SIR MASTER B LIVE AT U.P.D!!

[SirCronusofficial]

thumbs up if Encyclopedia Dramatica brought you here

[lloydsouthside]

lol funny at all the fags hatin. no, i'm not a guido. but i don't get mad over what they are doing. who gives a fuck? put your energy into focusin on yourself.

[DaHipHopVault]

I wanna fight this guy in the best way possible :-)

[SurgeCess]

MYSPACE BABY !!

[shortshadow1988]

He heard hes going on myspace and lost his mind. Dream come true.

[MrDJMykii]

hes rollin his face off lol

[katodmx007]

look at him, all dancing and having fun! such an asshole!

get a life internet.

[lotzapoppa89]

i think guidos have officially set our people back about 3000 years

[OBEYWEEGEE]

Guido mating dance. (For other male guidos that is)

[1zrofan]

i bet he gets all the guidos

[113centrino]

myspace lol

[marcomconsulting33]

Stupid italians

[taurusnyy]

the best is that he thinks he killed it

[elperro069]

if u frolic ur still a fairy

[Madsovic999]

Its-a-me! guido-a-gogo guy!

[ksek09]

thats the roid shuffle right there.

[E55Jake]

Do you think this went on myspace?



[Meh1ist]

What's with those pants? Is there a flood coming?

[realistromeo]

If Korea ever launches a missile, please...please let it land wherever douchbaggery like this is most prevalent.

[BobbyMercy1]

master b as is so cool cootc

[supabroable]

RONNIE YOUR GONNA GET ALL THE GIIIIIRLS

[mccraryfloors]

RONNIE????

[Xnjzfyneztx]

wtf is that??? thats about the gayest thing iv ever seen in my entire life, if seen ppl frolic and as dumb as they look this is by far the worst

[master4465]

i dont want to live in this world anymore

[mikeymon87]

fist bumps pushups chapstick

[greggeez215]

another fucking juice head guido

[ISLAMICcycling]

THERE IS NO WAY YOUR GETTING LAID NO WAYYYYYY

[DoctorDisturbed]

Like a circus show... Hahha

[TurkishRetard]

HULK TURN ORANGE...HULK SMASH

[uzamaki32]

dammmnnn i bet he getss aaaaaaaallll the guidos

[glenn2801]

myspace bro myspace anybody know how to uolad a movie.

[glacialwings]

lol myspace.

[wrestler0308]

@icedflame7

If you think I didnt realize that guidos didnt exist before this video was made then thats pretty funny lol

[wrestler0308]

1) who the hell still uses myspace

2) This clown cant rip for shit I'd tear him a new one on the dance floor

[Eyeball1975]

@wrestler0308 1) This was 5 years ago 2) We know he can't dance, that's why this video is on here. Just sayin' :)

[wrestler0308]

@Eyeball1975

haha i know that I'm just saying it to say it is all =)

[xCuRi0s1tYx]

who the hell uses myspace anymore?

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

Guido douche

[sunNbass]

the Italian version of Riverdance?

[guidohater21]

He dances like a real mook but at least he smiles.

[timothyiannon]

Myspace? hahah this must be old!

[MrAlexandreJuby]

ronnie wanna be

[lurch6969]

this was in 2006? Then he's probably 3x bigger now....and about 10 years away from a heart attack...

[themassakr]

I didn't know so much lame was possible.

[MikeyBatts000]

Biggest jerkoff I have ever seen! I had his body when I was 4 years old!

[Michshnly]

He’s not a midget. That is cruel to say. He’s a dwarf

[ONEXYSTON]

haha my god......HOW DO YOU KNOW IF HE DOESN'T DO MMA!!!!!!!!!!........you mean go to the gym and hit a speedbag while wearing a tapout shirt....dirty dogshit Guidos making real Italians look terrible......go to Italy just once and you will never see the natives act like that

[rambo11546]

@ONEXYSTON loooooobbbbb

[johnmkrs83]

i dunno bout those shoes, you would think with some of the deep pockets some of these Guidos have they'd be sporting some 500 dollar shoes that look like bowling shoes. whenever i see a guido wearing them i tend to yell, STRIKE!!!

[010steveo]

@johnmkrs83 most of these guys are wannabe gangsta,wannabe richboys..i grew up with these jerks on long island..most of them didnt have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.most live at home and mouch of their parents.

[schellwardee]

don't encourage the little fucker

[okrangler9]

I believe everyone has said it already..nice bod but that is the best we can say--just another Jersey/NY dude.

[manawashere]

All the money muscle, but still slow and uncoordinated.

[jdymes101101]

lol he's like 5'2''

[5huya]

its ronnie !

[coolcub1]

guidos are such a joke !

[motocrosschamp69]

lmfao he looks like a pit bull!! and your a douche

[iflcmkhsm]

if this faggot was in north jersey the niggas from newark would skin this fuck and put his head on a pike. this isnt what people from my state do. these are the faggots overflowing from staten island. fuck gweeds. its just an excuse to look "pretty" for their boyfriends.

[mrceebees14]

Looks like he is doing everything possible to not piss his pants.

[bebekissez]

look mommy its a asshole trying to pick up some dudes in a dinner

[guidettebrunette1990]

mad fucking sexyy

[Diamondcut87]

DAMN HE GOT MOVES, I BET HIS LIL ASSHOLE IS SWEATIN

[guidettebrunette1990]

@Diamondcut87 wtf....

[redluis19]

He killed it

[nastytime562]

389 Guido's are not to happy !!



[AFOtto23]

I only dream about being as cool as this guy... boy, do I ever... -_-

[grumblepus]

"This is gonna be on Myspace! ...You know how to upload a video?"

[MsMedford]

homeboy is SHORT. lmao.

[KrazePro18]

@MsMedford and he can kick ur ass..

[MsMedford]

@KrazePro18 you must be his gay lover. 

[MsMedford]

@KrazePro18 did i strike a nerve. you must be short too. 

[KrazePro18]

@MsMedford i want 2 see u troll in real life, im sure he'd fuck u up..

[MsMedford]

@KrazePro18 funny how all these other comments calling this guy a fag, short, ugly etc. and my comment is the only one you chose to reply too and all i said was he was short. hmmm i wonder why? is it cause im female and most gay men like u have alot of animosity towards women??? or maybe your like 5'4 and you have a napoleon complex. most short shits do.

[KrazePro18]

@MsMedford why did u right a huge text? i dont want 2 waste my time arguring..

[MsMedford]

@KrazePro18 ok shorty doo wop, have fun shopping in then kiddie section

[johnmkrs83]

@KrazePro18 why because hes big he can fuck someone up?lol.sorry,but the whole muscular thing is just a myth, most Guidos never actually had the opportunity to fight someone who actually knew what they were doing. i got 140 ponders at my mma school that would wipe the floor with that hulk midget and probably 100 % of the guido gym rat population. " hi ,im a guido and im trained in fist pump,drunken monkey, the side strafe,temper tantrum rant and most musclar pose. "--the true guido art, my dick.

[SamusAbe]

@johnmkrs83 yeah muscles don't mean anything i'm sure your 140 pound ribcage sticking out "mma" brahs would kill this guy who has a shitload of muscle and hardly any body fat.

[johnmkrs83]

@SamusAbe thats absolutely correct,i know for a fact.it does nothing for anyone in a fight if your fighting somones who knows what there doing.it does nothing for breathing when grappling,and does nothing for your mobility in stand up,including boxing and muay thai.im telling u iv seen kids bigger than him goto mma gyms thinking they'll show up the class,the instructor purposely gives big man the smallest guy, why? to prove a point. big boys lasts usually 60 seconds or less, then they gas,fact.

[johnmkrs83]

@SamusAbe i guarantee if he walked into any mma gym,men more the half his size would own him.i know this because i used to power lift,it took me a year to fully last 45 minutes strait grappling with no rest,at 6 feet 230,after 2 years now 205 and im in best shape of my life,im not doubting him, with alot of dedication and time of strait mma he could prove deadly,its just 80% of population aren't cut out for the sport. fact.type in bodybuilder vs jiu jitsu ,and see my point well taken .

[XtremersProduction]

@johnmkrs83 how the fuck you know those ppl ur sayin could wipe the floor with him? how to fuck you know he doesn't do mma or maybe if he's trained in some skill (maybe kickboxing or smth.)?

it's easy to talk shit, isn't it?

[johnmkrs83]

@XtremersProduction i can just tell,chest is too big for his height,overdeveloped shoulders limiting his reach.he has the syndrome where you cant just let your arms fully extend in your elbows n just relax.there bent even when relaxed.'the t rex arm syndrome its called.kickboxer you say?the combination of being over muscular and being too short equals=fail for kickboxing and muay thai.mma:hed gas in 60 seconds from grappling,guarantee. being able to dance like a monkey doesnt mean you can fight

[frizzybob]

pussy, or mangina ?

[SITLTours]

wastemannnnnnnnnnn

[algokid1]

he may be a douche bag, but at least he get more PUSSY than all you fags here...stop hating, do whatever makes you happy......

[DVDSNutz]

holy shit, myspace!!!

[DJFitness919]

Yeah the background beat sounds hot, nobody's talking about that??

[MrNaixz]

Look at that nigga in the Back how hes Flashing his Ass off :D:D

[kademan13]

I wonder if he knows that he looks like a douche bag with downs.

[DarnLife]

Ah Guidos are funny

[Hariuka]

Hey this happened at white chicks when the huge black man took too much estacy! Now I know what estacy does!

[Darkflay123]

THIS IS GOING ON MYSPACE!

[j0ofez]

@Darkflay123 ITS GOING ON MYSPACE BRO

[Ndizzyinthehizzy]

Has anybody ever heard of this "Sir Master B" before this video?

[1zrofan]

these guys act so tough and macho then you see them doing this shit here, i dont get it

[Adversi7y]

guidos get more girls then you

[mikemck09]

the dudes dancin... whats gay about it... and why would it piss anyone off lmao... fist pump till ur fuckin arm falls off cuz...

[countchristos007]

is a nissan murano a hot ride???

[cleberinthearea]

Stop hating people, they're fun and you're boring....Don't hate on other people because they're fun and you're plain boring.

[kaganader]

He has Parkinson 

[Swny910]

lol italians

[Karrimor18]

Can't imagine wearing those shoes at a club

[camilo25252525]

hahahahahhahahaaha

[superpaus]

fucking gay pisses me off

[Gazmataz666]

Hahah.... faggot.

[NeoSamuraii]

Just let them be who they wanted to be.. And instead of whining about others...how about gettin a life?!

[njdonley]

douch bags

[akechi9]

if anyone says god exist, show them this... hell!! if you want to keep Jehovah's Witnesses away from your home, just put a picture of guido infront of your house!!!

[fitzrapid]

starting to feel sorry for the Guido's, as long as they're not hurting anyone its all good.

[fitzrapid]

@valemtheking

hey fck-tard!! can't you read? I didn't say anything negative against Italians, read my comment again...if not get an adult to explain to you what I said...dumbass.

always some net-gangster wannabe tough guy trying to act all hard on youtube..LOL



[pannone7]

people stop hating! do your thing, let others do theres for real

[TheTardhammer]

You call 'em guids, in this part of the world we call 'em wogs.....

Samefags wherever they land....

[jethro035181]

@TheTardhammer ...first good comment on guidos

[hasher22]

HAHAHAHAAH!!!! im sorry but that was really bad

[WorstNameEver1]

Hahaha!!!

[jerseydarth87]

is he getting tasered?

[electronikita]

Does it get any more douchy? Unlikely.

[mrceebees14]

Looks like he is bouncing around because he has to take a piss.

[NinaVanPersie]

"bro"

[1zrofan]

who let this fuckin mongoloid out his cage

[jebaker1121]

looked like a steroid-induced seizure 

[mzrestless]

typical douche

[WreakVengeance]

wtf..

[elcesar999]

dude aint even 5 foot tall lol

[Ndizzyinthehizzy]

Has anybody ever heard of this Sir Master B until now?

[groovyome]

haha wassup with those tug in jeans.. what is the length? like 26?

[mzrestless]

@groovyome LMAO!! short ass jeans

[hljeb99]

these are the uglyest shoes ever

[SuPrANaTuRaL97]

HE'S DANCING?.. man I could've swore he was having a seizure.

[SuPrANaTuRaL97]

HE'S DANCING?.. man I could've swore he was having a siezure.

[lmal355]

where is this? white castle in cherry hill or clifton or lyndhurst?

[CivilClothingTV]

Chinese Guido pt 2 is the funniest!!

[littlefuzzer]

So that's where Sammy" The Bull" Gravano is in Witness Protection...the Jersey Shore

[1zrofan]

who gave this guido mongoloid some crack

[ToXiCpImPz]

I love how everyone looks up guido videos after jersey shore comes out and gives these videos aloota views.

[jbrooks870]

@abcmatron

Thats fuckin greatt LMFAO

[johngo1224]

this guy is a fuckin faggot, just like his friends. hes excited cause they're all gonna play circle jerk when they get home.

[ToastyW33N]

What a guido faggot.

[1zrofan]

i bet this guy gets all the guidos

[1zrofan]

i bet this guy gets all the guidos

[1zrofan]

i bet this guy gets all the guidos

[valonthegreat]

HAHAHAHAH HES THE MAN! HAVING THE BALLS TO DANCE LIKE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[SkeetOnYaSheetz]

Why do all guidos have their shirts off constantly, dance like something is living in their asshole and hang out with other guys with their shirts off who also look like they're steroids. Hmm, what do they call that? Oh thats right. Gay.

[FacelessAtheist]

@SkeetOnYaSheetz

Your Comment is an insult to the Gay community.

[AccurateEstimateftw]

yeah watch the faggot go! hahaha

[melbabiee]

i can't even insult him, he's having the time of his lifeeee, go him!

[ggguzman]

lmao are you having a seizure or something?

[Maniatis1970]

hahaha the guy is fucking 5 ft tall, hes a circus performer!

[BlackGoldenRod]

dude is just havin fun and dudes mock him. at least he is confident enough to have a good time. the dudes who got a problem with that just wish they had as much confidence.

[Evisoo]

@BlackGoldenRod do you live in a fucking cave? never heard of jersey shore? theres a reason why people here are talking shit retard.

[WilbertDied]

@BlackGoldenRod HE'S FROM JERSEY I SWEAR!

[iGDoNYC93s3xy543]

ummmmm he cant dance...all he is doing is makig guidos look bad

[iBizTutor]

This guy looks like he is having a blast! Good for him!

[Prozackityzac]

guy is huge

[GunGemini]

Nice dance....I wonder where these young men are headed in the future?

HARVARD or Princeton

[Raedoll03]

IT'S THE GUIDO FROLIC.

^ I'm half Italian, I can get away with saying shit like this.

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

@Raedoll03 I'm 75% Italian and these shitheads give the entire damn boot a bad name.

"Guido" has taken on an entirely different meaning anyways.

[Raedoll03]

@DrJohnCockwalrus Words change with the times, which kinda sucks. I know it used to be an Italian name, but I'm not sure of what else it stood for. I agree, not ALL Italians from up north listen to bad techno, go tanning, and obsess over looks!

[sleazykinleazy]

What the fuck.

[SgtBhind]

those are..... the ugliest sneakers i have ever seen in my life

[brunotonysarah]

midget dancing LOL, or is it frodo from lord of the rings.

[brunotonysarah]

midget dancing LOL 

[pablow2310]

who wears capri's with sports shoes?

[str34mln3r]

What a fucking gay piece of shit

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

the more and more i watch guidos making fools of themselves, the more i love them, they're btter than douchebags

[ratter88]

Urge to kill rising....

[abcmatron]

Guidos, Why didn't hitler choose them instead.

[GunGemini]

@abcmatron

LOL your killing me man! Spit soda all over my screen

[george2648]

@abcmatron lmao damn thats evil lol

[dizzygemini86]

@abcmatron you mean why didnt he choose them also..

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

@abcmatron LOL!

[TheHomelessNinja]

@abcmatron i agree 100% :p