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  • 34 now

    

  • Lol, whenever I realize I'm talking to a stupid asshole, a twinge or just rage spark in the back of my head and the phrase that pops into my head is "You fuckin dipshit, why are you alive?" And I...I don't know what to do after...oh George, if only you were around to tell me...what do I do when I realize there's a fuckin asshole idiot in my presence? Beating the shit out of him just doesn't seem satisfying ):

  • Rick Santorum is STUPID, FULL OF SHIT, AND FUCKING NUTS!!!!!

  • @honeykisses1987

    Same with Romney, Gingrich, and Obama! LOL

  • I'm fairly inteligent,I'm just full of shit.And I spelled intelligent wrong on purpose so fuck you,your always trying to put me down.Well not this time...I'll kill you before you kill me.

  • 34 people are not stupid..They're not full of shit..THEY'RE FUCKING NUTS!!!

  • genius...if this man was a scientist we all would be zipping through space by now

  • George Carlin was one of only ten people I've ever known who actually showed intelligence!

  • 1:39 Hey! That's me!

  • .......LAND OF THE HOMELESS....HOME OF THE EXECUTION.....

  • carlin always reminded me of a old horny pedophile working as a daycare janitor.

  • 8 secs............ nah he's full of sh*t

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  • add Charles Darwin to that list.

  • @BarbieBoy1997 What list? List of most important scientists in human history?

  • @Idlethumb88 and add Idlethumb88 to the list of Stupid People too.

  • @BarbieBoy1997 When you fail to capitalize the first letter at the beginning of a sentence and then go on to randomly capitalize the first letters of two words in the middle of a sentence, you're really going out on a limb trying to call somebody else stupid. However, i would like to hear through your semi-literate communication just why you think i belong on a list of stupid people?

  • @Idlethumb88 You are terribly stupid! The sentence didn't begin with AND, and the title has STUPID PEOPLE in it. Get a clue, you miserable moron. Stop trying to insult those that are smarter than you can ever hope to be. You aren't evolved enough to talk to me, you racist whore.

  • @BarbieBoy1997You're smarter than i could ever hope to be, yet you struggle to use even the most basic punctuation, hilarious.Your delusional superiority complex,coupled with your glaringly obvious lack of intelligence might be the worst combination i have seen from a poster on the internet,and that's saying something.No humans on Earth today are any more evolved than any others,this shows you have absolutely no understanding of evolution which solidifies your status as youtube's stupidest cunt.

  • @Idlethumb88 Really? Show me. I can tell you, for example, that you are a hypocrite: "hilarious.Your delusional"...Where are the spaces after the period? You THINK there are flaws in me because I'm not "normal" as you and your stupid American mates. You are less than smeg.

  • @BarbieBoy1997 "Your delusional superiority complex..." Is grammatically correct. If only you had read the words after delusional, you could have saved yourself that embarrassment. I had to remove the spaces after the full stops because i had too many characters.Just so you know, though, "." is called a full stop, not a period. A period is three full stops together to create a long pause. Also, i am not American nor do i have any American friends, so you failed badly on every single point made.

  • @BarbieBoy1997 YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT !!!

  • @Boodhunnilesh I am full of you? No mortal, I am not.

  • @BarbieBoy1997 NO I MEAN YOU ARE FULL OF JESUS SHIT !!!

  • YOU ARE A RACIST PIG! A FATWA ON YOU!

  • @BarbieBoy1997 FATWA IN YOUR ASS !!!

  • @Boodhunnilesh You wish, you pervert! Stop sexually harassing me, you racist whore!

  • @Boodhunnilesh you are a fucking religious whore, barbieboy ? what a name !! LMFAO !!

  • @BarbieBoy1997 Charles Darwin maybe was stupid, but he's right. You simply are full of shit

  • @Tybooooo And you are simply shit.

  • 32 People are all 3! O.O *runs*

  • these 32 people: they're not stupid, they're not full of shit, they're f**king nuts!!

  • Who's Dan Quale or whoever he said at the ending???

  • @manuel8887 Case in point.

  • @manuel8887 Clinton's VP.

  • @hammer326 Thanks.

  • @hammer326 Wasn't he Bush senior's VP instead?

  • @Songfugel I believe so, my mistake

  • 30 people are really fuckin' stupid!

  • @RadarKat73080 33 people are fuckin stupid now!

  • @azailiarose3 Dear God!  They're multiplying!

  • @RadarKat73080 it's the end of the world!!! 0_0 LMAO!!

  • @azailiarose3 I feel fine.

  • @RadarKat73080 you may feel fine now, but will you still feel fine on december, 21st 2012!! BRACE YOURSELF!! 0_0

  • @azailiarose3 Tell me you're joking. Tell me you don't believe that "Mayan prophecy" crap!

  • @RadarKat73080 HEY, IT IS NOT CRAP!! it is real!! we are going to go into a horrible world shattering event, and if we dont get hit by a meteor, then we will get blown up by another country's nuke, or we will have a super volcano explosion, courtasy of yellowstone national park!!! thats right!!! old faithful, a nice tourist attraction, OR DEATH TO AMERICA!! its gonna create a volcano so large, it will split america in two!! most of us will die!! i am a scared girl .... hold me.... :(

  • @azailiarose3 Hey! If you're a scared girl, I'll be more than happy to hold you!

  • @RadarKat73080 ohh honey that is so sweet!! i recieve your kindness, and give you some of my own, thank you for talking to me! i think you are a really sweet guy, i wish i knew your name, i would love to be your friend, maybe you have a facebook page? i am keiana white, look me up sometimes, sweet baby!! ;)

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  • Amen , I see stupid people.

  • I proudly fall into that last category.

  • fucking stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts

  • "Dan Quayle is all three!" True enough, but Danny Q doesn't compare to his boss. Then there's his boss's kid. Dubya single-handedly reinvented stupid. full of shit and fucking nuts.

  • Fuckin' nuts and full of shit=politicians

    stupid bastards=people who believe them

  • 30 people are stupid,fulla shit,and fuckin' nuts

  • genius!

    

  • Omg at 1:13 and 1:15 there's a guy in the background... SO FUNNY lol

  • lmfao

  • In this bit, Carlin describes the three types of politicians.

  • I love how the cheap-beer-drinking-ham-and-eg­ger in the audience is yelling "YEAHHHHH!!!" after every line of Carlin's. George should have done some improv and called that dipshit out. Something to the effect of: "And, ladies and gentlemen, we have one such idiot in our midst."

  • @dner75 I imagine he had to be fairly careful using this sort of material at what is essentially ground zero for degenerate retards. Having some mouth-breather realise part way through the routine 'hey dats be us he be talkin bout damn did u be hearin dat cletus goddam sumbitch' is probably not an ideal outcome for a performer.

  • @OftenMisled Good point, and I laughed my ass off reading it. Thank you!

  • I miss you George.(shed tear)

  • Everyone's cheering because they think they're smart, honest, and sane. 

  • Fast forward to 2012. Barack Hussein Obama....

    Effen Stupid? Check. Full of Effen Sh_T? Check. Effen Nuts? Check 3.

  • Rick Perry is all three! Stupid, full of shit .... and what was the third one?

  • @criterion10 and fucking nuts

  • @criterion10 fuckin nuts!! is the third! :)

  • @criterion10 Fuckin' nuts.

  • @criterion10 So are Santorum, Romney & Gingrich!

  • @criterion10 nuts was the 3rd one

  • All the guys shouting out YYEAARRHH !! are the mother fuckers he's on about.

  • btw I bust out laughing when he says "Dan Quayle is ALL THREE!" XD

  • attn everyone, watch the movie Idiocracy... That shit is incredibly accurate, it's really happening. XD

  • 30 people are stupid :)

  • Hahahaha, what a legend.

  • Miss you George.

    People that post political opinions in inappropriate places are fucking stupid. And ALL politicians are full of shit.

  • @30ledrobster Even Churchill or Kennedy?

  • @studas2011

    ALL POLITICIANS ;) however I'm a bit cynical, I'm not saying they haven't done good things. I'm just saying they're full of shit too....but NOW we are discussing politicas stuff in an inappropriate place!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh! we're fucking stupid!!!

  • 1:11 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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  • 8 seconds, god that's not a lot of time, I think I should dramatically reduce my speech quota. I wonder how many people think I'm stupid and full of shit... more than a few I guess

  • "That doesn't take very long to spot either does it?" No! "Take you about the same amount of time." Yeah! Haha gotta love random audience members.

  • @hurleyjoe "Yeah!!" random loud voice in the background lol

  • Ron Paul !!!!!!!!!!!!!2012!

  • xD stuffs he's saying is a plain truth though

  • Not just Quayle George, 100% of Republicans and about 98% of Democrats!

  • its not that funny.

  • @gigglesilly17 you my friend are full of shit

  • @okmer333 ok that was slightly funny :)

  • "that doesnt take very long to spot either does it?" "NOOO!!!" "take ya about the same amount of time" "YEAAAAH!!!"

  • @lendog3000

    I loved that part. That guy puts icing on the cake of the video, even though Carlin didn't need it. xD

  • @DashOfRainbow lol still laughing. lol

  • 1:27 top right- Grandma or mother who doesn't wanna be there lmao

  • @hammer326 good observation,my eyes went right to her.

  • @hammer326 Cuz she's fucking nuts

  • @mark51397 maybe she's one of those "FUCKING CHURCH PEOPLE!"

  • This GUY is fuckin' STUPID!!! XD

  • people's facebook posts in a nutshell

  • haha, politicians are all three XD

  • "Then there are some people... they're not stupid; they're full of shit!"

  • Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

  • @PickYourVenom your full of shit.

  • @leonard127 you're*

    and you're either a troll or someone without a better argument.

  • omg people are sooooooooooo fkn retarded, kicking rocks around a room looking for treasure.

  • RIP George.

  • I went to the dan quayle quotation page and laughed my ass off, go there if you haven't already, it's pure comedy, on par with yogi berra's.

  • He's talking about Libertarians here.  It takes a (very brief) moment of listening to one before it becomes blindingly apparent that, indeed, "this person is fuckin' stupid!" Pull your Ron Paul-worshiping heads out of your collective asses and wake the fuck up, people!

  • you'd have to one of the three to be seated in that audience.

  • rick perry is stupid,nuts and full of shit.

  • Work at a grocery store and you will see about 85-90% of the customers that come in there are stupid and full of shit.

  • @Chynaash As well as fucking nuts. Oh and I work with two that are all three.

  • A quick review of Youtube comments supports George's argument.

  • Stupid & full of shit & fucking nuts...hm. Like creationists?

  • The delivery of this dialog is what makes it so hilarious.

    God bless you, George.

  • Mitt Romney is all three.

  • Tears running down my face..hahahaha

  • My shepheards pie is ready now, i have to go.

  • The irony is that the people in the audience clapping & cheering about how dumb everyone else is, lack the introspection to realize they're a cross-section of the population being described & one half of them are inevitably dumber than the other.

    It says more about conceit than stupidity: He made no specific examples except that it's easy to label & the listeners are quick to self-righteously assume he's talking about everyone else.

    Only then is the narcissism reinforced by political sycophancy.

  • @NobodyImportant2008 ... This guy is FUCKIN' STUPID.

  • I think the stupidest of the stupids are the morons that actually got dressed up, hopped in their cars and drove to where this nothing was and then paid someone so they could go in and sit down and watch this dumb, stupid, overrated nothing carlin "entertain" them! (And now his stupid fans will attack me because, well, they're stupid!)

  • @guyNbluejeans dude intelligence is too broad a characteristic for us to specify who has got it and who doesn't......George Carlin probably knew this but said the shit he said for the sake of a few laughs and some fun.....the people who went to this event probably had various unique personalities and many might've had different degrees and types of intelligence. There is no reason for me (a Carlin fan) to attack you man. You just had a misconception that's probably been corrected.

  • @guyNbluejeans troll flag

  • @Sternertime Huh?

  • guyNbluejeans Carlin is right "your fuckin stupid and full of shit"

  • Newt is Fing stupid, Romney is full of shit, and Santorum is Fing NUTS!!! RON PAUL 2012!!!!!

  • @Sportslover257 AND RON PAUL IS ALL 3

  • @Sportslover257

    They're FUCKING NUTS!!!

  • @Sportslover257 RON PAUL 2012

  • @Sportslover257 All four of them are full of shit.

  • @Sportslover257 Ron Paul is no better than the others, he says he wants to get Government out of people lives but yet he wants to ban abortion, Ron Paul is full of shit.

  • @777Atheist See again when you commit an abortion you are affecting the life of another human being! The baby inside the mother. Its ok for you to do things that dont affect others!!!

  • @777Atheist

    Just government funding for abortion. If a private practice wants to do it, its fine (as long as the state has no ban).

  • @TheFORBEZZZ I'm not a Libertarian cook, I believe in public funding, not everyone can afford an abortion.

  • @Sportslover257 If Carlin was still alive, he'd vote for Ron Paul too. =']

  • @TheLast2nd Ehh.. If he DID vote, he'd undoubtedly vote Ron Paul.. But it's unlikely that he'd vote at all..

  • @DaFleegsta George Carlin didn't vote, so that way nobody could blame him for when the government fucking crashed. People in America vote on who's best. "Best" doesn't mean that any of them are good. One is just better.

  • @Sportslover257 Michelle Bachmann is all three!

  • @Sportslover257 Given what Newt's been saying lately, I'd say he's fucking nuts too. "By the end of my second term, we will have a permanent, American base on the moon". What's he going to do, go Dr. Evil and hold the world ransom with his "LAY-ZER"?

  • @Sportslover257 Too bad ron paul won't solve a fucking thing.

  • hahahah dude in the audience.. haha

  • I usually like what he saying, but not this time.

  • @8Nifon8 thats because this applies to you

  • @tarantulaman420 Oh, you so smart. Take a cookie.

  • CLASSIC !

  • Carlin always hits it right outta the park.

    He's truly the best.

    Right up there with Bill Hicks

  • so is tony baxster doller all three fuckin nuts/ full of shit aaaaaaaaannnd FUCKING STUPID!!!!!

  • tony doller?

  • 0:53 This guy is FUCKING STUPID!

  • 25 stupid bastards.

  • The yelling guy in the crowd made me lol

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  • I'm surrounded by fucking idiots.....most of them are in my school -__-

  • @johnyboy087 Yet the media questions the kids that shoot up their schools. :]

  • omg I love this,,so true !! hahaha

  • @youssefkhodor10 well i can tell you that you are stupid, full of shit, and FUCKIN NUTS. you COMPLETELY missed George's teachings. i HIGHLY doubt that george thought he was perfect. i thought only assholes used the word " NIGGA" anymore

  • @legomastr1 Carlin was right, wasn't he? I would elaborate on what he said by adding that you won't even need to leave your house to find those three types of people he mentioned. Just open your internet page and there's ten plus names, ready to be written down...

  • @youssefkhodor10 please explain

  • @youssefkhodor10 Your face is blessed with ignorance. You're a dumb piece of shit!

  • "Stupid, Full of Shit, and Fucking nuts!" Sounds like a description of Dr. Phil