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  • PAY YOUR ELECTRIC BILL. OR YOUR LIGHTS WILL GO OUT - James Toney 

  • @lairdriver randy rushed in on James foney right from the start, what happened????????????? All of your arguments are shit just stop talking, no style is better than any style, it's about how well an individual person can fight, do some research and quit making yourself look retarded.

  • Change the title, should be Joe Rogan impersonates a Big Mac

  • And if you were sugar ray leonard that doesn't mean you don't make mistakes either, you could trip and fall, maybe step on a curb or anything really, if you plan on protecting yourself the first thing you should know is that anything can happen to anyone at anytime.

  • Every street fight I was in as a youngster .. Ended up both of us rolling around on the ground trying to kill each other . Just my experience . So grappling and jitsu would have been so nice . But I was young and dumb . We must of looked like idiots rolling in the dirt. Everyone has an opinion . If some one grabs you .. Your both going down . Nobody here is sugar ray Leonard .

  • UFC is pretty much a legalized street fight, so therefor James Toney the boxer should've beaten Randy Couture the mixed martial artist, but Randy made him look like a girl, and there's been other boxers to come into MMA, like Marcos Ramirez and Rubin Williams, they both were beaten also, and sure they aren't as good as James Toney, but remember he got smashed too, worse than they did actually, I'm not saying boxing sucks or anything, and I'm not saying kickboxing is the best or wrestling or jiu

  • Lairdriver, you're highly uneducated.

  • @BadBookie515

    I am a Boxer and know plenty about both sports. BJJ and Wrestling do not fair as well as fists in street fights.

  • If it came down to stand up vs stand up in the UFC- James Toney would punch the fucking head off of any USB fighter past or present. Boxers punch way harder then UFC fighters and specialize in delivering maximum power from short distances. Corture got him down - because he knew that was his only option obviously. In a street fight, Boxing still rules supreme. Always has and always will.

  • @lairdriver What would stop Randy doing the same thing in a street fight? You guys make yourselves look so fucking stupid

  • @McGeezle

    BJJ and Wrestle do not translate as well in a street fight. Rushing in on James Toney - who was one of the hardest punching boxers to ever live would be the very definition of retarded. As a Boxer, I have total confidence against a Wrestler. I have some BJJ experience myself. Neither fighter was in their prime.

  • @lairdriver How do they not translate as well

  • @lairdriver I'm a wrestler and, while I recognize the skill it takes to box, 9/10 times when a wrestler fights a pure striker, the wrestler wins. Boxing is meant to work against other people who are boxing. It's not meant to work against people who can duck under, grab your legs, take you to the ground, and pummel your face in. I'm not saying boxing is useless, but it translates just as poorly in a street fight as any art.

  • I've always wondered how well MMA translates into street fighting. For strikers, their skills could potentially be limited by the amount of space they have to move. I wrestled when I was younger, but for folk style at least, several takedowns go out the window as you really don't want to power dive onto asphalt going for a single/double. I guess for BJJ, the problem is multiple assailants or people power slamming you onto concrete while trying to get out of a submission.

  • @atownlefttrain

    You've just said it. The standup aspects translate to street encounters much better than the ground game does, simply because the ground is a dangerous place to be when there are more then likely multiple assailants or glass on the ground etc, not to mention you have no idea if they have a weapon, pull guard and get stabbed in the ribs.

    On the other hand, proficient strikers would annihilate most on comers, and still be able to bail at any given moment.

  • @atownlefttrain In my experience, it translates well, Judo, Muay Thai and BJJ are the best combo for street fighting. Why? Muay Thai, you have clinch work and striking. That's necessary. Judo, you have good throws. And BJJ, well, you have the submissions and GnP. I mean, I have a BJJ and Muay Thai background, and I've gotten into my fair share of fights. All of which besides two (I KO'd one and Kimura'd the other) ended with me choking them out. A little technique goes a long way.

  • Joe is the opposite of funny

  • Bruce Lee was an actor not a fighter. He never fought competitively at a serious level. No competition means all legend no substance. Sorry Bruce Lee fans.

  • @freespeechisataste bruce was the first mixed martial artist and there was no sport that fit his skill set back then. so first he taught, then he did exhibitions, then finally he acted. he brought asian martial arts to the western mainstream and every mma fighter and fan should be greatful because he help pave the way for mma today. btw, bruce had many real street fights throughout his life, mainly because people (like you) doubted his real ability, they found out that bruce was the real deal!

  • @slimithy12 I have no problem with any of this and I wouldnt do well in a fight with him..for what that's worth. Against an authentic fighter Bruce would have been embarressed and he and his people knew that

  • @freespeechisataste back then or now?

  • JOE LOUIS had a six inch punch.

  • Power of Anonymous=ITS TIME TO FIGHT BACK

  • bruce lee had a 0inch punch all he did was flex his hand and he could burst your insides without leaving a mark on your skin

  • @THISISNIDDY

    I dont know if youre kidding... lolol

  • @calebandstef yeah im just kidding lol

  • Man, Toney's fat!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Joe "go go plata" wants to slurp Toney's tit sweat!

  • Terrible impersonation, I could actually understand it!

  • @SonnyTheWhiteDwarf Everybody loves james toney lmao

  • toney would ko lee prime v prime boxing rules mmgay drules

  • ahahaahhahahahahahhaha

  • lmao he sound like him

  • he's just punch drunk lol. still a funny impersonation..

  • lol sounds just like him hahahhahaha

  • Sounds like an insult and a compliment all rolled up in one

  • i like joe rogans podcasts but the other guys he chats with on the podcasts are real boneheads.

  • @Stoogemeister420 - they add to the flavor of that little solar system of great comedy present & future biatch!

  • @Stoogemeister420 So the various MMA fighters he's had on (including Bas Rutten), Eddie Bravo, Joey Diaz, Steve-O, Duncan Trussel, Tom Green etc etc are all boneheads? You can simply throw them all in the same category as if they all bring the exact same topic of conversation and personality? What a dumb comment..

  • come on joe you can give a better impersonation

  • Where was the impersonation

  • @TheBalkanBoi the begining u moron. 

  • @lordofkronos I was just joking haha

  • @TheBalkanBoi oh good one, your really funny. you should open up for joe rogan on his stand up tour. im sure the audience will love this joke.

  • @lordofkronos hey thanks for the advice I'll keep that in mind

  • James Toney maybe shouldnt have had that BURGER KING!!

  • JAMES TONY VS KEN SHAMROCK watch

  • lol I thought the weed I was smoking had me thinking 6" punch? thats not so hard to do. all these years I have been fucking around trying to 1" punch people.

  • randy the natural destroyed toney, in case anyone was wondering

  • James Toney does not speak that clear..

  • @spirello2

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awesome comment.

  • @spirello2 It's called brain damage.

  • @EmeraldIsleStar i tink youll find that nothing except a gun would work in that situation.MMA if you are good at it is best against 1 attacker but you need to understnd te difference between sport and street.

  • @SonnyTheWhiteDwarf Bob Sapp would be the favorite but hes such an idiot lmao and probly wouldnt take it to the ground and get tko'ed by tony standing (and he would probly gass round 2) what do you think :)?

  • what a hack! MMA lovers laugh about Toney tapping out. I wish this guy would tap out on stage.He's terrible. Only thing ppl like about his comedy is him ranting on hecklers.Guess what? You wouldn't have as many hecklers if you didn't suck so much. N he doesn't even embarass them. He just yells louder.

  • @NextWorldApparel agreed bro. guys a total penis.

  • @NextWorldApparel That's actually the thing I like least about his comedy.....what are you doing when you wrote that comment? Think about it...sometimes it's better to just shut up.

  • @SonnyTheWhiteDwarf yeah me to lmao he reminds of Bob Sap !

  • god.! i fucking hate JOE fake Rogan!!!

  • @gman195 So you search out videos with him in them?

  • He's now a fat tub of lard that does nothing but talk shit and say stupid things but besides that he's a pretty good boxer

  • @SonnyTheWhiteDwarf...agreed. If Toney is good for something it's entertainment lol.

  • @EmeraldIsleStar ok then we have already seen mma wins in mma. and in a street fight im tired of people saying in the streets you will just use a gun or knife or more than one person ok let me reword it in an actual fight no guns or knives or more than one person even if biting and eye gauging are allowed the mma guy would probably win just saying

  • @EmaraldIsleStar Yes thats why he's in MMA-Its obviously where his talent and skillset is best suited and not limited to a specialist skill.@AintDoneYet123 those issues were resolved many years ago-ergo untrue!

  • lol all this MMA vs boxing bullshit. I'm a medical student so I'll explain it this way. MMA is like the GP or the Emergency Specialist of the fight world, jack of all trades and master of none. They CANT be master of one because if they do they compromise the other, e.g. you cannot be a great boxer if you are a MMA fighter because you have to watch for take downs of your lead left foot etc. Boxing is like a hand specialist.

    That's it folks - that's all there is too it.

  • @rathaunike thats why mma fighters need to focus on one thing cuz its not that hard to stop takedown from average mma wrestlers, if a good boxer can keep it standing he will win thats what i think cuz most mma fighters are average at everything

  • buce lee buce lee loooooool

  • @d3sire4fire How is boxing more skilled when modern MMA requires skill,both offensively and defensively, on a variety of punches,knees,elbows,kicks,tak­edowns and submissions? It doesnt mean boxing is a lesser sport but it does mean that MMA combatants are more complete/skilled as overall fighters-ie more effective rather than neccessarily more aesthetically pleasing.K J Noons has boxed with an 11-2 record and is an MMA guy.Best to get rid of the biases.I enjoy both sports-more fun that way.

  • @d3sire4fire You're forgetting that MMA is everybody's world. It allows you to come in and prove that you have what it takes, it doesn't take someone from a completely different martial art and take away their tools. Nobody took anything away from Toney in that fight - he was allowed to use the tools he's mastered over many years. That's why it makes no sense at all for anyone to say 'he should go and box Toney under boxing rules'. MMA is the most open-to-everyone style of fighting.

  • @MrBThatsMe WORD

  • @MrBThatsMe I am an MMA fan, but it favors defencive wrestlers.

  • @one4455 It can do, but the reality is that in MMA, the most well rounded fighters are the ones that MMA 'favours'. IE. Chael Sonnen getting triangled in the last few seconds of a 25minute defensive wrestling match.

  • @MrBThatsMe open to everyone, heavily heavily slanted for grapplers, no matter how ugly and/or boring..

  • @MrBThatsMe Boxing is the best sport. period.

  • @crawford8991 if you happen to be retarded.

  • @crawford8991 Everyone is welcome to an opinion..

  • @MrBThatsMe lol you are allowed to take down in mma, not in boxing, there so many differences i dont know how this got top comment that other dude must have been a real asshole.

  • @thegreenbastard42011 You completely missed the point I was making, in that James Toney wasn't told that he can't use his boxing, or his foortwork, or basically any of the skills he's mastered over his career. If an MMA fighter steps into a boxing ring, he's stripped of his ability to use the majority of his tools other than punching. It's not about which sport is better, I was simply pointing out that a wrestler (Randy) Vs a Boxer (Toney) only makes any sense in MMA.

  • @MrBThatsMe yes but that same boxer is stripped of a whole game plan. its two different beasts. a boxer with time has a good chance in a mma ring , but six months isnt long enough. give randy six months of pure boxing and he wouldnt touch a lousy fighter let alone toney. i guess what it comes down to is. toney has a big mouth but wont back down.

  • He's so dumb he don't even know the correct amount of inches.

  • LMAO!

  • Yeah it's actually a one inch punch that bruce lee did

  • say it 2 his face rogan u pussy,god i fucking hate u ur all mouth

  • @jimbo69secret he prolly would say ist to his face...hes a black belt in thaikwando(idk how to spell it) and a brown belt in brazilian jui jitsu

  • @jimbo69secret Joe Rogan would probably kick James Toney's ass harder than Couture did. Couture fought the safe way but Rogan would probably do some ground and pound.

  • @ terry MMA.....Wut bout ur boy tim silva against Old ass ray mercer SMMFH

  • HAHAAHAH THE END IS JOKES

  • James would murder Rogan

  • @jmarra07 no he wouldnt koe rogan is a brown belt in jiu jitsu he would submit toney easily. get your facts in order bro

  • @JustScrap1996 u think rogan can shoot like randy, toney would fuck him up

  • @JustScrap1996 bro (lool gay) u think koe rogan(lool gay again) can shoot like randy, toney would kill him

  • @ChrisAtWar93 toney has no wrestling i could take him down and so could joe rogan who also has a black belt in tae kwon do which isnt the best martial art for mma but has some good tecniques like the turning side kick. do some research before you try to tell me about mma

  • @JustScrap1996 haha well done u watched a video of him doing a spinning back kick, loool how big ia joe compared to toney and joe would be shitting himself coz of who his fighting which would affect him and just coz u can ( i have no idea who u are, so u might be a crzy wrestler) doesnt been joe can. and watch some of toneys highlights before u tell me a small man with no wrestling training could beat him, u tuf cunt.

  • @ChrisAtWar93 you realize who he trains with? gsp eddie bravo and other people anybod can shoot a low single and they are almost impossible to avoid if you dont see it coming and especially if you have never wrestled before like toney. its mma not boxing. if im boxing james toney, im pissing my pants, if im fighting an mma bout with james toney im confident that i can take him down and submit him.

  • @JustScrap1996 go watch some more utube videos u clearly have no idea of what ur talking about

  • @ChrisAtWar93 youtube videos will do nothing do you train mma? do you do boxing, kickboxing, muay thai, wrestling, and jui jitsu? i do, you probably get all ur info off the internet.

  • @JustScrap1996 ur the one claiming tht rogan trains with gsp and tlking about spinning back kicks loool ive seen tht video, u think tht gsp a pro fighter is going to have joe rogan trianing with him, you think greg jackson goes " i need a sparring partner for gsp i go call joe rogan", rogan has a job as the ufc commentator so when is he flying to new mexico to trian or canada and eddie always says his shit at wrestling your a fucking idiott and with ever response it only proves it more.

  • @ChrisAtWar93 i forgot you knew everything about the guy you should have told me. i hope one day i can be as cool as you and put cool videos of xbox on youtube. hahaahhahahhaha you're a loser.

  • @JustScrap1996 haha i win then cheers.

  • @jmarra07 are u for real? joe rogan wud make toney his bitch! get a clue

  • poor joe is butthurt that james dissed ufc lllol

  • @TheF455 how could rogan be pissed at james toney? he got obliterated by couture.

  • @TheF455 lots of people "diss" things they arent good at, why would that make joe angry?

  • If you look at the old videos, it does look more like 6".

  • lol

  • C'mon Cornell90... maybe you should get off your lazy ass & go do some training, stop being a couch expert. If you trained, you would respect ALL fighters. It's not easy to cross over from Boxing to MMA, & it's not easy to cross over from MMA to Boxing.

    DURR!!!

  • @Igochopyourdollar You didnt listen to me. however I didnt mean "nobody likes boxing" literally i assumed you would realise that without making it a number but ay nobody is perfect.

  • Silva tried boxing and was awful you need another world class level of skills to be a top boxer and silva tried and failed, thats why he gets his living from UFC now, getting bossed around by some wee arshhole bald fat guy who thinks hes hard.

  • Andre Arlovski wants to be a pro boxer hes training with Freddie Roach. Anderson Silva wants to box Roy Jones Jr. Silva has already competed in pro fights.

  • hahahahahaha

    

  • Whether you love him or hate him, James Toney stepped up. I don't see any MMA fighters trying to step into a Boxing ring, with the exception of Nick Diaz, because they know they'll get knocked the fuck out. Toney stepped up, & even if it was just for a paycheck... give the man some credit for stepping into the cage!!!

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  • @stillonparolee What the fuck? Your "question" makes absolutely no sense.

  • @PhukAdvertisements Nobody likes boxing anymore exepc the old generation. Andrei Avrloski or however you write it is going boxing how about that? MMA is the future as they say.

  • @PhukAdvertisements no credz to him, sry.. you cant step up to boxing if you into mma.. u will only step down

  • @Cornell90 Um, okay.

  • Look at the tits on this all tak bitch negro !

  • trololololol

  • almost as good as my toney impression. but mine needs subtitles

  • dats eddie bravo is this joe rogan podcast

  • Perfect impression

  • LOL, funny ass impression.

  • @SonnyTheWhiteDwarf lol. i highly respect toney's dedication to stalking dana white and talking trash until he got a fight in the ufc, even if he got his ass beat.

  • This is so bullshit UFC commentator keepi building James Toney up its bollocks he's not been in shape for at least 15 yrs he doesn't represent boxing its bollocks.

  • @springbox1982 I agree that Toney is nowhere near as good shape as he was like 10 years ago, but who is? Aging sucks bro, but it happens. I agree with Rogan though, Toney could give you a mean shiver with only a 3 inch punch, he still has heavy heavy hands. lol but Couture did fuck him up pretty good.

  • @WashagoAce I don't think couture fucked him up he just submitted him quickly and it was boring and predictable, it not a true boxer against a mma fighter if it was get rid of the cage!! Toney shouldn't even be a heavyweight he doesn't take his trainning seriously and tell me who he has knocked out who was decent in years??

  • @springbox1982 couture fucked him up

  • @lskandarr Andison Silvia fucked Forrest Griffen up getting someone in a submission is not fucking someone up. Don't try and get smart!!!

  • @springbox1982

    Yes it is.

    Dont be stupid.

  • throu fuck joe rogan all he can do is talk smack on everybody

  • fuck joe rogan

    

  • I've been hit with a one inch punch by Grandmaster William Cheung.

    I had a thin pad against my chest and it still hurt.

    Also knocked me back about 6 feet.

    True story, tell a friend.

  • @firecrakka and when william cheung fought emin boztepe (2 wing tsun ''grandmasters'') they ended up in a wrestling fight on the ground, taken out of a schoolyard. none of their fancy techniques were used

    true story. and unlike your story, you can watch this on youtube for proof

    what do u want to say?

  • @MuayThaiViking

    I'm not sure why you are telling me this, but cool story bro.

    Oh... and pop this into your youtube search bar and smoke it.... "One Inch Punch William Cheung"

  • @firecrakka yes or no, have you seen the fight between william and emin? they are both supposed to be among the best in that art, how can you explain that the only REAL fight with those guys looked like 2 kids?

    i dont care about fancy techniques like the one you posted. if the man cant even use it in a fight (which he clearly couldnt vs emin), then whats the point?

    bottom line is that in the only real fight we can see with william, he got taken down by someone who sucks at grappling

  • @MuayThaiViking

    Where did I say it was effective in a fight?

    Why do you feel the need to explain yourself to me?

    Did I ask for your breakdown of effective techniques?

    I get it, you don't like this style... thats cool.

    Hate it all you like, makes no difference to me.

    Meanwhile he has schoiols all over the planet with 1000's of students.

    So I'm guessing you not being interested won't really matter much in the grand scheme of things.

    P.S. Cheung is 22years older then Boztepe.

  • @firecrakka when u start talking about nonsense ''masters'' in an MMA video, people will respond. dont feel offended because some people are speaking the truth :) have a good day!

  • @MuayThaiViking

    That is the name he goes by you snapperhead.

    I wasn't making a claim...

    Otherwise I would call him the Supreme Grand Sifu Master of the Universe, Ruler of all Martial Arts yadda yadda yadda....

    I'm not offended in the slightest, as I said in my comment, makes no difference to me.

    The fact you think I'm offend by your nonsense leads me to believe you are nothing but another shit talking youtube troll trying to act like an expert when nobody gives a shit.

    Getdafuckouttahere!

  • @firecrakka no reason to take it personal buddy. calm down :)

  • @MuayThaiViking

    Not taking it personal, merely laughing at your continued non-understanding of the conversation.

  • @firecrakka i clearly hit a soft spot. keep barking pls!

  • @MuayThaiViking

    Haha, you're funny. Do you play dead and roll over too?

  • @MuayThaiViking ... at least the Wing-Chun guy won! ha ha.

  • xD hahahahahah I couldnt stop laughin when the vid was finished. trust dana to go "bruce lee had 1 inch punch" Toney is a fucken douchebag. lol

  • Bruce Lee owned. That's right it was a one inch punch. where did he get 6 inch-punch from? :S

  • lol sounds jus like him

  • which episode is this?

  • @GabrielPFoulkes his birthday podcast...probably the best podcast...coco diaz kept saying 'its time for a word from our sponser...the flesh light' hahaha

  • cant stand this unfunny cunt joe fear factor rogan who told this retard hes funny?

  • @lynchy4664 then fuck off fagg why are you even watching

  • cant stand this fucking retard unfunny cunt joe fear factor rogan 

  • Rogan is a scumbag. He stayed quit when he was talking to Toney and now he's making fun of him. Typicam MMA skinhead moron

  • @PabLooDess AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA what the fuck are talking about!!?? XD

  • @PabLooDess Your argument makes no sense. Theres nothing that qualifies Rogan as a scumbag. You sound like a typical scumbag moron.

    @lynchy4664 and you have no sense of humor, this guy is fuckin hysterical.

  • James Tapsout Phoney

  • @TerryMMA85

    LOL.

    James 'Tits out' Tubby.

  • @TerryMMA85 More like James "Flailsout" Phoney.

  • @TerryMMA85 randy bareback couture

    the gay cowboy from mega man anal mma

    he put jt on his back and then grinded jt for a full 4 min non stop

    bareback later stated that it was the best anal ever

  • @TerryMMA85 I'd like to see any MMA bum try to fight him on a boxing match, or any pro boxer for that matter. Even Couture said they'd have no chance, so stfu

  • @mrsexsymbol well lets see a mma guy vs james tony in an actual fight tony would have no chance so stfu

  • @TerryMMA85 Awesomeness lol

  • HAHAHA 2 inches of HAARD DICK!!!

  • lmfao...id really love to see half of these ppl say the shit they do to joes face....u scronny fucks would get twisted up by joe rogan....do some research dudes before you talk shit about joe...hed wreck each and every one of you guys..and then humiliate you with some words too....lmfao!

  • dumb niggers

  • @FabulousZero THATS WHAT IM SAYING

    ummm....

  • asshole

  • lol

    0:27

    at the end:

    He got it wrong though.

    Bruce Lee had a 1 inch punch.

    HAHAHA

  • james the fat nigga phoney