Natural Born Killers's Deleted Scene

[TheWammer420]

the legend that is Denis Leary

[betatalk357]

Leary's right. If the Pittsburgh Pirates hired Castro, Leary would've been able to sit in a greasy spoon, wondering, "Gee, should I have the T-Bone Steak or the Jumbo Rack of Ribs with a side order of Gravy Fries?" Leary would've been able to eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. And smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cinncinnati in a non-smoking section. And run through the streets, naked, with green jello all over his body, reading Playboy Magazine.

[betatalk357]

Now, we wear polo shirts and slacks and gourde ourselves on fucking salads and take our designer label obsessed brats to the mall, a consumer prison, in our miserable hybrids and gay crossovers. And work 3 shitty jobs, making minimum wage to pay off their charges at an affordable rate of 93% in interest on the Platinum credit card and die at the age of 52, when the tax raping government doesn't want us retiring until we're 70 years old. :(

[Slumminbum]

They should've keep this in the movie. It's as disconnected and bizarre as the rest of the movie.

[KatieElizabeth931]

thats fkn awsome!!!!! Dennis Leary kicks ass

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

I'm very glad they cut this. Nothing against Leary, but how the hell would've this fit into the narrative of the movie? Admittedly, it's not a standard A to B sort of script, but this would've just been out of left field. I can't even imagine this being in the movie. Who the hell is he supposed to be? Just some crazed Mickey and Mallory fan? Weird.

[jsj297]

Im glad they deleted this scene, what a tool he is. Mr. Hicks write this for him too?

[6rings66]

@jsj297 haahahahaha omg nice one

[TheWammer420]

@jsj297 jesus. bill hicks bill hicks ooohhh bill fcuking hicks, bill hicks was a shit so called comedian an now hes dead so play another record ffs, stop goin on and on bout it. Leary is a real talent if u dont like him heres an idea, dont watch him. wow its that easy. u must have a boring life if all u do is watch stuff u dont like an moan bout it. typical hicks fan

[jsj297]

@TheWammer420 Typical, as in able to deduce basic logic, such as Leary being a tool? Then, yes, and Mr. Hicks would be proud of me. You and your copycat have fun together, just remeber us hicks fans already laughed at the jokes he tells you now. hahahahahaaa

[phadde]

What makes this an improvisation?

[oldirrtydoogz]

@phadde because he made it all up on the spot. none of this was in the script.

[MaDmOnkyKungFu]

damn mary tyler moore man, ruining this country.

[sweetsugarcoma]

Well done sir, well done.

[TRISTAN029]

A-S-S-H-O-L-E IM AN ASSHOLE

[piGfuK3r]

I can't say I would've hated this. It works better in this fashion although this is the first I've seen of it... Random. Ps. I heard Castro couldn't throw a curve ball... That's why he didn't go pro

[lookingglassedge]

Dennis Leary presents Oliver Stone on a coke binge. And no, I don't have that the other way around.

[themetalman3]

nice improvisation. Too bad it wouldn't fit anywhere in the movie. I only wish it did.

[uxbnkuribo]

Sirhan Sirhan's middle name was Bishara, not Sirhan. However, I do stick my right index finger in Wayne Newton's left eyeball.

[DonovanYaciuk]

Wow, what a crappy 1990's shirt.

[ivartheboneless83]

I BLAME MY GIRLFRIEND

[ivartheboneless83]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ivartheboneless83]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wish they could of fit this in the movie somewhere anywhere ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Miltonnewyork]

what an idiot!!!! good thing they deleted this scene

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

thank GOD this was cut. BILL HICKS is someone i wouldve liked to see in the film, not this hack.

[FayteKnightmare]

@xxxIzekeIxxx

Hear hear!

[ManifestoLynn]

Anyone else feel like he's on the verge of jumping into a rendition of "We Didn't Start the Fire"?

[ThePuppetgirl12]

wtf

[ManInTheWhiteHat]

that was awesome

[JimmySteller]

One of the best Denis Leary moments ever. This defines what's so funny about him.

[SuckingBallsYumYum]

do you have a boyfriend ???

[PHATSKOHE]

this man played a similar character in demolition man,,,,gud scene,shudda been left in

[Abortive]

the editing works great

[lookingglassedge]

I agree this scene should've been added. I don't think anyone else but Jim Carrey could've done this so smart and so fast. Leary is genius

"I blame John Wilkes Booth, and Mark David Chapman, and Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan and Mary Tyler Moore I blame all people who use three names." lol

[sja11]

the only genius in denis leary came from bill hicks.

he's a hack. and an extremely annoying one from boston. I know that sounds redundant

[theshipmentoffail]

Yeah, because Leary ---really--- ripped off Bill Hicks in that scene.

Bill Hicks may have been funny and influential, but you act like Leary has ripped him word for word. I'll admit there are certain parts of Hicks act that Leary should have left untouched (imitated, ripped, or anywhere in between), but to say that Leary is a carbon copy is wrong.

[kabogga]

Oh, To be in the theatre watching him perform his wretched bile spewing, makes me want a copy of 'Soldier of Fortune' and a scope rifle.

[00101100]

My MAN!!!!

Soooo, HOT!

[DRPISS29]

why the fuck was that scene deleted?

[newaccountforfilms]

Well that's or opinion, so go rent Kill Bill and go fuck yourself

[FreedomGotAnAK]

Why don't you play a game of hide and go fuck yourself? Also, Reno 911 sucks.

[WorleyClarence]

?? making fun of it ?! this is a deleted scene from the film... you dont know what you are talking about..

[WASrul]

that. was. amazing.

I think he should do slam poetry

[696styx]

Looks like Denis finally found a home

[JimmySteller]

Brilliant.

Did he actually improvise it all on the spot?! Wow,

[Onthannah]

What does he say on 0:11?

[WorleyClarence]

he says : " i'm not angry man , i'm not here "

[Onthannah]

One word: amazing

[jnapierFTW]

Denis Leary is the MAN!!

[Druryfan23]

WOW!!!!!!!! That was SWEET!!!!