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  • That's because The Jersey Shore cast aren't real italians ._.

  • I played alter ego for 3 hours and died as an old - unmarried - happy woman... But it was still worth it! <3

  • Alter Ego brings back so much nostalgia. I still love it.

  • i was burned, tortured and raped what the fuck. i have to restart all over again

  • i can rotate my foot and draw a number 6 in air no promblem

  • omfg i played alter ego four 3 hours straight and died at a ball game RAGE!!!!!!!!!!

  • what is the music at 1:38

  • I got ricked rolled playing the troll game

  • I played alter-ego.

    A pedophile killed me.

    THANKS.

  • @LetterSequence same :/ i didnt save and it pissed me off -.-

  • i cried when i died in alter ego

  • @KungPowChiken3000 I feel your pain I just died and I have been playing for 3 hours I had 2 kids 2 wives I was old but I died trying to save a kid that fell overboard on a cruise

  • how do i start a new game in alter ego?!?

  • 1:20 the video called "Cock Soup". lol

  • I played alter ego for over an hour... just to get killed by a man in a van

  • I got top comment for bieng a perv? well internet I dont know whats wrong you! I mean i dont know what to say then....

    WOOOOO!!!!! THANK YOU INTERWEBS IM SO PROUD TO BE A PART OF ALL THIS GREATNESSS AND GETTING ME TOP COMMENT!!!!!ID LIKE TO THANK ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE VSAUSE MJ GAHNDI HITLER OBAMA.....

  • That damn trollface game. ... -_0

  • Ok, I need to know someone out there played SolarBeat for so long that Pluto actually made a revolution.. -_-

  • Thank you for playing alter ego, you have died...

  • i beat the troll face game!

  • there is a website with a drama button. it is called drama button.com

  • Alter ego is the best DONG ever!

  • DANG YOU TROLL FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Sandsandsand is an awesome fun game

  • i had to pause almost every 5 seconds..

  • dafuq... you travell a lot!

  • Nyan cat snake is a knock off of an old Neopets game.

  • My brother is 6 years old and all he talks about your ever plays is Zombitron!!!

  • Happy Wheels Michael. Happy Wheels.

  • randomly stopped at 0:09 :/

  • ALL TIME 10s!!! one of my fav channels :D

  • To win the DOT game just right click, Your welcome

  • Oh God...have I really been on alter ego THAT LONG?!?!

  • In alter ego I played as the goodie-goodie perfect girl with a husband named Josh, and a daughter named Courtney xD When I replay I'm going to play as well... the opposite of my current game i think xD

  • I feel guilty... i recently replayed Alter Ego as a girl and um... didnt stop masterbating... I'm a little ashamed right now

  • @XSonDanteX how do u do tht?

  • @XSonDanteX haha dont be never be ashamed of anything, ur still cool whatever u do , its never a shame cuz we are winners!! lol the fuck am i talkin like this lol

  • @XSonDanteX Well, it really depends on what stage of life you were at. if you know what I mean. 

  • @XSonDanteX hahah

    sorry, that was mean. I am going to do the same. THAT is a little odd.

  • I clicked the button but it linked me to a rick roll video :P

  • Asome vida

  • played alter ego and was  kiled by a paedophile oh dear

  • Vsauce is the best!

  • Lol cock soup

  • @vsauce DONG - go on your command prompt and type in "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl" and you get to watch starwars episode IV in your command prompt

  • @MrDiablo5222 already done

  • try free rice.com

    every right answer then the hosters donate 10 grains of rice to hungery kids around the world

  • Trollface the game = Epic

  • click, drag drop, click, drag drop

  • @NvSpProduction me too! creepy...

  • YouTube.com

  • for the next dong maybe pie or pi

    4 million digits of it

    zenwerx.com/projects/pi-digits­/pi/?

  • I played alter ego and it said I was kidnapped/tortured/killed during my childhood... I can totally see that happening.

  • The "Cock soup" Is funny really the name of the video is "top 10 unforchante product names" Or somthing like that.

  • after 2 days of playing alterego:

    i didnt work a day in my life

    got rich for making a sandwitch

    had sex with an 18 yr old at the age of 60

    did drugs

    watch a friend fall to his death

    have a miscarige with wife

    jumped and flipped a motorcycle at the age of 65

    and died when i became a pitcher for a seinor softball league while winning by catching a ball

    yeah my life was pretty epic :P

  • youve just given me more reasons to stay in and not have a social life, i love it

  • did anyone see the cock soup link?

  • "before it gets too popular"

    hahahahaha, im just kidding, Vsauce is a boss (bauce?)

  • gahh... I have playing alter ego so many times... Who am I?!?!

  • Who played all of alter ego

  • On alter ego my friend died because he fell of my roof. :(

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  • i bet the troll under five min

  • =[ i was kidnapped and killed on alter ego

  • @HaseoSora Yeah, me too xD

  • top ten took alot of my day away...

  • I died on alter ego while walking to the mall to go shopping. what the....!

  • vsauce is so sexy! <3

  • newton.com = apple.com?

  • is it me or is he in a different country in every video

  • i used the newton site as a source 4 science fair, BEFORETHISVIDEO :O

  • damn you alter ego all my patners cheated on me "forever alone"

  • I just played and died as an old man playing softball on alter ego. I can't believe it's been 2 hours xD

  • Wow this is so useful

  • level 15 on trollface :D

  • Radiohead!

  • Fucking trollface -_-

  • I played that alterego game, I was kidnapped and killed. I almost cried.

  • 923 points on Trollface!!!! ANYONE BETTER? *forever alone*

  • I can never have enough dongs because i am a hooker

  • I cleared the trollface game...Actually i just threw my laptop out the window..

  • i like pie thumbs up if you like pie also!!!!

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  • :)

  • :)

  • more DONGS please

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  • LOL , Try The Troll Face Game Its AWESOME !

  • 2:22..Chuck Norris

  • I feel smart when I watch dis

  • i played the alter ego...was awesome

  • @krasstimothy SAME!! I remember those games! Really nostalgic when I saw them...

  • OMG!!!!! I played those little games on that website when I was a little kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i played alter ego my eyes burn

  • @SgtMayopants i had to use black on white, which is atually used for people with vision impairment. my eyes were hurting sah bad

  • press pause at exactly 0:07

    your welcome

  • @MrChickflip999

    NO I'M PATRICK!

  • @MrChickflip999 i dont see anything........

  • you look like wheezywaiter

  • hey micheal,

    i have a awsome game 4 u its called sushi fighter u play as the japa-nyan cat and u kill cute lil animals.

  • 1:20 cock soup ?

  • @techdeckkidkyle The Video Is Named 10 Unfortunately-Named Products

  • @techdeckkidkyle it tastes nice and im not kidding or being pervy :)

  • @techdeckkidkyle cock soup is for the video called 10 Unfortunately-Named Products.

  • guys what the vid he show the gundam/ transformer fight stopmotion thingy?

  • The top comment only has 9 thumbs up?

    I can beat that!

    Penis

    Yup, that should do it.

  • lol finished the game with 25 tries:P

  • troll face game was easy

  • michael try Real Lives its an amazing simulator trust me you'll like it

  • 1:23 i would love some cock soup right now

  • go to dodge the dot and press the right click on your mouse

  • 2:27 WTF :O

  • I died at old age, lied in bed dreamed about my childhood and died...

    what a way to end it

  • I opened the trollface game in another tab and waited for it to load... it didnt... until I checked it again.

  • In alter ego i got kidnapped and tortured and killed...

  • in Alter ego i died from lung cancer it was the 3rd to last box in old age *sigh*

  • Wow. I used to play Orisinal games ALL the time when I was kid. That brings me back.

  • Oh yes zombotron, this game is awesome ! Orisinal, too, I know it since years

  • Cock Soup

  • i got a 100 points high score on trollface the game

  • I just finished Alter Ego, heavy heavy stuff!

  • why would you recommend alter ego i had a good life i was still a kid then i was kidnapped torchered and killed.

  • i beat trollface

  • I BET HE IS BESTFRIENDS WITH THE GUY WHO OWNS STUMBLEUPON!

  • i am....sooooooooooooooooooooode­pressed my life isnt his

  • RADIO HEAD AT COACHELLA 2012 modest mouse ftw

  • NIYAN CAT

  • DONG

    a game called moby dick 2 you eat people and upgrade your whale

  • this is a really good episode!! lots of good stuff :)

  • the troll face one is impossible to get past the start button!!

  • @gateway2love it took me 30 minutes to end the game.

  • my alter ego died after the docter said she was super helthy for a 50 year old!!!! creapy:thanks for laying, you have died

  • I just finished alter ego. *sigh*

  • TROLL FACE IS IMPOSSIBLE I CAN'T EVEN PRESS START GAAHH!!!!

  • @TheUpperClan there's a hidden start game

  • Great vid!! =D

  • On dodge the dot, just right click on it. xDD

  • @Tokibliss This is a must watch Comment! XD Cool

  • why does michael say gullible at 3:10 ?

  • @theinternetoutlaw Lol. Good one

  • @theinternetoutlaw What I hear is:

    Watch you`re own Urine Table :|

  • @theinternetoutlaw Dude, he says "Avoid your own tail."

  • @maxbooyaka619 He says that because you're guillible enough to check.

  • @kingsethprey2 What?

  • @theinternetoutlaw Oh I see what you did there!

  • actually if you type in italian in normal youtube you get the first result as Be Italian-Fergie so ha!

  • Alter Ego is awesome.

    In the end nothing matters, just trying to make life the best you can.

    Just like real life.

  • @JesusPaid4You Fuck you.

  • I LOVE DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SamDaMan415 twss

  • Youtube trends= youtube for hipsters.

  • he i beat the trool face game i wont tell you how but SPOILER ALERT you get rickroled

  • That thing where you can't draw six and do that clockwise leg circle... Yeah I can do that. Is that bad?

  • @CasualGarbage Same

    

  • OH on the question on the alter ego where it says ur on a beach or something press bored and mix mud with water they haven't thought of it yet XD

  • Oh, Vsauce. You show me what to do when Im bored out of my mind

  • i played "alter ego"

    I was kiddnapped and killed

  • @kdawg3485 i smoked a buch of weed, got kidnapped, got raped by a porn director then drove into a ditch and killed myself

  • Nyan! N-yawn!

    Besides that, awesmoe work! As always X3

  • Thumbs up if you're Italian.

  • Ship!! you came to Italy, why the freak you didn't tell me!! >.<

  • lol i type newon dot com and the apple page appears

  • thumbs up if you got raped in alter ego

  • Thumbs up if you saw the Pot leaf and are now going to that channel.

  • Naiyan cat???

  • 2:35 JUSTIN BIEBER!!! <3 <3 <3