Demetri Martin finds Clearification, Episode 5

[avengerofwafflez]

and episode is six is......??

[Killvinversion2]

1:13 - Lobster Suicide made me LMFAO.

[TheFlimOfFlam]

episode six????

[oddstuff123]

thats y he is so funny he has a very clear mind

[chickenisman]

I can't find episode 6. :(

[LittleBlackDress19]

there were no animals harmed... except those that needed it..

haha

[LittleBlackDress19]

there were no animals harmed... except those that needed it..

haha

[EmpatheticDuck]

Lobsters in the forest, are just too cool for words.

[subwaycaleb]

"If male ladybugs found out about their name, I think They would be disappointed..."

[radiohead00000]

I CAN'T PLAY WITH THESE HANDS

[lonely6island9luver]

Demetri in the squirrel suit at the end = SUPER HILARIOUS rofl

[DonnieTheKing]

I don't know how many people have said this, but I want one of those shirts

[MrHandsome3124]

thats a really cute tablet...

[coconutgrove8]

It takes a brave man to dress up as a squirrel.

[DeathnoteBB]

@coconutgrove8 Or a furry

[JaimeG88]

Lobsters never over-analyze situations, and tend not to be obsessive.

[enjoi515]

"you know im allergic to nuts right?!!"

[michellepg13]

Haha, that's my favorite part :]

[Neuroelectronic]

Vista protects your rights and the rights of our shareholders.

[Neuroelectronic]

The device is a Vista whatever. It doesn't matter as long is it is running Vista! This message brought to you by Microsoft.

[perpendicular1001]

What's that device things he has?

[AdmitItYourJealous]

"If male ladybugs found out about their names I think they would be dissapointed."

haha Demetri is the best.

[mangobanna]

"Lobsters, for instance..."

[FairyTaleFan]

Did you notice that the first one said "1 of 7"? I wish that they did more then 6. Demetri's the best. At least there's Important Things. :)

[LivienRochelle]

When does that air? I havn't been able to see it yet because i don't know when it's on. REALLY want to start watching it though.

[FairyTaleFan]

Mondays at 12:30 (as in midnight) and I think Thursdays at 10:30. Season two starts at the beginning of next year :D

[kurva]

"Except that those needed it" hahahha

[dianafilms]

LOL i love his jokes!

[SciFiClide]

the tree house one was funny

[krzysiuwrestler]

leeway for crappiness XD!

[MarcusDarling4026]

Demitri Martin is like a sober Mitch Hedberg. I liked Mitch, but Martin's humor is like targeted, for college audiences. Although, a bit "Tim & Ericky", he does appeal to the intellectually humored, who also could enjoy a good Carlin show.

Let's see how his career evolves. Just don't go dying on us, before the REALLY ingenioused shit gets made, okay, Demitri?

[RoualDuke2]

I want the turtle at 0:59

[FairyTaleFan]

I would like to put stickers on that turtle. Dunno why. :P

[SoldierOfRock43]

no animals were harmed in this test... except those that needed it. lol

[1C380UNdKn1GHt]

i hope i dont smell like fish farts

[21Jessie21]

demetri martin defenintly defines amazing. his jokes are hilarious and he has such random thoughts...but I love it

[turtleownage]

Omg i love his jokes,they are so random and he delivers them perfectly,i cracked up like 3 times in this Demetri is soo under rated.

[rukawa818]

"I wonder if there are any birds that are afraid of heights.. that would suck."

[damianAvila94]

no ur just r-tarded, lol jk i dont even kno u

[shutmeup]

0:53! I have a tortoise JUST like that one! :)

[numberassortment]

that  Was Hilarious

[loving2312]

best episode yet!

[honeysweetsugarickle]

fish farts, lulz

[camTHEturtle]

What is he writing on at 1:46? i want one!

[sully2909]

that's exactly what microsoft wants you to think.. don't give in!!!

[ecorveraii]

silence! i want one too

[Blueturtle7]

anyone know what it is?

[luke12124]

i think its a tablet PC

[eloyADAN]

lol i hope it is :D

[fiyakid]

Not to be an Ahole or anything but

Isn't it Windows thats sponsoring all this?

[sully2909]

yeah.

[camTHEturtle]

what was he writing on?

[blahblahblahEMILY]

i laughed so hard when the lobster fell off of the chair.

[shesaidhellogoodbye]

The narration about animals being uncluttered by emotions reminds me of Douglas Adams' line of thinking.

[JimmyPageWannaBe]

This is the funniest one yet. Now I know how he thinks of all that random stuff.

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

lawl at demetri as a furry

[UnitedWeFallTogether]

i wonder if any lumberjacks eat small breakfasts. LOLOLOL

[cheeseylovah]

wait dude what wrong with the website?

[jmlarsen2010]

Part 6 isn't on YouTube at the moment, but you can find it on MetaCafe

[campdogydog]

where is 6???????????????????

[emoXchickieee]

where do i find episode 6 ?

I NEED IT TO CONTIUNE LIVING LIFE AS I KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dylonator]

The 6th one is definantly the best one, although the 4th and 5th are close.

[lilmonkii92]

lmfao. fish farts.

[sousaphonesrule]

what's the song in this at the beginning? IN fact, if any one can tell me all the songs used in this series i'd appreciate it

[shrodeseva]

Pretty sure Demetri composes them himself.

[jsarkos]

All of the other videos say "1 of 7 and 2 of 7" but this one says 5 of 6. What's up with that?

[Chronologger]

fucking systemsellingfags have taken down the site and made it a link to their own site cause they're stupid gayfags >:O

[gunsnroses1122]

ya dude i tried that website and idk what it was! it kind of pissed me off

[StarWarsFanSWF]

I like how theres some classic Demetri thrown into this one :)

[seethecow123]

I would love to go to the institute. That looks like so much fun. 1:43-2:45= Now that's the Demitri we all know!

[diisastrousxXxbeauty]

demetri i love you!! haha ur awesome

[SuperTechnoLaser]

What is that device that he's using at 1:40?

[cheeseylovah]

tablet pc

[whopassedthegas]

I wonder if there are any birds who are afraid of heights... That would suck.

Fish farts must smell really bad... I mean they're starting from a smelly creature to begin with... I hope I don't smell like fish farts.

I wonder if any lumberjacks eat small breakfasts because there seems to be an expectation for pretty large breakfasts if you're on that line of work.

If male ladybugs found out about their name, I think they would be disappointed.

[whopassedthegas]

If you take a tree house out of a tree, it's just a crappy house. Sometimes when I'm in a crappy house I imagine that it's in a tree and it's more like, "this place is amazing...".

A strange prank would be to put fake plants on a forest... I guess that wouldn't be much a prank as a waste of time.

Wise words from Demitri Martin (or the script writers xD)

[AkaruiAnkoku]

If there's something made by Demetri in this episode, it sure as hell is just that ^^

[heyskater137]

best one yet

[Bluesbrother75]

WHeres episode 6 i went to the site and got a wierd guy talking about his mom... if you dont believe me check it out yourself

[bassmasterty22]

i know that sucks i've been wondering what the deal with that is.

it talks about don't you hate it when you were expecting somethingelse when you go to a site

[heyskater137]

when you went did it even say the right name fir the websight because it was some guy talking and it was called salespaerson or somthing

[cAPSlOCKrOXX]

Did they ever make episode 6?

[jdiddy27]

fish farts , lmao !!

[SlideshowArt]

This is the best episode since the first.

[mursdouatine]

I love Demetri...He reminds me a bit of Michel Gondry. It's genius.

[sallyseth]

where is episode 6!!!!?

[Pakhet]

'You know i'm alergic to nuts right?'

Haha, love it!!

Demetri is hilarious!

[whyisgrass52]

"I think an eating contest is really just the beginning of a shitting contest. Congrats your the winner but in round two everybody loses."

Hes truly one of the best comedians around.

[Sardone777]

I would love it if Demetri turned out to be a hardcore Mac user. Partly because I am too, partly because this is sponsored by windows. Not really quite sure what it says about vista... doesn't really make me want to get it... Whatever.

[Tubemember1]

Fish farts!XD

[coldwhisper13]

it's on the official site with the rest of them

[monkeyangel42]

you can find it on spike tv's viral videos too since the website doesn't work anymore.

[strawberryjay]

Does Anyone know if No.6 has been put on?

[JeffreyTumaliwan]

a strange prank is to put fake trees on the forest hahaha lol

[KIWI897]

fish farts!

[atongoia]

If male ladybugs found out about their name, they would be pretty dissapointed

[PWPlatypus]

... unless they were gay

[mellowdalyricist]

haha he didn twant blue-balls lol

[michaelax13]

"I wonder if there are any birds who are afraid of heights? That would suck.."

[mariahee]

I just made a fan club group about Demetri Martin, but its always hard to find fans when just starting out, i'd love for anyone to join at:

groups. myspace. com/ demetrimartinperson

[Monroediddly]

Thank you for the clarification.

[Rocco1123]

no episode 6?

wtf

[superstetle]

I CANT PLAY WITH THESE HANDS ON!!! lol

[thelastsoviet]

lol @ the lobsters

[enderletters2u]

i want one of those things he's drawing on!!!

[ThePopCornFarmer]

Ahah I love you. I love your stand-up. And these.

[flashmonkey]

yes there is, go to the website to see it

[RyFratt11]

this is the best one out of the 6 its fuckin Hilarious

[hisaishimish]

there is no 6th, is there?

[Liz71191]

hahaha this is so funny

"i hope i don't smell like fish farts"

"if male ladybugs found out about their name, i think they would be dissapointed."

[bluefairy390]

these videos r kind of awkward but i luv them ^-^ lol. i just liked this one b/c he was himself by telling the jokes. "fake trees in the forest.... that prank is just a waist of time." i luv it ^-^ lmao.

[captainplanet29]

Best one cause the others lick my hickory stick.

[rachel1268]

its a story... of how he leads up to his greatness. :-) they all link together..doesnt matter which ones are better then the other.... Demetri is a great comedian!

[forITALY]

i wonder if their are any birds afriad of heights....that would suck. haha this is def. the best one so far =]

[charles24601]

best one so far

[thedude00000]

leeway for crapppiness hahahah

[iorilamia]

this owns!

[queenlaura]

my fave one

[andywfif]

Lobsters never over analyze situations.

[Oeno]

This "episode" was just a lame excuse for some of his standard work. I like the "these are jokes" type of jokes, but this series was kinda funny in a different cute way.

[greendaygal63]

hilarious...love ya demetiri

[andywfif]

Best one so far.

[kingamaan]

Demetri Martin, thats how you come up with jokes. You are the funniest guy ever.

[omnixdesigns]

i cant play guitar with these hands >:O

[Elenna1973]

I don't know if you're really smart or really stupid. lol