All "Sonic Sez" episodes (part 2)

[Thekingofcustard13]

1:16 we've all done it

[supajasiu]

7:47 " Nope I woun't give you anything... how about you give me something?" GG Tails nothing like teaching kids to be selfish entitled little shits

[Thegoodbrand2000]

You put Sharing twice.

[atomicbuttocks]

I have that on my netflex channel on netflex 4 kids on my win lol

[KoopieKid12]

Why is the squirrel wearing a hat? :/

[21Movienerd]

5:17 Dear god,Grounder is raping Scratcher

[MasterCoD124]

LOL and WTF

[AstroMovieStudios]

"But it's a zillion times safer"

How does one arrive at that math?

[mariobeyblade1226]

super mario world:Thats Mama Luigi to you mario.

sonic the hegehog:Thats Astronaut Tails to you sonic.

wtf?!

[DiegoAlanTorres]

1:37 LOL

[GreenBlockland]

"Don't play with guns, even if it's not loaded".

Sorry if this sounds stupid, but how can a gun be dangerous even if it isn't loaded?

I've played with an air pistol before.

[DiegoAlanTorres]

@GreenBlockland He said "-Even if you think it is not loaded-"

[TheHollis11]

some nice fatherly advice

[Mr37Kyle]

why do I watch this ...

I didn't even know this Cartoon

[AeizzatToha]

'I'll buy that new toilet plunger and make Dr. Robotnik proud!' said by Coconuts in Money.

[Shoppingcartapuses]

6:40 OMG when they let that on tv, i love it.

[TheDragonn29]

ummm... youd think tails would learn how to spell "says" by now, right?

[pizzapr2001]

Wow, how old are these?

[kutlessrocker23]

@pizzapr2001 Mid 90's, I think. I used to watch this show all the time lol.

[roleplayingnoob]

"there are some important things to know about watching babies"

[daisyhinojosa23]

in the description you put sharing twice

[MCGoldYoshi]

Ok Tails wears a helmet on a tire swing (I understand he's an "astronaut")

but NOT on a bike?

(see sonic sez part 1)

[21Movienerd]

9:04 And on top of that,look at how much lotion he pulled out.

9:34 THAT'S MARIJUANA

You see how wrong and hypocritical these lessons are?

[21Movienerd]

0:29 He left them alone,and yet he warns about leaving them alone

1:55 He only gave one reason,not three

2:53 They are on the street,warning about playing on the streets

3:55 Junior is like "Do I even care?"

4:47 And yet,all Sonic ever eats is frickin chili dogs

4:58 Tails ate that in like several seconds?

7:15 Sonic wasn't even in that sketch

8:02 He said to share,and yet he STOLE Tail's hot dog

8:46 Tails wants a tan,and yet he's brown

[Casadellese]

at the stupidity one i couldn't help myself from saying "DAYM RIGHT!"

[cakestalker]

beaver babes?

[KuroKenji1989]

@cakestalker

Whole new meaning these days lol

[UmbreonDarkShadow]

Wait robotnic has a son!? *meets robotnic and robotnics wife* WTF!? Translation=your wife

[Kangenshi]

Yoooooou are staaaanding in quiiicksaaaaand. How did he not notice? Haha

[Asakaro]

@Kangenshi ya think thats bad just watch the OTHER sonic show sonic underground it sucks but its so addicting to watch i cant stop watching

[MegaJamtube]

He says go to school when I just came from Sonic Says skip school

[Mastergravity99]

Sonic says dont play with guns about 10 years later shadow comes out and you can shoot people

[TheWebkinzlover2001]

Ok...tails know it's wrong to drink alcohol, yet he can't spell " says"? lol

[PrpleChan5]

I never got poison ivy in my life.

[CheeveetheCheetah]

4:44 Question! how do you tan fur? OR SCALES?

[JamesSkuzz]

Robotnik: I've invented a stupid ray.

Sonic: Whats it do?

Robotnik: On you, nothing.

[astrel23]

I babysit the beaver babes all day errday.

[RSCNyx]

Remember:

EVEN YOU CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM SLOW PEOPLE.

Thanks, Sonic.

[AeizzatToha]

'But Sonic's my friend!' said by Robotnik Jr. in Peer Pressure.

[jewbacca6497]

Yes u too can learn something from a sloth kids

[dashyoshi377]

2:59 well im young and STILL aloud on the street

[Poppy6644]

I would punch the fuck out of Sonic if he was real.

[flashstudiosguy]

the music in the back sounds like inspector gadget

[TheBadBuffalo]

I'm pretty sure that Tails was voiced by a little girl.

[PrpleChan5]

@TheBadBuffalo no in this show tals was voice by a boy

[fatblackidd141]

break bones

[EmaSkye555]

I showed these to my friend who's a kid :) she learnt a lot :)

[FrogsgoKeroKero]

apparently Sonic is now a poet owo

[ItsMrPea]

3:55 - 4:03 , junior has that look on his face. That look that says "I .Just .Don't .Give .A .Fuck."

[EpicReport]

I just learned something from a sloth... Holyshit.

[TeamRocketRockin]

3:40 As if he wasn't already a rip-off of Road Runner.

[RVesel376]

wait a minute:shouldnt little kids not be hearing the word "stupid"? O.O

[hobbitkiller45]

1:00 nostalia critic: FUCK THIS SHOW FUCK THIS SHOW FUCK THIS SHOW FUCK THIS SHOW

[zupergozer]

4:24 what kids should not even be able to see a gun *cough* America *cough*

[shamar12345100]

8:50 whats the point of putting shorts on?! u run abot all day without them!!

[shamar12345100]

5:52 wait a second your the hedgehog is saw the other day that prickd me!!!

[TheBigGuyBGY]

sonic taught me to eat hotdogs lying on the ground

[tmjordan123]

STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!



[MiddleofNowhereGirl]

When we share, EVERYBODY wins. ;)

Haha, I see what you did there, Sonic.

[lumo93]

WHY THE **** WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO GET IN A DRYER

[ZolotDubstep]

@lumo93 little kids acculy do that stuff dude... They would hide their when playing hide and seek and for any other reason. Thats why Sonic the Hedghog tells you this stuff dude. I acculy grew up watching this show and whatever he said I listioned.

[lumo93]

@ZolotDubstep I don't see that kind of stuff anymore

[Reckno64]

4:25 Then why are YOU playing with guns?

[illwillpress11]

Hey at the 7:45 "sonic says", sonic says to share the chilli with the hot dog, which makes the chilli dog. But why does sonic then STEAL both tails and the moles ingrediants and get a chilli dog??? THEIF!!!!!!!!

[Necrypt]

Jump into a drier machine? Really? Wow, somebody was running out of ideas.

[sebastien12364]

3:49

IT'S A TRAP!

[youpee43]

So tails is smart enough to buil machines and he's smart enough o build devices to iunhanse chaos emeralds but he's not smart enough to know common fact like don't club inside a dryer... lol

[youpee43]

What does shadow say? kill the humans :D

[mtyler5000]

OMG AT 8:04 the beavers fucking mouth is disconected from his teeth!

[heviarey]

Wait a min... WTF?! 3:03

[sebastien12364]

@heviarey PIGNAS!

[wes6ify]

how could they pull a muscle IF THEYRE ROBOTS!

[vfreeck]

Sonic wouldn't have got away with 1:18 in 2011.

[yeahmelalalala]

why is tails always getting in trouble

[2002liv]

sonics right i will do wut he siad

[cameronbryant24]

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SONIC WOULD TALK ABOUT DRUGS! but it does make sence

[FRY356FRY]

0:36 Tails sloooooooowww

[fadedmariofan54321]

sonic is like 25 years old tails only 9 lol

[fadedmariofan54321]

i watch this everyday

[battlefeild3plz]

i find it funny that at 2:37 tail was responsible for their deaths and was smiling

[weirdalinstrongbadia]

5:47 Seriously, what kinda squrl wears a hat, and sits there smiling?

[thefinalb0ss]

I really like sonic sez, he does have some good lessons for kids that they would probably listen to. As annoying as we think he is now, the target audience probably loved it and maybe even learned from it.

[VivianTheCat]

Why the fuck did they need to teach people how to get out of quicksand? ._.

[MarioJack123]

7:17 does not have sonic in a sonic sez!

[GreenFloyd12]

Man, those robots suck at life.

[Superminingworld]

I like the part where Sonic annoyed the hell outta me.

[AlanWarpZone]

I touched the Poison Ivy on my screen and nothing happened...

[KurakiN64]

2:56 - Wait, where are they?

[iAreAless]

PPPPSSSSAAAA is aperently sonics pastime ._.

[wowpockopaalt]

I miss old school sonic. Whats with the wierd texture at the upper-left corner at 1:13

[bugenhagenish]

sonic likes killing people

[asherleez]

tails is always the example

[MRiFXXK]

@Pkmaxey Just because An animal is nice and young doesnt mean its good, like koalas.

[456animalcrossing]

5:17- 5:25 lol

[BaryonyxFan108]

Learn something from a sloth?

Like what?

[YoungPrune]

@BaryonyxFan108 The meaning of life.

[HinatalovesNauto]

So Sonic's saying that guns dont hurt the characters in Rango?

[evilchao25]

I swear sonic was gonna tell the bot to buy a genesis.

[sergeantsoap101mw2]

Wow he calls the children who are watching the show ignorant yeah sonic you fuckin asshole because a 6 year old knows what a drier and do and what it is and you call them ignorant

[32x1000]

why the hell would a kid get in a drier!!!

[Windwakerzelda99]

thats MAMALUIGI to you sonic

Sorry, i had to XD

[tejojo]

Guns don't hurt or kill people. The people who use them hurt themselves/others.

[evilchao25]

I thought sonic was gonna tell him to buy a genesis.

[fairymairah]

the retro years were cool and all but nowadays we know that being home school adds a bit more knowledge and older folks are not allways wise and since sonic is smart why would he eat that chilly dog from those robots ? it might be poison ! and tails is smart enough to built machines by hand and but still had to be warned but it still beats sonic x ^_^ ! ! ! ! !

[sublimenese]

Play it safe, use your head, don't end up dead!

thanks for the advice sonic

[97kaa]

YOU HAVE FUR TAILS!!!... How it it possible for YOU to get a tan? XD

[superluigi132]

A few things:

1. Swinging on a wheel is still boring

2. Robots can't stretch

3. In the Liquor episode, did hell call him a dickbutt?

Yup, Sonic sez.

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

@superluigi132

1. duhhhh

2. In Brawl, keep pressing up and two with R.O.B. the Robot. He will stretch.

3. No, he called him a ding-bot

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

2:25 THEY FORGOT THE WHEEZE LOL

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

0:40 YOUR TOO SLOW!!

[Maxthemetalkid]

1:08-1:33 Beavis and Butt-Head anyone??

[leeham991]

It's funny how these are more hard hitting than the PSAs aimed at adults in the USA.

In Britain PSA are brutal, especially for drink driving and wearing seat belts.

[xxJonasosaurusxx]

Sonic is so hypocritical...

[annonamyst]

@xxJonasosaurusxx is sonic hypocrital in more than one way ? and super luigi he said dumb bots :) !

[MusicFilmArtGuy09]

Yay! This section has the part that Nostalgia Critic hated so much! The one with the sloth and the dryer!

[TheSuperSqueegy]

...and nobody gets suspicious when Tails is rubbing the brown spot on Sonic's butt, and he's all

"Gee Sonic, that's the worst case of wild flower hives I've ever seen!"

[TheSuperSqueegy]

Sonic- You know, pals, there's three ways to not be stupid:

One: Stay in school

Two: Stay in school

Three: Don't forget one and two.

I see, but isn't it dumb to give three reasons when you only have one?

[sergeantsoap101mw2]

I think the slow thing is for one of two things

1: elderly people with canes or walkers

2: retards

[DrGnockerz]

10 years later, he'd use the word "shit" in front of 6 year old Cream.

[Lasergun45]

If you're old enough to use a hot stove, you don't watch this. You watch Ponies.

I think there's an issue with what they think their target audience is.

[Shion1001001]

lol Tails: sonic, they're so SLOOOOOW

[Staremonemesis]

Wow, save his life and get a peer pressure lecture in return. Sonic must be a goddamn riot at parties...

[burgerman9000]

who would name their ray gun stupidity ray gun

[KneeVAwesomeness]

keep babys away from walls they might graffity them :/

[LibertyBelle7]

What are kids that watch this show that are about 6 or 7 years old gonna be babysittting babies?

[nickabenson]

8:50 Someone should have told that to the cast of Jersey Shore........

[nickabenson]

6:47 The chicken is a light weight

[nickabenson]

3:57 Look at how that kid is looking at Sonic like "yeah right".

[nickabenson]

2:51 Why is it when sonic talks about not standing in the street, him and tails walk in the middle of the road?

[ovician]

2:21 "Fuckoff Sonic I'm trying to swing"

[SamusSuperStar]

4:29

Years after that his friend Shadow gets interested in guns.

[TheCybertaco]

At 9:00 i thought he was going to turn into a fish stick

[narrat0r12]

If Tails is so goddamn smart, why can't he spell "says" correctly?

[pacmancherries]

I lol'd when Scratch said "booze".

[xXBladeXx4141]

@74SonicMario no that HIS kid,dont ask why -_-

[74SonicMario]

@xXBladeXx4141 He.....he.... *speechless*

[xXBladeXx4141]

@sanjitps hes a male prostitue

[xXBladeXx4141]

@kingvideogames tails is a fox

[xXBladeXx4141]

look at 4:57 how did tails eat ALL of that ice cream or sherbert and not explod

[xXBladeXx4141]

pause at 0:12 did the "bieber" babys pee all over the floor?????? O_e

[xXBladeXx4141]

8:21 why do thy have camel toes dont they have feet (or paws) like reguler anamels -_-

[xXBladeXx4141]

6:46 robots cant drink -_-

[xXBladeXx4141]

5:58 or get rabies 0_-

[xXBladeXx4141]

4:30 no they get killed(if u shoot in the right place i.e head)

[xXBladeXx4141]

3:29 riiiiiiiiiiiiiight -_-

[xXBladeXx4141]

how can a 8 year old babysit (tails) -_-

[royaltyler1]

9:29 What about Oleander, That's A poisonous flower.

[TheNarutoResengan]

sonic's reaction to slobs now "You're too slow"

[Copper20]

0:08- BIEBER babes? Sounds like Justin Bieber got babies!!

[winterdahedgehog1234]

Don't touch a squirll... it may bite!!!

[mickmackmann]

how come sonic and tails are in the street if only bumb bots are?

[Christian9484]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tryyyyyyyy it kid!!!

[kckinsmcg]

Now I can jump in quicksand, as long as a sloth is nearby! :D

[TomBoyWarrior]

sonic judges tails for everything!

[Nagaerreagan]

i thought coward is a bad word!!!

[twunk12]

You put sharing twice in the description. Also, wtf is up with the slow people thing?

[UridonTheMaster]

5:58 - 6:02 lol I wonde what robotnik was trying to do to that dog

[evthemev]

was kids riding in dryers really a big problem?

[nweakpurple]

3:57 jr is like stfu

[porgielewis124]

sonic sez!!!

[Satoshi9801]

At 4:22 Sonic smashed the fourth wall

[Satoshi9801]

Notice that the sunscreen is already tan?

[Satoshi9801]

It's Sonic's fault the babies were drawing on the wall, he distracted Tails for watching on them.

[soccerthepkmnmaster]

in the description you accidently repeated "Sharing" two times.

[octorock888]

9:31 OMFG i have poison ivy! THANK YOU SONIC!!!!

[TheCharlyHark]

2:10 You gotta create your own fun, little butt.

[TheRealBlackNRed]

Sonic=Smart :D

Tails=Stupid D:

[IsaiahEFisher]

@TheRealBlackNRed Tales isn't stupid he's just curious.

[TheRealBlackNRed]

@IsaiahEFisher

It was a joke.

[kingofthering24]

@TheRealBlackNRed Well...he is like...5 in this isn't he? :P

[TheRealBlackNRed]

@kingofthering24

Yea :P

[sevelev711]

8:50 Miles, you don't need a tan. You're as brown as a fox.

[Superbestdudeever]

sonic is 20