Tales From The Crypt : Cutting Cards (2x03) Pt. 2/3

[ryan23457]

Next time use novacaine.

[ToddSweeneyOnce]

I'm afraid I'd just have to leave town.

[ghostdog2041]

You know what happened with the bullet? It wasn't a dud. The guy got ready to do it, then the guy and gal pulled up, and he cocked the hammer back when he threatened them. Then, he depressed it, the cocks it again, then takes his turn. The bullet was fine. They just accidentally skipped over it.

[RonnieRambin]

@ghostdog2041 I was about to point that out, thanks asshole. J/K

[RonnieRambin]

@ghostdog2041 well hold on, he would of checked the barrel, i dunno, i guess i got check out the original comic.

[MrTheSupermariobros]

OH MY god what a brutal poker game.

[NodDisciple1]

Ouch. X_x Is Chop Poker an actual game? X-/

[j070491]

"you heard my friend, get the hell out of here".... haha now that was sooooooo sweet :D

[j070491]

this kind of classic TV show's do brings back memories

[j070491]

wow... this is the most intense episode of tales from the crypt :D... and one of my favorites too...

[falco621]

On shot 5, he pulls the hammer back 3 times, and only fires once.

[TheBatmanNerd]

I know i wasn't the only one who thought they were going to kiss in the end.

[DingusStudley]

Holy shit these are incredible actors. Lance Henrikson is beyond amazing.

[feyd8194]

avgn just talked about this, he didnt write, direct, or produce it. give credit where its due.

[illyrian4life]

this one and who's cookin with judd nelson were the best episodes.

[j070491]

@illyrian4life with you on that :D

[caninecasey10]

the faces the donald trump gambler made when he got his fingers chopped off were EPIC!

[Osborne4Life]

7:28

Wait, if he only had a pair of 10s, why'd he only get rid of one card?

[Thrasher9294]

@Osborne4Life When you see his hand at 7:18, he had all spades except for one card. That card and one of the spades was probably a 10, so he traded one of the spades for another card to keep his pair safe already, instead of trading that one in the hopes of a spade flush.

[SNB222]

is it just me or does the card shuffling sound like farting

[TiradeFaction]

It should be 2/2, there's no third part.

[fuzzynippleman]

5:33 He bet hit THUMB?! That's badass

[ace567z]

@fuzzynippleman no, is just covered behind his hand at 8:00 his thumb is still there

[spiderjerusalem100]

That was so good, man they REALLY fucking hate eachother!

[Teddyngham]

I love the way the gray-haired guy reacts when he finally gets the chance to chop the other guys finger off.

[MrJack123455]

ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT, hotshot name your game

...

PONG

[eartianwerewolf]

hahah Everytime the whiter haired guy gets a finger cut off his face looks like a kid eating something sour!!!!

[TheNattak]

This is just the best episode of anything I've ever seen. Period.

[sweatyshorts]

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, HOTSHOT. Let's do what we do best.

Alright! You name the game!

...

Mincecraft.

[tightsparten337]

(at the dealer)

that is one hardcore motherfucker!

[whailman]

Here from Rolfe...

[mewtoo007]

i have this story in one of my comics. So far I have issues 11-20. working at collecting the entire series

[sdafdsffdsjkfdfhdjk]

@mewtoo007 your lucky it only ran for 5 years

[GreenLantern141]

I would have left town as soon as Lance flipped over the full house.

[mrspawkala]

who else thought they were gonna kiss at the end......did he say "pass the gum"?

[nikitty020]

God theyre dumb!!! eww crypt nobody wants ur nasty dinners!!!

[dellgriff82]

Walter Hill Is the bomb

[youpooper1234567890]

@TheAbstractThinker1 the head

[Mattraction513]

TWO CRAZY ASS WHITE GUYS

[Titsmageeski]

This is the best one because it has excellent gambling lines totally packed one after one and it is an escalating situation. I gotta concentrate. Check Dead Right, Terror Television and Fitting Punishment

[superzodiac1000]

yeah, they are really "lucky".

[sfighter991]

James Rolfe wasn't fooling, this was the best episode of "Tales from the Crypt" ever!

[pinkkbutdeadly]

do these guys know the meaning of poker face?>.<

[krisfrosz133]

What a creepy ending.

[Mirokon]

This was just great.....

5 Stars!

haha now there is no stars...I must give you the finger then hahahahahah!!!!

[KiriouSs]

LOL i thought that was blood spilling at 5:33 but it was jsut the cards^^

[mossberg451]

what a bunch of dumb asses

[15551cue]

what concentration gotta do with getting your head blown off lol

[TheAbstractThinker1]

How can or could they carry on playing? They no longer have any limbs or fingers to cut up each other. Next time somebody loses, how can they possibly cut another part of the others anatomy off.

[schmidgensen]

@TheAbstractThinker1 they bite each others ears off!!

[Nconte1944]

@TheAbstractThinker1 well they didnt show it happen so theres a chance they didnt chop there arms and legs and shit off from playing chop poker they could of been playing another game cuase at the end of the episode they were playing checkers so that means they could also have been playing games before that , that they didnt show and so the end could of ment that theyve just been doing all these crazy challenges and stuff and they lost a limb or 2 doring each game.just looking into it a little.

[bobcrzy54]

classic kevin tighe was the paramedic in EMERGENCY SQUAD 51

[izzykov]

Little bit of a reveal at 1:09 ---- they're actually friends!

[ourobourous2000]

Lance Henriksen is the man!!

[CrysisFear]

SHIT i knew i souldnt go for that fucking flush

[drag117]

LOL, give the finger

[suichi98]

lol gross...cutting each other up.

[wisepopcorn]

HU4ROLLZ

[grimlockfire]

if they keep on play like this their going to be running out of body part before the end ofthe night

[TheTheultimatelover]

I've heared of giving someone the finger but this is ridiculous.LOL

[TwilightCodex]

@TheTheultimatelover LOL

[cherrycherryBOOM369]

you name the game! alright... shoots and ladders

[dave00dance]

damn i want in on that game

[Ladiestreat]

I think these guys have serious gambling problems.

[NuclearspidermonkeY]

Yeah, me and this guy are gonna play poker and where going to cut each others fingers off. Do you want to deal cards for us? (Badass dealer with awesome visor): Sure!

[jmill2525]

You gotta be as dumb as you are not to have seen that.

[Sifjada]

"Pass the gum" Hahahahah whatttt

[jackrabbit112]

Wow! How did they chop their arms off with any fingers?

[mats1e]

@jackrabbit112 hey thats true i never notised that

[kenyakeoni]

fuck they doing?

[bestgamer2112]

@kenyakeoni cut poker its when you play poker losser get finger gone

[Conspirator1337]

I was born in 1992. You mean to tell me that television used to be good?!

[deadpool514]

@Conspirator1337 it was on HBO home box office they sill make episode in 1992 they stopped making episodes in 1996

[j070491]

@deadpool514 why is that?

[deadpool514]

@j070491 becase almost everyone says the last season is the worst season

[MrHH1992]

@Conspirator1337 I was born in 92' and I used to watch re-runs of this show all the time when I was little. It was awesome, I still love this show.

[TonyShow82]

Now that's a game I would play. Chop Poker. Loose a finger and I can finally get off of work detail and live off of government income.

[KillSpreeGaming]

I want to slap him at about 5:30 , just take the shit already

[kenyakeoni]

@KillSpreeGaming lol

[crazygeo81]

Hell Ya ,one of the best episdodes ! in any series of any show ever ! Two great actors ! they also had parts in two of my favorite movies . Rino played the leader of the biker gang in STONE COLD . Sam Played the owner of the DOUBLE DUCE in ROAD HOUSE !

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

so this is what Anthony cooper was doing when John lock was a boy.

this is Lock's dad from the show lost.

[FrankGerret]

That place at the end looks like a nuthouse. xp

[bevvox]

@FrankGerret yeah; it is so sad, really; and so dark humor - funny =]

[ogskeetdizzle]

psycho

[forceblade33]

all time fav episode and show

[stiffupperlip4]

What kind of fucking hardcore guy could deal those cards to them?

[bestgamer2112]

@stiffupperlip4 a badass with shades

[BBoytoshone]

the sounds.... are really wack...

[vishous303]

ummm is someone farting in the background i here it lots of times in the video

[donotfeedthetroll]

4:10 did someone just have a really wet fart?

[werdofilms]

@donotfeedthetroll thats the cards. but it does sound like that lol

[cherrycherryBOOM369]

@donotfeedthetroll o my damn lol i heard it!!!

[BufordStone]

OMG 5:28 is funny.

[Luis2899]

Outstanding acting

[bevvox]

@Luis2899 indeed, just look at the faces, the emotion, it's just fantastique!!!

[jackbrokeheart]

Wow... that ending was... absolutely... hilarious... I love this show.

[therealEnrique]

ffmmfan

shut the fuck up

[ffmmfan]

@ 7:19 you can clearly see he's got 4 to the royal flush of spades. throwing away 1...

@ 7:29 you can clearly see a 10 of diamonds, then a face card of hearts. WTF?

@7:35 he says he should have gone for the flush. from the cards we saw him hold, he WAS going for the flush.

horrible writing, haha

[buttdude]

@ffmmfan: I would kick your ass at cards!

[ffmmfan]

nice username, idiot

[BloodyBay]

@ffmmfan I wouldn't call it horrible writing; it was just a little continuity flub. Blame the props crew for putting the wrong cards in Lance Henriksen's hand.

And the short form of what you said:

7:19 Reno's holding 4 black cards and asking for one.

7:29 Reno now has two red cards in his hand. Where did the second red card come from?

Yeah, continuity gaff. Oh, well.

[Taraalcar]

Hang on, at the end neither one of them has any arms, so I wonder who cut the last arm off?

[sparrowsanzo]

Mostly likely the card dealer.

[JimmyDonut42]

@ 8:10 is the sound I would be making after going for the flush.

[OrfeoEnajenado]

You just gotta love the faces they throw at each other

[KralleCR]

this is definitely one of my favorites. the characters are just freaking amazing

[DrCowboyFace]

Damn they hate each other.

[ballkicker19]

those jokes at the end are so bad

if it was standup the audience would be groaning

[azrial4421]

"Ill make deal with you, ill give you back one of your fingers...." haha poon

[horrorkev]

Awesome,one of the best TFTC i guess they will play on forever and ever etc..

[evilmick66]

LMAO I love how Reno reacts to getting his finger cut off!

"AAAAAH GODDAMN!! *facepalms*"

That's so hilarious, and at the same time really badass! LOL

[bealtespip123]

I play this game all the time. I always lose. = ( Ha ha ha.

[Jesterclown17]

That's the man's way of saying, "Ow!"

[seabassthemaster]

"pass the gum"

SLIP HIM THE TUNG RENO!!!!

[Vuldathian]

Freakin A man! Good flick! Short and sweet! If you guys liked this one I recommend Carrion Death and Dig That Cat...He's Real Dead. lawlz!

[SeedOfDestruction1]

funny as hell."dont worry,it wont hurt much"hahaha

[TKBOYZPRODUCTIONS]

my favorite tales from the crypt....thanks for the upload...at least someone has taste

[ShikaKun9]

Pwned