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  • application for girlfriend for this guy: will u be my girlfriend? check yes or no?! *disclaimer: i dont know what goes on in the minds of crazy women. im a crazy man and thats all i know. you know what they say:"2birds of a feather walk together!" I have to be the center of attention at all times!2nd:you must look like a model or dam near it! and you have to look good for my friends..i want a trophy! and you have to be cute dumb and coy, with just a little bit of an attitude! but not too much!

  • @terribletroll111 cont..you must think im the MAN! also you cant tell me to get rid of my hair cut! and i might piss you off enough to make you hack me! you might be the lucky or unlucky girl! dont worry if you dont get hired all at once! because i need at least an extra 100 girls for spares! and you absolutly must disclose to ANYONE how bad i am in bed! all my past girlfriends have been going black and havnt come back. thank you...sxephil.

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  • ... i know!!!! HE'S DOING ANATOMY!!

  • @0:01 it starts

  • Phil your pixel is showing.

  • ALLAH AKBAR WE WILL KILL DEFRANCO

  • I'm like "I don't care anymore" and they're all like "I'll make you care!" Lmao.

  • In phils own words Bitches be crazy

  • zomg... the 1:30 the memories!!!

  • You should not talk about friendships being expendable. i realize you got to burn bridges sometimes to evolve as a person but it should not be something you do without reservation. Its painful

  • was this filmed on a calculator?

  • you are fucking gay take one up the ass

  • i never knew dane cook had a son

  • that sucks

  • Did phil break up with lyndsay?

  • @SoleilOmbre nope

  • @SoleilOmbre thisvideo was posted on March 13, 2008 ..... >_>

  • @SoleilOmbre no

  • @SoleilOmbre no

  • Too bad he didn't kill himself he would have been an hero and we would have been spared his shit comedy until some other poser who copies other comedians styles comes onto the scene.

  • @mistercockandballs No you will burn alive in ovens for your crimes.

  • I'm gonna do things that involve vagina... possibly my penis too lol

  • Hey look, it's Dave Cock.

  • wow... how many stupid ignorant pricks have been trying to bash phil in this video? He's doing something with his life and he is known in a lot places by a lot of people, and frankly, more then a million people like his show, check his subscriptions. You could say that he may even have as many views as a real tv show. Fuck off haters.

  • this faggot should really kill himself

  • Spiteful ex's? Yeah sure as if you've had that many girlfriends. How would a nasally voiced nerd like you have girlfriends?

  • @napoliman99 Dude you're so wrong and if you've ever seen any videos on YouTube you would know he's had girlfriends and has one.

  • @greenguy10000 I have only seen his latest gf. I doubt that he had any before.This guy is an arrogant prick and he has already quit youtube 4 times and then comes back. Just for attention.

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  • @napoliman99 as opposed to a cynical nerd on the internet typing away and bashing people instead of finding out why he's such a prick? I really do hate it when people on the internet say stuff like "oh he has girlfriends" it makes you look resentful in a way.

  • @rtomyj Quiet troll.

  • @napoliman99 sorry i hurt your feelings??

  • @rtomyj I ignore trolls.

  • So, we can deduce from this video that Phil uses one password for all of his Youtube accounts and site?

  • WE DIDENT START THE FLAME WAR...

  • i watch your vids cuz there good and some times there good for finding about the news when your to lazy to go to the tv or to the website

  • I don't get, why a lot pf people support his scam?

    If he was a Nigerian scamming you via mail for money, you wouldn't support him, would you?

    So why do you now?

  • Please do shoot yourself, stop thinking about it and do it.

  • @Princeofgoldfish Grow a pair and fuck off.

  • You guys are being asses. Phil's great. Chill.

  • @MrSugarWater no he is not he try to talk fast to make him look smart but he is really not he is like a teenager try to look cool which is low

  • @halokittyzzzz

    lol okay.

  • @censortube09

    he does have a girlfriend

  • I <3 you and the people who posted in the past 3 days are just jealous and retarded... just saying. Oh wait, can't use the R word, I mean... fucktarded.

  • @lovexme21

    is this really what you do with your life? you go on youtube and write angry, hateful messages to a person you don't know? from the look of your grammar, you're probably 12. just stop, kid. it doesn't make you cool.

    p.s. in case you couldn't tell, sxephil is still up and running and this video was dated over 2 years ago. so no, no one shut him up, and i hope they never do. the PDS is one of the highlights of more than a million people's day, including myself.

  • Attention whore, and youtube shut you down because you have fraudulent views, anyone can do it on firefox or with some HTML code.

    Also Phil clearly uses titles for videos just to attract views.

  • 264,129 views and only 822 comments? you want us to believe that bullshit? hahaha, u fucking cheater. hope u die in a fire.

  • @capitalistpig1968 All these you tubers like Dawson, IJustine, Phil, RWJ, etc. inflate their view numbers to make it look like they're popular. Dawson has been doing this for years now.

  • its karma, u douchetard.

  • hey! that outro reminded me of Tony Stockert's intro from the 'NOICE MATE' video

  • hey, if a channel called 'ytpartnerchannel' subscribes to you, don't visit his page and try to delete the subscription, it can hack peoples' accounts

  • I know what you mean phil. I've burnt some bridges too, and some people just can't get over it.

  • they can't get over it because there's no bridge to cross.

  • good god i know what you mean

  • shuut up

  • Ur vids are awsome xx :D

  • I miss that little tune at the end. It reminds me of watching sxePhil after class with my friend. good times

    ^.^

  • dude, it's taco bell!!! they did it!

  • totally remind me of Ryan reynolds

  • this looks like a hostage video

  • huahsyuahsuhsua... I am craking..

  • rofl ur cool man

  • your sarcasm blows my mind...

  • wow hi def holy shit i didnt know my laptop supported 1080p

  • the quality is perfect lol

  • aww you still look sxe even when you just wake up :)

  • lol :D

  • bitches be crazy!!

  • bitches be crazy

  • FUCK YOU!

    MY DOCTOR IS LEMMY !ckuf

  • i miss the old ending theme song :(

  • i read wiki just now, i know Phil has pkd, so sad

  • dude the video quality looks like a handycam from 2003

  • so sxephil has 2 channels?

  • he's had 2 for a long time. and i think he had 3 at one point if he sitll doesn't. he mentions his second channel like twice a a week.

  • well theres sxephil, babbamkaboosh,thedefrancoupdat­e,andphilip defranco so he actually has four

  • 3 channels *

  • No, your looking into the twilight zone.

  • Who doesn't wanna get paid, and have fun.

  • he makes me laugh.

  • ur a fucking idiot...he's doing this because he likes to...not because he wants to be known

  • im not an idiot...yes, he does get paid..... but he still luvs wat he's doing

  • @zacxl actually he's doing this for money you piece of shit

  • @robertom2002 first of all, he is doing it because he likes it. the money as well, but his first motivation was the joy and fun. second, you commenting on my comment from 9 months ago......dude...opinions can change by then

  • you have 1 video rated 1 star with 45 views, youve accomplished nothing. he on the other hand has made money from making these videos that are the easiest shit ever.

  • i love the dirty things involving vagina and possibly penis..wow that is hot :)

  • why is it so bad quality?

  • LMAO! Crazy Bitches

  • nice jammies:)

  • "possibly me penis..." lmao

  • Chocolate Donuts Always Make Me Happy :P

  • Sorry dude, you seem to have lots of bad luck. Me too.

  • maybe a little brother?

  • lol

  • WOW.....thats a long time

  • LOL

  • hahahahah

  • im sorry i closed it

  • OMG. You look like Clay Aiken.

  • hmmmmmmm we shall see.

  • Interesting filter.

  • hacking ur account was so fun xD lol jks.... u should contact them.... it my just be suspended

  • This was 6 months ago, dumbass.

  • dude this was 18 months ago dumbass x2

  • oh ok... thanks for being nice about it mate!!!!

  • dumbfuck this was a long time ago

  • thanks for telling... seeing as someone else already told me

    very important... thanks and ur politeness is amazing... *sheesh*

  • Actully He Should Of Done That "Not Being Sarcastic" Good Thinking :)

  • Yay! For chocolate DONUTS!

  • the last part was lol

  • lol unfortunate

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  • The texas in your name explains why you're so angry.

    I would be too...

  • im from texas, and im not a dick like that guy

  • umm angry much? <_<

  • Bitch. I'd like to see you make better vids than Phil, you're just jealous and acting like a total asshole and Phil's not fat, he's hot and sexy unlike your mother i hope she dies in a car crash along with you and the rest of your retarded family that is if the ugly cunts inculding yourself aren't dead already. go fuck a duck

  • Penis. Penis is good. Especially if its yours.. :]

  • 5 stars

  • I'm tryin to watch all your videos.

  • y is the quality of this video so bad

  • if u like this then listen to ''depressed emo kid''

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  • what the fuck are you on about?!

  • haha I know this is way old but I just had to say bridge burners unite. for awhile.

  • I had a 'Really spiteful friend' That hacked my previous 3 accounts.

  • who cares no one watches your videos, plus ur the dumbass with weak passwords

  • ..Fuck you. What do you know, you don't even know me. How can you possibly judge me, when you don't even know me.

  • youtube is such a fail, this just came up in my subscriptions box, and this video is 1 1/2 old

  • lol i know! and replies dont go where they are supposed to go.

  • hahahah thats hilarious

  • its not his fault but i have that problem too lol

  • that kept happening to me. youtube put really crappy music from 2 years ago in my sub box.

  • daaaamn hardcore dis on yourself lol

  • Fucking

  • he came back right? so he had another channel before his current one? in that case, he got A LOT of views in one short year!

  • He had sXephil, with tons of videos that aren't there anymore.

  • sxephil = sXephil

  • no he just fixed it

  • yeah, he got it back, most partners have the contacts that care about them.