application for girlfriend for this guy: will u be my girlfriend? check yes or no?! *disclaimer: i dont know what goes on in the minds of crazy women. im a crazy man and thats all i know. you know what they say:"2birds of a feather walk together!" I have to be the center of attention at all times!2nd:you must look like a model or dam near it! and you have to look good for my friends..i want a trophy! and you have to be cute dumb and coy, with just a little bit of an attitude! but not too much!
@terribletroll111 cont..you must think im the MAN! also you cant tell me to get rid of my hair cut! and i might piss you off enough to make you hack me! you might be the lucky or unlucky girl! dont worry if you dont get hired all at once! because i need at least an extra 100 girls for spares! and you absolutly must disclose to ANYONE how bad i am in bed! all my past girlfriends have been going black and havnt come back. thank you...sxephil.
You should not talk about friendships being expendable. i realize you got to burn bridges sometimes to evolve as a person but it should not be something you do without reservation. Its painful
Too bad he didn't kill himself he would have been an hero and we would have been spared his shit comedy until some other poser who copies other comedians styles comes onto the scene.
wow... how many stupid ignorant pricks have been trying to bash phil in this video? He's doing something with his life and he is known in a lot places by a lot of people, and frankly, more then a million people like his show, check his subscriptions. You could say that he may even have as many views as a real tv show. Fuck off haters.
@greenguy10000 I have only seen his latest gf. I doubt that he had any before.This guy is an arrogant prick and he has already quit youtube 4 times and then comes back. Just for attention.
@napoliman99 as opposed to a cynical nerd on the internet typing away and bashing people instead of finding out why he's such a prick? I really do hate it when people on the internet say stuff like "oh he has girlfriends" it makes you look resentful in a way.
I <3 you and the people who posted in the past 3 days are just jealous and retarded... just saying. Oh wait, can't use the R word, I mean... fucktarded.
Im glad you got shut down and someone shut you up you piece of shit!!! and Phil....I hope you're Father Dies cause he's a fucking Racist sperm doner that made a sack of shit alien looking crook like you....Fuck you Phil Fuck you!!!!
is this really what you do with your life? you go on youtube and write angry, hateful messages to a person you don't know? from the look of your grammar, you're probably 12. just stop, kid. it doesn't make you cool.
p.s. in case you couldn't tell, sxephil is still up and running and this video was dated over 2 years ago. so no, no one shut him up, and i hope they never do. the PDS is one of the highlights of more than a million people's day, including myself.
@capitalistpig1968 All these you tubers like Dawson, IJustine, Phil, RWJ, etc. inflate their view numbers to make it look like they're popular. Dawson has been doing this for years now.
Hey everyone if you love sxephil but want more then check out my channel I also take the news and make it cool and easy to watch!! if you are looking for a good laugh go to /thewalkthrew and rate comment subscribe or i will find you and do your mom :) have a great one!!
this dude IS NOT sexy and is the most annoying fuck on the planet. can you imagine how fugly any skank ho who would go with him must be? if he gets laid at all it has to definitely be bottom of the barrell stuff
haha your videos express how baddly u want to be somebody,or getting recognized on the streets... that´s lame dude ure not a freaking celebrity ..you just...edit your videos and upload them to youtube...and thats teh easiest shit ever!
@robertom2002 first of all, he is doing it because he likes it. the money as well, but his first motivation was the joy and fun. second, you commenting on my comment from 9 months ago......dude...opinions can change by then
you have 1 video rated 1 star with 45 views, youve accomplished nothing. he on the other hand has made money from making these videos that are the easiest shit ever.
Bitch. I'd like to see you make better vids than Phil, you're just jealous and acting like a total asshole and Phil's not fat, he's hot and sexy unlike your mother i hope she dies in a car crash along with you and the rest of your retarded family that is if the ugly cunts inculding yourself aren't dead already. go fuck a duck
Nope, Just your one account was hacked. LMAO. This video got 200 000 views and My worst Video on My channel has 200 000 views, must be a pattern to garbage videos getting the most attention.
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application for girlfriend for this guy: will u be my girlfriend? check yes or no?! *disclaimer: i dont know what goes on in the minds of crazy women. im a crazy man and thats all i know. you know what they say:"2birds of a feather walk together!" I have to be the center of attention at all times!2nd:you must look like a model or dam near it! and you have to look good for my friends..i want a trophy! and you have to be cute dumb and coy, with just a little bit of an attitude! but not too much!
terribletroll111 3 months ago
@terribletroll111 cont..you must think im the MAN! also you cant tell me to get rid of my hair cut! and i might piss you off enough to make you hack me! you might be the lucky or unlucky girl! dont worry if you dont get hired all at once! because i need at least an extra 100 girls for spares! and you absolutly must disclose to ANYONE how bad i am in bed! all my past girlfriends have been going black and havnt come back. thank you...sxephil.
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MsSMSgirl 3 months ago
... i know!!!! HE'S DOING ANATOMY!!
lv85huenex 3 months ago
@0:01 it starts
dutch24guy 4 months ago
Phil your pixel is showing.
soccerprog226 6 months ago
ALLAH AKBAR WE WILL KILL DEFRANCO
8Eriquo8 6 months ago
I'm like "I don't care anymore" and they're all like "I'll make you care!" Lmao.
EllieLikesFoodXD 7 months ago
In phils own words Bitches be crazy
GarryGotMods 7 months ago
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Douche bag cunt
parkerd15 8 months ago
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Douche bag cunt
parkerd15 8 months ago
zomg... the 1:30 the memories!!!
Azureluna 8 months ago
You should not talk about friendships being expendable. i realize you got to burn bridges sometimes to evolve as a person but it should not be something you do without reservation. Its painful
angelofdestiny21 8 months ago
was this filmed on a calculator?
wayneo7897WW 9 months ago 5
you are fucking gay take one up the ass
bhough24 9 months ago
i never knew dane cook had a son
leotheloser 11 months ago
that sucks
totallovehealingarts 1 year ago
Did phil break up with lyndsay?
SoleilOmbre 1 year ago
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@SoleilOmbre No...? Why do you think that?
Enjuaguese 1 year ago
@SoleilOmbre nope
TheFiifii123 1 year ago
@SoleilOmbre thisvideo was posted on March 13, 2008 ..... >_>
rancorx 1 year ago
@SoleilOmbre no
ashleymarieanneclark 10 months ago
@SoleilOmbre no
JohnnyVisions 9 months ago
Too bad he didn't kill himself he would have been an hero and we would have been spared his shit comedy until some other poser who copies other comedians styles comes onto the scene.
mistercockandballs 1 year ago
@mistercockandballs No you will burn alive in ovens for your crimes.
Projectdie 1 year ago
I'm gonna do things that involve vagina... possibly my penis too lol
shigalbigal 1 year ago 4
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9 months ago 147
this looks like a hostage video
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1 year ago 85
ur a fucking idiot...he's doing this because he likes to...not because he wants to be known
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nbtful 1 year ago
Hey look, it's Dave Cock.
47smithstreetseries 1 year ago
wow... how many stupid ignorant pricks have been trying to bash phil in this video? He's doing something with his life and he is known in a lot places by a lot of people, and frankly, more then a million people like his show, check his subscriptions. You could say that he may even have as many views as a real tv show. Fuck off haters.
FuzzyRocksOfDoom 1 year ago 5
this faggot should really kill himself
Solidstryker 1 year ago
Spiteful ex's? Yeah sure as if you've had that many girlfriends. How would a nasally voiced nerd like you have girlfriends?
napoliman99 1 year ago
@napoliman99 Dude you're so wrong and if you've ever seen any videos on YouTube you would know he's had girlfriends and has one.
greenguy10000 1 year ago
@greenguy10000 I have only seen his latest gf. I doubt that he had any before.This guy is an arrogant prick and he has already quit youtube 4 times and then comes back. Just for attention.
napoliman99 1 year ago
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twilightfanpire1108 1 year ago
@napoliman99 as opposed to a cynical nerd on the internet typing away and bashing people instead of finding out why he's such a prick? I really do hate it when people on the internet say stuff like "oh he has girlfriends" it makes you look resentful in a way.
rtomyj 1 year ago
@rtomyj Quiet troll.
napoliman99 1 year ago
@napoliman99 sorry i hurt your feelings??
rtomyj 1 year ago
@rtomyj I ignore trolls.
napoliman99 1 year ago
So, we can deduce from this video that Phil uses one password for all of his Youtube accounts and site?
ericleb01 1 year ago
WE DIDENT START THE FLAME WAR...
Emma70v3 1 year ago
i watch your vids cuz there good and some times there good for finding about the news when your to lazy to go to the tv or to the website
Vforceboy 1 year ago
I don't get, why a lot pf people support his scam?
If he was a Nigerian scamming you via mail for money, you wouldn't support him, would you?
So why do you now?
TheCyclomethicone 1 year ago
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ThePzychoj 1 year ago
Please do shoot yourself, stop thinking about it and do it.
Princeofgoldfish 1 year ago
@Princeofgoldfish Grow a pair and fuck off.
N2B814 1 year ago
You guys are being asses. Phil's great. Chill.
MrSugarWater 1 year ago 8
@MrSugarWater no he is not he try to talk fast to make him look smart but he is really not he is like a teenager try to look cool which is low
halokittyzzzz 1 year ago
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lol okay.
MrSugarWater 1 year ago
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"it involves .. vagina" We all know you're gay Phil
censortube09 1 year ago
@censortube09
he does have a girlfriend
FlamingDuckStudios 1 year ago
I <3 you and the people who posted in the past 3 days are just jealous and retarded... just saying. Oh wait, can't use the R word, I mean... fucktarded.
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Im glad you got shut down and someone shut you up you piece of shit!!! and Phil....I hope you're Father Dies cause he's a fucking Racist sperm doner that made a sack of shit alien looking crook like you....Fuck you Phil Fuck you!!!!
lovexme21 1 year ago
@lovexme21
is this really what you do with your life? you go on youtube and write angry, hateful messages to a person you don't know? from the look of your grammar, you're probably 12. just stop, kid. it doesn't make you cool.
p.s. in case you couldn't tell, sxephil is still up and running and this video was dated over 2 years ago. so no, no one shut him up, and i hope they never do. the PDS is one of the highlights of more than a million people's day, including myself.
BIGlittleCohen 1 year ago 4
Attention whore, and youtube shut you down because you have fraudulent views, anyone can do it on firefox or with some HTML code.
Also Phil clearly uses titles for videos just to attract views.
TheDallas3 1 year ago
264,129 views and only 822 comments? you want us to believe that bullshit? hahaha, u fucking cheater. hope u die in a fire.
capitalistpig1968 1 year ago
@capitalistpig1968 All these you tubers like Dawson, IJustine, Phil, RWJ, etc. inflate their view numbers to make it look like they're popular. Dawson has been doing this for years now.
napoliman99 1 year ago
its karma, u douchetard.
publicpwnership 1 year ago
hey! that outro reminded me of Tony Stockert's intro from the 'NOICE MATE' video
silverhawkroman 1 year ago
hey, if a channel called 'ytpartnerchannel' subscribes to you, don't visit his page and try to delete the subscription, it can hack peoples' accounts
MilenkoJurov 1 year ago
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TheWalkThrew 2 years ago
I know what you mean phil. I've burnt some bridges too, and some people just can't get over it.
darthpocky 2 years ago 13
they can't get over it because there's no bridge to cross.
garbleflank 2 years ago 4
good god i know what you mean
Rusty2540 2 years ago 2
shuut up
lovexme21 1 year ago
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this dude IS NOT sexy and is the most annoying fuck on the planet. can you imagine how fugly any skank ho who would go with him must be? if he gets laid at all it has to definitely be bottom of the barrell stuff
jacksonwaspedo 2 years ago
Ur vids are awsome xx :D
clotification 2 years ago 2
I miss that little tune at the end. It reminds me of watching sxePhil after class with my friend. good times
^.^
Aurelie1821 2 years ago 4
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this guy has dick on the brain
josesbaby81 2 years ago
dude, it's taco bell!!! they did it!
vivaelmario666 2 years ago
totally remind me of Ryan reynolds
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the video quality is just as good as the shit my dog did all over my computer LOL
bleeda2 2 years ago
this looks like a hostage video
ThumbsUpVids 2 years ago 265
huahsyuahsuhsua... I am craking..
GetOnlineFreeStuff 2 years ago
rofl ur cool man
GameDivision 2 years ago 3
your sarcasm blows my mind...
M1NKET 2 years ago 21
wow hi def holy shit i didnt know my laptop supported 1080p
LiL00Fonzi 2 years ago 2
the quality is perfect lol
ZDragoonDSX 2 years ago 6
aww you still look sxe even when you just wake up :)
ZoieAnne69 2 years ago 7
lol :D
lagas5 2 years ago
bitches be crazy!!
Lkjshd66 2 years ago
bitches be crazy
vietmaste12 2 years ago
FUCK YOU!
MY DOCTOR IS LEMMY !ckuf
shtirliz1917 2 years ago
i miss the old ending theme song :(
probablytoolate 2 years ago 8
i read wiki just now, i know Phil has pkd, so sad
chenchiheshang 2 years ago
dude the video quality looks like a handycam from 2003
hoohuser77 2 years ago 6
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ew. donuts.
Eevie132 2 years ago
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who the fuck r u
6xHxAxRxDxYx9 2 years ago
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fuck you your a faggot
comsrsoviet 2 years ago
so sxephil has 2 channels?
sargeantneo1 2 years ago 9
he's had 2 for a long time. and i think he had 3 at one point if he sitll doesn't. he mentions his second channel like twice a a week.
clints 2 years ago 3
well theres sxephil, babbamkaboosh,thedefrancoupdate,andphilip defranco so he actually has four
JDindahous 2 years ago
3 channels *
pomssi1 2 years ago
No, your looking into the twilight zone.
InsideTheMirror 2 years ago
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he hasn't made shit.
thegardenofthetomb 2 years ago
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Hi Fuckleberries. He's in this to be famous, to be known, to get paid and have some fun = duh. He he he Phil got laid ;)
funkypunk2115 2 years ago
Who doesn't wanna get paid, and have fun.
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yingon32 2 years ago
he makes me laugh.
pinkNgold19 2 years ago 10
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haha your videos express how baddly u want to be somebody,or getting recognized on the streets... that´s lame dude ure not a freaking celebrity ..you just...edit your videos and upload them to youtube...and thats teh easiest shit ever!
aymaeahorake 2 years ago
ur a fucking idiot...he's doing this because he likes to...not because he wants to be known
zacxl 2 years ago 124
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ur a fucking idiot , he's doing this because he gets paid
gmcookiee 2 years ago
im not an idiot...yes, he does get paid..... but he still luvs wat he's doing
zacxl 2 years ago 2
@zacxl actually he's doing this for money you piece of shit
robertom2002 1 year ago
@robertom2002 first of all, he is doing it because he likes it. the money as well, but his first motivation was the joy and fun. second, you commenting on my comment from 9 months ago......dude...opinions can change by then
zacxl 1 year ago
you have 1 video rated 1 star with 45 views, youve accomplished nothing. he on the other hand has made money from making these videos that are the easiest shit ever.
tomleech92 2 years ago
i love the dirty things involving vagina and possibly penis..wow that is hot :)
es1994 2 years ago 2
why is it so bad quality?
KeyboardPlayingGuy 2 years ago
LMAO! Crazy Bitches
vb76450 2 years ago 2
nice jammies:)
imusicifreak 2 years ago
"possibly me penis..." lmao
yudy92 2 years ago 6
Chocolate Donuts Always Make Me Happy :P
parkerpnut 2 years ago 4
Sorry dude, you seem to have lots of bad luck. Me too.
shellylanette 2 years ago
maybe a little brother?
crashshug 2 years ago
lol
justiceiscoming 2 years ago
WOW.....thats a long time
Alaskanlegoking 2 years ago
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pivotmyster 2 years ago
LOL
caulen 2 years ago
hahahahah
x3rachelcox 2 years ago
im sorry i closed it
that1kid10 2 years ago
OMG. You look like Clay Aiken.
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crzyaznemo 2 years ago
hmmmmmmm we shall see.
OneOrAnotherFilms 2 years ago
Interesting filter.
FollowHim4Eternity 2 years ago
hacking ur account was so fun xD lol jks.... u should contact them.... it my just be suspended
AvocadoCake 2 years ago
This was 6 months ago, dumbass.
Alexnolly 2 years ago
dude this was 18 months ago dumbass x2
Hexinvir 2 years ago 2
oh ok... thanks for being nice about it mate!!!!
AvocadoCake 2 years ago
dumbfuck this was a long time ago
yoessa325 2 years ago
thanks for telling... seeing as someone else already told me
very important... thanks and ur politeness is amazing... *sheesh*
AvocadoCake 2 years ago
Actully He Should Of Done That "Not Being Sarcastic" Good Thinking :)
parkerpnut 2 years ago
Yay! For chocolate DONUTS!
o0randommness0o 2 years ago
the last part was lol
WEIRDALYO 2 years ago
lol unfortunate
Misale568 2 years ago
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TexasTruthTeller09 2 years ago
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jawneeson 2 years ago
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useless just shut up
CrankyGB 2 years ago
The texas in your name explains why you're so angry.
I would be too...
NaRuTo473 2 years ago
im from texas, and im not a dick like that guy
opti95 2 years ago
umm angry much? <_<
5dragons2 2 years ago
Bitch. I'd like to see you make better vids than Phil, you're just jealous and acting like a total asshole and Phil's not fat, he's hot and sexy unlike your mother i hope she dies in a car crash along with you and the rest of your retarded family that is if the ugly cunts inculding yourself aren't dead already. go fuck a duck
superjailwardenlover 2 years ago
Penis. Penis is good. Especially if its yours.. :]
DieIceDie 2 years ago 2
5 stars
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KaiIllDNCR 2 years ago
I'm tryin to watch all your videos.
Drizzt116 2 years ago
y is the quality of this video so bad
99dfresh 2 years ago
if u like this then listen to ''depressed emo kid''
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childofrock13 2 years ago
what the fuck are you on about?!
bumcarnage 2 years ago
haha I know this is way old but I just had to say bridge burners unite. for awhile.
WhoaKaela 2 years ago
I had a 'Really spiteful friend' That hacked my previous 3 accounts.
ChaseUbito 2 years ago
who cares no one watches your videos, plus ur the dumbass with weak passwords
silverstatus 2 years ago
..Fuck you. What do you know, you don't even know me. How can you possibly judge me, when you don't even know me.
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moreLIESthantruth 2 years ago
youtube is such a fail, this just came up in my subscriptions box, and this video is 1 1/2 old
MisterGooglyEyes 2 years ago 24
lol i know! and replies dont go where they are supposed to go.
Colbys1337vids 2 years ago
hahahah thats hilarious
Nico9683 2 years ago
its not his fault but i have that problem too lol
3dakainsane 2 years ago
that kept happening to me. youtube put really crappy music from 2 years ago in my sub box.
ericthedead4 2 years ago
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sxephil having somthing to do with his penis and a vagina is about as likely as my penis doing somthing with a vagina NOT GOOD
BigSean1992 2 years ago
daaaamn hardcore dis on yourself lol
SirTopEmHatOwns 2 years ago
Fucking
VampireFreakKe 2 years ago
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muhahahaish 2 years ago
he came back right? so he had another channel before his current one? in that case, he got A LOT of views in one short year!
CallMeDaddyHoe 2 years ago
He had sXephil, with tons of videos that aren't there anymore.
Eliyetterbowman 2 years ago
sxephil = sXephil
NewYorkChicken 2 years ago
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publicpwnership 2 years ago
no he just fixed it
hokieguy001 2 years ago
yeah, he got it back, most partners have the contacts that care about them.
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luc59457 2 years ago
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Nope, Just your one account was hacked. LMAO. This video got 200 000 views and My worst Video on My channel has 200 000 views, must be a pattern to garbage videos getting the most attention.
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