Okay, Internet. You asked for a stupid cellphone video, so here you go.

[zombiebrainnnz]

Naw, that is the CUTEST thing ever!

[candypants4000]

faggot

[Fitzcairne]

It is a cute cat ;)

What is her/his name?

[fryfry377]

I hope you named your cat Worf Jr.

(hey, just tryin to 1-up you on the stupid...)

[BrokenBlade345]

WWWWWHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAATTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[Reeka8585]

Don't forget to give her loves She has real stage presence lol

[BearBoi69]

He has a cat?

You're dead to me now.

[madigan1323]

Looks like my kitty, Boone! And yes, it is kind of cute.

[lilspiffie]

LOL! I loved the cat!! Seriously, I'd love to hang out with him and his family. He totally reminds me of my brother! Geek and all!

[whoa81]

this guy pisses me off for some reason... is that his intention?

[Wheresmycube]

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,

An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,

A singular development of cat communications

That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection

For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

[SvitaMichal]

WESLEY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CanaryCraven]

That smile at the end ... priceless.

[princesspink0816]

My cats go crazy when i bring boxes home..they sleep in them ..play in them..its so funny.

[litlbit2001]

Will no matter what you post for videos I'm always looking forward to them. No matter what I can't help, but smile and feel better. Thanks for that.

[bearonmind]

Actually I liked the kitty! LOL!! Too cute..and boy what a face!!! hahaha!!

[janemba42]

.....my god that cat is cute ^_^

[xTayy1]

Thumbs up for the bag cat!! :D

[xTayy1]

WHEEEEAAAAAATOOOOON!!!!!!!! >:<

[1984Phalanx]

SHUT UP WESLEY!

[MORPHIOUS1011]

Where do you get all these awesome and cute animals?

[SavageArms357]

I always knew Wesley was a cat person...

[DetMcNichols]

Epic Cat in Bag, bettter than Cat in a hat. WHICH on a Random note, since you are a Tech geek, and you and chris still hang out and I noticed you "eyeballing" than Omnibot he had on his set a few weeks ago. Have you thought about building a a WheatonBot? Let me know .....I think you'd be great at Robotics!

[tissigirl]

I just LOL'd. Totally pissed off my sleeping cats. Which btw one looks exactly like yours...complete with the "wtf are you doing now, get the hell away from me" look.

[eeblihp]

Shut up wesley!

[HoraceGoodspeed]

Catbag...

[ericmathewallen]

My cats do that too...

[TheREALIzludez]

You should end your "now thats stupid" videos with "Wheaton OUT!"

Win.

~IZ

[JheakrynaKyAlur]

lol

first i wanted to write

"shut up wesley"

but that cat made me smile :)

[airforce82]

Soft kitty, warm kitty...

[fake182a]

She reminds me of my cat :o

[jonesaholic]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! kitty!

[erinnstreeter]

Wheaton -- Wheatonnn - oh, Jesus Christ! WHEATONNNNNN!!!

[ct92404]

You sound a little like Nicholas Cage at the beginning of the video.

[Zeemis]

Just think, if you were still on Star Trek, you could essentially be a captain by now

[COldfusionstorm]

You reall think id break a couple just to win over you?, "i suposed not"...Good Keep thinking that... Sheldons face :O :/ :OI :DFFDSFG FFUUU

Wheeatooooooooooooonnnn! WHEEEEEEATOOOOOOON!

[Evikaaenye]

oh man, I am so drunk, it seams so cute in my condition!

[hockeytofu101]

pretty god damn good d&d player

[947garett]

What the hek?!

[KingAlan2K11]

WHHHHHEEEEEAAAATOOONNN!!!!!!! the big bang theory lol like KHHHHAAAAAUUUUUNNN!!

[ericpage420]

LMAO!

You're a pretty funny guy Wheaten.

[CaptainJahangir99]

Shut up Wesley!

[lackofclass]

Enjoyable. Thank you for showing us your black pussy in the bag.

[Paperclown]

Highly illogical.

[anorganoidnamednova]

Somehow i wanna see you get punched in the face by Johnny Young Boshe. (Not sure if i'm spelling the name right there, but none the less, i want to see it. In fact I'd pay to see it.)

[RedEyesBlackKnight]

SHUT UP WESLEY!!!

god I've always wanted to say that

[Octospidr]

Thanks, Wil.  I needed a Monday cat.

[SuperGoliath89]

I love the cat's expression. I just imagine him thinking, "Wil, why am I in a bag? And why do you have your cellphone out? Wait are you filming this? Oh fuck you, Wheaton. Fuck you."

[dreamsofelegance]

I <3 you, especially for this video! :)

[ritadian1]

Wait.. basement cat escaped?!?!?!?

[OmgxLlama]

...and kinda cute <3

[FlashJack85]

you are such a nerd. I love you. :)

[starrgazyr]

Actually, that's really, super cute. Kitteh doesn't look very amused though. But it's funny, so it balances out.

[tazman5296]

aaaahhhhh.

[baselbhoy]

LOL - cool!

[davidi69]

Do you always carry a little pussy around in a bag?

[chaisingjordan]

Hey wil Wheaton lol when I get older and outta high school and film school I'm going to start making movies and it's always been my dream to remake the movie stand by me!

[starmomma]

Very cute, actually <3

[PendragonWinchester]

Cats rule!

[WillowTreeShade]

I would love it if you did your impression of Fawkes for a short video. I bought the axis of anarchy shirt just to show my guild pride, hahaha!

[MrJoshiemoto]

I think the way you went out of Star Trek was really stupid... :( You should have NEVER become that stupid time traveler... :( What you should now do Is show Wesley Crusher as he SHOULD have been! :)... just saying

[TerriiZee]

I have never laughed so hard in my life! Thanks Wil!

[greenpenguino]

22 people don't like this and that's fine

[DawnAnn7]

Awww... the first time a WW video has actually melted my heart. <3

[robshimer]

The only good cat is a stir fried cat.

[jdepluva10]

awwwwww lookie :D

[DeliriousGoomba]

Aw, kitty~

Kitties in images and videos are the currency of the internet.

[xx0katherine]

aww, such a happy kitty

[melodychef]

What an adorable cat! It's all sleepy and fuzzy. Love.

[pfffbt]

shut up, wesley

[ToaXion]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT­ONNN!!!!!! (sheldon scream) haha cant wait to see you on big bang theory again you rock man

[AnIntangibleBadge]

YESTERDAY IS HERE.

[Wolfknight16]

WHHHEEEAAATON!

[SuperTruth77]

God, that reminds me of the time I found a cat's head in my Chinese take-away. It was in the sweet and sour chicken, just staring up at me with its dead eyes...

i informed the local environmental health & Police but they both just laughed, said I should have known the risks!

[Tiamat951]

Awwwwwwww :) I love your cat and dog :D

[dogma238]

Cat 1 Wheaton 0. Only because the cat is cute.

[realistromeo]

Lol, so random i thought i saw Will in Whistler B.C a few months back, it was either him or some guy that looked extrmely close. I was pretty convinced it was him,

[cybersphere]

Time to crush Weasley Crusher.

[thirsokewl]

WHHHEEEAAATON!

[KandyRedSpyderMan]

lol, hilarious.... cats all chillin

[Dead0Zero]

WHHHEEEAAATON!

[FeitoVlogs]

That cat is SOOOOO friggin chill. It's all "sup. Yeah, I'm in a bag. What of it?"

[andygriff1987]

@darkcurrent And what have you done with your life that's of any use to anyone? Fucking washed up YouTube user who has nothing good to say? How about you fuck off, sir?

[assburgerssyndrome]

Sheldon cooper has 19 accounts on youtube

[ssjtrunks75]

damn you will wheaton!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leave my mema alone dick

[BOBGRATTON49]

omg go kill yourself.

[MandersAnimation]

Is this supposed to be the nicer version of Shrodinger's cat?

still cute though ;)

[runm026]

so the cat's still in the bag? heehee

[jose3017]

Wheatonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! XD

[skaterguy2217]

arent you on the guild?

[nwilliams1001]

I didn't know Wesley Crusher was making youtube videos. Or had a beard.

[pfffbt]

the best part was 0:33

[vonmoose]

Fight your way back on to the cancelled NG star trek, man. This time - as an evil Wil.

Remember evil Spock from the original. Well, you can be the evil Wil.

[aceblade]

@vonmoose lol

[kraz4mis]

Damn you Will Wheaton!

[allthingseuro90]

traaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn

[RalleyWolf]

Dude I forgot all about you until I saw you on Big Bang Theory, and now I'm seeing you on youtube? Well played Sir Will, Well played...

[sullywaste]

what happened? you were so cute in stand by me...

[triggeryim]

damn you wil wheaton

[Conark74]

This is pretty funny and you also do a great job in The Guild. You play a cool / funny charater lol.

[clayto1332]

What the fuck is this shit?

[Falconiac]

@clayto1332 stop trolling ho

[bibboXD]

soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr. :))))))

[DizziChief]

@bibboXD man i messed up in the middle sheldon is gonna tell me to start over =(

[1indienation]

@bibboXD lmfaoooooooo awww

[dissent666]

Never publish your cat's bag attack tactics. Only publish the smug, resulting occupation like so much third-world propaganda.

[MissRobot1]

GRAH.

*tackle*

YOU'RE ADORABLE.

[Robikus]

Shut up Wesley!

[VietBo1nameisKim]

wheaaaaatton!!!!!!-sheldon

[LoriMistress]

WILL WHHHHEATON.

[CopyyyCat]

"Ensign Crusher! You will remove that cat from the bag and report back to the Traveler. Haven't you more planes of reality to explore!?... Make it sooooooo"

xD

[CopyyyCat]

@CopyyyCat

OR,

you never did turn into Richard Dreyfuss as you grew into adulthood...

That film LIED to us!

[nguyennathan]

i'm sorry, but i only knew you from the big bang theory

[TheBigOnesNeedLuvn2]

WILL WHEATON!!! MY ARCH NEMESIS!!!

[mkorin18]

Mesa think dat very funny

[STiM0RoL]

TEAM SHELDON!!!!!!!!!

[storm071970]

I wish I knew where this asshole lived. I would fly there, grab his cat by the tail, and beat him to death with it.

[AnAthleticAtheist]

LOL you're cat looks very happy in that bag.

[cmk47274]

So I'm not the only one who recognizes the leader of the Axis of Anarchy? :P

[ptsome110]

lol incorporate this into big bang :P

[NFLDColin]

dam u will wheaton!!!!

[zuppers]

Holy crap I just realized this guy is in like everything Ive ever watched.

[Frey12]

Dude I hated you in TNG but it was just jealousy. I mean you got to hang out with Patrick Stewart(Picard).

[sageyash]

isn't that the asshole form The big bang !

[Live1Laugh4Love3]

cat!!!!! :3

[TheVidNerd]

WHEATON!

[patriahelvetica]

Thats neither quality or quantity

[landth78]

OH MY GOD! I RECOGNIZED YOU JUST FROM THE VIDEO THUMBNAIL! THE GUY FROM THE GUILD! AHHHHHH <3

[KALFYCH]

@landth78 ANOTHER ONE WITH CAPS LOCK KEY BROKEN,LOL

[Shawndab3]

@landth78

And Star Trek: The Next Generation XD

[Comment117]

YOU WERE TOTALLY ON THE GUILD WOOOT!!!!!

[WasiqKhan29]

That cat looks scared.

0.0

[LiliFromHali]

hahaha, your cat does not look amused. :)

[arabianknight86]

Sheldon: BortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'!

Wheaton: Did that guy just say revenge is a dish best served cold in Klingon??

[jodikeable]

curse you will wheaton

[tooltroll]

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. . .

[av3ryx]

I like this video. Alot.

(stupid joke is stupider than this video! ;))

[MostlyImprov]

OH MAN GUYS THAT CAT WAS TOTALLY INSIDE THAT BAG! Effin' sweet!

[whoshotjfk]

Captain Will Wheaton, i like the sound of that.

[tiffismyname]

That cat is so happy to be in a bag. It's not that stupid but i is kinda cute. :)

[emissary555]

According to Schrodinger, the cat in the bag is both cute and uncute.

[Beljeth]

@emissary555 Only as long as you're not looking at him.

[charminglywickedchic]

I don't know what was cuter ; the cat in the bag, or that smile at the end.

[awkwardfuntimes]

People who can't enjoy life dislike these videos.

[ihategoogletube]

As usual Wil, EPIC WIN!

[djajkn]

I love the dynamic between you and Jim Parsons, but I want to see him win now. You've embarrassed him enough, time to let him have a small victory, then you can come back and CRUSH him later. >_>

[WorldScott]

Happy Cat! The lead up really makes this video! Thumbs up! Heh!

-Scott

[TheMandiBarnett]

I just babytalked at my computer, thanks to that adorable cat.

[MissyDra]

CAT: You has a bag? WIL: Yes, I am about to put in on the table. CAT: BAG ON THE TABLE! OMG! I IS GETTIN INSIDE. WIL: Cat, can I film you for a stupid cellphone video? CAT: zzzzzzzzzzz

[vrulg]

At first, I read the title as "Okay, Internet. You asked for a stupid *cephalopod* video, so here you go."

I think that should be the title of your next stupid cell phone video if at all possible.

[PottersHallows]

"Now THAT's stupid......And kinda cute".

Kinda cute trumps stupid any day. =D

[JOmonkeyJO]

In Soviet Russia, bag sits on cat.

In Soviet Russia, youtube watches you.

[axisofpeter]

Professional actors are just, well, better at YouTube. I bet if you gave that same script to 100 YouTubers, a paltry few would do something effective with it like that extended beat between "stupid" and "And kinda cute." And the accompanying little conspiratorial squint. And cheesy grin.

[Danialyn]

He's a sleepy kitty. I bet he beat up the bag that was encroaching on his territory then just pasted out in it. lol

[CottonTownRambler]

My dog can beat up your cat

[mecheethz]

Such a cute kitty. My cats love bags, too.

[CampysPornShack]

Cats in bags never, ever gets old. EVER.

[BBGPSGolf]

This is the best stupid video I have seen today!

[LoveShiaGDSN]

Your stupid cellphone videos totally make my day when you post them. xD

[JazFusion]

The internet does love it some cats.

[mairead027]

SO cute! lol

[MikeLombardoMusic]

That's a crazy looking cat you got there Wil.

[Windraker32]

Your cat is a lot less talkative on camera than it is on Twitter. But cute none the less.

[ikari87]

Nice smile at the end ;D

[chrisdemeyere]

Dear Mr. Wheaton. You rock. Sincerely, the internet. 

[memprime]

Ooh, kitty! Is this the one that keeps jumping on your lap at inopportune times?