watching auctioneers onstage can be one of the greatest experiences one can have. they totally command your attention by their energy, gestures and dynamic voice. I wish I could speak like them. Simply fascinating.
This is going to be my job full time after i grad. from high school. I curently work at a local auction companey here in Jamestown, NY, as an Assistant Auctioneer.
@jscullysmail an auctioneer who just says what the bid is at is kinda boring, the southern style of auctions adds rhythm to the bidding. The faster the bids come in the faster the rhythm, which increases the excitement in the auction house, which gets people to bid more because its fun like gambling
someone who makes more money get more pussy that you. what the fuck are you, I would guess your a clerk somewhere.... making $10 an hour. I am not even a cowboy, you just sound like a dumbfuck, probably got your ass beat by a cowboy too.! good day to ya faggot.
This is very entertaining .. this really does constitute a novelty comic clip, more than anything else. If only we & all other people outside the good ol US of A could understand what the jerks are actually saying. If ever there was a unique 'american' laughable phenomenon .. this has got to be it. Blah, blah, gibbety-gabbildy, wiggedly-wobblety-woobah, bong-gong, goo-gah, fifty-dolla, sixty-dolla, wanna-walla, a-beep-bopaloobah ... and the gentleman in the top hat wins the bid !!
when the world ends, and i mean the last few seconds of the human race reflecting on all it's past highs and lows, i hope this video is played on a jumbo-tron for the world to witness
The poster's comment was rude, but the auction chant is perfectly clear to the bidders: it's a different "language", but the bidders can understand it effortlessly.
Why the heck would they make contestants hold microphones? All the auctioneers I know use headsets, and being able to use both hands makes a huge difference.
I agree with the Rowlan Hill. There aren't that many auctioneers whose chant is almost like a song anymore. If you listen to old recordings of tobacco auctioneers, a lot of them had their own way of "singing" that was just as distinct as each engineer's style of blowing the locomotive's whistle. Too bad more auctioneers don't go for that style. I love listening to it.
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its not about the chant is about how clearly you say your numbers and your counting!being a good autioneer has nothing to do with the speed and chant is your counting and keeping track!
10 ta 10!!!
shizot 2 weeks ago
Busts rhymes rivals
AmericanRattlesnake 2 weeks ago
Country.
Temnayamolniya 1 month ago
gigity gigity goo
beefyjerkylol 1 month ago
theres no way i could do that job
pyramidhead138 2 months ago
Kevin O'Callaghan, what happened?
easkateripper 2 months ago
So this is how eBay works xD
urmom8008135 2 months ago
my favorite is the last guy!:)
friends4eva229 2 months ago
add sick lyrics instead of numbers, best fast rappers ever
KickAssSamurai 2 months ago
dang-ol' auctioneer'n' main, ai'll tell ya what...
xbjohnson 3 months ago
watching auctioneers onstage can be one of the greatest experiences one can have. they totally command your attention by their energy, gestures and dynamic voice. I wish I could speak like them. Simply fascinating.
SugarKatie 3 months ago
Mmmmm bop, you can't stop
speedstealer14 3 months ago
eminem... is the white eminem.
AWxkdoo 3 months ago
He's the white Eminem.
bluegiant888 4 months ago
Geeze, my dad used to take me to auctions when I was a kid in nowheresville Ohio. The auctioneers sounded JUST like this.
iamlucasking 4 months ago
Russell moravec won that hands down!
orgochemist 4 months ago
this is better than stand up comedy
goldmagistrate 4 months ago
I love Bones Thugs.
WombatBitch 4 months ago
I saw this in neuroscience class :o
chickenpede 4 months ago
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle!
TheKonebred 5 months ago
very funny! great!
AuctionLot 6 months ago
What criteria do they judge this by? Is it just speed or clarity as well?
Nomoreidsleft 6 months ago
Bryan Knox sounded like the fastest, but Rowlan Hill had rhythm that almost sounded like he was singing.
KingPun 8 months ago 3
@Brejka funny stuff man, nearly hit the floor with laughter!! \m/
Alivallhalla 8 months ago
so many different styles of auctioning.
balbarith45 10 months ago
im scared helpp meeee
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montyamoraa 1 year ago
I dream of the day this will replace American Idol.
Archangel3583 1 year ago 3
... I'm a Scatman!
Brejka 1 year ago 8
He's got real hip-hop name
C.D. "Butch" Booker.
NLPsucks 1 year ago
rowlan hill sounds like my mom
rivalaimbot 1 year ago 12
you cant even understand them. haha
ctillylace 1 year ago
boom digga boom boom be boom bah be, boom boom digga bee boom bah bee bee 10, 20, give me plenty,
viralcode 1 year ago 4
This is going to be my job full time after i grad. from high school. I curently work at a local auction companey here in Jamestown, NY, as an Assistant Auctioneer.
intelcore2duo43 1 year ago
Lol @ 2:21 bepiddy bop bepiddy bop bepiddy bop bepiddy bop boppidy boppidy 95 now 100 now 100 bepiddy bop bepiddy bop bepiddy bop bepiddy bop boppidy boppid 100 dollars where? bepiddy bop bepiddy bop bepiddy bop!
terrorizer805 1 year ago 12
lmfao. They're not saying anything.
angelfuree 1 year ago
Yeeeeeehhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! lol
HeckaGay6795 1 year ago
My father is an auctioneer.
TheOwl1970 1 year ago
the first guy sounds like he was singing the macarena.
HunyKyr 1 year ago
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What a dumb shit career. Who grows up to be this. what the fuck
jscullysmail 2 years ago
@jscullysmail idk why people thumbs downed your shit. i agree with you. their failure at life is hilarious as fuck
kmart1303 2 years ago
@jscullysmail an auctioneer who just says what the bid is at is kinda boring, the southern style of auctions adds rhythm to the bidding. The faster the bids come in the faster the rhythm, which increases the excitement in the auction house, which gets people to bid more because its fun like gambling
bwoodtn 2 years ago
@bwoodtn
Its not fun like gambling
colekrieger69 1 year ago
Someone who makes more money than you and probably works less than you!
bill33john 2 years ago
who wants to be a cowboy pussy retard though?
jscullysmail 2 years ago
someone who makes more money get more pussy that you. what the fuck are you, I would guess your a clerk somewhere.... making $10 an hour. I am not even a cowboy, you just sound like a dumbfuck, probably got your ass beat by a cowboy too.! good day to ya faggot.
bill33john 2 years ago
hahah someones gotta a boner for cowboys...and I think he's got to first names!!
jscullysmail 2 years ago
or a middle name - idk! you are to dumb to insult.!
bill33john 2 years ago
nice comback ricky bobby
jscullysmail 2 years ago
Jim Fox would own these suckas.
Chexxum 2 years ago
Excellent video! Subscribed. Be sure to check out my short documentary about the wonderful world of auctioneer.
plnajvar 2 years ago
This is very entertaining .. this really does constitute a novelty comic clip, more than anything else. If only we & all other people outside the good ol US of A could understand what the jerks are actually saying. If ever there was a unique 'american' laughable phenomenon .. this has got to be it. Blah, blah, gibbety-gabbildy, wiggedly-wobblety-woobah, bong-gong, goo-gah, fifty-dolla, sixty-dolla, wanna-walla, a-beep-bopaloobah ... and the gentleman in the top hat wins the bid !!
colindominy 2 years ago
Laughable...until you realize how much money is passing hands per unit time at some of these auctions.
filthyphillyboy 2 years ago 4
"If only we & all other people outside the good ol US of A could understand what the jerks are actually saying."
Go to any youtube search box and type in :
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck
( Clip from the Werner Herzog film documentary)
Then go to 2min 11sec
filthyphillyboy 2 years ago
fuckin a
ReaperAHHH 2 years ago
im Canadian, and I understand it perfectly...
bmmuir 2 years ago
wicked .... staright mc*ing business !!!!
bong0bong0 2 years ago
I dont know which is sadder, the fact that they actally have a championship for auctioneers, or that i decided to play this vid....
XvxBERSERKxvX 2 years ago
when the world ends, and i mean the last few seconds of the human race reflecting on all it's past highs and lows, i hope this video is played on a jumbo-tron for the world to witness
stevieb89 2 years ago 4
lol'd really hard
Rowlan Hill = a county song 8x faster
Bryan Knox = the ultimate raggaman
5*
tomacampi 2 years ago 2
wheres quagmire?
ohhrichie 2 years ago 29
lol
mjy913 2 years ago
I like at 2:00 and the brotha at he end cuz he's got that rhythm!
firehotmedic23 2 years ago 2
2:00 FUCKIN GOD DAMN AWESOME!!!!
Colby9817 3 years ago
These guys would beat the shit outta those people at Sotheby's
KakashiBallZ 3 years ago
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they can take me on any time - clarity is the name of game in auctioneering hence I work for sotheby's and these jokers don't
againsttheroom 2 years ago
funny though, I don't see your face or chant on this vid....
bmmuir 2 years ago
The poster's comment was rude, but the auction chant is perfectly clear to the bidders: it's a different "language", but the bidders can understand it effortlessly.
filthyphillyboy 2 years ago
crazy. saw many MCs, but Auctineers are the sickest of all
QuertrGTRR 3 years ago
FUCK YEA!
sensoryhouse 3 years ago
We are very proud of rural America. God speed.
joeasmythe 3 years ago
Fuck off wanker. God Speed
eaxnitro 2 years ago
wtf
WeAreOneB 3 years ago
I'll bet these guys practice by tickling their balls with a feather.
bradvolk3 3 years ago
It's the white man's hip hop
curtisunit 3 years ago 60
Why the heck would they make contestants hold microphones? All the auctioneers I know use headsets, and being able to use both hands makes a huge difference.
ericarmstrong1 3 years ago
I agree with the Rowlan Hill. There aren't that many auctioneers whose chant is almost like a song anymore. If you listen to old recordings of tobacco auctioneers, a lot of them had their own way of "singing" that was just as distinct as each engineer's style of blowing the locomotive's whistle. Too bad more auctioneers don't go for that style. I love listening to it.
CaptainCannibas 3 years ago 3
bryan knox won
he was the last guy to auction in this video
MustangMatt13 3 years ago
budabudabbudarbuda 5 budabbudarbrbr, digittydiggity, 10 diggity buddybuddybuddy 15!!!!
lustreboy 3 years ago 2
rofl! XD
lilmace49 3 years ago
who won?
tpr1648 3 years ago
There are competitions for this...?
WOW. AWESOME.
unpwnntent 3 years ago
rowland hill's was awesome
soalbert 3 years ago
Rowlan Hill had the better chant
BarneyFife82 3 years ago 3
I couldn't agree with you more. Rowlan is about as smooth as it comes...
byronbina 3 years ago 3
Rowlan Hill sounds like he's singing
rasputinsghost 3 years ago
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its not about the chant is about how clearly you say your numbers and your counting!being a good autioneer has nothing to do with the speed and chant is your counting and keeping track!
BNSF14 3 years ago
rowlan hill should have won, he had the best chant and easy to understand
lightbuy3 3 years ago 2