Ah, I love this video series... it's what FINALLY got me introduced to the marvel known as Spoony! Haha.. I used to sit & rewatch AVGN videos every few months when I was bored... now Spoony has taken his place.. never would have thought~
@View100 - It's been statistically proven that most Republican World of Warcraft players prefer to play as Dwarves (which makes sense because Dwarves are craftsmen which means they work for a living). Most Democrat WoW players prefer to play as Elves (which makes sense because Elves are environmentalist pinkos).
Viggo the Mortensian used to say Bush was Sauron. John Rhys-Davies used to say the opposite. Here's a conundrum, though. How can an entire race be evil? Doesn't that contradict free will and therefore contradict the whole basis of a moral ethos? I mean, nobody asks to be born. That's as true for the orc as it is for the dwarf (or the manscorpion).
wow terraptus fails at rhyming you can see it in his eyes when he says use your rage, he looks around with his eyes and then he's like to ingulf my enimAYS
Have you ever noticed that for the part where the elf and the thief fight each other and the part where the wizard walks through the wall they use the wrong board? They're supposed to be in the castle, but it shows them using the cavern board.
haha, poe refrence, amantiado
MrDavidX96 2 months ago
were those orc or really ugly college frat boys?
Zachattack2490 3 months ago
love this show =)
Bombanski 4 months ago in playlist Spoony One Vids
5:28 that yellow bastard
gonotgentleman 5 months ago
I chose you Charizard.
XD
jiggles218 5 months ago
7:48 was that Spoony making a joke at the Heroes of the Lance game for NES?
perun1nj 6 months ago in playlist Spoony Playlist
@perun1nj Looks like it
Diamhea 6 months ago
8:43 :Failure is made of -"
what?
SmokenAces 6 months ago
@SmokenAces Made of should haves because the wizard said i should have known.
DomIstKrieg 6 months ago
@DomIstKrieg thx
SmokenAces 6 months ago
@SmokenAces failure is made of "should-haves"
thesalanian 3 months ago
@thesalanian Q was answered already but thx
SmokenAces 3 months ago
those orcs actually look like bugbears.
Thanquol180 7 months ago
Ah. A Labyrinth reference.
Very nice.
TheJboy88 7 months ago
i fucking pissed myself at the scorpion bit
LadyGlaDosofAperture 8 months ago
Amontillado LOL! Give yourself a cookie if you got that one.
SardaukarPrime 8 months ago
WARRIOR, COME OUT AN PLAY-AY!
TomMSTie1138 8 months ago
I will NEVER get over the sheer stupidity & hilarity of 2:45...
Poor SpoonyOne is just stunned at the insanity, lol... and can you BLAME him?!?!? No.
Me, I was getting stronger abs due to the endless laughter, lol...
greytale 9 months ago
Ah, I love this video series... it's what FINALLY got me introduced to the marvel known as Spoony! Haha.. I used to sit & rewatch AVGN videos every few months when I was bored... now Spoony has taken his place.. never would have thought~
t0ka4lyF 9 months ago
The answer is obvious...
We'll use it as a Meat Shield~!
GoodFebruarian 10 months ago
fountain of stupidity
tubethisorthat 10 months ago
0905
Oh, Charizard! I love that guy!
Slegnirp 1 year ago
ACTING.
sec0ndevolution 1 year ago
LOL street fighter lol
larcenyinc 1 year ago
2:25 i lol'd so hard at the Final Fantasy reference
slaughterror1 1 year ago
Taraptus looks like Nosferatu
samscuba1104 1 year ago
Fuck mgm for deleting part four in my country.
seventhsheaven 1 year ago
After Cobra Man theres Scorpion Man.
mattiathekaiju 1 year ago
"What kind of magic spell to use?"
scottieman2 1 year ago
actinggg
bman462 1 year ago 2
It sounds dwarven.
So dwarves are from Brooklyn?
idiotboxx999 1 year ago
"The Scourge of Mordor" LOL.
Fajjani 1 year ago
"Isn't this the cover to a Iron Maiden album?"
Right on with the Manscorpion battle!
notyoursavior78 1 year ago
nw feel my arctic blasth XDDD
ShadowSpark15 1 year ago
@ShadowSpark15 DUDE! That one blindsided me, I was NOT expecting him to reference that game. Nice one, Spoony.
inferno232 1 year ago
lol fail 8:03
gamerkid9708 1 year ago
"I choose you Charizard!" LOL
theburntshadow 1 year ago 2
"dwarf sorta looks like Dumbledores shorter unemployed brother" Aberforth?.....phfff nah!
TheFicwriter1994 1 year ago
it would be funny, if he wouldnt make a "joke" every 10 seconds
arne3285 1 year ago
@arne3285 agreed. It's funny enough by itself, no need for the commentary every few seconds...
skudzer1985 1 year ago
@arne3285 Then it wouldn't be funny.
scottieman2 1 year ago
2:50 is absolutely the most random thing ever, hahahah....
greytale 1 year ago
"Fire elemental is made of fire!" Duh
stivan25 1 year ago
nyuck nyuck nyuck !
Aramakie98 1 year ago 3
Now that is pretty fucking hilarious!
ThatCriticalJew 1 year ago
"just because you don't trust me, doesn't mean you don't need me"
Oh, sort of like the Republican party! LOL, good one Spoony
NYG4LIFE123 1 year ago
wheres the comments mute button for this video
AnImoL2 1 year ago
fuck your annoying comments. SUCK A FAT PENIS AND EAT SOME CORN RIDDLED FECES.
playdrums 1 year ago
"Duh, the fire elemental is made of fire, shooting balls of fire, in a cave made of fire. What attack should I use? Duh, fire. NO! Man this is hard"
oosaf 1 year ago 2
acting xD
whaowman 1 year ago
LOL "Rocks fall and you die!" xD
BigSmoke2222 1 year ago
DM: "It sounds like a couple of stupid orcs"
Noah: "oh that's just racist :("
lol
MynamesnotSteve100 1 year ago 37
This is an episode of Scooby Doo.
scottieman2 1 year ago
So thats where "magic missile" came from.
Karrus01 1 year ago
'The fire elemental is made of fire.'
"DUHYY" XDD
BigSmoke2222 1 year ago
Lovely Edgar Allen Poe story reference, simply lovely.
puppypuppy41 2 years ago
It's funny that you think you know anything about Iron Maiden or their album covers.
AlucardsQuest 2 years ago
"Now feel my arctic blast!"
Dude, Shining Force III!
Isaacian27 2 years ago
5:43 " get me out u idiot"
"whos calling us idiots"
"the audience"
roflcats99 2 years ago
You gotta love the Final Fantasy fanfare.
The Elf - and our boredom - levels up.
8:15 - "Looks sorta like Dumbledor's unemployed, shorter brother."
"Yeah, 'Bumblefuck.'"
8:25 - "Yeah maybe but upon REFLECTION that seems unlikely."
And Crow looses his other arm.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
lol triple h reference.
ccod191 2 years ago
DEVO!
sonictrasher 2 years ago
"the script" lol
ineedsleepingpills 2 years ago
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Holy fuck! The commentary is annoying!!!!!!!!!!
Dobbin83 2 years ago
thats a steo typical view of orcs sitting there and screwing them selves up
nomonchaudhry 2 years ago
LOL 7:54 EPIC!!
jon0376 2 years ago 6
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jon0376 2 years ago
The Dwarf and his speech on trust should be the new motto of the Republican party.
View100 2 years ago
@View100 - It's been statistically proven that most Republican World of Warcraft players prefer to play as Dwarves (which makes sense because Dwarves are craftsmen which means they work for a living). Most Democrat WoW players prefer to play as Elves (which makes sense because Elves are environmentalist pinkos).
IggyHazard 2 years ago
@IggyHazard eh, im a Republican and I play as an orc.
BigSmoke2222 2 years ago 2
@BigSmoke2222
Viggo the Mortensian used to say Bush was Sauron. John Rhys-Davies used to say the opposite. Here's a conundrum, though. How can an entire race be evil? Doesn't that contradict free will and therefore contradict the whole basis of a moral ethos? I mean, nobody asks to be born. That's as true for the orc as it is for the dwarf (or the manscorpion).
"What kind of magic spell to use."
Now I'm hearing David Bowie songs in my head.
"Golden years...."
IggyHazard 2 years ago
how about, its fantasy so you quit bitching and watch the funny video.
WhiteTiger225 1 year ago
lol Now I'm Christian Slater.
JaYkUb06 2 years ago
Hm. The warrior has an uncanny resembly to Yor.
connamoo 2 years ago
But he isn't, he has gone 30 minutes now without wiping out a civilization XD
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago
UZUH! XD
ShroomTV 2 years ago
now you are playing with power nintendo power mothor fuckers:)
vicentequinones1 2 years ago 5
5:25 LOL
Headbanger142 2 years ago
SANTA!!!
BrickstarRunner 2 years ago 3
gusuuuuuu
marin901 2 years ago
"What were they guarding?" "Just trash."
Oh you mean the script.. LOL!
lothor1234 2 years ago 4
2:25 lol
bladingMD 2 years ago
why do thay never get the army to do this things it will make it alot easier
extondude 2 years ago
Killed by his own poison? Well I guess it's semi-plausible... but stupid.
RedDaVincy 2 years ago 2
What I love is how the narrator never explains how the rules work for such actions
kigunonomiko84 2 years ago 19
hahaha cask of amontiado
MetalMike558 2 years ago
dumb = not dangerous!
lmao XD
RahNinjaBlade 2 years ago 6
6:28 Moar like Democrats amirite?
DanielBMS 2 years ago
nope. The Democrats are more like that king back there, with all the power but not actually getting anything done. :(
HunterBlackLuna 2 years ago 2
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LulzMcLeet 2 years ago
You gotta agree, the orcs look like A-list idiots!!! LMOA!!!
crazycat58 2 years ago
10:11 Is just fucking hilarious!
YEA!!!!!!! XDXD
CrimzonAE 2 years ago
Wizard: the answer is obvious, if the dwarf made the sun stone then he knows how to destroy it
Spoony: Then why didn't he just kill him?
NinoBrown23 2 years ago 4
its over 9000!
Darkassassin505 2 years ago
wow terraptus fails at rhyming you can see it in his eyes when he says use your rage, he looks around with his eyes and then he's like to ingulf my enimAYS
roflrocketrofl 2 years ago
9:58 The fire elemental is made of fire...DURRRRRRR.
Then the crazy dungeon master...HAHAHA! NOW YOU'RE WORKING TOGETHER IN STYLE...
YEAHHH!!!
NinoBrown23 2 years ago 2
"Throw your own hammer!"
So ridiculous, yet so good.
SaltySquirrelNuts 2 years ago
lol Haduken
Didn't Tenacious D take this guy out
ElBandido321 2 years ago
just walk through the wall dammit!
777drummerofdeath777 2 years ago
hahaha triple h and dances with cyote
haku202 2 years ago
LMAO Ya cause i really wanted to see what the inside of a man scorpians anus looks like! XD
kittylover272 2 years ago
What a pain in the neck
Yeah, eat me!
LOL
JoeBobJimboXBL 2 years ago
"Psst! I'll take the dumb one!" Priceless.
NoLimitsPrd 2 years ago
the scorpion thing is actually jessica simpson without makeup
nintendonerd543678 2 years ago 4
lmao at the final fantasy defeat song at 2:22
JohnGotti0831 2 years ago
The scorpion thing looks like the demon from Tenacious D's music video of Tribute.
wolfsrainlvr 2 years ago
SANTA!
lewizX30 2 years ago
09:44
Because he is gay!
BrUSomania 2 years ago
hadouken hadouken hadouken !!!! XD
lavaxxx2001 2 years ago
your funny XD!!
holyshiznut 2 years ago
i choose you charizard! charizard pwns lol
poliwhirl2014 2 years ago 2
"Hahaha! NOW YOU'RE PLAYING TOGETHER!"
Spoony: YEAH!
umk23 2 years ago 2
LOL 8:01 - 8:05
IrelandRaven 2 years ago
DEAR LORD ...... STOP CASTING MAGIC MISSLEEE!!! ...... theres not darkness to attack to .... geez ......
NekoNatsume 2 years ago
sadly i can't stand his annoying announcer shit ... but the story line is decent at 3AM and you have nothing better to do
bhuntin7061 2 years ago
I loved the refs to Whitesnake and David Lee Roth
Moosixman 2 years ago
The Rankin/Bass Return of the King movie is demeaning to orcs. The orcs sing.
theFFVIguy 2 years ago
omg lol
snakebite176 2 years ago
hahahaha! TRIPLE H AND DANCES WITH CAYOTES!!!
crdtrkr7 2 years ago
i would love to fuck the thief in the ass!!!!!!!
thesol28 2 years ago 28
great, thanks for sharing xD
gronare 2 years ago 6
=]]]
emoskinz 2 years ago 3
I want you to doggystyle my anus n cum on my back
Ericzeppe 1 year ago
@thesol28 dude, she must be like 50 for now.
PufferBluntman 1 year ago
@thesol28
You do that but if you see any female magi then give me a call
KarinMikazuki 1 year ago
I choose you charizar xP JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Tarkus842 2 years ago 3
Scorpions, or any venomous animal for that matter, can't be killed by their own venom.
MarowakDidIt 2 years ago 5
But this is a MANSCORPION!
DarwinwasWrong 2 years ago 4
EL DIABLO LMFAO!!!!
Porcelianrose 2 years ago
cant the all powerful wizard of death just summon an A-bomb?
trak888 2 years ago 3
how could the magic missile miss?:O
Miol92 2 years ago 2
OMG, that's BLASPHEMY! >:-0
MarowakDidIt 2 years ago 4
he wasn't hit capped.
Dontchokeonfear 2 years ago
dosen't make sense, says I, the Dungeons and Dragons Gamer
Miol92 2 years ago
Have you ever noticed that for the part where the elf and the thief fight each other and the part where the wizard walks through the wall they use the wrong board? They're supposed to be in the castle, but it shows them using the cavern board.
MasterMoron 2 years ago
What is Santa Clause doing there ?-.- lmao xD
egdqv13234 2 years ago
lol 'his battle cry of the warbling turkey'
rednaxela179 2 years ago
The Wizard casts MAGIC MISSILE!! ... but where's the Darkness?
ArthasvsLeon 2 years ago 4
the scourge of mordor! wooobooobooboobob! lol
DPadJockey 2 years ago
09:36 Haduken! That was hilarious. Good SF2 impression too :P
SuperAwesomeMovies 2 years ago
I LOL'D ^_^
SuperAwesomeMovies 2 years ago
lmao i love your MST3K stuff spoony. keep up the great work
vampirehunterme 2 years ago
wtf? part 4 magicaly appeared O_O of course that's good but WTF?
f16134 2 years ago
shit ass funny
historian111z 3 years ago 3
Just go on Spoonys site and watch it there.
170593170593 3 years ago 3
what is it with the xena battle crys in the game lol
squall600 3 years ago
Scorpions are immune to their own poison so Logic fails in this vid :D
DigitalLameFan 3 years ago 6
But this is a magical ManScorpian!
timemonkey 3 years ago 7
Magical for the worse in the manscorpian's case...
GodzillaCO 2 years ago
WARRIOR: I invoke the Deus Ex Machina spell!
DUNGEONMASTER: You can't do that!
THIEF: But you set up this scenario with the PLOT CONTRIVANCE field set up.
DUNGEONMASTER: Shit.
Tareltonlives 2 years ago 8
yeah wtf!?!?!
p4rk0ur4lif3 3 years ago
"Rocks fall and you die."
Magitek111 3 years ago
lmao at the 3 Stooges Voice overs.
JamesMeteoriteHall 3 years ago
4:47: "Now feel my arctic blastht..." Where's that from?
Minic15 3 years ago
10:16 so true! There were no botches! Usually in the games I have with my friends we botch sooner or later.
RyanBow412 3 years ago
Where's the 4th part...?
brumby272727 3 years ago 2
youtube killed part 4...
thelegendofsuperLINK 3 years ago 6
probably got taken down but it was damn funny if you saw it.
clevelandhighschool 3 years ago
wow your D&D riffing is hillarious. I bet you would make a great GM your pretty quick with your wit.
PopeParty 3 years ago 6
what happened to part 4? was it deleted or something
stonecolddragon 3 years ago 3
"pssst I'll take the dumb one."
wooooop wooooop wooooop woooop
notyoursavior78 3 years ago
7:43 did the Dwarf call the Warrior a Jew? xD
doodely 3 years ago 6
"wise guy, eh?" xDDDDD
stiklius 3 years ago
Rofl! Nice labyrinth reference!XD
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Wheelofrally 3 years ago
2:22- Victory Fanfare!
Tryzon 3 years ago 2
lmao "anything to get away from Triple H and Dances With Coyote's" Brilliant commentary mate
TheCanadianTiger94 3 years ago 4
I love how the first two encounters just kill themselves, this DM is lenient as hell.
gydorack 3 years ago
Halowed Be Thy Name Cover!!!!
I see your point LOL!!!!
gavman1988 3 years ago
I'm Christian Slater.
dirtyniggeronpcp 3 years ago
Hadouken! xD
Damone80 3 years ago 2
Where's Treguard when you need him. NASTY!
Tareltonlives 3 years ago 5
Notice how the worrier fails to even try to doge, he just instantly gets to his feet and stands there...
Duhad8 3 years ago
"Rocks fall and you die." Haha.
Magitek111 3 years ago
at 2:47 i thought u were gonna say something about son