My Homemade Paper & Cardboard Weighted Companion Cube

[drummerthing2]

I'm a pretty big papercraft fanatic... so... I'm not impressed. I'd be slightly impressed if you would have put on the detailed parts, though. A 5 year old can print out colored paper and fold it into a cube.

[blackopps2000]

you most really like portal

[thepivotfan776]

O_O You should sell these, you'd make millions.

:D

[TheJessejester]

@sariouso xD

[thecakeisalie2345167]

Dude, that's sweet.

[TheRmbomo]

Please escort your weighted companion cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator. [Tosses paper and cardboard one in, paper burns and smoke goes up] You did it... Wait, that was a fake one, the smoke has turned off the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid. Please escort your REAL one. "No."

[SnootsDwagon]

I made one... but discovered I had to then burn it before I could open my front door. Not sure what happened there, but getting really suspicious of the green gas coming out of my bathtub nozzle...

[THEHmuwantmore]

SELL THESE!!!!!!!!!!!

[HyperShadic89]

I made one of those.. It stabbed me and i had to burn it.

[Icu282]

@Zetaphor you wrote portals instead of portal in description.

[302f150]

PORTAL! NOT PORTALS! GIVE ME BACK MY COMPANION CUBE NON BELIEVER

[IrkinWarrierKirt]

I remember making a weighted companion cube. I filled it with clay so it was actually weighted XD

(i still have it as a great paperweight)

[funnyglitch]

How could you actually make it "weighted?" I don't want it to blow away every other second...

[DanTheeMan]

Where can I buy the game Portals? Is that Portal 2 misspelled?

[ryanw2ooo]

@DanTheeMan

Theres two Portal games. Portal, and Portal2. But theres also one for Xbox360 Arcade called Portal: Still Alive.

[DanTheeMan]

@ryanw2ooo I know about Portal 1, 2, and even Still Alive. But where's Portals! I've never heard of Portals and I can't find it online.

[ryanw2ooo]

@DanTheeMan The game "Portals" Dosent Exist.

[DanTheeMan]

@ryanw2ooo Why would the movie creator lie? Lying is a sin! He says the Companion Cube is from Portals!

[ryanw2ooo]

@DanTheeMan

It must have been a typo.

[Icu282]

@DanTheeMan Portal not Portals

[Icu282]

@ryanw2ooo Portal not Portals

[ryanw2ooo]

@Icu282 I ment to say "Portals"...

[BigBoss2014]

ye i got one of these in opmuk too, nice going

[AJspartan]

Throw it into a furnace or fire place. Do it you won't

[goodtimesgofast22]

so can i get a tutorial?

[ThatN00bGamer]

so, i see your filming with a calculator

[hazedwhite]

@ThatN00bGamer doesnt everyone????

[SuperTurdles]

The enrichment center reminds you that your aperture science weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you. In the event that it does, please ignore it.

[bigpep55]

Did it threaten to stab you?

[magicalrubixdude]

IT'S JUST NOT HIM! D; or is it a her?

[MysticWarLord]

Nice dude I like your companion cube :P

[Alloraptor97]

OMG, THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE WILL NEVER THREATEN TO STAB YOU! *gets stabbed by companion cube*

[imafirindalazor]

you forgot the KNIFE!

[SuperSmashRay]

Not-So-Weighted Companion Cube :P

[AstralPossibilities]

23 was so bored that they clicked on a video knowing exactly what it was, saw that it was exactly what it seemed, but then decided to dislike it. LOL

[LuffysLilSis321]

This was a triumph.......that was a joke haha fat chance...

lol couldn't help it:)

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

the weighten companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact, cannot speak *shot for being the 303 person to post a comment about this.

[PipeCleanerVideos787]

non- weighted companion cube?

[hatecrystal]

Well done, android.

[Jak3Mac]

Why did you get to keep yours when i had to burn mine??? RAGE!

[thedemonslayer51]

@Jak3Mac BROOKLEN RAGE!!! XD you'd get it if you saw yu-gi-oh the abriged series. =)

[ebaum2220]

I hacked Minecraft and made one of the blocks a Companion Cube :D

[FragBashers]

@ebaum2220 i would make a diamod block a companion cube, ack it into my worlds and put it in a shrine :P

[thedemonslayer51]

@ebaum2220 THAT IS... AWSOME!!!!! =D

[mckryall]

CUBEY!!!!!! YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lucario128]

I guess you could call it a... Paper Weight!

*badum chss*!

[grand9336]

your weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you <3

[mustachio31]

Pretty cool, but not hard to make just make the print online and fold it up.

[tabbieLuv14]

u didint make it u used $ and got it off the internet u liar

[Kiara41]

@tabbieLuv14 Obvious troll is obvious. Look, just Google search "Companion Cube Papercraft" and you'll see that there is indeed a way to make the cube and not buy it. And get your foot out of your mouth, for christ's sake.

[noname4422]

the game is called portal

[TheKarlProductions]

I wouldn't make a turret, incinerator or GLaDOS pepercuts if I have a companion cube!

[Axle9117]

instruction please

[drmario711]

unfortunately you can not go on with you companion cube and must be paper shredded

[tyab87]

I can teach you guys how to make one! Open the wads of portal on Hammer or any program that lets you see wads, take print screens and paste them 6 times on a image editing program. Now arrange the 6 on a cross and print them. Now bend it in the shape of a cube. Done :D

[metaitachi]

I made one too. But my laptop convinced me to throw it into my fire place. Why, oh, why did i ever do that...

[clingmarbleprod]

im going to make one then put it in my fireplace.....NO WTF AM I SAYING......i love it and care for it and we will have a good time then ill rape it up the ass and---- ....actually ill just stick with the fire

[usedtobeemo]

I saw this before, in fact, I have it. Ur funny, trying to pass it off as your own. I know you printed it out.

[ShootDemon]

That cube is a SPY!!!

[mikethegamer12]

Can you give me instructions? Mine got burnt.

[NitromathThePizzaGuy]

Incerinating this cube will be a LOT harder than the real one,

too much memories, TOO MUCH MEMORIES!!!

[soopasnowman]

I WANT ONE D':

[Digientertainment]

don't murder this one

[UlimateSlayer]

are you the crazy that wrote all that stuff on the wall in the game about your cube?

[TheRogy577]

in portal look more bigger . STUPID COMERCIAL! on TV thing look BIG

[TheMiniMachinima]

man can you uppload a picture to print, cuz on the website it dont work anymore -.-

[desireyafire]

lol "u cant live with it forever it must me circumcised"

[george77772moons]

Can I purchase one from you?

[yofashizzle123]

The enrichment center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will shrink if not euthanised properly in the Aperture Science Military Grade Intellegence Incenerator. Please return it.

-Aperture Science Employee #12459

[TheUltimateJinxlet]

OMG it's a companion cube!!

[mboriginal]

OMG! Companion cube rubix cube! Anyone else feelin' it?

[SuperCrazyMaster]

search companion rubiks cube, there IS one!

[AhOwnYou]

That's an awesome idea--

Wait.. B.. But.. That means it's solved no matter what state it's in? Uh.. I don't know whether to call that a fail or success.. Haha.

[minicliptube]

except for the center pieces :P

[anonymous4209]

the Xbox 360 console kinda reminded me of a turret on portal hmm

[argella1300]

my friend made a companion cube pillow

[pigsy2012]

i did as well in tech :D

[gruntunit2]

Cool.

I wantz 1.

[azorenko]

I made the same!

[Matoxhz]

That looks so cool! Great job on the detail! 5/5

[princewazere]

omg thats fucking awesome

i want one of them lol

mine got incinerated =[

[RemixXFX]

@princewazere No, you just recycle it!

[connadders]

You've proved how dumb you are with bad spelling, bad grammer and the use of the word 'noob'.

[TheGhostsprite]

hey like can do any better! so shut up and dont reply cuz all i am going to read is: isndfmoisufhncjiohusncmoiedshn­jdcedjn

[connadders]

i wasn't saying the cube was bad. make sure you understand properly before you put an immature comment like that.

[TheGhostsprite]

just like i was hoping for all i see is ejdnvyuinsfucnyogf8cnwe9unce

[connadders]

you must be like 9. your proved wrong and made to look immature so you start crying and say i can't understand. seriously get a life. i don't have to deal with 9 year olds.

[catperson2727]

some ppl like that cube....

[T10TheGreat]

ahhhh i cant take it any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sup3rSloth]

Unfortunately you cannot live with your companion cube forever, and it must be euthanised.

[a05pshar]

you killed the companion cube you bastard

[sabor312]

@Sup3rSloth nope there are other cubes hidden in the leve land you can euthenise them insted !!!

[fanofCOH]

@Sup3rSloth NO! THE CAKE Is A LIE!!!!

[traackmaniac]

@fanofCOH everyone knows that. don't pretend that you know something that we don't. :|

[ZooYorkVenom]

@Sup3rSloth But it won't stab me, right?!

[people287]

@Sup3rSloth i took a picture of my paper companion cube in the emergency inteligence incinerator AKA "barbeque"

[sariouso]

@Sup3rSloth I married mine :) her name is Hearty-Cube.

[MorbidDirector]

awesome =]

[GfCommando]

nice

[ZaviarV]

i made one :3

[kiler66690]

just buy one at the valve store dumbass

[FallenAngelMetalGear]

yes...but 30 bucks? for a cube? I got mine as a gift from a friend luckily :] id rather not pay a ridiculous price for a plush toy..

[chiboribo]

I'm buyin' one. It's worth every penny for me...

[dundas2003]

uhm why?

[SwissMade888]

you nerd

[cellron09]

I want one o.o

[kurkkuz]

you are going to android hell xD

[Strich56]

just remember to disregard its advice in the event that it speeks

[freakofmontcada]

now you'll never be alone xD

[AndeLolwut]

Haha :D

[Screedledude]

WANT!! :D

[deathfire234]

epic win

[JoeyJoeJoeJunior22]

Oh my GOD

you sad bastard!

[shoyruki]

u no u lobe the cube

[robloxchannel]

i have 1

[TheMrTape]

Do want! Do want! Do want! xD

[MrsDante]

DO WANT!!

[XXXmasterchongXXX]

yes

[CMiyamoto64]

COOL!

[ridderbou]

cool

[VolcanoGames]

I want one, too!

[roboraptor10]

I want one. :D

[XXXmasterchongXXX]

im sorry the testing can not continue unless the Companion Cube is burned .........

XD

[kakoopa]

does val... damnit i mean the robot off portal say that srry bout saying vale i just loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee solitary

[Tylervaughn1100]

i love solitary too and i call GLaDOS Val sometimes and Val GLaDOS

[cabnnt378]

Need or Greed

needneedneedneedneeeeeeeed

lol :P

[jonasfever560]

COOL!

[gggggmmmod]

cool

[ssvegito8]

yay I made one 2

[OXOTHUK101]

BURN HEM !!!!!

[Trips57]

Don't burn him :P

[hullu133]

omg i want that >:O

[B4LN]

good one :)

[clober56]

if it does talk tho ask it where the cake is..

[gearsofchris]

thats what i call legit sauce

[sidexwalk]

now hang it from your rear view mirror

[iamlink4]

nice not, bad

[NRcreations]

"The companion cube will never threaten to stab you. It in fact cannot talk."

[DominikSchaefer92]

lol Good job

[hiddenThecakeisalie]

In the case that your companion cube does start talking, just ignore everything it says.

[ffinfinity1]

if u find out how to put on da extra parts...plz...help

[missingmarsupial]

putting on the additional parts is a pain in the ass

[ffinfinity1]

omfg yes it is and noone even put up instructions. if u find out plz help me

[Pivotace117]

I made one then incinerated it because it threatened to stab me (or maybe I was just high)

[JustinTheChallenger]

remeber your companian cube will not threaten to kill you or stab you

[MasterWylen]

Has it threatend and or stabbed you yet? (o ya it cant "talk"...)

[Mekanshi]

COMPANION CUBE SHOULD BE A RUBIX CUBE!! I just thought of that. . . anyone agree?

[omfgitstimmy]

the sides are the same though :[ still a good idea XD

[wrathvenge]

YES!!! just change the color of the heart and the lines around it and its good to go

[JustinTheChallenger]

lol bit easy tho

[sXeAVEANT]

O.O  give me.

[MarkeyRox]

ill buy 5 for 10$

[StudioBLOX]

nice cube

[geographyhater]

ill buy one!!!!!

[iamsmert123]

DO WANT!

[imherebecauseiwant2]

i want one....... i miss the weited companion cube.......wah.......*bawls eyes out*

[DragonLol69]

i miss companion cube, he was loyal, he was funny, and he never judged you.

[mxjf]

don't forget, he never threatened to stab us.

[geographyhater]

and could not talk either. if it does happen to talk, I ask that you disregard its advice.

[JJAinc]

the best part of it! its hard to find a cube that wont stab you you know!

[EmoticonProductions]

He did though,Hit me in the head.

[Kay10en]

That was an accident, it was your fault for standing underneath him.

[fcpictures]

wcc mini!!! i want one lol

[neogirl426]

go to cubeecraft DOT c0m you will find a companian cube to print and make =)

[sk8b0ard3r]

dang nice crafting there i want one of those lol

[Tedables]

you need to make cuts on teh gray part to make it look less flat but... very nice

[tacos7095]

lol "how much will you sell it for?" lmao check google images it shows a printable cut out you noob

[zueq]

OMG ITS COMPANION CUBE!!!

[HaloHedgehog22]

now incinerate it

[Gamingtrevor]

Was it just me, or when she told me to incinerate it, I was like "Fuck YOU bitch...", and tried to find a way to trick the system. I even tried burning MYSELF while holding the cube, because I refused to believe I had to destory my only friend...

My poor companion cube. It never even threaten to stab me...

[cylenri]

its not just you its thousands of portal players xD

[japaneseshark]

dude,i luv companion cube <3 infact,just not to long ago i printed out a detailed companion cube :D it has the little things on the sides and corners and everything :D,yours is just flat ._. lol,I <3 Companion Cube

[Morstalker]

woha! how much will you sell it for?!

[cpcreep]

wow!! howd u get da decal!?

[Spardaa69]

OMG ITS COMPANION CUBE!!!

[HasnoCC]

Lol, I want a WCC.

[RioGiovanni]

Can I have one? :D

[RioGiovanni]

it's named portal because you go through portals. I don't think it's that stupid. It's what it says on the can.