanks for the tip!!! As for the money send it to me...that will work for...me. thanks, you are effin beautiful. xoxoxo

[WHATevaTV]

"I even got dingleberries" lol, you are hilarious.

[tovasdad]

Dam girl your comedic timing and sense of hummor in the language is bloody amazing i love your work

[klunky]

holy shit, i can almost feel that stubble. i love you!

[sandieblack]

Love you always Klunky!

[mrgionni]

Oh gee, for a minute there I thought it was the new Magibon, ha ha ha :P

[tabascocemtec]

Pues a mi aun me excita viendo como saca su lengua humeda y embarrando tan dulce saliva en esos suaves bigotes woow. mejor le paro sino aqui tendre una situacuin embarazosa en el trbajo LOL.

[Proshka]

hahahahahah

U are so awesome

Love your work

BUT U NEED TO PUT YOUR SHIT ON UR FRONT PAGE MAMA...

loves ya

Proshka

[CaptainRock]

Outrageous! I Love Ya so much!!! Oh...and I love your technique! :D

[sandieblack]

Thank you Captain!

[riverjustin]

you crazy!!!! and I love ya for it:)

[LordTempist]

Welcome to Spammed Videos of the Week!

[jimsottile]

I watched this with a couple buddies on a wide screen TV after a Friday night out. I can attest this is potent vibe kill! - highly recommeded! - Brought 'em back with the Bunions video though :)

[DAWNCB]

that was great..very funny

[willie33040]

The eating scene is too funny. ( ^ _ ^ ) "I wanna know what I can do about all these hairs." lol :)

[Younoit1]

ga-ross

[BeanerLaRue]

i just keep coming back for more!

[johnnymoondog]

LOL ! So do I !

[DawndeeDALLAS]

Ahh .....Old age....Can't wait....hehe

[harleynanda]

Daymn, sugarplum! Wipin' that tongue o' yers round about like that shore put the starch back in mah britches! Hoo-eee!

[OhCurt]

Them flirtin' techniques make my ice cream sammich all runny and melted!

[vick68ce]

hot kiss...MISS LAZIE,thanks....

[VivaldiPaganini]

Hey Tomodachi Sandie, She is your Grandmother!

[johnnymoondog]

"Hair aint a 4 letter word "

[sandieblack]

Hairy ain't a four letter word neither.

[sandieblack]

When Miss Lazie goes to get her hair cut, she asks the barber to cut all of them, not just one.

[johnnymoondog]

Oh yeh ! Sorry. It IS a 4 letter word !

(Sorry ! I momentarily lost the ability to count small numbers ! LOL !)

[forensiceyes]

This was in actuality quite difficult to watch, I'll never be the same I'm afraid.

[sandieblack]

Alexander, you gonna hold Miss Lazie against me? She really would rather be held against you.

[genmama1955]

Hey, I wanna know too cos I'm in the same perdicament as you are. lol

[CarlosOctavian]

Sandie you don't have a man? Well hell I'm on my way!

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie is actually the one who is sooo available. It's not even funny how available she is. And I thought you were hitched. ;-)

[CarlosOctavian]

LOL, for you anythings possible :)

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie is gonna buy a hair laserin' machine and go all out.

[willie33040]

Sandie rocks! Yeah! This is too funny! Great acting! ( ^ _ ^ )

[sandieblack]

Tyvm willie33040. Is that part of your phone number? Miss Lazie was wondering about your digits.

[1000You2b0001]

My wife sucks on her false teeth all of the time. It's so annoying to the grandkids they constantly remind her to stop doing that. HAhaHAhaHAhaHAha!

[sandieblack]

And I bet you find it sexy dontcha! ;-)

[1000You2b0001]

You betcha!

[LilCav68]

I wanna be like her when I grow up..

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie wanted me to let you know that it has been a curse to be so sexy this late in life because men are so intimidated by her.

[jaredknightcom]

YO!

that firtin is real good.

[sandieblack]

yeah, but how good is it..

[jaredknightcom]

so good, that im going to stalk you.

[LordTempist]

When your tongue got really moving there I had this overpowering urge to put my butt against the screen:)

[sandieblack]

I wouldn't do that LordT, the hairs on your behind would probably do a number on your screen. ..

A number 2 if you have dingleberries like Miss Lazie.

[LordTempist]

"Spepal" was the code word for me to comment on your video:) LOL on the video:) Excellent:)

[AishaBeLLA]

Chola gangsta

[Austyg]

funnier than the original

[robtran]

Sandie, you are terrific!! The Lana Chaney of YouTube!!

[sandieblack]

I am ashamed to say I have not seen Lana Chaney, but I shall. Tyvm Robtran.

[Austyg]

total transformation! wow! sandieblack, you're amazing: it's hard to tell it's you! But you know the scary part? That's exactly how you might look like in 50 years. hah hah hah! . . . very funny video.

[sandieblack]

hopefully a little less hairy. ;-)

[bigpinelake12]

i this scared me so bad and how she said her flirts worked good...umm.. ya where those guys on crack and drinking?

[sandieblack]

believe it or not bigpinelak12, Miss Lazie had some phine piece of asses in her day.

[DiariesOfAMadHalfJap]

you said.. " dingle berries "

[sandieblack]

tyvm DiariesofaMHJ - for the kind comment above, and Miss Lazie wants you to know, she doesn't take dingleberries lightly.

[DiariesOfAMadHalfJap]

omg.. sandie girl! that was crazy. I LOVE IT but that whole licking and smacking kind of grossed me out lmao! I LOVE IT.. you rock and such and inspiration.

[TongueAndFootLover]

well that "technique" works just awesome, for me!! LOLOL :)

[sandieblack]

I knew I had you at slurp.

[tjkoz22]

Mizz Lazie,

Sho 'nuff, the boys wur beatin' yore door down, gurl!

[cooksterz]

Momma? i told you to get rid of that 30 yr old robe hahah... Hilarious!

[sandieblack]

That robe is probably in that vicinity. My mother almost trashed it, but I saved it from oblivion.

[bryson55]

works for me...

Sandie, is that really you??

That is some acting.

[sandieblack]

I could prove it, but that would break the 4th wall, and a few mirrors.

[K80Blog]

Ok...I'm straight. Obviously. But this was beyond HOT!

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie might go lexican for you k80! wink wink nudge nudge.

[nabnabnabn]

oh Oo

i mean LMAO

XD

[nabnabnabn]

LMOA XD

[sandieblack]

give Miss Lazie some sugar and some dirhams.

[nabnabnabn]

Oo

ok for dirhams!!!

but im out of sugar!!

how mush she needs O.O?!

[jazsazubca]

I'm scared; is amazing your characterizing don't worry I'm a LOL!!!

[sandieblack]

gracias por pasar por aqui Jaz

[gigiboy23]

this is great!

[sandieblack]

and you have the best 4 second video evar!

[gigiboy23]

haha i did 2 other videos using that character but i kinda hated them so i deleted them XD

[sandieblack]

I loved it, do more, or time to re-load. btw, Miss Lazie likes to say that a lot.

[AishaBeLLA]

I've had to pluck many a hair for Miss Daisy, so much so, I'm going on vacation.

[scottytoohottie123]

lol,love and respect scotty and libby:0)

[bigyiko]

Agreed hehehehe

[sandieblack]

you have no idea.. ;-D

[bigyiko]

Really

[CindyPeress]

scary woman...

[gggnarly]

another dope beaner la rue product.

BEANER FOR PRESIDENT 08

[sandieblack]

I'd love to see a BeanerLaRue Aishabella ticket! yeehaaaaw

[JamesMorlan]

Yooze gotsta go find yoself a real MAN who'll chew them hairs right off yer face for ya. Wit a tongue like 'at, yew oughtta have 'em chasin' yew 'round the BLOCK! Maybe they's just too near-sighted. Maybe ya need ta just git a little CLOSER!! Stick that tongue right in they're FACES! WOOO BABY!!

[sandieblack]

you know, Miss Lazie was saying that the hair could be like dental floss for some caring gentleman. She could get some lovin' and take care of her man's teeth at the same time.

[willie33040]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! OMG! Freakin' Hilarious! ( ^ _ ^ )

[seanieblue]

hilarioso, man magnet indeed. flirting techniques still gonna work 4 ya miss lazie, but whatta you eatin' ? sunflower seeds or caramel popcorn?

[sandieblack]

hey mr blue, that was a very expensive hard candy Miss Lazie was chompin' on.

[oohbabylala]

You do have a rubber face.

[sandieblack]

ya think?

[mikma]

Hey good-looking I used to have this big crush on that Jack & Coke chick. But if you gots lots of money I can forget about her and we can hookup....MIKMA WAS HERE

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie saw that video of how you kissed that picture of Tubegranny, and she has had a lickin' for you ever since.

[tjkoz22]

What a man magnet!

[sandieblack]

u comin' back for more of Miss Lazie ain't u!

[firedean]

Close your eyes and just listen is what i tell people. Let the tounge audio take you wear it wants.

[sandieblack]

Hey FIRE!! Come on baby light Miss Lazie's fire. It is quite sexy ain't it, sounds moist and delicious, just like Tubegranny.

[sms0812]

OMG I'm so glad I watched this!! I have a date tomorrow and I'm SO going to use these amazing techniques! So sensual!! I love it!

XOXO

Suzanne aka Margarita Mary

[FateEternal]

I saw some earlier but just watched the whole thing. gross...gotta get that image outta my head. hahahaha. Date? Ya tryin' to make us jealous? haha

[sandieblack]

Margarita Mary, you hawt bitch you! Miss Lazie loves a mean Margarita too, but she isn't a thespian like you and that Jack n Coke lady, she likes men.

[Blinkazoid]

I can't for the life of me figure out why your methods don't work as good as they used to. It's a good thing you've got plenty of money because asstrolysis doesn't come cheap. It takes a special sort of person to be up for that job. LOL.

[sandieblack]

Blinkazoid, yes, for some reason, Miss Lazie has had a tough time finding volunteers for ass duty as of late, that is why she went to the best advice giver out there, the Jack & Coke Lady. Mz Jack n Coke kicks Dr. Phil's pimply behind every time.

[LIBERALTHNKR]

Yayah, this is my kind of worman!

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie likes Professors.

[newcomposition]

hahah that's great

[MsOpheliaPayne]

ooo weee I loves dem glasses gurl

where can i gets me a pair a dem

[sandieblack]

I thought of you when I saw Miss Lazie granmammie, only she has more facial hair, and yes, her glasses are more bling than yours.

[boobtubious]

You had me at teeth sucking, sexy thing!

[tjkoz22]

Brilliant! LMAO Scary too!

[3rdfavorite]

Miss Lazie oughta git her some of them NADS - yea, fo' sho. Dat's short for GONADS. You suppost to spread some of dat NADS on yo GONADS to get rid of da dingul berry hairs. Um  huh.... Then the mens gonna come round fo' sho.

[sandieblack]

Oooweeee, she gonna try that. Go nads go!

[bnessel1973]

Is it wrong that I spanked it? It is? Sorry.

[sandieblack]

Don't spank monkeys, Miss Lazie will call PETA on your ass.

[gildersniff]

Yeah... I use to hit that.

[sandieblack]

not enough for the likes of Miss Lazie! Gimme more more more!

[rhythm7a]

The twitchin mesmerized me.

You are amazing Ms. B.

[VivaldiPaganini]

WTF she's beautiful lol, Arigatoo! Little SandieBlack

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie loves to say konnichiwa bitches.

[johnnymoondog]

Miss Lazie is what Magibon will look like in 2152.

[sandieblack]

whattayouthink? Hm NWM?? HMMMM?

[sandieblack]

Whatever NWM, I know you have a thing for Miss Lazie. She gives out dried prunes on Halloween, Spencer says they are your favorite.

[cooder70]

Don't know about you, but I'd hit it. Especially if the she can take her teeth out.

[sandieblack]

word on the street is those teeth are made of wood. I said wood.

[spencerbaer]

i bet u could wash a car with that tongue

[sandieblack]

you need a good tongue lashin' for sho from Miss Lazie. Her tongue is much longer when she takes her teeth out.

[badoocee]

You Are Freakin' Funny

[sandieblack]

Tyvm, I think Miss Lazie is hawt.

[spencerbaer]

i swear Im having nightmares tonight

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie tells me she has a thing for you Spencer. She sometimes gets her dominatrix gear on. ;-)

[ladypn]

Poor, poor Reid. You've got them Youtube baby blues real bad, don't you?  Even Miss Lazie is appealing to you? LOL ;)

[sandieblack]

It pisses his son off. lol ;-)

[ladypn]

LOL

[spencerbaer]

u used to be such a hot chick ... WHAH HAPPEN?!

[spencerbaer]

this jest goes to show that beauty is skin deep - but ugliness is clear to the bone

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie always eats raw oysters every night. How'd u know that? I think that is what has her so hornery.

[dancegypsy]

Oh my word. This reminds me of the foolishness I'd sometimes get caught up in, looking in the bathroom mirror, but I'd never IN MY LIFE post it on the internet. ROFL! No one else on earth like you, MsBlack! As bwhahrhr correctly pointed out to me one time, you're not one in a million; you're one in six billion or so.

[sandieblack]

I don't know, Aishabella has got some ticks ;-) I seem to attract folks with them.

[spencerbaer]

there's a difference between flirting and your nervous twitching

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie gets nervous when she thinks you are watching Spencer.

[sandieblack]

could you see my gold teeth?

[spencerbaer]

no wonder nwm likes you - you're starting to look like him

[sandieblack]

the apple don't fall far from the tree Spencer, so I hope you like how me and your father looks.

[spencerbaer]

mostly scary

[spencerbaer]

and scary

[spencerbaer]

U R wacky

[ASAngelo]

Did I ever tell you I have a crush on you?

[sandieblack]

I was first! Must have been Miss Lazie's flirting. It is sooo subtle.

[bluesy13]

You are AWESOME:))))))Peace and Happiness!!!!!

Bluesy

[sandieblack]

Thank you bluesy13, mua!

[ladypn]

Miss Lazie, I'd suggest a little laze-r hair removal. Bet that would help tremendously.

Otherwise, you're a beautiful bitch - take care of the hair - oh and maybe a little Laze-ick surgery for your eyes. Those black rimmed glasses, though sparkly they may be, are hiding your beautiful eye tics.

LOL

[sandieblack]

LOL ladypn! Good ones, I can't even think of a retort to those.

[wildwyckedknight]

I um.. i'm speachless....

Lmao your awesome Sandie. :)

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie could probably find Crocko with her flirting techniques.

[wildwyckedknight]

lol Sandie, I may have to hire Miss Lazie for her Crocko finding (services) then.

[sandieblack]

I bet her and crocko know how to make the same noises when they are chompin' at the bit.

[wildwyckedknight]

I'm sure they do. Let me tell you i've heard noises comming from that pond at night that sent shivers up my spine!

[vick68ce]

SANDIE YOU ARE ALWAYS WONDERFUL..

[sandieblack]

Vick68ce, Vin, Miss Lazie voleva che io ti dica che lei vuole darti un baccio grosso e troppo pericoloso per il tuo cumpleanno! Happy Belated birthday Vincenzo!

[MGAVBRACE]

your one crazy beautiful BEE-ATCH Sandy lol

In a good way of course !!

[shannoncopley]

lol how funny

[sandieblack]

Miss Lazie thinks dingleberries aren't so funny. ;-)

[johnnymoondog]

The DingleBerries were a comedy band in the 70's and they were VERY funny !

[shannoncopley]

lol

[sonicflyingmachine]

This is brilliant Sandie. Seriously, much respect from me. Reminds me of a bullfrog catching flies.

[sandieblack]

Thank you loco. Miss Lazie would love to do a strip tease to your musica.