@KungPowChiken3000 I feel your pain I just died and I have been playing for 3 hours I had 2 kids 2 wives I was old but I died trying to save a kid that fell overboard on a cruise
I got top comment for bieng a perv? well internet I dont know whats wrong you! I mean i dont know what to say then....
WOOOOO!!!!! THANK YOU INTERWEBS IM SO PROUD TO BE A PART OF ALL THIS GREATNESSS AND GETTING ME TOP COMMENT!!!!!ID LIKE TO THANK ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE VSAUSE MJ GAHNDI HITLER OBAMA.....
In alter ego I played as the goodie-goodie perfect girl with a husband named Josh, and a daughter named Courtney xD When I replay I'm going to play as well... the opposite of my current game i think xD
@XSonDanteX haha dont be never be ashamed of anything, ur still cool whatever u do , its never a shame cuz we are winners!! lol the fuck am i talkin like this lol
Laken Alexandria Hawn GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home when she was stillalive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Nowthat you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In themiddle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed starringstraight into your eyes. She will suffocate you... like she wassuffocated. This story is sadly true. If you post this 5 differnt timesshe will not bother you
Come to Jesus and be saved. God loves you, and whoever believes that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died for their sins, was buried and rose again will have eternal life in Heaven. Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ, and “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved,” - Acts 16:31
That's because The Jersey Shore cast aren't real italians ._.
XxNeverShoutIndiaxX 2 hours ago in playlist DONG
I played alter ego for 3 hours and died as an old - unmarried - happy woman... But it was still worth it! <3
chocolateTeabag 4 hours ago in playlist DONG
Alter Ego brings back so much nostalgia. I still love it.
gorgenkally0 4 hours ago
i was burned, tortured and raped what the fuck. i have to restart all over again
NoiThinkiWillStay 5 hours ago in playlist DONG
i can rotate my foot and draw a number 6 in air no promblem
midknight097 7 hours ago in playlist DONG
omfg i played alter ego four 3 hours straight and died at a ball game RAGE!!!!!!!!!!
MojoPogoGaming 9 hours ago in playlist DONG
what is the music at 1:38
MrTroller9000 9 hours ago in playlist DONG
I got ricked rolled playing the troll game
321machado 10 hours ago in playlist DONG
I played alter-ego.
A pedophile killed me.
THANKS.
LetterSequence 11 hours ago in playlist DONG
@LetterSequence same :/ i didnt save and it pissed me off -.-
SCRE4MxMYxNAME 10 hours ago in playlist DONG
i cried when i died in alter ego
KungPowChiken3000 1 day ago
@KungPowChiken3000 I feel your pain I just died and I have been playing for 3 hours I had 2 kids 2 wives I was old but I died trying to save a kid that fell overboard on a cruise
warturtle895 1 day ago in playlist DONG
how do i start a new game in alter ego?!?
7chopsticks7 2 days ago
1:20 the video called "Cock Soup". lol
HaiCHeDK 3 days ago in playlist DONG
I played alter ego for over an hour... just to get killed by a man in a van
Jerix11 1 week ago
I got top comment for bieng a perv? well internet I dont know whats wrong you! I mean i dont know what to say then....
WOOOOO!!!!! THANK YOU INTERWEBS IM SO PROUD TO BE A PART OF ALL THIS GREATNESSS AND GETTING ME TOP COMMENT!!!!!ID LIKE TO THANK ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE VSAUSE MJ GAHNDI HITLER OBAMA.....
XSonDanteX 1 week ago
That damn trollface game. ... -_0
KelciaMarie1 1 week ago
Ok, I need to know someone out there played SolarBeat for so long that Pluto actually made a revolution.. -_-
Rawk3rSix 1 week ago
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LMA0 I died by being kidnapped, tortured, and eventually killed.. Thank you for playing alter ego, you have died
TheRemix252 1 week ago
Thank you for playing alter ego, you have died...
FedoraMcMan 1 week ago
i beat the troll face game!
thekrazykay101 1 week ago in playlist Vsauce DONG
there is a website with a drama button. it is called drama button.com
thekrazykay101 1 week ago in playlist Vsauce DONG
Alter ego is the best DONG ever!
TheMalteseSpartan 2 weeks ago 20
DANG YOU TROLL FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
4letters2numbers 2 weeks ago in playlist DONG
Sandsandsand is an awesome fun game
epictv8 2 weeks ago
i had to pause almost every 5 seconds..
imfasa 2 weeks ago in playlist Meer video's van vsauce
dafuq... you travell a lot!
eGOMahoney 3 weeks ago in playlist DONG
Nyan cat snake is a knock off of an old Neopets game.
ThGirlNextDoor98 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
My brother is 6 years old and all he talks about your ever plays is Zombitron!!!
PtdInc1933 3 weeks ago
Happy Wheels Michael. Happy Wheels.
7101popstar1017 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
randomly stopped at 0:09 :/
BeanieMAN4Life 3 weeks ago in playlist DONG
ALL TIME 10s!!! one of my fav channels :D
maskedsatan13 3 weeks ago
To win the DOT game just right click, Your welcome
SquidgyBunnyy 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Oh God...have I really been on alter ego THAT LONG?!?!
worldwidewackyness 3 weeks ago in playlist DONG
In alter ego I played as the goodie-goodie perfect girl with a husband named Josh, and a daughter named Courtney xD When I replay I'm going to play as well... the opposite of my current game i think xD
BerryflameLuv 4 weeks ago
I feel guilty... i recently replayed Alter Ego as a girl and um... didnt stop masterbating... I'm a little ashamed right now
XSonDanteX 1 month ago 36
@XSonDanteX how do u do tht?
MrPersonMan123 1 week ago
@XSonDanteX haha dont be never be ashamed of anything, ur still cool whatever u do , its never a shame cuz we are winners!! lol the fuck am i talkin like this lol
alexvalstef2 1 week ago
@XSonDanteX Well, it really depends on what stage of life you were at. if you know what I mean.
wearethebomb42 6 days ago in playlist DONG
@XSonDanteX hahah
sorry, that was mean. I am going to do the same. THAT is a little odd.
L7Tactics 22 hours ago in playlist DONG
I clicked the button but it linked me to a rick roll video :P
BlueBetaPro 1 month ago
Asome vida
coolboymateo10 1 month ago
played alter ego and was kiled by a paedophile oh dear
halofan183 1 month ago in playlist DONG
Vsauce is the best!
alldayandnight09 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Lol cock soup
EpicFrogzacula 1 month ago
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@vsauce DONG - go on your command prompt and type in "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl" and you get to watch starwars episode IV in your command prompt
MrDiablo5222 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@vsauce DONG - go on your command prompt and type in "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl" and you get to watch starwars episode IV in your command prompt
MrDiablo5222 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@MrDiablo5222 already done
laxzach14 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
try free rice.com
every right answer then the hosters donate 10 grains of rice to hungery kids around the world
jakobnor 1 month ago in playlist DONG
Trollface the game = Epic
xxxsnipergod 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
click, drag drop, click, drag drop
RobynCampbell7 1 month ago
@NvSpProduction me too! creepy...
theoriginalkittycat 1 month ago
YouTube.com
joninator5000 1 month ago
for the next dong maybe pie or pi
4 million digits of it
zenwerx.com/projects/pi-digits/pi/?
indyinvy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I played alter ego and it said I was kidnapped/tortured/killed during my childhood... I can totally see that happening.
NvSpProduction 1 month ago
The "Cock soup" Is funny really the name of the video is "top 10 unforchante product names" Or somthing like that.
PheonixTeam 1 month ago in playlist DONG
after 2 days of playing alterego:
i didnt work a day in my life
got rich for making a sandwitch
had sex with an 18 yr old at the age of 60
did drugs
watch a friend fall to his death
have a miscarige with wife
jumped and flipped a motorcycle at the age of 65
and died when i became a pitcher for a seinor softball league while winning by catching a ball
yeah my life was pretty epic :P
meuass72 1 month ago
youve just given me more reasons to stay in and not have a social life, i love it
nwdle1 1 month ago
did anyone see the cock soup link?
Scubadiver952 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
"before it gets too popular"
hahahahaha, im just kidding, Vsauce is a boss (bauce?)
Kassadir 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
gahh... I have playing alter ego so many times... Who am I?!?!
03UltraFanGirl03 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Who played all of alter ego
zawsonproductions 1 month ago in playlist DONG
On alter ego my friend died because he fell of my roof. :(
ERROR20001 1 month ago
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ERROR20001 1 month ago
i bet the troll under five min
kinggabriel1010 1 month ago in playlist DONG
=[ i was kidnapped and killed on alter ego
HaseoSora 1 month ago
@HaseoSora Yeah, me too xD
TheRemix252 1 week ago
top ten took alot of my day away...
gman2268 1 month ago in playlist DONG
I died on alter ego while walking to the mall to go shopping. what the....!
kmaayla 1 month ago
vsauce is so sexy! <3
GreenSunTheFur 1 month ago in playlist DONG
newton.com = apple.com?
SuperProxify 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
is it me or is he in a different country in every video
ROSTAHPARKOUR 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i used the newton site as a source 4 science fair, BEFORETHISVIDEO :O
LindseyyySueee 1 month ago in playlist DONG
damn you alter ego all my patners cheated on me "forever alone"
IXIAXELIXI 1 month ago in playlist DONG
I just played and died as an old man playing softball on alter ego. I can't believe it's been 2 hours xD
tyler2484 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Wow this is so useful
bintlooda 1 month ago
level 15 on trollface :D
alexstavi 1 month ago
Radiohead!
DontLookAtTheTurtle 1 month ago
Fucking trollface -_-
Boredclub2ndgen 1 month ago
I played that alterego game, I was kidnapped and killed. I almost cried.
DarkfallXProductions 1 month ago
923 points on Trollface!!!! ANYONE BETTER? *forever alone*
PunpzMusicVEVO 1 month ago in playlist DONG
I can never have enough dongs because i am a hooker
killtrosity 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I cleared the trollface game...Actually i just threw my laptop out the window..
1CameronsChannel1 1 month ago
i like pie thumbs up if you like pie also!!!!
joshbutler654 1 month ago in playlist DONG
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cdotvkid 1 month ago
:)
donotunsubscribe 1 month ago
:)
donotunsubscribe 1 month ago
more DONGS please
YHWWH 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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KamariaCheetah 1 month ago
LOL , Try The Troll Face Game Its AWESOME !
HauntedOcean 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
2:22..Chuck Norris
lilgretzkypro187 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I feel smart when I watch dis
monyman212 1 month ago
i played the alter ego...was awesome
MarounBi 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@krasstimothy SAME!! I remember those games! Really nostalgic when I saw them...
lexilovesjacobblack 2 months ago
OMG!!!!! I played those little games on that website when I was a little kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
krasstimothy 2 months ago
i played alter ego my eyes burn
SgtMayopants 2 months ago in playlist DONG 43
@SgtMayopants i had to use black on white, which is atually used for people with vision impairment. my eyes were hurting sah bad
lolvivien 1 month ago
press pause at exactly 0:07
your welcome
MrChickflip999 2 months ago in playlist DONG
@MrChickflip999
NO I'M PATRICK!
simpsoncheat 2 months ago in playlist Lisää videoita käyttäjältä vsauce
@MrChickflip999 i dont see anything........
8MrColby8 2 months ago
you look like wheezywaiter
sxyredheadxx 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hey micheal,
i have a awsome game 4 u its called sushi fighter u play as the japa-nyan cat and u kill cute lil animals.
cynthiavanwert 2 months ago
1:20 cock soup ?
techdeckkidkyle 2 months ago 96
@techdeckkidkyle The Video Is Named 10 Unfortunately-Named Products
SpectralShadeOfDusk 1 month ago
@techdeckkidkyle it tastes nice and im not kidding or being pervy :)
naswashere 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@techdeckkidkyle cock soup is for the video called 10 Unfortunately-Named Products.
alx305 1 month ago in playlist DONG
guys what the vid he show the gundam/ transformer fight stopmotion thingy?
naiteryuzakih 2 months ago
The top comment only has 9 thumbs up?
I can beat that!
Penis
Yup, that should do it.
shadowsgrl36048 2 months ago in playlist DONG
lol finished the game with 25 tries:P
14gregor 2 months ago
troll face game was easy
TheMrBojojo 2 months ago
michael try Real Lives its an amazing simulator trust me you'll like it
beenox123 2 months ago in playlist DONG
1:23 i would love some cock soup right now
saltypop101 2 months ago
go to dodge the dot and press the right click on your mouse
carlouljancic 2 months ago
2:27 WTF :O
MakAttak101 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I died at old age, lied in bed dreamed about my childhood and died...
what a way to end it
pwnallnoobs69 2 months ago
I opened the trollface game in another tab and waited for it to load... it didnt... until I checked it again.
JollyManProductions 2 months ago in playlist DONG
In alter ego i got kidnapped and tortured and killed...
BOOMBOOMCREEPER 2 months ago
in Alter ego i died from lung cancer it was the 3rd to last box in old age *sigh*
ecbasketball70 2 months ago
Wow. I used to play Orisinal games ALL the time when I was kid. That brings me back.
vewalker46 2 months ago
Oh yes zombotron, this game is awesome ! Orisinal, too, I know it since years
Nalijumonkeypuzzle 2 months ago
Cock Soup
zombiekillz4566 2 months ago in playlist DONG
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Laken Alexandria Hawn GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home when she was stillalive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Nowthat you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In themiddle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed starringstraight into your eyes. She will suffocate you... like she wassuffocated. This story is sadly true. If you post this 5 differnt timesshe will not bother you
JedsNation 2 months ago
i got a 100 points high score on trollface the game
yazeed0ps3 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
I just finished Alter Ego, heavy heavy stuff!
lonewoulf239 2 months ago
why would you recommend alter ego i had a good life i was still a kid then i was kidnapped torchered and killed.
HighBidder777 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
i beat trollface
gara197 2 months ago in playlist DONG
I BET HE IS BESTFRIENDS WITH THE GUY WHO OWNS STUMBLEUPON!
KatKatarax121 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
i am....sooooooooooooooooooooodepressed my life isnt his
KatKatarax121 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
RADIO HEAD AT COACHELLA 2012 modest mouse ftw
SRR023 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@RaidoriMon333777 same
MrAwesome2017 2 months ago in playlist DONG
NIYAN CAT
AMVmakerAyu 2 months ago in playlist DONG
DONG
a game called moby dick 2 you eat people and upgrade your whale
firetaker200 2 months ago in playlist DONG
this is a really good episode!! lots of good stuff :)
cballet315 2 months ago
the troll face one is impossible to get past the start button!!
gateway2love 2 months ago in playlist DONG
@gateway2love it took me 30 minutes to end the game.
oneMoroccanslife 2 months ago
my alter ego died after the docter said she was super helthy for a 50 year old!!!! creapy:thanks for laying, you have died
girlygirl99822 2 months ago
I just finished alter ego. *sigh*
tsrrst101 2 months ago in playlist DONG
TROLL FACE IS IMPOSSIBLE I CAN'T EVEN PRESS START GAAHH!!!!
TheUpperClan 2 months ago
@TheUpperClan there's a hidden start game
Specter142Delta 2 months ago in playlist DONG
Great vid!! =D
shinysoftreset 2 months ago in playlist Más vídeos de vsauce
On dodge the dot, just right click on it. xDD
Tokibliss 2 months ago
@Tokibliss This is a must watch Comment! XD Cool
shinysoftreset 2 months ago in playlist Más vídeos de vsauce
why does michael say gullible at 3:10 ?
theinternetoutlaw 2 months ago 101
@theinternetoutlaw Lol. Good one
KoolKyleLive 2 months ago
@theinternetoutlaw What I hear is:
Watch you`re own Urine Table :|
TheMaloness1 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@theinternetoutlaw Dude, he says "Avoid your own tail."
maxbooyaka619 2 months ago
@maxbooyaka619 He says that because you're guillible enough to check.
kingsethprey2 2 months ago in playlist DONG
@kingsethprey2 What?
maxbooyaka619 2 months ago
@theinternetoutlaw Oh I see what you did there!
ryanhocstetler 1 month ago
actually if you type in italian in normal youtube you get the first result as Be Italian-Fergie so ha!
LexiAnnTweedy 2 months ago
Alter Ego is awesome.
In the end nothing matters, just trying to make life the best you can.
Just like real life.
MissLFlechsig 2 months ago in playlist DONG
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Come to Jesus and be saved. God loves you, and whoever believes that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died for their sins, was buried and rose again will have eternal life in Heaven. Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ, and “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved,” - Acts 16:31
JesusPaid4You 2 months ago
@JesusPaid4You Fuck you.
xXHYPERXLETHALXx 2 months ago
I LOVE DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
SamDaMan415 2 months ago in playlist DONG
@SamDaMan415 twss
jesusr0725 2 months ago
Youtube trends= youtube for hipsters.
SouthernIcedTea12 2 months ago
he i beat the trool face game i wont tell you how but SPOILER ALERT you get rickroled
MrGetPWND1 2 months ago in playlist DONG
That thing where you can't draw six and do that clockwise leg circle... Yeah I can do that. Is that bad?
CasualGarbage 2 months ago in playlist DONG
@CasualGarbage Same
alessaapathy 2 months ago in playlist DONG
OH on the question on the alter ego where it says ur on a beach or something press bored and mix mud with water they haven't thought of it yet XD
martinayiteyisgod 2 months ago
Oh, Vsauce. You show me what to do when Im bored out of my mind
ThatGamingNerd 2 months ago in playlist DONG
i played "alter ego"
I was kiddnapped and killed
kdawg3485 2 months ago
@kdawg3485 i smoked a buch of weed, got kidnapped, got raped by a porn director then drove into a ditch and killed myself
waterskier420 2 months ago in playlist Vsause dong
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in alter ego i got my head split open by a baby WTF
WolfLinks22 2 months ago in playlist DONG
Nyan! N-yawn!
Besides that, awesmoe work! As always X3
RainbowOkami 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you're Italian.
lio10g 2 months ago
Ship!! you came to Italy, why the freak you didn't tell me!! >.<
ShinigamiAnger 2 months ago
lol i type newon dot com and the apple page appears
TVsansantiago 2 months ago
thumbs up if you got raped in alter ego
daxonds1 2 months ago in playlist DONG
Thumbs up if you saw the Pot leaf and are now going to that channel.
xXTrueSShotX 2 months ago
Naiyan cat???
avaspongeriffic 2 months ago
2:35 JUSTIN BIEBER!!! <3 <3 <3
sugarhotty0039 2 months ago
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i have a dig bick
like if you read it wrong
Mikethehorrible1 2 months ago