Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
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so it's kind of like a sitcom... right, yeah right. a family sitcom. right, yeah.
maybe he's kinda working class... right.. yeah right... in that home enviroment yeah, yeah right.
and maybe we'll have the grandparents come over once in a while and straighten things up... right, mhm, yeah right... and the name of the show always corresponds with somebody in it. ...According to Jim... that's it.
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so basically Tim and Eric sold there souls to Satan to make people actually believe there funny...........to all those people out there that find this humor funny its not your just under a spell.
@CaPharaoh It's a different kind of humor. Its just uncomfortable, anti-humour that turns out hilarious. Obviously it's not for everyone but why even watch a Tim and Eric video if you know you don't find it funny.
the best part about this vid is, all things considered equal, id sooner believe in my heart of hearts that tim and eric invented according to jim but i just didnt know it
i dont understand why some of you fuckheads have such a problem with people liking tim and eric. nobody is making you watch it. if youre life is seriously so deprived that you literally have nothing better to to than flame the fans of a dumb tv show then i highly recommend you re-evaluate your priorities. personally, i love tim and eric. the fact that they can be so weird and funny is appealing to me. i understand no one is gonna like everything but we dont have to fight about it.
@abcbamz17 Yes indeed. This is even before Tom Goes to the Mayor. These videos are from when Tim and Eric were in college. You can watch other bits on their website.
I enjoy the humor, but honestly, the people that rant and rave, voicing the same three lines that sum up what is great about T&E over and over just turns into a recycled cliche. And going on about how you pity those who don't appreciate the humor, as though it makes you a member of some elitist fucking sect for laughing at something. No one can just shut up anymore, not even me.
Man this stuff is pure GOLD. It's just a shame that intelligent comedy like this simply flies DIRECTLY over the heads of most Americans...this most unfortunate fact has much to do with the failure of GENIUS shows like "Arrested Development"...but hopefully not the failure of Tim and Eric!
@baueram22 i know man, people who don't get there this type of comedy are really missing out, especially when the show's get cancelled and ruin it for all of us...
It wasn't cancelled.T&E, and their fans, knew that there were always going to be only 5 seasons.Then T&E will move on to the next project. It went from TGTTM to T&EASGJ! and now CIT!. I can't wait for whatever comes next. That, to me, is the best thing about T&E. They know when to end a show while it is still very good and funny. They went out on top with TGTTM and Awesome show. They didn't run episodes to death, using the same ideas until the show grew stale *Looks at family guy sternly*
@UpperCrustthe3rd yeah i remember when family guy first come out they were funny as hell but after a while they never changed their sense of humor and after a while it just went dull, tim and eric always changed things up like you said, really one of the only shows that can even make me laugh anymore.
@Camaromandave98 The Simpsons have always, and will forever be, the better cartoon. Family Guy is so bland and formulaic. I'll admit I liked family guy when it was still pretty new. But then I stopped being 10 years old and I realized how stupid the "this is more _ than the time I _" jokes were. I'm glad that I found about T&E a couple of years ago. Tim and Eric's humor speaks to me. I love public access TV. Tim and Eric remind me of it. Plus the expressions and akwardness are a hoot.
HA! jim belushi! lol.. they so know how bad he sucks.. i'll quote a line from a song by the great john lajoi(not sure how it's spelled).. "i have an "according to jim" personality.. i'm as entertaining as a fuckin' std".. nice lol.. and oh shit they were supposed to have written "According to jim" just heard them say that at the end.. that's great.
Like like the Tim and Eric Awesome show for its awkwardness, but stuff like this is a little too bland for my tastes. Like it seems like it's trying to not be funny to be funny, which usually works with them, but in this seems to come up short and just come off as boring.
@pnation1 ACTUALLY.....Tim and Eric are creative geniuses. The awkwardness and off timing is on purpose. They also re-record the videos they make on VHS for the old look they have. It's all intentional and some people (Like you) can't comprehend humor without a buildup and a punchline. Tim and Eric are awesome.
@Korupshenv1 u put it perfectly. i was trying to put my finger on why it was so funny and how ingeniously inane it was.. this is fucking beautiful. this is (hopefully) where comedy is going.. and if so.. comedy is at its best ever..
@Korupshenv1 Where as I greatly appreciate the sense of humor Tim and Eric possess, please don't sit here and say that people who don't think that they are funny just don't understand it. I am sure that many people understand it but just don't think its funny.
@fjlj480 yeah for instance I love some of their stuff but thought this was utter shit. People who say others "don't understand" whatever niche nonsense they like are just pompous idiots.
@Korupshenv1 as much as I love some of what Tim and Eric have done calling them geniuses is ridiculous. Mozart was a genius. Einstein was a genius. Keith Jarrett is a genius. Tim and Eric and not geniuses.
@TehWinnerz Yeah they are. They only reason they didn't compose all of those symphonies or discover special relativity, or whatever, is because it was already done. This is the only worthwhile thing left for us as a species to accomplish.
I'm sorry but while they are certainly funny at times, they are also incredibly retarded. I find hem hit and miss. Sometimes I get a good laugh, other times I roll my eyes at their "try hard", stupid ways.
@Nikotehwolf Ever think that it is there humor that is idiotic? It's like slapstick without the slap. It's all stick and no balls.
It's a satire of lame jokes. That's meant to be the real clever part? "Woah-ho, look how wacky this is", "We're so awkward". Cheap laughs for cheap fans. Nothing smart about it.
Do you think Michael Cera is the best actor? That Dubstep is the best music? Well sh*t, I guess I'm just not as smart as you folks. I'll stick to my things with meaning.
@telkevolon I love how you're treating comedy as something that is totally not subjective, and that there is a clear definition between what is and what is not funny. It's art, and everyone has different -tastes-. I also enjoy the fact that you are calling our humor idiotic, when you came onto this video just to post your opinion that you KNOW no one would agree with just to start shit. That, to me, is stupid. Fuck off, troll, and leave us to our "dumb" humor.
@Korupshenv1 Yeah.. Geniuses. It's lame humor for the obsure crowd. It's the same stuff we have been seeing for years.
Simply, it is dumb humor, ANYONE could go outside and sh*t in a plastic bag, show it to "you people" and it would be such a smart and deep comedy that people wouldn't "get".
It's all those years of Family Guy, SNL and any other lame jewish teenager comedy. They go for the cheap laughs EVERYTIME. Their audience is College kids for a reason. It's popcorn comedy. A cheap joke
@telkevolon Or maybe we don't have the same fucking sense of humor as you. I think they're funny, I think Cera is kind of funny, and I think dubstep sucks. Oh my god, I don't fit your standard of cheap moron. Are you honestly saying Tim and Eric are typical? You're acting like we're some sort of exclusive hipster group because we find intentional awkwardness funny. And if this is popcorn comedy, yet too deep for you, what IS your idea of funny? Let me guess, Carlin and only Carlin. Screw you.
@pnation1 because you're a humorless tool. Tim and Eric are two creative minds you couldn't come close to understanding. Its all a throw back. Subtlety.
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Like you have a shred of self -respect. You drink alone & aimlessly troll youbube because you have no life. How else would you have come across me? No, you want this to stop then you stop replying to me. Don't reply to this & you'll never hear from me again, but I'm not going to stop because you tell me to. There's a little self-respect for you.
If you really are finished, then you wont reply to this.
Novels? Six lines is hardly a novel. Not all of us are as lazy as you are. & yes you were being stupid. If you're going to involve yourself in an argument don't get upset by the responses. Did you honestly think I wouldn't respond to you? You started this so don't get all offended by my responses to you. If you don't like arguing & easily get your feelings hurt then shut your fucking mouth.
You're doing the same exact thing I am Thwooz so what does that make you? Hypocrite. By replying to my "off-topic" comment with a further "off-topic" remark you sunk down to my level. So don't hold me accountable to your youtube standards you yourself can't remain true to you dogmatic twit, especially when you're supposed to be better than me. It just screams idiocy on your part.
Yes it is & I'm aware of that. But so fucking what? Whether Tim & Eric do drugs is trivial. Why anyone should concern themselves either way makes no goddamn sence. YamaMayaNeko is a fucking idiot. that's my argument. Perhaps you haven't been reading closely. Why argue petty & shallow morality regarding drugs of all things? It's ridiculous.
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3:18 different programming? All these guys videos are practically the same. Not that I don't enjoy it but it's not really anything special just a lack of competition to give them a run for their money/ratings.
and you right you dont need drugs to have a creative mind, you cant get a creative mind from drugs, you gotta be born with it. just drugs make your creative mind more 'interesting'
sure does bro,lol, i saw the creation of this universe being made by two equal evil and pure good forces. spittin out the time code that creates the frequencies of which keep all matter together in this universe. and so much knowledge thoughts going thru me, when i came to,i remebered some knowledge, that has given me balance in my life, brought situations to me thru law of attraction. i saw evrthings chakra and connection lines shooting energy light.oh yea and all the eyes tryin to scope me
not widly known but tim and eric do lots of drugs, and if you yourself does drugs you would get what they just did, Ever get really high and talk about nothing? thats what they just did
There one where they prank call a music shop and talk about a uke hiting a laptop and when it shows them calling they where doing shit i do when i smoke, i know they talk about Poping Extacy in the show, they where probly on that when they called that place, thats what it looked like. there are alot of subliminal things going on in tim and eric. you just gotta be smart enough to see em
when you do drugs you can smell your own, and they DO drugs its nothing bad. Pot is a gateway to open your mind, the shit they do is stuff i have thought about on drugs. this stuff makes sense the me, its fucking Genious, The whole point of the tim and eric awesome show is they are saying, if THEY ran the tv, this is what they would do.
"I had the idea that we take someone that, you know, is a greeat great comedian, great personality-"
"Oh that's a short list"
"Yeah, I mean you know who Im talkin about"
"Jim"
"The Great Jim, Jim Belushi"
Shinjuku23 1 week ago
oh no wonder it's not funny and smells rotten... they're gay.
OccasionalComments 1 month ago
I hate focusing on this.
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 3 months ago
I love when he calls her 'meeeegan'
bunzaroni 3 months ago
Robin Williams Sr. XD
newkillergenius 4 months ago
666 likes!!!!!!!!!!!!
slughead881 4 months ago
74 people didnt know the drill
chrisbastian69 5 months ago
You know the drill hhahahahaha
trebekk69 6 months ago
@trebekk69
Chrispiel 5 months ago
these two are the reason why people want to make gay marriage illegal
kupu2pagi 6 months ago
Their child is Mary Kate Olsen if she fell down a lot of stairs.
tayloreh 6 months ago
@tayloreh ya blew it.
kirydawg 3 months ago
Nice.
spiegalr 8 months ago
I'm high as FUCK.
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musov 8 months ago 4
They look freaky without the blue comic colors or the little kid clothes.
Wabaanimkii 8 months ago
i want the song at the start
keroncoward 8 months ago
most accurate captions i have ever seen id give that a poke
SimeoneSmarsh 8 months ago
71 people don't want to finish their pancakes...
Verschrankung 9 months ago 2
3:42
so it's kind of like a sitcom... right, yeah right. a family sitcom. right, yeah.
maybe he's kinda working class... right.. yeah right... in that home enviroment yeah, yeah right.
and maybe we'll have the grandparents come over once in a while and straighten things up... right, mhm, yeah right... and the name of the show always corresponds with somebody in it. ...According to Jim... that's it.
basically sums up every sitcom ever.
jman202011 9 months ago
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jman202011 9 months ago
Fucked up family...lmao!
RKarma19 9 months ago
that girl looks so happy.
5671ah 9 months ago
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so basically Tim and Eric sold there souls to Satan to make people actually believe there funny...........to all those people out there that find this humor funny its not your just under a spell.
CaPharaoh 9 months ago
@CaPharaoh uhh i think you mean that tim and eric sold their souls to SPAGETT
BuddhaMUD 9 months ago 2
@CaPharaoh It's a different kind of humor. Its just uncomfortable, anti-humour that turns out hilarious. Obviously it's not for everyone but why even watch a Tim and Eric video if you know you don't find it funny.
Master2pint 9 months ago
@CaPharaoh can't tell if troll
Foobitz 9 months ago
@CaPharaoh ur stupid
spidermonkeykid95 8 months ago
That child is disturbing.
cubehead978 10 months ago
EAT YOUR PANCAKES.
cubehead978 10 months ago
the best part about this vid is, all things considered equal, id sooner believe in my heart of hearts that tim and eric invented according to jim but i just didnt know it
dlincoln89 10 months ago
If you don't like it, don't watch it :)
autumntee85 10 months ago
A prototype Jan and Wayne.
Lunasakuramoon 10 months ago
i dont understand why some of you fuckheads have such a problem with people liking tim and eric. nobody is making you watch it. if youre life is seriously so deprived that you literally have nothing better to to than flame the fans of a dumb tv show then i highly recommend you re-evaluate your priorities. personally, i love tim and eric. the fact that they can be so weird and funny is appealing to me. i understand no one is gonna like everything but we dont have to fight about it.
parisbelow 11 months ago
Does she look more like her Dad or her Dad?
TheCoffeechat 1 year ago
now meee-gen
kobimzr 1 year ago 4
gay job
Bcasey11 1 year ago
lol you know the drill..
seigneurvoland666 1 year ago
Genius
petercox100 1 year ago
Who's driving the RV?
ontariobuds 1 year ago
@ontariobuds - a Chippy.
PieceofMindmusic 1 year ago
they must be moving in the process of this video
SgtSpiesCorner 1 year ago
I like parties. I like fun. I wanna live in a hamburger bun!
monkeybutts78 1 year ago 33
Tim and eric pwn you..
RARARANDOMcopter 1 year ago
like a skin infection you love to scratch...xo
zaynzaynzayn 1 year ago
70 people never did a great job!!
brotherray85 1 year ago
What did I just watch O_O.
noobypwner1 1 year ago
booorrrrinnnnnggggg zzzzzzz
betthisonesfree 1 year ago
@betthisonesfree Your name implies that you are probably a thief.. So you don't get to comment on weather or not this is funny...
twizzlers9 1 year ago
@twizzlers9 loll ok fine your comment made me laugh
betthisonesfree 1 year ago
@twizzlers9 you spelt whether wrong
andrewandgregpwnu 1 year ago
@andrewandgregpwnu Oh no, it's a language arts teacher on youtube. Spare me nub, my mother tongue is Esperanto..
twizzlers9 1 year ago
What. The. Fuck.
Styx1992 1 year ago
I like how they're looking towards the camera when they talk.
Volcanic9 1 year ago 5
@Volcanic9 you should watch tom goes to the mayor, loads of un-flattering images.
kobimzr 1 year ago
is this from before the show started?
abcbamz17 1 year ago
@abcbamz17 Yes indeed. This is even before Tom Goes to the Mayor. These videos are from when Tim and Eric were in college. You can watch other bits on their website.
UpperCrustthe3rd 1 year ago
damn tim was skinny back in the day
NickandCharlieShorts 1 year ago
Tim looks like Thomas Lennon sometimes in this one.
fukkock 1 year ago
@fukkock HE DOES, OMFG.
ChristianU2ubeh 1 year ago
Who the hell's driving the RV?!?
mannymo7777 1 year ago 42
@mannymo7777 Gibbons
princep 10 months ago
That "Now daddy's going to the bathroom" thing made me laugh my fucking ass off.
FakeApology 1 year ago
They are clean up nice.
punchamime 1 year ago
i adore them. i wish they were my dads.
misowaitress 1 year ago 4
lol i like this shit... i like many things
ilikepez 1 year ago
so it's genius if people don't like it, and it's genius if people do like it. c'mon i like some tim and eric, but you T&E fans are deluded
chrispollock 1 year ago
I love tim and erics humor. I pity people who cant appreciate it. I am in an elitist fucking club for laughing at something.
aquibwa 1 year ago
I enjoy the humor, but honestly, the people that rant and rave, voicing the same three lines that sum up what is great about T&E over and over just turns into a recycled cliche. And going on about how you pity those who don't appreciate the humor, as though it makes you a member of some elitist fucking sect for laughing at something. No one can just shut up anymore, not even me.
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@JohnzortheGreat I love tim and erics humor. I pity people who cant appreciate it. I am in an elitist fucking club for laughing at something.
WWFWCWECWOldSkoolFan 1 year ago
my god this is sooooo funny lmao
MrEddiepadilla 1 year ago
Man this stuff is pure GOLD. It's just a shame that intelligent comedy like this simply flies DIRECTLY over the heads of most Americans...this most unfortunate fact has much to do with the failure of GENIUS shows like "Arrested Development"...but hopefully not the failure of Tim and Eric!
baueram22 1 year ago
@baueram22 i know man, people who don't get there this type of comedy are really missing out, especially when the show's get cancelled and ruin it for all of us...
Camaromandave98 1 year ago
It wasn't cancelled.T&E, and their fans, knew that there were always going to be only 5 seasons.Then T&E will move on to the next project. It went from TGTTM to T&EASGJ! and now CIT!. I can't wait for whatever comes next. That, to me, is the best thing about T&E. They know when to end a show while it is still very good and funny. They went out on top with TGTTM and Awesome show. They didn't run episodes to death, using the same ideas until the show grew stale *Looks at family guy sternly*
UpperCrustthe3rd 1 year ago 2
@UpperCrustthe3rd yeah i remember when family guy first come out they were funny as hell but after a while they never changed their sense of humor and after a while it just went dull, tim and eric always changed things up like you said, really one of the only shows that can even make me laugh anymore.
Camaromandave98 1 year ago
@Camaromandave98 The Simpsons have always, and will forever be, the better cartoon. Family Guy is so bland and formulaic. I'll admit I liked family guy when it was still pretty new. But then I stopped being 10 years old and I realized how stupid the "this is more _ than the time I _" jokes were. I'm glad that I found about T&E a couple of years ago. Tim and Eric's humor speaks to me. I love public access TV. Tim and Eric remind me of it. Plus the expressions and akwardness are a hoot.
UpperCrustthe3rd 1 year ago
could these guys get any more gay?
Kahndawg 1 year ago
@Kahndawg: if they did they would end up like you and your father.
tscarlsson 1 year ago
@Kahndawg
See Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job
TehDauvs 1 year ago
@Kahndawg Could you get anymore queer?
twizzlers9 1 year ago
HA! jim belushi! lol.. they so know how bad he sucks.. i'll quote a line from a song by the great john lajoi(not sure how it's spelled).. "i have an "according to jim" personality.. i'm as entertaining as a fuckin' std".. nice lol.. and oh shit they were supposed to have written "According to jim" just heard them say that at the end.. that's great.
TilderyKoadil 1 year ago
@jon8him
Yeah I totally agree. This isn't really funny.
Gewok666 1 year ago
@Gewok666 YOU SUCK DONKEY BONER
cityfan22 1 year ago
Like like the Tim and Eric Awesome show for its awkwardness, but stuff like this is a little too bland for my tastes. Like it seems like it's trying to not be funny to be funny, which usually works with them, but in this seems to come up short and just come off as boring.
jon8him 1 year ago
Who in the world could be driving that mobile home?
JuIsTheLaw 1 year ago
flmao
MadesiccLives 1 year ago
That...is an ABSURD amount of pancakes. Fantastico bit!
1bears1suck1 1 year ago
"Jim, jim, jim - According to Jim." (the first title one would come up with)
"...Hey, that's it!" lol
Also, 4:04 is indeed editing gold, this show is just the tits.
Snaak123 1 year ago
Have anybody ever watched this show high...it deserves an oscar
DreDaPrince313 1 year ago
ya eat ya pancakes, ya go to the bathroom, ya do ya business.
sarahmcsarahface 1 year ago
4:04 edit gold
edcapos 1 year ago
Tim and Eric are the funniest people alive, much better that all those other guys.
949matty 1 year ago
now Meegan. haha
Tim and Eric are #1
UpperCrustthe3rd 1 year ago
making fun of stereotypes
TheGeneLightShow 1 year ago
i love his face on "just some celebs" it just DONT match the words at all lol!
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good god i hate these guy's.y in the hell dose cartoon network keep giving these jerk offs show after show,and season after season.
ink1020 1 year ago
Easily the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
And I fucking loved it.
Professorben112 1 year ago
hahah ive been to the cleveland metroparks zoo
stupididiots100 1 year ago
Meh...
tokinblckgie 1 year ago
Genius.....Just genius, tim and eric are the shit!!!
supershqipa 1 year ago
tim and eric are the best.
casualtimmy 1 year ago 3
its awkwardness don't to perfection which makes it hilarious
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why do these 2 homos even have a show,if any of you agree with me find all theyre videos and basicaly sa y the same thing
pnation1 1 year ago
You realize that the show these "homos" have is incredibly popular, right?
StephanieLives 1 year ago 2
@pnation1 ACTUALLY.....Tim and Eric are creative geniuses. The awkwardness and off timing is on purpose. They also re-record the videos they make on VHS for the old look they have. It's all intentional and some people (Like you) can't comprehend humor without a buildup and a punchline. Tim and Eric are awesome.
Korupshenv1 1 year ago 238
@Korupshenv1 exactly, epic win.
DXHSTUDIOS 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 you just destroyed who ever disagreed with you. and also made a whole lot of sense.
DANxHALEN 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 A lot of people also just can't relate to their jokes because they don't remember or never saw the crap they'e spoofing.
In 10 years, who will remember the source for "Jim and Derrick"?
msa1985 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 You are the man bro.
summitthescale 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 u put it perfectly. i was trying to put my finger on why it was so funny and how ingeniously inane it was.. this is fucking beautiful. this is (hopefully) where comedy is going.. and if so.. comedy is at its best ever..
TilderyKoadil 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 Where as I greatly appreciate the sense of humor Tim and Eric possess, please don't sit here and say that people who don't think that they are funny just don't understand it. I am sure that many people understand it but just don't think its funny.
fjlj480 1 year ago 4
@fjlj480 yeah for instance I love some of their stuff but thought this was utter shit. People who say others "don't understand" whatever niche nonsense they like are just pompous idiots.
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@Korupshenv1 Creative geniuses? Is this a joke? Dane Cook is funnier than these guys, and that's pathetic, pal.
shookabow77382 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 well said sir
yeahyeah1821 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 great job
popkernel14 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 Fuck yea man!
Clementine648 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1 as much as I love some of what Tim and Eric have done calling them geniuses is ridiculous. Mozart was a genius. Einstein was a genius. Keith Jarrett is a genius. Tim and Eric and not geniuses.
TehWinnerz 1 year ago
@TehWinnerz Yeah they are. They only reason they didn't compose all of those symphonies or discover special relativity, or whatever, is because it was already done. This is the only worthwhile thing left for us as a species to accomplish.
SillySantaHat 1 year ago
@SillySantaHat lulz, whatever you say matey
TehWinnerz 1 year ago
@Korupshenv1
I'm sorry but while they are certainly funny at times, they are also incredibly retarded. I find hem hit and miss. Sometimes I get a good laugh, other times I roll my eyes at their "try hard", stupid ways.
RawCutFilms 1 year ago
@RawCutFilms hurrr "try hard"? You are obviously too idiotic to understand their humor
Nikotehwolf 1 year ago
@Nikotehwolf Ever think that it is there humor that is idiotic? It's like slapstick without the slap. It's all stick and no balls.
It's a satire of lame jokes. That's meant to be the real clever part? "Woah-ho, look how wacky this is", "We're so awkward". Cheap laughs for cheap fans. Nothing smart about it.
Do you think Michael Cera is the best actor? That Dubstep is the best music? Well sh*t, I guess I'm just not as smart as you folks. I'll stick to my things with meaning.
telkevolon 11 months ago
@telkevolon See look you think its just nonsensical gags, Protip: its called satire
Nikotehwolf 11 months ago
@telkevolon I love how you're treating comedy as something that is totally not subjective, and that there is a clear definition between what is and what is not funny. It's art, and everyone has different -tastes-. I also enjoy the fact that you are calling our humor idiotic, when you came onto this video just to post your opinion that you KNOW no one would agree with just to start shit. That, to me, is stupid. Fuck off, troll, and leave us to our "dumb" humor.
Kelavmeister 11 months ago
@telkevolon Troll detected.
MisterWordman 10 months ago
@Korupshenv1 Yeah.. Geniuses. It's lame humor for the obsure crowd. It's the same stuff we have been seeing for years.
Simply, it is dumb humor, ANYONE could go outside and sh*t in a plastic bag, show it to "you people" and it would be such a smart and deep comedy that people wouldn't "get".
It's all those years of Family Guy, SNL and any other lame jewish teenager comedy. They go for the cheap laughs EVERYTIME. Their audience is College kids for a reason. It's popcorn comedy. A cheap joke
telkevolon 11 months ago
@telkevolon Or maybe we don't have the same fucking sense of humor as you. I think they're funny, I think Cera is kind of funny, and I think dubstep sucks. Oh my god, I don't fit your standard of cheap moron. Are you honestly saying Tim and Eric are typical? You're acting like we're some sort of exclusive hipster group because we find intentional awkwardness funny. And if this is popcorn comedy, yet too deep for you, what IS your idea of funny? Let me guess, Carlin and only Carlin. Screw you.
ciasplntr 11 months ago
@pnation1 because you're a humorless tool. Tim and Eric are two creative minds you couldn't come close to understanding. Its all a throw back. Subtlety.
JimB667 1 year ago 5
@pnation1 haha, you're an idiot.
xScuzzleButtx 1 year ago
holy shit so many thumbs down on one video lmao
fanofallthatiscool 1 year ago
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Like you have a shred of self -respect. You drink alone & aimlessly troll youbube because you have no life. How else would you have come across me? No, you want this to stop then you stop replying to me. Don't reply to this & you'll never hear from me again, but I'm not going to stop because you tell me to. There's a little self-respect for you.
If you really are finished, then you wont reply to this.
petthora 1 year ago
@petthora Have you ever tried an Absolut on ice?
chronictoker1 1 year ago 3
@chronictoker1 What?
petthora 1 year ago
im all for tim and eric but this seems to be more of messing with the veiwers than comedy.. kinda like reverse comedy..
opti95 1 year ago
reverse comedy is sometimes the best, look at some of andy kaufmans old stuff
mrzisme 1 year ago
Novels? Six lines is hardly a novel. Not all of us are as lazy as you are. & yes you were being stupid. If you're going to involve yourself in an argument don't get upset by the responses. Did you honestly think I wouldn't respond to you? You started this so don't get all offended by my responses to you. If you don't like arguing & easily get your feelings hurt then shut your fucking mouth.
petthora 1 year ago
You're doing the same exact thing I am Thwooz so what does that make you? Hypocrite. By replying to my "off-topic" comment with a further "off-topic" remark you sunk down to my level. So don't hold me accountable to your youtube standards you yourself can't remain true to you dogmatic twit, especially when you're supposed to be better than me. It just screams idiocy on your part.
petthora 1 year ago
"I hate focusing on this, I hate the attention that we have to give her."
LMFAO
p228man 1 year ago
Yes it is & I'm aware of that. But so fucking what? Whether Tim & Eric do drugs is trivial. Why anyone should concern themselves either way makes no goddamn sence. YamaMayaNeko is a fucking idiot. that's my argument. Perhaps you haven't been reading closely. Why argue petty & shallow morality regarding drugs of all things? It's ridiculous.
petthora 2 years ago
You know the drill. You eat your pancakes. You go to the bathroom. You do your business.
KSengage86 2 years ago
oh my god this is hilarious!!!!!!
squanto106 2 years ago 2
Too ace. Too too too fucking ace.
felderkirk 2 years ago 27
just eat ur pancakes.
mistermaster2000 2 years ago 4
yayo160, u read that passage somewhere on the internet. you should put that statement in quotes you unoriginal fucktard.
lol
gemlyn1 2 years ago
HAHA CLEVELAND METROPARKS ZOO?
ledsabbath165 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.
yayo160 2 years ago
im sorry your wrong, your using jokes from the 90s and your a grotesquely ugly freak
themadplotter 2 years ago 4
Wow that was totally original, and not overused at all.
ledsabbath165 2 years ago
balloonshop better
TheNinjadoodle 2 years ago
This is one of the funniest bits i've seen by tim and eric
Grahami90 2 years ago
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WTF is this crap? .. I hope they never show this on CN again.
CN is for CARTOONS.
When will people learn.
InverseSun 2 years ago
Tim and Eric's humor is animated enough, and they were originally a cartoon.
iratedumbass2 2 years ago 3
wow this video is about two fathers not religious wars!
getapokeon 2 years ago
Why so serious?
ArtfulDawdger 2 years ago
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Crap - that's all I can say about this shit.
KontoZbanowane 2 years ago
go paint a house in a rich country.
emarum 2 years ago
HAHA i fuckn love it, look at how deep the coments got over a video that doesnt make any sence. I just smoked a blunt haha.
frodope 2 years ago
It will always be 100% but with a few exceptions. Nice.
LucarioVsMetaknight 2 years ago
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this show sux cheetah dik
trufiend138 2 years ago
lololololoolololollll wesley willis
104cheesemonster 2 years ago
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3:18 different programming? All these guys videos are practically the same. Not that I don't enjoy it but it's not really anything special just a lack of competition to give them a run for their money/ratings.
cantryss 2 years ago
is he pooing or throwing up?
hatersfate2 2 years ago
i actually smoked with them in New Haven CT sorry to squash your dreams
raydable 2 years ago 3
and you right you dont need drugs to have a creative mind, you cant get a creative mind from drugs, you gotta be born with it. just drugs make your creative mind more 'interesting'
YamaMayaNeko 2 years ago
Goddamn this is such crap quality, it's amazing XD
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago
I hate focusing on this!
Erkerkerk123 2 years ago
DMT opens your mind.
'life opens your mind
MickeyLWalker 2 years ago
sure does bro,lol, i saw the creation of this universe being made by two equal evil and pure good forces. spittin out the time code that creates the frequencies of which keep all matter together in this universe. and so much knowledge thoughts going thru me, when i came to,i remebered some knowledge, that has given me balance in my life, brought situations to me thru law of attraction. i saw evrthings chakra and connection lines shooting energy light.oh yea and all the eyes tryin to scope me
1111thetruth 2 years ago
I love you.
RealOblivion 2 years ago
now meegan....
hahahahhahaah
0Utubeuser 2 years ago 2
not widly known but tim and eric do lots of drugs, and if you yourself does drugs you would get what they just did, Ever get really high and talk about nothing? thats what they just did
YamaMayaNeko 2 years ago
how do you know they do lots of drugs
0Utubeuser 2 years ago
they put drug refreces in there Awesome show.
YamaMayaNeko 2 years ago
yeah i belivie you but could you like name some or smthing?
kangurokid 2 years ago
There one where they prank call a music shop and talk about a uke hiting a laptop and when it shows them calling they where doing shit i do when i smoke, i know they talk about Poping Extacy in the show, they where probly on that when they called that place, thats what it looked like. there are alot of subliminal things going on in tim and eric. you just gotta be smart enough to see em
YamaMayaNeko 2 years ago
you are a braindead moron.
wobjob 2 years ago
Tim doesn't do drugs.
Eric does drugs but he never writes when he's on drugs
ScrewLimbBizkit 2 years ago
when you do drugs you can smell your own, and they DO drugs its nothing bad. Pot is a gateway to open your mind, the shit they do is stuff i have thought about on drugs. this stuff makes sense the me, its fucking Genious, The whole point of the tim and eric awesome show is they are saying, if THEY ran the tv, this is what they would do.
YamaMayaNeko 2 years ago